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How do I make the pain of being a super manlet end?
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>>18465666
Stop being an obsessive weakling who acts unintelligently and gives up all the time. Then date short girls.
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>>18465666
Like for instance your react shows that you are a weeb who internalizes his failures in life instead of addressing them, which is basically the key to being miserable forever.
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9mm behind the left ear usually does the trick
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How do I explain to my ex that it pisses me off when she brings up her boyfriend? We broke up 3 years ago but I love her still, I have not been able to feel love for any other girl since. I still want her friendship but whenever she brings him up it kills the conversation.
Im probably going to be made fun of, get called a normie or whatever, it just hurts. I dont have many people in my life to talk about stuff like this
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>>18465574
Tell her. If she ever cared for you she'll understand.
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>>18465585
Feel like she never loved me as much as I loved her, has that ever worked well for you?
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>>18465574
Stop being her friend you dumbass. Move on.
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>Quarter-life crisis and indecision as to what I want to do with my life
So, I'll try to keep things as short and sweet as humanly possible. I'm twenty-one, living with my parents, and have very few prospects in life. I went to school for two years for a chemistry degree that I partially completed, was only able to transfer forty of the sixty credits to a community college for nursing, and now I am unsure if I still want to continue. Got through my first semester in the spring and I am taking an Anatomy+Lab class. Shit has me super stressed and the course is super condensed. On top of this it will be another two years until I will be eligible for exams/admission into the registered nursing program and it will be two years IF everything goes smoothly. I'll be twenty-three by this time and will still probably be living with my parents.
While my life has been at a stand-still since eighteen, people I knew in high-school are either in their junior/senior year of their program or are involved in a trade. I don't want to be a leech in my mid-twenties while my sister goes off to college on a softball scholarship. So I've considered possibly getting into a trade such as welding, linemen work, electrician, HVAC, and so forth. I want to be in charge of my own life, own my own property, and be independent. Are there any tradesmen who could give me some advice on certain professions or just anyone to give me some guiding advice for my life? I really don't know what to do. It's either get my shit together in some way so I can be independent or McFuckingKillMyself in my favorite spot in the national forest to avoid being a defeatist leech who has no control over his life.
I just need some help right now. I haven't hung out with a soul since November, constantly plot/think about killing myself, and shit just isn't right.
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I am bumping this
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bumping this as well, have similar situation, and feelings
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Bumping this also, I have no real advice because I am in a similar situation and not doing great. I was going to school for criminal justice but that's not really a career I can do anymore because of injuries I got. HVAC is also what I'm leaning towards but I'm a retard when it comes to math and apparently there's a lot of that.
Trades jobs probably aren't a lot of fun and won't be anything you're super passionate about but at least it's a decent paying job I guess
>commute to work every morning at the same time
>see this cute girl
>always plan to talk to her since she's always alone, waiting for the train (always at the same time as me)
>sometimes she listens to music, sometimes she reads a book or a newspaper
>this goes on for 3 months now
>always want to walk to her and speak to her since she is probably the most beautiful girl I've seen
>always sperg out and get afraid
I think, after 3 months, I finally have the balls to walk up to her and ask her who she is etc. However, I'm afraid that it's already too late now. We see each other EVERY day and she noticed me before, but never smiled at me or anything, she just looked away most of the time.
Do you guys think, there is still a chance that she might find it not that terrible that I literally stand next to her and didn't speak to her for 3 months now?
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if she doesn't give you any signals the endeavor is pointless.
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>>18465549
Maybe before you talk to her try and catch eye contact and smile at her, you can usually tell if a girl is interested in speaking to you at all by how she responds to making eye contact across the room. Just look at her and try to give a warm smile, if she responds well, maybe the next day sit down next to her and say hi. Mention that you have noticed her there at the same time as you and then just introduce yourself.
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>>18465576
I was about to say that, she will probably feel bothered and think about OP in terms of "this pestering dude"
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What are you supposed to do when you just get irrationally angry for LITERALLY NO REASON?
Like I was just sitting at home just fine minding my own business and the internet gets a little slow and I suddenly want to smash my laptop to a wall, flip a table and trash the entire house?
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Work out. Or write poetry, if you're into that. The point is you need some way to release your emotions productively.
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>>18465531
You have period.
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>>18465536
I'm going for a drive.
