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Girls, would you be disgusted if your bf/husband/fuckbuddy or whatever really loved fondling and sucking your tits? Not only during sex but sometimes casually as well.

I'm gonna be brutally honest here.
I might have a fetish or something, i can't get enough of a nice pair, my ex never complained but i think she did find it weird because i could suckle on her tits for an entire hour. I wonder how women feel about this particular thing, do they enjoy it as well? Do they find it creepy that a grown ass man can take so much pleasure from sucking on their breasts?

Guys who relate, feel free to share your thoughts as well.
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>>18481097
nah i don't see why it's odd?

i like flashing mine to my bf in almost all kind of situations, i would find it odd if he didn't like touching, kissing etc them when he had a great opputunity?

but i guess you should be secure in a relationship before going bananas over a girls tits!
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>>18481097
As long as girl doesn't have some self-confidence issues about her tits I can't see how this could be of a problem.

I think it could actually be pretty good for most of the girls, as they like to know you find them sexy/beautiful/attractive/whatever. Just be sure she knows how much you love that part of her body.
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>>18481097
Ehhh, I would probably draw the line at casual suckling personally. In bed, during sex, I even like it. But I would feel very weird about my bf just wanting to suck on my tit while browsing the internet.
Comes across as like, mommy issues or something to me. Outside of sex, it would feel like I'm in some sort of maternal role which is weird to me.

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I need help, my parents will be moving out town by the end of the year , i hate my job, im a psychologyst, and they Pay me too fucking well, i want to live on my own, but o dont know how yo earn enough money, where i live , i would need at least 600 bucks monthly to live and sabe, i live in southamerica in a small city, help me, i dont know what yo do for a living.
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Sorry my cellphone corrects the shit out of my typing.
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>>18481045
You live in South America oh boy. Why do you hate your job?
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>>18481058
Its grindy, boring and i cant stand normies any more. Im willing to make money online, or some kind of work frontal home meme

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Why would someone be rejected by a fraternity?

Ethnic? Ugly? Doesn't fit in (autism)?

I bet an incel would be rejected but Chad would be accepted, is this true?
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Why don't you ask the fraternity that question, not us. Also, incels are a meme and do not exist.
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>>18480906
How are they a meme you moron
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>>18480906
This man was Subhuman and even committed suicide because of his inceldom.
He was sexually invisible, thus an Incel.

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Can someone tell me who is in the wrong here please?

>parents divorced when I was 6
>mom kicked my older brother out because he was aggressive etc
>she was depressed throughout my teens
>often threatened suicide and argued over minor things
>accused me (small, quiet guy) of bullying her because I calmly asked to talk about things rather than screaming
>never discussed anything, just coldly ignored me for days until one of us gave in
>became reclusive in my teens (no gf, no friends) but worked a few weeks each summer
>mom lost her job when I was 17
>I was focused on grades so didn't find a job myself
>she reassured me that we had savings etc and that she'd find something soon
>had money from divorce, government, loans and also savings to help with college
>admittedly didn't work through college
>graduated with a top degree and found full-time work
>over Christmas she started an argument and threatened to commit suicide
>had to pin her against the wall to stop her leaving the house
>went home last week for a vacation
>suddenly mom starts crying and tells me to leave her alone
>tells me I dress like shit, look like shit, and that she fears for me because I'm so negative
>next morning she asks if I'm cold in the nights since I don't have a duvet and I say I'm fine thanks
>she says angrily "we don't live like primitives here" and storms away
>she acts normal again but I calmly say "I don't care, l leave me alone" and go to my room
>I return to the city early and leave a note saying Happy Birthday and leave her gifts
>sister calls me and says mom is having a breakdown
>I phone her and she is crying and saying don't feel guilty if she commits suicide
>she calls me a brat, I've had it easy in life, I needed a man to put me in my place, that I didn't find a job when she was unemployed etc
>accuses me of saying and thinking a bunch of shit I never have
>refuses to believe that I don't think / haven't said those things
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>>18480783
Protect your mother man.
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>>18480783

Sounds like youre both lazy cunts and that your mom is a total basket case.
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>>18480783
> parents divorced ehen I was 6
> I needed a man to put me in my place
This is going to be unpopular, but I suspect that your Mom has behaved wrongly towards you because she never got over the divorce. You have a job and a life now: live them. Your Mom will never be as happy as she could have been if her marriage had worked out. That's probably her fault too. I'm sorry to be so blunt, anon.

