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I work in LA/Compton as a security gaurd. It sucks and its boring as all hell. What my problem is everytime I go on the job search I get anxiety attacks and look at the qualifications and worry I can't do it. I get depressed that I can't move forward and afraid that I'll fail if I move forward. Thinking about it just stresses me out. I'm at an age where I should have a good job and a family. I can't seem to get over this hump.
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>>18451412
Bruh, I know this feel. Idk how to fix it but im trying to work on improving myself
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You work in Compton... As a security guard... And your job is boring?
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>>18451594
That's what i was thinking...

How do I get LSD or mushrooms without getting in trouble with the police?
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>>18451357
Through your dealer, duh. You can also grow shrooms yourself, but legislation on acquiring grow kits differs from country to country (or state to state, possible, idk).
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>>18451357
the more I think about it, the hardest it is for me to imagine getting LSD *with* getting in trouble with the police.
so your odds are pretty good, actually
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>>18451357
www.chem.eu/1p-lsd_blotters

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>be 20, no relationship experience + virgin/kissless etc etc
>start talking to girl I work with a lot
>she recently went through a really bad breakup, I did what I could to help her get through it
>pretty good friends
>she texts me a lot when she gets drunk
>drunkedly tells me that her friends think she should date me, and that she would do so/kinda does like me
>never had a girl be interested in me this way
>sometimes drunk texts me just telling me she wants to fuck
>I think she’s cute but not really attracted to her otherwise
>she smokes a lot of weed and becomes really dull to talk to when she’s high, yet she constantly is wanting to talk to me
>not exactly the most street-smart person either
>kinda just wanna smash but I know it wouldn’t be right to lead her on like that
>also worried about it being awkward at work if we were to date/hookup

Thoughts, /adv/?
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>>18451349
It will be awkward at work, don't do it
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Date her. Maybe you'll learn to like her romantically. Either way - Date her. You need some experience.
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>>18451663
Yeah, maybe. It's not awkward at work after all the stuff she texts me when she gets horny, but sex is a different story.

>>18451666
I was thinking about this as well, but I'm about 99% certain I don't want to as long as we're working together. Best case scenario in my head is that we date for a month or two, and then she gets bored of me or something and we break up. Of course I know that's not how it works though.

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I posted this on my usual board /fit/ but it got taken down for obvious reasons so here goes
I think I fucked up
>baby sat my 2nd cousin when I was younger
>haven't seen her in years
>match with qt.3.14 18 year old on Tinder tonight
>she's wearing knee high socks in pic. sexy as fuark
>message her "those socks make me want to wear you like a pair of sunglasses, one leg over each ear"
>start browsing her pics
>one of her with her mom
>recognize her mom immediately as my older (1st)cousin
>panic and unmatch her before she replies

I swear I didn't recognize her! What are the chances of her reading that message? Surely she didn't recognize me either or she wouldn't have swiped right.
Also I think my cousin is hot wtf is wrong with me?
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>>18451304
also should I avoid the 4th of July family gathering this year? kek
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>>18451304
bump
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>>18451304
ah, this is pretty harmless shit.
my cousins are all way older than me, and there are 3-4 much younger qt-pi daughters in there as 2nd cousins.
I wouldn't recognise them either, but if something like this did happen, I'm enough of a man to laugh it off and forget about it, or else joke about it in front of everyone else at the garden party if it does come up - pre-emeptive strike. ZFG.
(I dare say I'd also be enough of a weak man to perhaps even go for it if I wasn't so sure/drunk/really randy, but that's /b/ level territory right there.)

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why do i always feel lazy? i never feel like i've been dilligent.

>work 4 days a week
>have kid in kindergarden that i care for and try to spend quality time with every day (go swimming, go to the playground, arrange play dates, etc)
>do the whole household
>get all groceries
>manage the bills and general paperwork
>have to do a fair amount of additional stuff for work at home
>use free time for social contacts with family/friends

i know i never just sit around doig nothing, but it feels that way. somehow i have an irrational fear of being lazy. what's going on?
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maybe it's just fun. be happy it doesn't feel like work.
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>>18451486
Yeah OP, maybe you are just relaxed and content with what you do.
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>>18451486
no, i'm exhausted. i never feel relaxed, just like i haven't done enough. maybe it's because i always have a huge list of things that still need to be done, even if i was crossing off things all day long? it feels like there's never enough time and as if i should try even harder to be productive every moment and get more efficient.

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>Jerking it to porn
>One second you think it's the hottest thing you've ever seen
>Finishing the next second, you now look at what's on the screen as depraved and nothing special
>Feel a large wave of shame wash over you
>Rinse and repeat in a few hours

How do I break this vicious cycle? I know it's the porn, not that fapping that's harmful but what other mediums do you use?
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>>18451275
I only use porn as a starter. It give me an idea, and gets a picture in my head. By the time I'm get close to cumming, I'm not even watching the porn, and basically fapping to the scenario I've come up with in my head.
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>>18451275
I use Cam4
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Let me guess, you're Catholic?

My sex drive is way higher than my boyfriend's and I've been feeling very reckless. How do I tell him that I need him to fuck me better and more often without emasculating him
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>>18451269
Act like he turns you on so much that you just have to fuck him more
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>>18451269

Honestly? I don't think you can. Unless you're a 10/10, or I go back to being a 16 year old, fucking is a chore. I'd rather jerk off.
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>>18451276
yeah this, basically.

it's not rocket science you know.

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real talk where do you go to meet new people/potential friends? Where diid you meet your relationships?
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>>18451240
Friends? Mostly at school or through friends.