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>dicking around on Tinder
>come across a photo of this chick from work with whom I've collaborated closely for over a year now, never flirted, strictly professional
>swipe right
>IT'S A MATCH!
I'm freaking out here, people. Any words of advice?
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My friends match with each other/coworkers all the time.
It doesnt necessarily mean she wants to fuck you
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>>18465521
Stop posting pepe memes and ask her on date.
Easy.
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>>18465521
dont get too excited girls will often swipe right on someone they know irl just to see if you like them. ironic, right?
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My mom wants me to use this instead of peeing for me, I probably wouldn't be clean for 3 months WITH it. Is it legit? Even so I doubt it could help. I need this job so badly.
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>>18465494
Your mom doesn't have clean urine. Ask someone else.
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>>18465494
How can you not be clean in 3 months? Quit smoking pot and go for a walk. You must be high right now.
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>druggie wants sympathy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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In a rut of sorts but cant seem to find anyway out green text the jest of it
>almost 32
>married two kids 7 and 2
>barley 6ft 270lbs
>haven't worked as an employee in the last 9 years
>self employed it's been up and down the last few years have been shit financially
>wife works, bread winner
>drink 6-10 beers every single night
>have about 9k in bank wife wanting to spend 8k on home improvements
>feel like a big failure at life
>don't enjoy anything
I feel like im wasting my life, I haven't felt joy or looked forward to anything in so long that I cant even remember the last time. What the fuck do I do? Like whats the next step thats going to allow me to see the light at the end of the tunnel.. getting older by the minute and it fucking blows I probably have another 40 years tops maybe a whole lot less before im dead, anyone ever feel like this? How did you overcome it?
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>>18465482
Well, you managed to procreate, so from biological point you are finished.
However, you can now try to be good dad. So
>>>/fit/ sticky unfatten yourself, counting calorirs works
Adopt body weight routine
http://www.manvsweight.com/calisthenics-exercises/
http://www.aworkoutroutine.com/training-each-muscle-group-3-times-per-week/
>get a job
>never drink alcohol again
>go repair your own house
>ask your wife on date
>play csgo instead of alcohol before night
Or dont care, get divorced and destroy 4 lives at once. Your choice.
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>>18465482
Stop drinking. Everything you're feeling is beer fear.
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>>18465518
sounds easy enough, I have a hard time pulling the trigger
>>18465540
what is beer fear?
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What are you supposed to do when you'd really want to be in a relationship but you're not attracted to anyone or anything and don't want sex?
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You should either go outside more because i bet you stay inside a lot and do nothing, which fucks up your head and sexual needs. Possibly depressed as well
Or you are asexual
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>>18465474
date another asexual
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>>18465479
I go out all the time.
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>Message a girl on OkCupid/PlentyOfFish/Tindr/Whatever
>Get a response
>Girl loses interest 4-5 messages in and stops responding
>Literally every conversation on an online dating service I've had has gone this way?
What am I doing wrong man?
I put in the effort to come up with personalized conversation starters based on profiles, my grammar is solid enough for casual chats, and all that stuff, but it feel like my chats get cut short before we even have a chance to get to know each-other on even a basic level.
At which point I sit there like a retard waiting for response, with my only other option being an even more pathetic "PLS RESPOND" style comment. I rarely sink that low though.
I know I'm a bit on the socially retarded side, obviously as I'm a kissless virgin, but I never thought I was so bad that I can't even hold a conversation with a girl for more than five minutes before she gets bored and moves on. I'm putting in a real effort to hide my power level and filter any spergy shit that might come to my head, while still trying to be true to myself, but it feels like I'm only getting pity responses in what feel liked forced conversations.
It's starting to make my already rocky self esteem go even lower.
Any tips and advice on how to approach messaging girls would be much appreciated.
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>>18465419
Well, what do you say?
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OP everyone is gonna give you some bullshit advice but the point is this happens to every guy except the chads.
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>>18465419
you arent doing anything wrong you just arent standing out. even if you are a guy the conversations with girls are tedious.
five messages in is just
>sup
>nm you?
>nm. just hanging.
>what do you do for work?
>i work at the store
>oh
boring af. romance isnt about forcing an hour long conversation with every guy until something is interesting. its about chemistry. and unfortunately in an app thats hard to create.
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Straight and clear to you guys: How do I destroy a relationship and steal the girl ? She's a good friend of mine but i want to ser her off of that balding, dick headed idiot's arms and over my dick doing it cowgirl. He apparently is some kind of idiotic hipster type, if this information helps.