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I'm not afraid to approach woman, but I hate the idea of bothering them because I know so many guys hit on them and I don't want to add to that annoyance, am I overthinking it or is it better to just leave girls alone?
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they are made to be bothered, they aint better than you, if you want them, talk to them, if they dont like they cant give you a favour and kiss your ass

start talking to women
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>>18480694
You are afraid. Because your makeing excuses. If you weren't afraid you would go up to them. Stop pertending your not.
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>>18480718

lol you must not know me, I'm not afraid in the least. In situations where I'm forced to interact with girls my charisma is through the roof, the shit is magical. But without an excuse to talk to a girl other than I wanting her to sit on my face, I just feel like an annoying creep getting in their way.

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Altough we may have gathered around us a large number of friends, and acquaintances with the method of loving kindness, and compassion.
This will be the source of attachments, quarrels, and worries.
To remain alone in solitude is my advice from the heart.

Altough we may get the opportunity to show our great qualities to others. Soon we become attached and begin to desire large amounts of wealth and food. We may begin to distribute offerings from received donations of rich important people, but even though this is the support of good deeds, it will lead to pride and negative actions.
To have our fame and good reputation spread throughout the world will not bring any benefit when you die.
To tame one's own mind and keep it virtues by renunciation and diligence is my advice from the heart.

By taking on responsibilities, bearing witness, and enforcing the law we may reconcile people in their disputes and quarrels thinking it benefits them and we are doing good for all, but still aversion, hatred, greed and attachments arise. Even though caretakers, attendants, managers, and cooks constitute the life blood and the pillars of society. Still people fight, strive, and compete among themselves.
To be without hope and fear and to give up such chores is my advice from the heart.

To hastily gather and carry whatever we think is necessary to help ourselves in our life like statues, sacred scriptures, images, ritual items, offerings, cooking utensils and the like. Eventually it leads to suffering and dispute.
To be abandon all those things, to have little needs, and to limit your activities to just a few is my advice from the heart.
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>>18480651
Lovingly pointing out faults to others, with the wish to benefit them and without self-interest gives rise to negative states of mind.
We might be honest, but still it causes pain. When we support our own side and refute the other, we may think this is a good way to win debates, but this also causes negative states of mind.
To be silent and stop talking, and otherwise only speak peacefully, gently, and pleasantly is my advice from the heart.

By praising our own side and belittling others, trough giving preference to our religion we believe we are upholding the teachings, but this is only the cause for attachment and hatred. By finding faults in the teachings of others, we may believe we are wise, but this only accumulates negative deeds.
To give up all the nonsense of religion and to be without bias is my advice from the heart.

There are many texts on science, crafts, medicine, and religion. All methods for gaining understanding, yet to know many things is to ruin the pure simplicity of your mind. It might be excellent to be learned, but whatever we are attached to locks us up in a self-made prison. To amass a multitude of texts, books, notes, and scriptures will only burden you and slow you down, giving no benefit. You are merely fooling yourself.
To abandon studying and to limit your knowledge is my advice from the heart.

Summoning hail and thunderbolts and the like, producing black magic spells and protecting oneself.
We might believe these are activities to subdue those we are hardest to tame.
But this will only consume their minds with hatred, and revenge, leading to war.
To take a humble place and watch your own mind is my advice from the heart.
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>>18480653
We may have gained insights and understanding into the ultimate nature of mind and dwelling in a state of non-conceptuality.
But to discuss it with others, and to write spiritual texts, poems, and songs of realization about them, even though they are signs of clear experience, will give rise to conceptualization and misinterpretation. And will increase wandering thoughts and distractions.
To keep away from intellectualization and to maintain concentration is my advice from the heart.

Making distinctions of past, present, and future is like making disctintions of different levels of the empty sky.
In the end it is still one whole sky. The mind can only think about the past or future in the present moment. The past and future stand on the ground of the present as it were. And the present moment is the mind. So in the end it still is all one mind, one nature. A simple awareness that is completely open.
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>>18480657
The everyday practice of life is simply to develop a complete acceptance and openness to all situations and emotions, and to all people, experiencing everything totally without mental reservations and blockages, so that one never withdraws or centralizes into oneself.

This produces a tremendous energy which usually is locked up in the process of mental evasion and a general running away from life experiences.

Clarity of awareness may, in its initial stages, be unpleasant or fear-inspiring; if so, then one should open oneself completely to the pain or the fear and welcome it. In this way the barriers created by one's own habitual emotional reactions and prejudices are broken down.

