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You can't. White women don't like spics. You better just plan a rape.

>>18479213

by asking out white women exclusively, and researching their family history before impregnating them.

Have you tried not sucking?

Sincerely, a white girl

Who do you value more? The person you're currently with, or the person you used to be with? Because I'll tell you one thing, if you value the person you used to be with more than the person you're currently with, then you should break up with your significant other so they can be with someone who actually deserves them.

>>18479171
The person I'm with.

But my ex is ridiculously sweet and I am quite literally her only friend. When I dumped her, in the middle of her tears she said "You'll always be like a brother to me". She would be devastated if I never talked to her again. I don't know how I'd cope with hurting her like that. I can't pretend not to care for her at all, you know? She has been nothing but kind to me and I feel like I have to repay her in some way.

you fucking suck OP. You are bad boyfriend, and not a friend to your ex, despite what you may tell yourself.

Hit the gym and get swole. Wear better clothing that fits well. Sharpen your game and have an abundance mentality to women, don't waste your time chasing "the one". If you do all of this, finding a women in her early twenties should be easy even if you are in your fourties. Remember OP, women age like milk and men age like wine.

>>18479094
Yeah but I'm 5'6".

>>18479119
You can't let things out of your control get to you, you need to focus on the places where you can improve. I personally know manlets in their late 30s that have girlfriends in their early 20s

>>18479051

cuz then you'd be dead.

>>18479051

You're going to hurt the people closest to you.

Because you don't have a good reason to do it.

>Are men supposed to wear underwear under swimming trunks?
lol
no

No they aren't. Make sure it's tied tight

It is unusual to wear underwear. The whole point is that you don't have to get your regular items of clothing wet. Go commando.
Women don't wear underwear under their bikinis either

>>18478962

stop making this thread.

>>18478965
Has this thread been made before? I don't come to /adv/ very often. I'm actually serious about this.

>>18478973

yes.

>>18478962

>is there something wrong with me

yes. you feel the need the pretend to be a girl. its not any worse than whats wrong with everyone else so stop making a big deal out of it.

Also, how would I go about asking if I were to do it?

Do it. They can only say no, if that happens who gives a shit

Can't hurt, be respectful and maybe offer to do some extra work and make sure you don't come across as entitled.

>>18478192
With a warrant I believe they have access to similar monitoring technology

Probably yeah

Privacy is going away if you want to participate in the modern world

I hate it but what can you do save for being a politician and fighting against it

Or being a leet haxxor and fucking them up

Texts as in SMS texts? Possibly, depends on how badly you're fucking up and if they have a warrant. Also on the terrorist threat level in your country.

Text as in encrypted internet chats? No. They're technologically incompetent on a large scale and the people who they do have that are competent are limited by outdated software, policies and slow approval process.

If you give me more details as to what precisely you're wondering is intercepted I might be able to explain further.

>captcha elsa aven
because I just fapped to a girl named elsa eating out a black chick

the captcha knows

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>>18478057
This seems relevant

>>18478057
hands on throat, then apply pressure is good. hold her hands behind her back during doggy is pretty good too. maybe take a belt off an try to tie her up a little with it

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>>18478067
FUCK wrong pic apologizes

>>18478021
Text her right now.
Otherwise you won't get anywher with her, now will you?
Don't worry about it being weird. A lot of things are weird and it's okay. Some girls actually like it too.
Just be your natural self.

>>18478021
C'mon... just do it!
>Hey! it's been a while!
Text that shit now!

>>18478131
> I was just thinking about you.

Please?

The theme of /adv/ as a board seems to be guys getting really obsessed with/bothered by their partners' sexual pasts. I have never understood this, which makes it difficult for me to give helpful advice, but I'll try.

The thing that you need to realize is how little someone's sexual history actually matters in a relationship, barring a few unusual special circumstances. Is your partner at risk of spreading a disease to you? That's important. Is your partner belittling your sexual characteristics or capabilities in comparison to those of past lovers? That's important, and also you should dump them for being an asshole. Is your partner's sexual history in some way criminal in a way that could back to haunt them/you? That's important.

