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I'm tired of dating sites.
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Leave your house
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Got any friends to do things with? Go out to social events with them. Have fun. Show confidence. Talk to chicks. Not that hard to meet them.
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>>18508519
No, I don't have any friends.
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I had sex with a hot babe (pic not her just another hot babe) twice now. I'm starting to fall in love with her, I don't know why and it's fucking painful.
Why the fuck am I falling in love over sex?
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Its brain chemistry, anon. Sleep with someone else asap to counter her effect.
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I don't understand what love is. I do not have very many emotions or feelings it seems like. I feel like if sex life is good, and she's financially stable that you can love with her forever.
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>>18508425
You did NOT have sex with anothing close to what resembles anllela sagra, you fucking wish, fag.
Real talk anon, she is the one tho, put the ring on it. GL
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Has porn ever destroyed a relationship?
I feel like my husbands porn addiction has made our marriage impossible.
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Porn is just pictures and video, a fantasy it's not real. It's a tool to aid in sexual gratification, it can't take the place of actual intimacy.
So what has you so concerned?
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That's the problem.
There is NO INTIMACY anymore. Porn has taken over his life. I have no sexual gratification, no closeness, no intimacy.
He just wants to jerk off and has closed himself off to me. I guess watching me give birth to his 2 kids sealed the deal
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And he isn't even watching porn to jerk off anymore. He watches it like to just sit there and "unwind" -- he doesn't want to have sex with me he wants to sit in his car and watch some random women and not even beat his meat. Just watch them and enjoy them. That's way more intimate than he's ever been with me.
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>dont want to wear glasses anymore
>get contacts
>can't put them in my eyes because I blink no matter what
Anyone got any tips? I've watched 15 or so YouTube videos, several google searches and not much has seemed to help. Its most likely a mental expectation of poking or hurting my eye but how does one stop that?
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>>18507349
Try alternative medicine
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sGArqoF0TpQ
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comes with practice
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Didn't you have to go to an optometrist to get them in the first place? Go back there and they'll work ya through it.
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Cheating on my nonbinary transgender dog 2017-07-11 06:30:41 Post No.18505808
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Cheating on my nonbinary transgender dog
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Hi so i have been cheating on my nonbinary transgender dog. I know you think its a joke but im for real here. that they are serious. I cant be with someone who literally thinks they are a dog. can I get some advice on what I should do?
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>>18505808
Just leave them. If you cheat on them you never really had a love for them in the first place.
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see, I'd say it's bait and poor bait, but this is legitimately something that happens these days.
I don't know what to do with this thread.
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>>18505808
Elaborate OP. What are they really? Some dumb tumbler chick?
Is it possible to lick a girl's feet and suck on her toes and still be dominant?
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No.
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It's called being a switch. That exists.
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>>18505047
But the reason I want to lick feet isn't that I like being submissive. I just think feet are cute, and I want my mouth on them. Like breasts, butts, or anything else.
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is it weird to ask girls direcly? 2017-07-12 03:16:44 Post No.18509982
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is it weird to ask girls direcly?
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im really noob to those thing i like a qt in my uni is it weird if i go and say
hey i really like you.would you want to go out ith me?
also what should i do if she rejects?
i know this shit kindergarten lvl but im really new to this things
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>>18509982
You could always try to make normie conversation before that you know.
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Will only work if you are Chad Pitt. If she rejects you walk away.
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Try making conversation with her and get to know her a bit first.
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I NEED AN HONEST OPINION HERE PLEASE HELP
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Hey /adv/ long time no see
To get straight to the point here we have 3 characters in my story
we have me, N who is the girlfriend and K who is the ex boyfriend of N
:TLDR: i have a girlfriend and her EX is being a needy annoying fuckwit about it and i personaly think he just need to man up and get over it.
Basically 2 weeks ago i somehow managed landed myself a girlfriend. N lives roughly 10 hours from me or like an hours flight we met on Facebook like 2-3 years ago and funny enough her ex-boyfriend was the one who introduced me to her cause we're from the same the land down under while K lives in America and if i'm being honest with a long distance relationship when he's literally on the other side of the world... i'm pretty sure it wouldn't work out and what do you know it didn't.
both K and N broke up around January and N is very much over him because of all the lying and cheating he's been doing over the years but the thing is that K isn't over it and he's been (in my eyes) "fine" i guess in terms of mental health but when N and me had the "talk" about being in a relationship she told K because she wasn't sure if i was the jealous type or not and all that just to officially break it off with him. after K was told this he fucking broke apart and has been posting desperate attempts to get her back and posting a shit like "i miss her some much" and posting pictures of her and all stupid shit like that.
I've also been getting alot of conflicting messages if i should go through with talking to him about it or not. I'm pretty sure i should just let him be cause i don't want to compromise the only good thing i have going for me in my life atm and i'm planning on seeing her during our break and i dont want all my efforts with her for nothing because of how compatible we are.
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>>18509946
OP again (pic related btw)
i'd realy like to avoid talking to him if i could because i realy think its the right decision to not talk to him about it but at the same time it feels like i should if you know what i mean
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Yes.
Tell him straight up that he is going to get his ass kicked if he continues.
He had his chance and fucked up.
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>>18509946
I have my suspicions there is more to this story. How did their relationship end, and are you sure your gf is not still harboring feelings on the side?
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I feel i'm a pretty decent looking guy with solid social skills, yet, i seem to have trouble in the long run with women and them wanting to stay in a relationship, which is interesting because i seem to make good first impressions.
I think this has to do with confidence, even though i'm good at conversation, i've delt with a lot of failure and depression that follows me to this day and i feel it comes off in my confidence.
