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Ive been bored of anime no matter how much I try to watch it, I get bored and get distracted.
This is the first time this has happened, anime is all I've watched for months. I don't know what to do is this normal?
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>>18463475
/co/ here watch cartoons you weeb

No like serioulsy watch the justice league animated series or samurai jack, young justice,or if you really can't stop being a weeb watch the original teen titans and then watch the new teen titans movies

There are way less clithches here and actual characters, not just a bunch of waifus in every show
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>>18463475
It's god telling you anime is shit.
Go outside and socialise.
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>>18463510
Yeah I plan to drop it for a few months and start something else like learning A+ certification. Thanks

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How do I isolate a girl (we're friends, but not really best friends) to tell her how I feel?
This chick is literally always with one of her 100 friends. Like always. She has a roommate with whom she spends 20h per day with, and the other 4h she finds someone to accompany her no matter what it is, even going to the store.
I've tried a truckton of things that I'm pretty sure the only thing I've left out is violence.

Even worse, she knows what I'm trying to do, and she won't let me do it, probably because she doesn't want to ruin whatever it is she has with me.
Both of us know it's going to be rejection, but there is absolutely no way I can move on without saying what's on my mind.

Texting is also not an option, for two reasons:
1. Who tf texts stuff like that?
2. Her friends read her texts.
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>>18463462
>she knows what I'm trying to do, and she won't let me do it

She is not into you. Sorry mate.
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>>18463463
>She is not into you. Sorry mate.
This
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>>18463463
>>18463467
He already acknowledged that
But he needs to get it off his chest to move on
I'm in like literally the same situation
But since I don't have the definite no it still eats at me
I feel ya

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You shit heads do not know a lick of shit about finding a career in applied mathematics and computer science with a B.S. Degree.

PROVE ME WRONG KEKS!
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>>18463337

No one cares enought to prove you wrong.
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Figure it out yourself cuck!
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>>18463337
I won't help you if you're such an asshole.

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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.

FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.

>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.

>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.

>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
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Men: which feels better, ass or pussy?
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I'm going on a week long vacation with my of 4 months boyfriend. I have IBS and there is no way that I can avoid shitting in our room without him noticing. How to make things less awkward?
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>>18463344

By not drawing attention to it. Just go and do your thing.

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My ear is completely blocked with ear wax and I don't want to go to the doctor to get it syringed.

How do I remove this gunk without hurting myself?
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Go to a pharmacy and buy an ear wax removal kit. Don't use Q-tips.
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Pour hydrogen peroxide down there and hold your head sideways so it sorta simmers in there, itll be all bubbly in there as it interacts with the wax and this helps disolve it. Wait like a minute and then drain it and GENTLY put a q tip in there to soak up the waxy liquid. Keep repeating it until you feel/hear the peroxide break through the plug of wax, and continue until your q tips are no longer covered in shitty wax juice.

Again, GENTLE with the q tips. Youre not scraping anything, you are simply using them as cotton on a stick to soak up the wax that get liquidized by the peroxide. DO NOT start fishing around or youll just pack it in further. Apply literally zero pressure at all.

You can also use drops from the store, but peroxide works just as well if not better for far cheaper.
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1 table spoon hydrogen peroxide
1 table spoon of white vinegar
1 table spoon of rubbing alcohol
Mix put into a dropper
Drop one drop into each ear but let it sit a bit in between drops.

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How do i stop being a homosex pedophile?
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>>18463161
sorry anon that has to suck.
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Castration should help.
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>>18463201
Lol.
>>18463206
Not really.

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So I'm a 21 year old NEET high school dropout and my mother is finally starting to put her foot down about me getting a GED or something and obviously I don't want to do that or ever go outside again honestly. I've been lazing around for a few years and unfortunately my purpose in life never presented itself so I'm basically out of options. The need to kill myself is becoming more and more apparent but I'm just so afraid. I'm fat and I have no friends and I'm a virgin so no one would miss me or anything and those are plenty of reasons to die but I just can't get the strength to do it. Can anyone help me? My mom has some pills and stuff and we have bleach I just don't know what to do.
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>>18463149
maybe just stop being such a useless piece of shit and pass your GEDs for started?
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By killing yourself you will most definitely shorten your mother's life and cause her untold sadness. Suck it up and stop being a piece of shit. Get a job and stop wasting your life.
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>>18463149
>>18463149
just get your GED and stop being a loser disappointment to your mother after all she has invested in you. the GED is easy anyway, I dropped out in the 7th grade and was able to get my GED with 180+ on all four after studying once a week for a few months.

