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Meth?

>>18455793
probably meth

https://www.erowid.org/chemicals/meth/meth_basics.shtml

"bath salts" are also possible

>>18455789

you could just ask for it, its probably not a big deal or important

but if some kid loves that balloon, and you steal it from him.... well, you're a dick

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I wouldn't risk it mate.

>>18455789
The problem is if it's the kids favorite balloon.
Why not just say hey can I have that balloon when the party is over?

>>18455760
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHHA


fuck, this post made my day


I don;t know dude, how do you avoid feeling like a sexual predator taking advantage of a disabled person.

Also, when people find out, it will take a decade to live it down.


What if you knock her up, then you have retarded babies!!!!

AHAHAH

not worth it

>>18455760

> I'm a 19-year-old kissless virgin and have been single for years;

> rejected by everyone I ask out.

> She's attractive and seems nice.

> She's retarded.

> She types in very short blunt words, constantly misspells everything, never says anything deep or meaningful, etc.

> but she is pretty hot and she might be the only chance I ever get at sex.

You suck as a human being man, you are rejected multiple times and someone you find hot ask you on a date and your fucking anxiety kicked in because is hot and retarded.

I'm just gonna sit here in the corner probably die laughing while looking at your post.

Hey special snowflake, hot or retard make up your mind ? she might be stressed or something or maybe truly have some disability.

I honestly believe you are dumb fucking ungly anyways or get hit by a car before Saturday.

>>18455765
I think he just meant she's REAAAAALLLLYYY stupid. Not literally retarded. (At least I hope)


Anyways, if you are a kissless virgin, you should get some experience even if you're not THAT attracted.
Best case scenario - You get her to read books and she finally gets a bit... Less stupid.
Mid case - You get sum but shortly after the relationship will probably fail. But at least you got sum experience.
Worst case(s) - She'll find you dull if you act too smart and it'll fuck your chances. Or you'll reject her and won't gain anything.

>>18455731
Grow up,
if they aren't fucking don't worry about it.

You are letting your insecurities and jealousy drive your decisions. The next step you'll just say he can't have female friends.

On the other hand, if you think he is cheating on you, look into it, or confront him about it.

You sound like a crazy, overprotective cunt. Has your bf ever given you any reason not to trust him? If it bothers you so much then talk to him about it but you should grow up

depends. was it serious? how did it end? did he end it?

i still talk to three ex's but it's not something any reasonable bf would be bothered by- one is literally gay and we dated for a week when we were 15, one i cheated on when i was 16 and we didnt speak for years now we're just friends, and the last i also dated for like 5 days in highschool. it really depends on the person, their maturity level, what their relationship was like and how it ended

>>18455718
Do what you like no can judge you unless you're doing shit that isn't normal.

>>18455718
"adult things"

what you do with your free time is up to you

>>18455730
I just want someone to look after me.

Had the same issue for 6 months i think. but one day i got a text from a friend who told me to go outside and meet her just for 20 minutes or so and so did i. I again realised how exciting life is and that that was all my fault because it was my choice to stay inside, pretending i cant talk to people and go to places. Well i went outside more often and with even more people. After 2 months all went back to normal ("the only thing im happy to being a normie at")

So just search yourself an OK person who you can talk to/you can and let this person help you getting step by step back to whats considered normal.

I hope you get my point, sorry for my retarded english

>>18455706

therapy.

>>18455706
You don't. 4chan is zero, zero, zero help.

Asking for help on how to kill yourself painlessly is the only advice that they can give.

Both will never see you as a legit girlfriend and will also only use you for sex.
Men never share their girl, unless they don't see it as a real relationship to begin with.

>>18455692
Poly is a total meme but good luck OP.

>>18455692
been there

this is a messy fucked up world you are entering. Everyone has a different definition of poly, different expectations, and different boundaries. You need to be aware of that before you move forward... otherwise you are going to get emotionally ruined.

Communication is key, which is extra difficult the more people you add. This is unlikely to last, but could be a really awesome unique life experience.

Tread with caution.

>>18455663
Dump him and get someone hotter, and who appreciates you being hotter.

Silicon is your best choice at this point.

>>18455663
>>18455668
What this guy said.
If he is unhappy with you being healthier than he isn't the one for you.

On the other hand, acknowledge it is important for him to express how he feels and what he likes but do not compromise your personal goals and health for his fetish. Make that clear to him, if he isn't ok with that, then he's an asshole.

>>18455631
I don't really understand the Americuck system, but this seems pretty fucking two bob bit.
What are your alternatives?

I'd recommend making a flow chart of different scenarios and sleeping on it, then having a butchers at it in the morning.

>>18455631
Honestly, get a job. Don't bother with school if you're failing and can't afford it. You're just digging a deeper hole. That time you take to get a job and to work will give you the space your head needs to sort things through, think about what you really want in life.

Then you can go back to school with a clear head if you really want a degree, maybe only go part-time if you'd like.

>>18455645
>>18455646
My overall GPA is around 2.8. My CC and the 4 year college are in the same school system. However, since I got in D in the one class I'm taking, my GPA for that school is now 1.0. I can still get FAFSA for my CC if I was going there.

My major is Comp Sci. I'm honestly thinking of dropping out after this semester. There's this programming boot camp thing I was kind of interested in if I could somehow get the money (It's 10k to attend). I don't have a portfolio at all and after last semester I would say I'm not very good at programming in the first place. I only know the basics. I'm currently trying to teach myself webdev. I happened to get a free course on udemy teaching reactjs.

I honestly don't know how hard it is to get a programming job in my position so maybe I shouldn't even try. I don't know how much I need to know.

Give whores a taste of their own medicine, be more abusive

>>18455576
1. grow up

2. don't date bitches.

>>18455576
Why are you asking 4chan for advice?

That's like asking triple amputees for running advice.

What's your dream?

start off with baby steps and see how things progress.

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>>18455447
I want to marry someone famous. It's a stupid dream, this I know. But it's what keeps me going.

It seems impossible.

shameless self bump

>>18455410
you should probably just end it, anon. its only going to get worse.
source: experience

Sounds like you got a class 1 bitch in your hands. Get rid of her, anon. You will regret keeping her around. Source is 3 years married, and a divorce, to someone like her.

>>18455430
She really is a great girl. Didnt have her dad in her life so she doesnt know how to handle or treat a man. Just little things here and there get to me. I have done so much for her and even went into debt for her. I dont bring it up because I know talking about it will not have good results. I am even selling my stuff (the little I have left) to pay off my debt but she insists that I need to take her shopping more.

>oh no, our son has achieved enough independence to buy new underwear without our approval, what are we going to do about it?

move out, get a job, grow up
also, your mom sounds controlling

>>18455427
The thing is, that I never go out shopping alone...

Shit bait honestly

That's what I'm thinking.

>>18455385
Yes it's legitimate. Could you share the porn after? A friend did this a while back and it worked for him.

>>18455381
Looks like a really fucked up green pepper, slice it in 2 and post pic

>>18455393
I don't want to cook it now, and they only bought one. I'd like to know what it is before I do anything with it. For all I know you're supposed to eat it raw.

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That's a bitter melon.
Used in Asian cooking I think