I just don't understand how to change it, if being funny, charming and social don't cut it, what is the secret to coming off as confident?
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I'm going to guess it's about believing and loving yourself and self acceptance and all that shit. Our inner thoughts often reflect in our attitude or phrasing, and it might put people off.
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>>18509902
Yea, i definitively have some trouble with that.
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>I'm a decent looking/attractive guy
Is this a new /adv/ meme? Almost every thread starts like that nowadays. Why does every guy here insist that they are attractive and writes it at the start of every thread?
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How could police track LSD? I thought it was untraceable?
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>>18509863
Then again, doing the math, with a typical 110 microgram blotter multiplied out to 2kg would equate to about 20 million blotters, sounds far fetched.
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What are you talking about? Are you wondering about ur pic? Are you asking if they can drug test you for it?
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>>18509871
This.
LSD clearly is not untraceable. But it's effective is such small amounts and transported on paper, making it hard to detect.
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According to JAY-Z "They say you can't turn a bad girl good, but once a good girl's gone bad, she's gone forever"
Do you think this true? One of my best friends was previously in a terrible relationship. She used to be a very optimistic and positive person, bright eyed and bushy tailed if you will. I feel like it changed her as a person, made her more cynical, more dark, she became the Nega version of herself. Started sleeping around a lot and doing a lot of FWB stuff.
Then she met this really good guy, awesome dude who treated her right and they seemed to have a blast together. Problem was she was still dealing in side dick and cheating on him. I got to know him well and after a while I just couldn't watch it anymore so I provided him with anonymous evidence of her dalliances. He confronted her and had a go at her and broke it off. After that I talked it out with her and was hoping she would see how she Fucked things up and had to change if she wanted to be happy. She seemed to take it to heart and I thought maybe she was going to change for the better.
It didn't happen. Fast forward and now two additional relationships later, she continued cheating on both of the dudes and I provided evidence again of her cheating leading to them breaking up with her. It seems like now she is in a worse state than she has ever been. It's like there is no bottom and now she despairs that she will never be happy in a relationship. I don't even really recognize her anymore and I'm just not sure what to do.
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she's just stupid. that shit is worthless, just an excuse to be a top-tier asshole. she things she is cool, that's it
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>>18509666
Cool story she sounds like a piece of shit
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i wish young ppl would think about what Hugo or Tolsztoj said about women not some stupid nigger rapper
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Hey /adv/, I've been on a relationship with a chinese girl for two years now but her folks have been adamant against her having a non chinese boyfriend. Yesterday they found out and told her that she had to dump me otherwise they would stop paying for her college, which is an expensive one and both of us working wouldnt be able to afford it. Any advice on how i can win them over? Any ancient chinese ritual to ask out daughters? Should i learn the language and tell them i'm serious about their daughter?
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>>18509609
Learning the language to a reasonable degree will take you more than a year (even though you have the advantage of being able to practice with a native speaker). If all you want to do is talk with them directly, it's probably not worth it.
Besides that, I don't know what else to say. Godspeed, anon.
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>>18509609
Why didn't you just hide the relationship until the college was paid off? Are you in clown college or something?
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>>18509617
Should I get an interpreter then?
>>18509622
It was hidden, apparently someone saw us and told the folks and she isn't a very good liar. Also I'm done with school, she isn't.
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I'll green text my problem and give you all the info you need
>I'm 22 (just in case its relevant)
>smoke weed pretty much on a daily basis since I was 16/17
>in the last 2 years I've only been smoking a bowl or two at the end of the day to help me sleep
>2 months ago stopped smoking all together (no money, don't feel the 'need' to smoke)
>the first week I couldn't sleep but then it normalized
>I sleep normal now for the past 2 months (minus that one week)
>but I always wake up at around 8:00am drenched with sweat around my thighs and legs
>it happens every day
This happened before on my tolerance breaks but stopped when I started smoking again.
It's been 2 months tho so I'm worried it might not go away, it bothers me because I wake up earlier than I should and then go back to sleep and "oversleep" + I have to change my bed sheets too often.
Any help?
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>>18509799
Litterally just takes time OP... I had 3 or 4 months like that... It wasn't daily but I had gone from 2-3 grams daily to absolutely nothing and I was seriously fucked for about a month... Then all my thinking became different and within 6 months it was like I was out of a fog I'd spent 4 years in.
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It will go away.
Had the same thing for about 2 months.
Now i am smoking again and know i have to go through the horror of no sleep and night sweats.
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>>18509607
I quit smoking cigarettes last year. Honestly it wasn't that bad after the 3rd week but I also changed up my diet and exercise routine at the same time. On the diet side I cut out all fast food and Mayo (love mayo). I added massive amounts of fruit (good sugar) and salads. For me my morning smoke was medicinal in that it helped move things out. The salads and fruit were even better so no loss there. The exercise helped relieve the tension.
It's been over a year and I'm still not smoking and I've lost 40 pounds. You can do it.
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Just found a small insect attached to my inner thigh. I was wondering if anyone knew what the little bastard was. Pics related below
Might not be best board for it but /b/ would tell me I was dying and /an/ would tell me to adopt and breed the fuckers
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/an/ would tell you it was a brown recluse.
Hurry up.
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How should I go about doing some diy home surgery? Nothing major. Just snipping away something unsightful my doc says needs to be snipped but would cost me several thousands of dollars. Can't be that hard to do it myself though.
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>>18509468
leave your peen alone, a DIY sex change might sxrew you up more than you know...
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Depends. What is it you want to remove?
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>>18509473
My frenulum fren. Well, not remove. Just make it a bit longer either by tying or cutting.