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Hi /adv/. I'll take advice but this is more just venting. My wife and I are having a kid next month. Our relationship is great but I have a terrible mother in law. She's a drunk and a manipulator. She also lives across the street.

In preparation for our kid my wife and I have been saving money and gift cards in a little piggy bank just for the baby. This afternoon I wanted to see just how much and opened the bank to find it empty. It should have had around 200$.

There's only been one other person in our house and that would be my asshole MIL. This of course led to a huge screaming match with my very pregnant wife over confronting her.

I guess my question is do I go against my wife's wishes and have it out with my MIL and tell her that I never want her to come here again or do I allow my wife to just eat this as a loss like we always do? (this isn't the first time we've had stuff stolen from us).
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You need to do two things. First wait until the baby is born because your wife is feeding for two and her hormones are out of whack. Second after the baby is born, politely talk to your wife and let her know you waited the month so that your wife is undisturbed but that this is something you and her have to nip in the bud now. Let her know that you love the baby and her and that you are doing this so the baby can have some money saved up. Be firm but not angry. You can't confront your MIL behind the back of your wife, it will look like you betrayed her. Gotta get that permission.
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>>18463018
I say confront her.

If the situation was different, like if she lived farther away and didn't come over all the time, I'd say to let your wife mostly control how you interact with the mother in law.

But if she's coming over all the time and she lives across the street then you have every right to have your own relationship on your own terms with her, which means speaking your mind without any intermediary
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>>18463037
He doesn't need permission. He's a grown man and this person stole from him (and from his wife, but most importantly from him).

Women are constantly hormonal. Their hormones don't just go back to normal immediately after giving birth either.

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Here's something most of you might be familiar with: I feel incredibly lonely atm and can't bear it. What can I do?

My situation: Recently discovered the girl I love won't be "available" for what might be half a year or longer and I decided to hopefully get over her. Problem: She was my very best friend and I can't contact her now.

Lost my other best friend because she deeply destroyed my trust in her. This is nothing I can repair anytime soon.

My other friends are not that involved and I don't want to bug them permanently. Since I can act like I'm fine so well almost nobody knows anyway.

I am in therapy for depression but we just started five months back and didn't yet get to solutions, we first dug for the problems. And it's only once a week for an hour, what to do with the rest of the hours a week?

I lost interest in most of my hobbies due to the depression. When I am in the office I can work, but I don't want to go all the time.

What to do?
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Go to a gym
Pick up boxing(I attended only one lesson as of now and I'm having a grin on my face until now)
Learn an instrument
Get drunk fuck whores


That's the beginning. If that doesn't help then you find hobbies and meet people through them.
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>>18463011
I've been Mountainbiking the last weeks when I got free time.

I play the trumpet and the piano.
I got really drunk with my friends way too often the last few weeks, but omitted the fucking...

I sing in a choir and do many things where I know lots of people and friends from.

I did all this already and still feel so indescribably lonely and lost...
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>>18463028
Are you virgin?

Try new stuff out. Make new friends. Go to places and meet new friends.

I'm Guessing you don't have really close friends(same problem here).

It's hard to form these types of bonds but just try to get to know people better from your choir or other friend groups.

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Is marrying young and finding a nice girl to marry which hasn't ridden the cock carousel in the 21st possible?

A part of me wants this. Just grow old and in love with someone.
Other part wants me to fuck sl00ts and not give a fuck.

I'd like kids though, preferably my own and not adopted.

What do you guys think?
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I think nobody should breed ever
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>>18462972
Why?
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>>18462973
Because he is a beta white virgin.
People like this man are killing off the pathetic white race, and I am loving every second of it.

You kaffir scum will praise Allah before the end of the century.

