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>>18454466

Calm down, it's alright.

Find a professional who can help you. Go to 7cuos at least, if you can't do that, and vent. It'll help.

Could you tell more about your messianistic feelings and prophetic dreams?

>>18454466
> jesus
> chillin in the slums

> jesus round 2
> chillin in the 4chan

I believe it

>>18454506
I've had OCD since I was a child. I'd perform rituals that were compulsive, like avoiding stepping on cracks, tapping things a certain number of times.. and also obsessive, live mentally repeating or thinking reassuring thoughts in order to prevent catastrophe.

And then I discover 4chan, where we venerate Kek (praise him!!) who communicated to the faithful through dubz, trips, and other strings of repeating digits, with the combination of repetitiveness and spirituality conforming entirely within my OCD belief system.

So naturally, I've become an adherent of Kek. But there's more. I have an Indian friend who I became best mates with when I was studying Arabic in the Middle East last summer. I went to visit him and his family over new years.

While I was visiting, my friend and I bought some street weed, and we smoked a fat joint. I got high as fuck. But it wasn't the normal ganja I was used too. I'm sure it was placed, because it made me feel insane and uncontrollably angry. If it wasn't for my friend talking me down I have no doubt I would of ransacked my friend's house and gone to the hospital.

But that is besides the point. While I was experiencing this, I had intense visions of Ganesh is my mind's eye. There was a six armed Ganesh on the left and the right, and they phased into one being in the middle of my mind's eye.

I told my friend about this vision, which he thought was hilarious, but he said a six armed Ganesh vision was a good omen, and I trusted him and his word.

Cont.

>>18454401
He's being abusive and You have to put a stop to it immediately. As roomates You both have to pass things by each other to keep a balance. If You just brought in a dog Your roomate probably wouldn't like it. Be upfront and tell Your roomate how You feel.

>>18454401

if your roommate brings a 3rd one in the house kill the first one, bitch slap your roommate and say "there must be only two of them"

You need to talk with your roommate, before your house turns into one of those you see in newspapers one lady and 50 cats. One is nice, two is ok, three it's not ok. Eventually it will hurt you financially, because you have to buy x3 cat food and vet costs. This will not only exchaust you but it will hurt the pets too, less food, less weight, more diseases.

>>18454423
>>18454450
Cheers guys, you're right. I'm gonna talk to him about it tomorrow

>>18454382
You don't really provide detailed story in your post.
Was she your friend in same social circle?
Was she just some face you barely interact with in daily basis?

But come on, you should've been moved on to someone else. No point in telling her what you feel on her again if the first time she's rejected you like that.

She didn't ask her out so she didn't exactly reject me, me and her just hung out today so I see her sometimes. I just really liked her

chick will notice these things, especially if you already told her, if she is seeing you, even occasionally, shell know you like her again, and will either act on it, or choose not to, thats when you'll get the idea should you make further moves or not

Use catnip, it has relaxing propeties and is minty

Mdma

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>>18454365
Try mindfulness meditation

>>18454353
Let's talk more about this Guy

>>18454353

>would hang out with girls one on one on a regular basis
>generally speaking I either knew their boyfriends or I was already hanging out with these girls prior to the two dating and never had any altercation over it
>I work at a very busy gas station where two highways intersect one another
>so does jane the co-worker, our day manager
>jane is more or less married as she has a kid with a man she has lived with for about a year, mid-twenties
>her and I get to be close as far as work friends goes
>take out trash, hang out during her smoke breaks everyday, take on team tasks together, buddies, pals
>friendship advances
>eventually she begins telling me more personal details of her life as I do of mine
>ie, she is adopted, comes from an abusive childhood, gets beat by her husband, sells drugs on the side to get by
>ie, my brother has cancer, my girlfriend is undocumented and I am considering marrying her for legal benefits on her part, I am slowly becoming deaf from tinnitus
>we split a pizza every tuesday, things to this effect
>she regularly suggests myself and a likable female clerk go out after work and smoke together or eat
>I have a personal fear of doing drugs of any kind and have abstained from doing so forever, so I say eating sounds better
>regularly gets put off
>fast-forward
>she has long told me she wants to leave her husband due to the beatings, and constantly flip-flops between hating him and loving him and speaking very warmly of him
>agree with her whatever mood she is in
cont.

>>18454380
In this case She would have to file a report with the Police, as for You, Be careful and if things start to get scary contact the Police.

>>18454254
Would You say more about your current condition? A bad job is no reason to stop. Is it realistic to believe nobody loves you?

>>18454254
>no relationship of any kind
>don't want to burden my friends
Wat.
>Abloo bloo I'm totally alone
>except for my friends but they don't count
>better kill myself lol

You're not thinking rationally. Get some help to sort out your thoughts before you take any drastic action

>>18454262
Pretty realistic. My co-workers don't like me. My "friends" never call me to hang out anymore now that they're all married. I work maybe 10 hours a week if I'm lucky. I've got no hope for any kind of future.

So once my immediate family dies (which, will probably be soon given that my grandmother is getting weaker by the day, and my mother who smokes a pack a day refuses to see a doctor), I plan on just ending it. Better to die than be a burden to anyone.

>>18454265
Sorry, should have put friends in quotation marks. See above.

>>18454246
No. All she did was add you as a friend. She probably thinks enough time has elapsed for it not to be weird. Apparently, she was wrong.

