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>>18482116
Atention whoring "deep" teen shit

>>18482119
/thread

Do whatever you want, dude.

>>18482106
I don't know about your hallucinations but that picture is comfy. I want to live there.

>>18482106
i'd see a doctor only to rule out something like a tumor causing issues

>>18482106
Is your normal eyesight poor?

Google "charles bonnet syndrome"

>>18482091
you must be at least 18 to post on this site
also she dumped you because you wouldnt make a move on her

You probably took it too slowly m8
Cut ties, don't get back with her. Don't wait for her.

It's not like it was a long time, this was over the span of a week, she just said to take it slow. So of course my thought was to not try and fuck her right away.

I was going to suggest a puppy to keep him active, but 60 hour work week wouldn't be good for a dog with no one else to help take care of it.

I say move out but come back to visit on the weekends

>>18482048
I don't think there is anything particularly you can do to make it more painless, other than talking to him.

> Also he has to work 60 hour weeks to singlehandedly pay the bills now.
He has to work more now? Why? Something about the divorce agreements...?

Your dad should sell the house and get him a bachelor pad, son.

>>18482047
Bump, same delima as op

>>18482047
well good thing about CS is that you can go and work overseas, unless you want to stay in your country forever, then idk.
Future is looking a lot brigther for CS than EE

>>18482047
There's Electrical Engineering/Computer Engineering as a course in some unies in my country where you get to do both. Maybe there's something similar in yours as well?

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>>18482013
shit bait sage

>>18482027
It's not bait. Why would you even think it is?

>>18482032
The fact that you protest makes it even more bait. Sit on a fat dick fuccboi

“There is but one truly serious philosophical problem and that is suicide. Judging whether life is or is not worth living amounts to answering the fundamental question of philosophy. All the rest — whether or not the world has three dimensions, whether the mind has nine or twelve categories — comes afterwards. These are games; one must first answer.”

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>>18481858
smoke crack

>>18481724

You turn back, and move on with your life. She clearly can't give you what you want, and doesn't have much sympathy towards you. So do yourself a favor and leave.

>>18481724
shes interested in a friendship, and youre not, so shes getting what she wants and you arent. i assume you didnt call her selfish for that, so shes just a hypocrite

id go with something along those lines

>>18481724
Because she is plainly correct. It is to wrong to be selfish, but you are.

What is wrong is expecting her to put your own desires above hers, that is plain crappy. It is her life and her body. If you refuse to accept what she wants, then youre being a crap person. Respect her wants and be herfriend or move on.

It was a handjobs and they are shitty. That's why

Your penis naturally withheld its prize. Penises want one thing: to ejaculate inside a vagina withiut a condom. Many penises, sensing tye presence of a nearby vagina, will shut down their ejaculatory responses until inserted inside a vagina. It's perfectly normal and helthy, anon.

>>18481664
Could be one of two things:

1) You're a generous lover, and can only get off if your girl is getting off too. (I'm like this too).

2) You're too used to jerking yourself off, that anyone else doing it is insufficient. Try telling her to jerk you off a little tighter maybe.

>>18481609
try a movie op

>>18481609
Talk to her, not her friends. It probably isn't worth it anyway OP. Get someone who's friends won't cockblock you.

Ask her out for dinner?

Ask her round to your place (with or without other people)?

E N D I T

Tell him that despite you were emotionally attracted, recently you lost the initial. spark that swayed you.

Or be a dick and annoy the fuck out of him until he breaks up with you

End it.

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>>18481569
Op, before you end it, please try anal sex on both ends at least once. Life is short and you are already dating homo person, so it cant get any worse than this.

And even gays are people with feelings. Please dont behave like absolute human trash and dont break him hard.

>can't imagine myself spending my life with a man
That is what all closet fags tell at the beggining. Sooner or later you will hug, cuddle, whisper nonsence and boom, you both will be in love phase.

Whatever you do, dont be idiot and really try anal. Getting your prostate hitted + that submission feeling is something no girl can nor is willing to give you.

I wasn't abused, though one of my earliest memories is my mother shouting at me what a fucking idiot I am. I had a problem being neglected badly. First by my father during the childhood and then by both of my parents once I hit the puberty and after that. I don't hold any grudges.

However as a biggest issue I recognize that I do not know if it made some mark or not. I have plenty of personal issues, but I can't identify the reasons.

>Dad: I didn't want you, your mother was the one that made it happen so she can deal with you
>Mom: *destroys science books I bring home from library* you're going to be a Pastor Anon! A pastor! You're going to Tulsa Oklahoma to become a Pastor!
>Dad: Why aren't you more like me?
>Mom: These things you like is the spawn of satan! *rubs baby oil all over little anon to try to banish demons*
>Dad: Your sister can kick your ass! (but I was in weightlifting club and on the baseball team and she was a pill addict that ruined her free ride to college so I always knew that was him being mad that his daughters were fuck ups)

I could honestly keep going forever. My mother died 2 years ago and we didn't say much to each other while it was happening other than she was sorry and was just trying to do what she thought was best. I forgave her.