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How do I get my internet friends to grow out of Atheism? I fucking HATE atheists and don't want them to go to Heck. I just don't want them to turn into homos or bad people it is a slippery slope
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>>18462852
>Grow out of Atheism
I'm an Atheist and i don't see how I "grow out" of it. I just don't believe in god and we should respect each other for what we do believe
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>>18462852
I'm Agnostic. There's no evidence that Hell is a literal place as described, and people who are Athiests or thiests have absolutely zero evidence to support their claims, and they usually aren't in a mental state to understand what evidence is.

As society is right now, it's not your business who your friends have sex with, unless you're their guardian or sex partner.
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>>18463023
Hey! Stop liking what I don't like! >:(

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Girlfriend and I are going to a pool party and beach for July 4th. Which of the 3 bikinis should I get for her to wear then? The goal is for her to get lots of attention from friends, strangers, etc.
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>>18462790
Why is she even your gf if she wants to do such thing
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>>18462797
some couples are really gross and narcissistic
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>>18462790
She's better go naked , I'm sure she'll get a lot of attention ;) .

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Retarded femanon here

Are guys playing games in dating too? I'm talking things like
>be one moment all warm and interested and another just not care at all
>wait long time before answering a call or text
>say cute stuff to girls but brush it off when girls return the favour

does any of this even means anything? Idk I always thought guys are straightforward
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>>18462659
Just kiss him and be done with it
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>>18462659
>wait long time before answering a call or text
I do this unintentionally to grills all the time, I'm just busy
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>>18462659

Not all guys are the same, just like all girls aren't the same.

Some are shy. Some are straightforward. Depends on the fucking guy

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So, I recently graduated with my MA in Philosophy. Had a good time, wrote a decent thesis on Continental Philosophy, and then was rejected from every PhD program I applied to. Now I'm trying to get a job in my old field (mental health), and can't even manage to get hired on the level I was working with my BA. These people are desperate for applicants. No idea why I'm not getting hired back. I have a BA in Psychology, with numerous honors & awards, plus two years working experience in mental health.

Tried applying for other kinds of random positions, but no luck there either. I only have experience in mental health and education/university.

It's been two months of applications, with no luck whatsoever. Living with parents for now in a rural area, slowly running out of money. I'm at the end of my tether, anons. Any meaningful suggestions as to what to do?

>inb4 "LOL Philosophy, shoulda studied STEM"
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>>18462452
Yup, shoulda studied STEM. Why did you even if you already knew?!

The only obvious option otherwise is that you can try to be the next layer in the pyramid scheme of education no one needs. "Get degree with almost only doing stuff that might be your hobby, learn psychology and philosophy at anon university!"
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>>18462470
Not everyone is a scientist despite the job market's attempts to force the populace to be.
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>>18462470
>implying getting a STEM degree while being bad at it is better than getting a degree in something that you're good at

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Long story short I am 20 and I live with my parents (Yeah I know..), I ordered an ounce of weed from a canadian vendor on the darknet, in my name and sent to my mom's house. Vendor labelled pack as "Gay Lube Oil". Im fine with stealth 10/10 but the problem is that my mom was the one opening the door to the mailman and now she refuses to give me the pack because she wants explanation as to why i've been ordering gay lube oil. My mother is a strong believer of the Faith (like a LOT) and she tried to have me admit that when my male friends sleep over we have anal sex with each other (which is totally false). Telling the truth about what's in the pack would probably trigger consequences worse than that of fakely admitting to enjoy phallic pleasures with my buddies in her home. I can't even tell her its for anal sex with girls because I never had a girlfriend yet and she will most likely punish me for admitting to doing anal sex. Her religious convictions suck. If I refuse to explain myself she will inevitably open up the pack.

What to do now? She keeps it hidden from me and I'm very anxious about the possibility of being kicked out of the house.
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She probably know what's actually in the box and is keeping the weed for herself.
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Just tell her it's lube for masturbation or take it from her. How stupid are you? Your mother isn't going to kick you out of the house over some lube or weed. If she does you don't want to live there anyway. Don't forget that God created weed, it's one of nature's gifts.
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>implying that a vendor would ever mark a package "gay lube oil" and implying that doing so wouldn't just raise suspicion

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