Otherwise, it really shouldn't affect you to know that your girlfriend wasn't a precious chaste maiden before meeting you. Think about it this way - you just found out that she might have sent a naughty picture to a past boyfriend. You were initially excited about having a naughty picture sent to you as her current boyfriend, so it's obvious that the idea of her sending naughty pictures to her boyfriend in and of itself is not what bothers you. So dig deeper - what specifically about this revelation is upsetting? She is exactly the same person that she was before your discovered this particular detail about her past. Your relationship is exactly the same as it was then. Nothing changed.

(cont.)

Also consider the fact that you have had relationships (and presumably sexual encounters) before your current girlfriend. Do you think that she would feel justified in judging you negatively for that fact? Should she resent you for having looked at other girls before her? Obviously you don't think that would be a reasonable reaction for her, or you wouldn't have made this thread trying to adjust your own thoughts and behavior. Try to question why you subconsciously feel that your girlfriend deserves to be judged for having a sexual past but you don't.

Honestly, and again I'm not someone who has ever really felt this type of jealousy (or whatever it is) himself so I might be off-base here, but I feel like the best solution would be to actually talk to your girlfriend about these feelings rather than bottling them up and letting them fester until they ruin your relationship (as they apparently did for your last one). Just be like "Hey I'm sorry for getting weird about that picture you sent last night. I've had issues in the past with overthinking my partners' sexual histories, and I know that it's unreasonable, but I can't really explain why it bothers me so much." Don't get judgmental with her about it. Just tell her that it's a hangup you're trying to work past. Having that out in the open will probably make it easier for you to process and resolve these feelings on your own.

>>18477480
Either realize sex doesn't matter that much or break up, fuck a 16 year old the date again. Sounds like you have a bad case of
>fear of missing out
>fomo

>>18477480
Also she sounds pretty fucking trashy to be doing that shit.

>>18477492
>>18477496
>fomo
defo.

>sex doesn't matter
it wouldn't if I had a few tales and escapades of my own, but I fucking don't. I wouldn't judge if I had my own dog days, but I was a fucking loser who couldn't get laid.

I can't go the rest of my life only having this woman when she's had a full and complete sex life by the same age as I lost my V's.


And I know man, how fucking trashy is that. It's horrible to think that the woman I love was that easy.
I've honestly never heard a sluttier story, it's soul crushing. >>18477492
>>18477496
>fomo
defo.

>sex doesn't matter
it wouldn't if I had a few tales and escapades of my own, but I fucking don't. I wouldn't judge if I had my own dog days, but I was a fucking loser who couldn't get laid.

I can't go the rest of my life only having this woman when she's had a full and complete sex life by the same age as I lost my V's.


And I know man, how fucking trashy is that. It's horrible to think that the woman I love was that easy.
I've honestly never heard a sluttier story, it's soul crushing.

If you've told him you're not at all interested in him and that you're just flirting with him for attention then no.
Otherwise you're not a whore but a bad person for playing someone like this.

>>18476424
YOU GO GURL
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Got choself a mans whos always be popin

>>18476424
Nope, you know what he will do if you give it up and all you are doing is protecting yourself. Be careful around him when you are drunk though. Real careful.

hi anon.

i have depression, and when i used to have a bf for a couple years i enjoyed when he randomly surprised me with food/handwritten letters or even him telling me that he loved me.

the simple things matter and will go a long way

Everyone is different. Experiment with a few different things and see how she reacts.

Break up with her. Tell her to be a burden to someone else.

I've never heard of black bars due to a genetic defect. You might want to see a doctor

>>18476216
I have no idea what your bf will think, you should know. If you want, get surgery. Stop wearing bras it's bad for your breasts

What a sad pair of tits, sagging like hell. Wear push up bra or go to surgery.