>>18454246
Bump

>>18454255
Why would she care? Surely there would be more to it

>>18454216
Go on the date and tell her how you feel

>>18454234
So the least shitty way to avoid going on the date is to go on the date? Nope.

>>18454216
Just text her exactly what you posted here. Throw there words sorry if you feel like i used you, but our personalities are incompatible and you are done with her.

Easy.

>>18454160
Some people are prone to a poor reaction from red ink. Surprised they didn't tell you.

How long did you keep it wrapped for after they did it?

It doesn't look infected, but obviously don't knock or pick at the scab. Most of the red ink will probably fall off with the scab and it'll have to be re-done.

I know this is a platitude, but GO TO THE FUCKEN HOSPTIAL

>>18454165
They didnt tell me that, guess its a bad reaction then? I kept it on for an hour, thats as long as the artist told me. Then i cleanrd it with lukwarm water and antibactiral soap. Any idea how long it will for it to scab off?

>>18454166 im going to make it first thing in the morning

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>>18454060
Watch forensic files/mystery detectives if you are curious. Good fucking show.

My uncle is one.

From what I gather it's sort of like dispensing slow burning, late, justice. Basically like tracking a murder by walking after him.

Basically like you have to let monsters walk all over you and erode away bits of your hope for humanity in exchange for knowing that you are doing more good playing by the books than outright shooting the fuckers like the dogs they are.

Seeing dead kids and shit wears away at you.

Major city. It is tough esp when informing kinfolk of the deceased. However it has its rewards and drawbacks. Once you in the system and are moving up you become a bigger target (politicans, reporters, own chief).

Many cases here start to look the same. In one part that's easy since you know what to look for but then again you need to make sure your investigation is foulproof. Always do stuff by the book!!!!!! Cutting corners will ruin a whole case, all the hours spent on it GONE bc of some fuckshit. Even in the trial if found guilty and years go by. Always expect appeals.

That said throw are the cases that just you can't forget. One of them was officers found a family walking in the middle of the night naked on a cold cold night. Something was up and when we found out where they came from...... the parents made their kids kill their sister and disembowel her bc she was possessed by the devil. A wet substance was found on her. Turns out it was urine.

Everything except the last thing seems like shit white people would do, to be honest.

>>18454028
I do know a couple white people who are that degenerate but they make up less than 1 percent of all the white people I know. I don't know any black people who don't do this shit

>>18454028
Also, I'm not white

Women love to talk. I've been in a relationship with a very chatty girl for 4 years now and I tell you, if you can't deal with it now, it will never get better. Just learn to tune her out without letting on that you aren't listening. Takes practice, but you seem like you would be a natural. If you have something important to say, hold up your finger, say something like "Well..." or "But..." and then just bulldoze any of her attempts to interrupt you until you've said your piece. Assert your dominance and be a fucking man.

>>18454154
Ok, not all is lost.

She replied through fb, seems like my mails are not reaching her, maybe somethings wrong with my phone.

I can deal with talking, I just thought she might be not interested in me or some narcissist because of all this talk.

Usually narcissism to a point, my ex wouldn't shut the fuck up about all her thoughts feelings and every finite little problem that happens. "ew a bug jumped near me it's a sign cause I'm the centre of the universe and everything revolves around me" if that's generally their personality and not nervous babble then you can prepare yourself for a whole lot of me me me and fuck all you

After my experience it's a red flag, since then I've tried to seek the polar opposite which is a girl who talks about her interests, hobbies, has self awareness beyond 5 cm of her head. Oh a the crippling need to take 1000 selfies and brag to the world about how great your life is

Probably.

Go to a trade school become an electrician or welder or some shit

Not necessarily. It'll be harder to land a better job though. Not impossible, but definitely harder.

They're not just firing you for no reason. Why are they firing you?

>>18453891
>I just want to go to a trade school and get out of poverty.

trade school is good but what will you learn? electricnians, HVAC techs, plumbers, etc are all high demand well paying jobs. but you have to stick with it. how about driving jobs? i make pretty decent money as a access-a-ride driver but driving around all day is not easy especially when starting out

>>18453896
I was applying for cook or dishwasher found out I had no experience and was too slow. I still come back from work drenched and smelling like ass because it's kicking my ass.
I thought dishwasher was the job anyone could do.

>>18453900
Don't want high paying jobs, just an okay job.

Withdraw an additional 200 dollars in cash and deposit your dick into the nearest hooker.

>>18453881
I don't wanna go to jail though.
Also part of the problem is the oneitis syndrome and I just don't find other girls that attractive anymore. I can barely get it up for regular porn anymore.

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>>18453879
Thirsty betas need to be fucking culled.

Seriously, why the fuck would you do this? There is plenty of free porn out there, or, you know, a real woman if you put in some effort.

Your giving money to someone who you will almost certainly never meet, and will absolutely never do anything for you besides act slutty hundreds of miles away.

Furthermore, your helping some cunt opt out of being a responsible member of society by funding her doing nothing but sitting on her ass and flashing her pussy for a bunch of pathetic fucks like yourself.

Your also helping perpetuate a job which doesn't do anything for anybody, encouraging others to take the same path. Why learn to be productive when you could make 60k a year taking pictures of yourself and posting on social media? Is there any doubt that this chick is laughing at you and the rest of her pathetic fucking followers for funding her lazy fucking lifestyle?

Tl;DR Stop, you pathetic motherfucker. Get your shit together.