My father misses my mother immensely and realizes he fucked up by never treasuring me or mentoring me or you know, being a dad at all other than bringing home money(its all he thought he had to do apparently) now that he is 64 years old. He annoys me by calling me all the time and trying to make things up to me but I feel no connection. When my mother died, I forgave her but I still felt nothing.

Once, when I finally got a car my mother put her hands around my throat when I said she couldn't use it that I needed it to commute to college. I was a 18 year old by then and much stronger, so I grabbed her wrists and pushed her to the wall and said she can't overpower me anymore. Then I left and found my own place and we just didn't talk much after that despite their pleading.

Sure I wasn't a good son but they pretty much made me that way. Deep down, I still love them because there were some good times here and there, but they really fucked with my head something fierce.

I don't know if this is sexual abuse but when I was 4 years old, in the 90s, my dad would help me take a bath and help me dry with a towel and would tickle my penis and laugh. I had forgotten about it but now I suddenly remember.
As for punishment when I was a kid my dad and sometimes my mom would slap me in the face. When I was 11 I once got fed up with my mom so I pushed her and she fell to the floor so the next day she kicked me out of the house for half the day.
Throughout my whole life whenever my mother was mad at me she would stop talking to me. My dad just yells a lot and tells me to kill myself. Ironically both my parents freaked out once they found some suicide notes I was making, a few years ago, kek.
I'm 24 and still live with them. I'm their only son.

Girls:
I've been on a few dates with this girl and it's been going really well, the last 2 dates in perticular was awesome!
>Move worthy dates.
However due to the timing of these dates: She was gonna go to a 6 week vacation shortly after and I didn't want to "get a gf and then she leaves" so I had pre-decided that I wasn't gonna do anything and save it until she comes back.

I'm sure it would've worked, When we hugged eachother goodbye that last night before she left: Magic! I am sure she wanted me to kiss her "I could see it in her eyes", That unfakeable look of great affection but I pinched myself and went: "Well cya in august!"

She texted me later:
>"I'm really going to miss you Anon! I always look forward to seeing you, days ahead, when we have plans. Thank you for always listening to me rant (Nothing serious, just "girl drama" stuff) and being there for me.. you're the best person I know!"
>"That made more sense in my head, was more cohearen but I needed to say it before I leave so there it is <3"

sooo... to me that seems like decleration of love?

Anyways, she's ben gone now for about a week and I really miss her, I wonder if waiting was the best idea now.. Timezones makes contact difficult but weve been texting a little bit...
>Why'd I leave it open!?
What if she forgets how awesome our last time together here was?
What if she finds a guy!?
I mean she's an attractive girl, intrest will surely exist!

Anyways... I need to know how you'd react in this situation, you hint a guy to make the move and he doesn't is that like: "Bro, you just lost your chance!" or would you wait those 6 weeks thinking like me/a guy "yeeeeh the timing was bad there, better this way"

Haha tl:dr:
>Crush on vacation
>Didn't make move before leaving
>loosing confidence in that being a good idea
thoughts?

Guys: Have you ever dated a busty girl, or one who would be considered a 10/10? (Cute face, ass, tits, etc) If so, how did it go?

>>18481708

Busty? Yes. 10/10? No, I don't think so. She was on the heavier side of things, so her online rating wouldn't be a perfect ten. She was really cute, though.

We broke up after a short time because we were silly teens and got into a stupid fight. The fight had nothing to do with her tits.

>Assuming people here aren't virgins

There's a lot of factors going on and what you are doing to her doesn't happen in a vacuum. Perhaps she was more aroused this time, or at the right point in her cycle, or more relaxed.

Try not to treat sex as a competition. It sounds like she's loving it so keep it up and try to get better without trying to crack any specific code. Keep in mind that she likes certain things without -needing- to come back to that right away. Variety is always good anyway.

Also yes the size of the dick plays a part but like you noticed, it depends on the woman how much they can take and also how much they enjoy the as far and deep as possible stuff. Just like some men adore deepthroating and other find it less exciting than focussing on the sensitive head. (It is also the entrance/first inches of the vagina that are most sensitive.) Just because she says deeper or harder doesn't mean she actually needs it that way, it's a thing people say to vocalize that it feels great and they want more of it. And regardless, with the same size different positions allow for deeper or more shallow penetration.

Either way don't get a complex about your dick size when your girl is climaxing all over the place.

>>18481584
>Either way don't get a complex about your dick size when your girl is climaxing all over the place.
well to think she would get better orgasms with a big dicked dude kills me inside

but thanks for the advice, guess I'm being too neurotic with that

>>18481515
Have you spoken to student counciling or similar shit like that, Even your parents/providers?

Yeah I have they pretty much told me to take deep breathes

why not take online classes instead op