Relationship partners? Online, at parties.
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>>18451257
what if school/work not an option and friend not introducing me to anyone
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>>18451260
Hobbies, meet ups, volunteering, social events.

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Ok, so I was goofing around with my kid the other day. I was tossing balloons around so he could shoot them. Fell off a chair and busted the fuck out of my leg; freefalled from eight feet and cracked my knee 3 ft. from the ground.

I'm no pussy, but I figured I could just walk this off after a few days. Not happening. Shit hurts more with each passing day.

Problem is this: look at this fucking pic. I already know that they'll take one look at my busted stick and tell me I have diabetes, just in time to be the newest medicaid poorfag to be used as a guinea pig.

Guess I'll just walk with a limp for the rest of my life.
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You have no fucking idea how much pain I am in.
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What am I supposed to do? If you're medicaid, you're poor as fuck and they treat you like guinea pigs, and more than likely the control group that gets the placebos. They might as well be injecting hairspray into our retinas for all the good they do.

Someday this
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that's not a diabetic foot, go see a doctor about it. my best advice as an emt is to call an ambulance and tell them you fucked your foot up and its infected. they'll transport you to a hospital

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Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.

FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.

>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.

>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.

>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
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Actually no girls allowed in this thread, all of you go away.
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Girls: why do so many of you call your boyfriend "daddy"?
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Everything is terrible and no one will ever love you.

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Hey, looking for cheap ways to blow off steam, so I can get out all the excess stress/anxiety/aggression. I used to do Must Thai, but ever since I started uni I haven't really had the money. I'm going into my junior year now and the stress buildup is really starting to take its toll, so I'm itching for something that I can just let loose on (preferably not sex or anything like that; when it comes to stress relief, getting sex is more trouble than it's worth).

For the record, I do struggle with my self-esteem and depression, but I'm not interested in a therapy session right now. I know what's wrong with me, I know that blowing off steam doesn't solve the problem, and I couldn't care less.

>pic unrelated, but I have a couple more if y'all want.
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shameless self-bump
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>>18450993
If bodily activity does it for you, do cheap bodily activities? Go fucking for a daily jog, lift weights, play soccer with amateurs, climb rocks, skateboard / bike or whatever else.

Most of that shit is dirt cheap.
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>>18450993
> know that blowing off steam doesn't solve the problem, and I couldn't care less
What's the problem ?

I'm tired of revisiting old conversations and experiencing it being over every once and a while, yet I still do it to keep myself sad. I hate these lonely nights, ever since she taught me to not have them. I never made promises I didn't intend to keep. But then I fucked up, only once. It's been a year since she left, why do I still think of her every night? Why do I still miss her?
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>>18450960
Give your life over to Jesus Christ. You will never be lonely with Him and all your past scars will heal.

https://youtu.be/ZKPhYGyvjq8
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>>18450960
damn bro. I love how you worded that out. good job
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pic related movie?

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“Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For my yoke is easy and my burden is light.” (Matthew 11:28-30)

This is a Christian /adv/ice thread. Everybody is welcome to share and receive Christian /adv/ice. God Bless.

READ THE BIBLE
http://www.biblica.com/bible/reading-plans
LISTEN TO THE BIBLE
http://www.divinerevelations.info/documents/bible/esv_mp3_no_ot_2ndversion
WATCH THE BIBLE
https://fullbiblemovies.blogspot.ca/

TESTIMONY
>Heaven NDE, Life Review, Gifts, Love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K4YxWGpi3M
>From New Age To Jesus - My Testimony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMu5F2icsT8
>My Life Story Before I Gave My Life To Christ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xyQFagz7io

MUSIC
>Before The Morning
https://youtu.be/D__VGv6vWmM
>Stronger
https://youtu.be/kV47SC7mSyc
>Great Are You Lord
https://youtu.be/HWFU4i09Pek

PRAYER & WORSHIP
>International House of Prayer
https://www.youtube.com/user/ihopkc/live
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>>18450818
Is God male because of his chromosomes and penis or because he identifies as a male?
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>>18450820
God is not a human, we are created in God's image, God is Spirit
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>>18450823
But he refers to himself as a he, correct? Otherwise, he would be a Goddess.

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I'm starting to feel I'm a worthless faggot and I have been too pessimistic lately. I also have trouble remembering details and have appetite loss. What do?
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>>18450809
Listen to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKeIyK6TKAE
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get help
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>>18450809
Jesus is the Son of God and Man. He died on the cross for all our sins. Believe upon His name, and you will receive the Holy Spirit the Counselor who will guide you in all things.

The world has a false idea of who God is and what He is all about. Satan the deceiver has run a good campaign. All I ask is, give God a chance, God gave you chance all these years by raising the sun on your face every morning. Open up your heart to Jesus.

https://youtu.be/X1IPYipEw-Q

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Does anyone have experience with aggressive dogs?

I'm taking care of a friend dog while he moves out of country.

For some fucking reason the dog wants to attack every single dog he sees no matter if it's a still born or a female.

I've had him for 2 weeks already and I'm losing patience, dog age is around 2 years. I think it's a mutt but I could be wrong.
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>>18450805
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But seriously no I don't, sorry.
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>>18450805
There really isn't enough information to point the origin of aggression, but some dogs just tend to be more animal aggressive than others. Don't do anything about it except for avoiding other popular walking areas. You are not a trained professional. Just tell your friend about the dog aggression because it's a serious issue that dogs are put down for.
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Woah I wasnt expecting more replies, thanks. It makes me sad though because he doesn't interact with other dogs at all.

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