Everything is perfect just as it is, completely pure and undefiled. All phenomena naturally appear in their uniquely correct modes and situations, forming ever-changing patterns full of meaning and significance, like participants in a great dance. Everything is a symbol, yet there is no difference between the symbol and the truth symbolized. With no effort of practice whatsoever

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My ldr boyfriend has a friend who is a girl and I often feel like they're way too close which has lead me to lash out. I'm in the country he's living in right now, I still haven't met her. This morning he left his facebook open on my laptop. I know it's bad to dig into other peoples messages but I did and I discovered that he went to her house for breakfast, he told me that he just had an exam. I'm so pissed and I know he's not going to stop being friends with her, I don't know what the fuck to do.
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Break up with him. Having female friends shouldn't be an issue, but the lying is.
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>>18480413
>he went to her house for breakfast
She's cooking for him, and he's lying to you.
Break up, move on, and find a man in your own country and city with whom you can have breakfast and be close in person. You deserve a good breakfast too, you know.
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>>18480454
>>18480417
It's just that I have a return flight set up and it would suck to drop a bunch of money on another one, I haven't been here long.

What should a 19 year old know before starting his first year of college?
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>>18480320
EVERYONE, and i literally mean everyone, is just as insecure as you whether they show it or admit it.
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>>18480320
If you completely bomb your first semester, it is not the end of the world.
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math

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This girl (my brother's GF) was swimming in my pool today and she left her clothes in a pile inside my house. I spotted my opportunity to find her panties and give them a sniff because I'm a degenerate pervert (they were very clean and didn't smell like much). Shortly after I found them in the pile I realized that I didn't stop to carefully memorize how the pile was arranged beforehand and fucking panicked (which prevented masturbation). I've done this shit many times in the past, yet I still didn't stop and memorize the arrangement this time.

My most pressing question is: Assuming I put everything back mostly the same, how likely is this girl to notice that her clothes shifted? My only worry is that the bra on top might have been partially facing inside up and I went with fully facing inside down, since I was really only looking for the panties and left everything else pretty much as it was.

Further questions: How would this girl feel if she was pretty sure I was touching her clothes? How fucked up am I if I do stuff like this pretty much every time I get a good opportunity? I used to sniff my older sister's panties all the time until she moved out. I even stole one pair. I also stole a (n unfortunately clean) pair that was left in my college's public dryer for too long.

All of the orgasms I got from this habit of mine are totally not worth the fear, shame and guilt I feel. Pic related is basically what the panties looked like, if anyone cares. Not sure what else to include as a pic.
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>>18480282
She might notice, if she does and if she connects the dots, most likely she will be repulsed and worried and tell on you her brother.
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>>18480293
The dots wouldn't be hard to connect since I was the only one in the house during this time period. An hour ago or so my brother came in with her and I thought I saw a look of disgust on her face, but my brother was perfectly friendly. Impossible to know what's my imagination and what isn't.

If she did tell my brother, do you think he would ever bring it up? I'm kinda friendly with her, but I don't think she would ever bring it up with me.
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>>18480301
She knows but she won't tell your brother since it will make things weird and cause a "he said she said" thing. Maybe you should avoid being a creepy piece of shit in the future and have some self control like a normal person.

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So here's the gist of things. I moved to Australia back in 2014 when I was 14. It's obviously been 3 years since then, and I've developed some romances over the time. I've ended up crushing on around 4 girls in the time span, but every single one of them has rejected me. It's not like I'm jumping in too quick, I get to know em for a few months, go out together and you know just have fun with each other.
However, every time I tried to confess to them, none of them liked me back. I have no idea what I'm doing wrong, and I'm seriously just considering giving up.

My last GF was back in 2014, had to break up due to the move over here to Aussie land, and just since then I've had no fucking luck whatsoever. It doesn't matter what I do or how long I let the relationship grow, nothing happens and now it's to the point where I have no clue what to do.

Anyone else feel like this? I dunno if I should change my image or change anything about myself, or I just don't know what to do in general.
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>>18480248
4 is not that many
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>>18480257
Ye it's not too many, it's just the fact that it's been 3 years and I've liked 4 different girls who have ALL rejected me, it's like "shit what the fuck am I doing wrong" Yaknow?
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>>18480248
>It's not like I'm jumping in too quick
>I get to know em for a few months
>every time I tried to confess

nigga you're not jumping at all, you're slowly rolling your way in letting the tide take you over.

If you meet a new girl you like a girl you date within the month of meeting/liking her I'd say, or the attraction starts to fade.

Also after a couple dates you just tell them you like them. Don't 'confess' to them you like them, it makes you look sad and at their mercy.

