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If you don't want to hurt anybody you fucked up right off the bat. You should have asked the specific girl you wanted for her number, instead of being vague about it.
How to spin it around? Honestly, no clue.

Do you even have any indicator that the hot girl would be attracted to you? You realize the reason that the chubby girl gave you her number probably is so you wouldn't spin it into a come on?

Be alpha. Fuck the fat one to get close to the skinny one. Then seduce the skinny one and turn them against each other.

Try to fuck her and tell her to fuck off.
Women are worthless desu.

But hey, maybe I'm wrong and I just have bad experiences with them. Who knows

>>18481520
No dice on the fucking i'm guessing since she's a Jesus freak. Overall I guess it's good it didn't work out but i'm still bummed since I still like her. Personally i'm of the opinion that all people are worthless.

If I were you, I'd have a fallout and then block her.
Like, a really long rant and/or conversation about her bitchiness and lying, and by the end of it I'll break it down for her and spell it out
- B L O C C

You shouldn't talk to her anymore. Sounds like you're her cumdumpster of emotions. Been there with a similar sounding girl. "HURR HURR IM NOT EMOTIONALLY READ"
>Flirts with tons of guys EXCEPT FOR ME

Don't take her shit, and inform her you're done with the bs

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Yes and no.
It's quite pathetic, but not THAT pathetic. You still have a chance if you go to a whore or two for experience.
But if you wait out any longer...

>>18481476
>You still have a chance if you go to a whore or two for experience.

Bahaha, there's nobody like that around here. Thanks anyway.

>>18481488
Where there are women there are whores

>>18481453

By the looks of it, you attract a lot of whales

>>18481453
I'm not attractive and don't have such an easy time. For me it's more
>try it with multiple girls
>feel stressed and anxious
>try one girl
>got enough of her after few months
>abstain voluntarily/involuntarily
>feel frustrated as fuck

Best thing is actually falling in love because you want her on every level and it's more than acting on urges and out of necessity

Do you feel it could be somehow related to your identity?

>>18481413
Find a new girl. Put your penis in her vagina and thrust vigorously. You'll be amazed at how suddenly you get over the first girl. It's almost like nature makes special hormones for that.

>>18481494
Been there done that, it didn't work at all. I am so fucked.

>>18481581
What has she been up to?
Why did it end, or did it never really start in the first place?

>>18481410

>these are problems only women have
>a guy will never be in this situation because they won't have a chance in the first place

>>18481410
> So did I just get used for sex, or.. ?
I'm sorry, anon. I'm so, so sorry.
If you have to ask /adv/, it's always as bad as you suspect if not worse.

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>>18481505
Thanks.

Why do I even bother with people, again?

>>18481400
Did you have her at an angle? Or was her back straight? Also were her legs apart of together?

>>18481412
*or together

>>18481400
> how to do doggy style
Dogs can do it without being educated about it. Why can't you?

Be really supportive about it all and then one night when you have a good chance smother him so that it looks like his body just gave out.

>>18481367
I would highly suggest against this but at the same time there is nothing you can do. Think of the countless times people take in their parents or their disfunctional sibling or cousin. Family is family. For some it means nothing, and for others it means the world. It sounds like your wife is very set on taking him in.

Try suggesting a nursing home or professional care, even if it takes a toll on your wallet. This isn't a 'ok i took care of him for 3-4 hours a day, done'. This could make drastic changes. She will need to take him to doctor trips. Change. If he soils himself. Medication. Food. Up and down stairs. Physical therapy. It just sounds horrendous. Sucks for you OP

>>18481367

this is going to ruin your marriage OP. Get out now.

I don't know what else to say other than disclosing my own personal experience with matters similar to this:

>be happy kid with happy parents, mostly anyway
>uncle john ODs on heroin, fucks up his body and mind but still living
>lives with us after event because "hes family"
>during this time, my parents constantly fought, accused me of things I never would do, and told me i was an ungrateful shit. All things that never happened prior to him living with us
>mom has to dedicate a lot of time and money to this fuck up
>dad gets fed up, retreats out of my life even though he lives at home. If he isn't working or sleeping he isn't home
>mom always crying to god why he would do this to them
>I get yelled at for insisting he leave
>Dude dies 3 years later because a buddy of his came over and helped him get high again, he could take it and died

Worst 3 years of my life. Seriously OP, if you have kids, stress to your wife that you are not paying for this dumb asses mistakes. It isn't your fault and it isn't your kids' fault if you have kids. this is going to bring nothing but suffering. Let the fag rot.