>inb4 moralfagging
I'm a nihilistic atheist and nothing related to values can affect me. My law is another man's gun and nothing more.
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>>18465416
No moral fagging. Just saying: You are there. She knows you. If she really wanted to go for you, she would. But she likes the balding dude. So sorry, but it seems baldy beat you.
Even if she breaks up with him, what makes you think she'll go for you?
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fag :)
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>>18465416
Baldy rekt you bud. She swallows his cum while you shitpost on 4chan.
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I went to the beach with my girlfriends ( I'm a girl) and I forgot to add padding to my bathing suit so my nipples slightly showed. I told my friends about this and told them I was a little insecure about going like this and my one friend was like'you're totally fine don't worry' while the other was disgusted and said 'why would you even go like that'. Then we all went in the water and I just went in till the water was at my hips, they themselves didn't want to get totally wet either.
I told them I'd rather not get my chest area wet then they just started splashing me with water and laughing. They made a point of putting the water directly at my chest so I was the only one who was soaked. Then I tried getting back at them and they were all like 'don't you dare anon, I'm not getting wet today'. All throughout the day they kept looking at my wet chest and giggling. Why did they do this?
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They did it because they knew it bugged you and you let on that it got under your skin. It's funny making other people upset over stupid things. You should've just ignored the whole thing altogether because it's not a big deal.
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>>18465394
Yeah but why would they enjoy making me uncomfortable
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>>18465379
Because you let it happen. I think I see you as the type who gets punched in the face and then do nothing. You should tell them that it's not cool
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I've fucked up my whole life and basically had enough. Had enough of being scared, anxious and depressed about anything at all. Work is impossible, I've been off for over 2 months and my time off ran out last week. I'm still not better and absolutely cannot go back, or deal with having to communicate with them from home. I fucking can't. I don't want to see my friends, family or any other human being ever again. Video games and anime are the only things I remotely enjoy but even then, it wont last forever. I've been gritting my teeth my whole life trying to get through it and I can't anymore. I've probably been like this since childhood but faking things has wrecked me and I'm pretty much broken for good now.
Now that I've hopefully convinced you, what are the best types of places to jump off to commit suicide? What should I do to absolutely ensure I die instantly, or at least in seconds? Keep in mind that I live in a big city, and am going to be doing it during the day. Please, at least help me with this, I'm a huge fuck up and don't want to mess this up too.
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>>18465366
Stay alive bro.
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>>18465366
>has a family
>has friends
>has money to buy games and anime
>thinks his life is over because he's too much of a pussy to deal with family and work
Let me guess, you're under 25. You're just in fucking puberty. Get your ass up and work on getting a fucking job. Deal with the shit in your family and don't be a faggot pussy killing yourself in a way which will burden some poor fucking public worker, which will have to deal with your trashed meatbag. Don't be such a sissy. Life isn't always fair and nice.
Fucking weeb.
At least donate your organs to someone who isn't going to end it just because puberty.
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>>18465371
I appreciate the sentiment but no thanks.
>>18465393
I'm in my late 20s. I've worked for years in numerous different jobs, which I've had to work my ass off to get and keep because I'm no good at anything, despite feeling the way I described in the OP. I know other people go through much worse but I can't keep up with the standards of this world anymore.
I've acted on advice like yours before and it's done nothing for me. And why should I continue to suffer because a poor public worker I don't even know will get fucked? How else do you propose I kill myself as soon as possible in a country where it's illegal to carry/own a gun? Just answer the questions in the OP.
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Is it disrespectful to date a guy who tried to cuck the boyfriend who is now my ex? Since I'm on somewhat good terms with said ex, asking for approval wouldn't be much of a hassle.
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Yes it's massively disrespectful and your ex will rightly feel that he was right and you definitely had something going on with douchebag while you were dating ex. Because now you want to date the asshole guy.
Also 'asking for permission' what are you 12? Just Own up to being an asshole and date the douchebag
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>>18465338
fpbp
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Why do you need permission, thats retarded. Your ex has no say over what you do or dont do.
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Where can I find hot young singles in my area to hang out with?
Every girl I've been with has had major issues. I just wanna find a cool girl for once
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>>18465311
have you tried looking at porn site ads?
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>>18465311
All women have major issues....
I don't understand what you're asking...
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>>18465316
yea those worked for me