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>unprotected sex
>feel good.inc
>pull out before too late
>notice white stuff on mahdick
>she says is from her(plus she says it doesn't smell or taste like me)
>still afraid is mine

Now,I wouldn't even be making this thread if I didn't feel good.I didn't feel like I came and then I continued for like 10 more minutes and I wasn't "sensitive".Plus,wouldn't she feel it in her(I cum quite a lot)?She was 2 days after menstruation if that helps
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Vaginal discharge can be a milky white, almost clear color, but it isnt worth risking it. If you're really worried, grab some plan b and some protection.
>fun fact: sperm can survive in precum, and can get your girl pregnant without even needing to bust a nut
Anon, dont be silly, wrap your willy.
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>>18480187
lol u 'bout 2 b a dad
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>>18480197
She is on some hormonal treatment and I'm worried that the pill will affect her for nothing really.Plus,isn't precum usually urine and dead semen?

Im torn between gf of 3 years and new flame at work. Its all really complicated. Basically...
>switch fast food restaurant locations
>girl at counter is cute, but I never worked up the courage to talk to her
>besides I have a gf
>passing glances, hello/goodbyes, small talk ensues
>one day, out of nowhere, she adds my number from the wall where all thr employee numbers are
>instant flirt, smiley faces, emojis, etc
>never told her I have girlfriend
>she said she thought I was cute
>after years of feeling like I was only good enough for one girl, IMMENSE confidence boost
>tonight was the first night her and I snapchatted, and we're already dirty talking
>i still feel bad for my gf
>took her virginity, met her parents, and theyve done a lot for me
>gave me a place to stay when i got kicked out
>bought me several dinners
>I cant even comprehend how much money my girlfriend has invested in me
>Im torn between picture perfect high school lovers married together forever
>and sexy 10/10 that for once ACTUALLY wants me
What the fuck do I do, I cant hide this from my girlfriend forever. If things keep going the way they are, her and I will end up having sex, and soon.
>wtf do I do
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>>18480094
Stable long term relationships are more important than looks that will fade with time anon.
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Don't be a cunt.
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You need to decide if you're ready to settle or if you want to keep dating. You have the freedom of not being bound to your long term gf by a kid or marriage. You never know your long term gf might get bored of you too and do something shady. Just don't cheat man that's fucked up.
Good luck.

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ok help me out.
what the fuck are we doing on this planet? seriously what is the point of life?
get a job, work 9-5 for 30 years and retire so you can buy a corvette when you're too old to enjoy it?
I'm at the point now where i can keep going with school no problem, or i can get a job and work as a nobody with minimal respect at a job ill probably be sick of. i just don't know what to do with my life. i want to go on adventures and have excitement in my life, not settle down to a 9-5 and put money into a pension and work for the weekend and stay put. i hate the place im in and i hate the people. fuck i still live with my parents for fucks sake, they're fucking intolerable (but wealthy) and they hold their expectations over my head and threaten me with losing my inheritance if i don't settle down into a nice job so they can tell their country club buddies what i do for a living.
what the fuck?
so in all seriousness, what's the point of life? like, how do we become happy given our time on earth?
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>>18480080
>seriously what is the point of life?

I'll let you in on a secret OP. It's your life, so you get to decide what the point is.
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>>18480100

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>10 days after ovulation
>I pulled out
>negative pregnancy test
>her period is still late
How understandable is my panic
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>>18480012
Understandable but misguided. The odds of pregnancy after one sexual encounter where you successfully pulled out are ... well, not zero, but miniscule. Like, if you crunch the numbers, they're WELL below one in one thousand.

That's not to say I condone the withdrawal method, because 1. it's surprisingly easy to be that one in one thousand when you take the chance all the fucking time, and 2. the odds will become substantially worse when your dumb ass fucks it up and ejaculates inside her even once, which, statistically, is probably going to happen (it's the hardest method to consistently execute). But just this once, and I really do mean JUST THIS ONCE, I give you permission to relax.

Her period is late because the female body is weird and it does weird shit every now and then.
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>>18480038
Plus, by the time we had sex her egg should have been dead for well over a week, right?
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>>18480012
>pull out method

Stop being a fucking retard. You can bone without condoms if you want. Just make sure she gets on birth control. That's a minimal requirement. If neither of you is willing to practice control, you deserve the kid that's bound to happen

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My son won't fucking study, he sits there and plays games all fucking day, I don't want to punish him, I know for a fact that's not effective, but he has 16 years and gets on average 3/10 on every test. What should I do?
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>>18479978
Nag about it so much he'll study just to shut you up
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>>18479978

Take his shit away until his grades improve you fucking faggot
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>>18480021
sould I be invasive then?

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