You won't know until you ask her. She seemed to want to make it work once before maybe she will again. So long as she's not interests in anyone else I don't see why not. Just ask her my dude.

>>18481202
My worry is that she'll see how out of the blue it is. I feel like I should slowly wiggle back into her life first but I'm worried starting conversation will make her think I'm a desperate loser.

>>18481203
If I where you I'd message her out of the blue and just be like "hey I've been thinking a lot about what we used to have and I miss it, would you like to meet up irl at some point for a chat?"

Take her out for a drink and just have a chat about your relationship and see if she'd be interested in trying to make it work again. I would advise talking about this in real life as opposed to over a message.

Don't worry too much about it, as long as you had unique experiences that this guy didn't have, you'll have something to remember anyway. Sex isn't all that important unless you really put it on a pedestal.

>>18481242

why did he have so much sex in high school and I had none?

Girls dream about a white wedding with all of their family around. All I wanted was to lose my virginity.

>>18481195
You're depressed, and depression is always a cycle. Break the cycle. Stand up right now, leave the computer, go outside, and walk for three miles in one direction. When you get back, have a glass of water and plan to do something you've never done.
Your obsession with your gf's first bf is a cuck fetish trying to be born. Abort that shit. Block him on facebook so you can't see his profile.
Live in the present and enjoy every ounce of pleasure your gf gives you now.
Figure out why you cheat on your gf.
Nothing was wrong with you in high school. Something will be wrong with you if you don't stop trying to relive your high school years. Live in the present. Now is the only moment that still exists.

I know a guy who met a Filipina online and married her with a contract stating that they'd be together long enough for her to get citizenship. They ended up staying together into old age. The only bump in the road was the son they had, a hapa who has never smiled a single time in his fifteen years of life.

Your children will be happier if you meet your wife through traditional means.

>>18481205
I require additional details about that son. I doubt that his lack of smile was made by race mixing. I bet shit pareting was the case.

>>18481215
Shit parenting can easily result from mail-ordering a bride who's looking for a path to citizenship instead of meeting and falling in love with a girl normally. I'm pretty sure that's what happened, especially since his first two kids by his first wife ( died) ended up okay.

>>18481027
Do you have artistic talent? Maybe you do and you don't know. Express yourself through some art form. It won't matter if you are an """ugly manlet with a small dick""" which is not necessarily true anyway. Maybe you just can't triumph as a normie but you are meant for something higher than the pleb.

>>18481027
Jesus Christ you do realize that voice inside your head is your parents right?
All those things you tell yourself is bullshit.

>>18481063
Its kind of semantic, but really it was is my brothers. My mom is was coddeling, and my father (much to my fault) only makes broad assumptions

>>18480879
I'm sorry I meant the confusion with the "(a)" is whether or not to refer to it as a "subsection" or "subparagraph"

And I'm absolutely clueless what to call the (1) is it an "item?" Please help, much thanks in advance!

>>18480879
Section 834c subsection (a)(1). Not a lawyer but I have to deal with government clients a lot.

>>18480894
If you are American it might be different mind you.

>>18480713
You'll fuck it up anyways

>>18480713
It's not rocket science, just have fun and go with the flow.
If she's already (technically) your gf you can't do that much wrong by being yourself.

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>>18480713
>see black people

day ruined, thanks anon

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I have solutions for your situation, but

>>18480696

You should be more concered that in a couple decades former minority groups are going to exterminate you and steal your country.

It's not too late to do something new. Never let anybody tell you it's too late to start a new project.

My parents came to the western world as non-english speaking immigrants, worked very hard, and got degrees in their 50's. It's not too late for someone who is 25 to pick up a new skillset.

You need to find a field you like.

Technology? Healthcare?

Volunteer / shadow someone in it and see if ya like it.