Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 1067. page

>>18513692
What did you do anon, that mde you not want to take a polygraph in the first place?

And don't reply with

"If you havent done anything bad then you shouldnt worry"

If i wanted to see that reply I would have fucking stuck with the google searches I've done.

I know I can pass a polygraph.

But there ARE instances where people fail it.

And failing a polygraph for a PART TIME JOB putting my future jobs after college at risk because of it does NOT seem worth it to me.

And I couldnt find information regarding the consequences.

All that would happen is that you wouldn't get the job. it's illegal for the place to disclose that kind of information to other places.

Tell her to just have a good time with it.
Tell her to respond to his calls by pretending he's someone else, and then just saying she's busy. Then she just needs to hang up.
If she does this enough, (I assume it's a he) he'll grow bored and give up... or meet her in person... either way, it stops the call.

>>18513730
She thinks it's the ex wife of a vriend of her.

I don't answer calls from blocked numbers.

Girls need attention like plants need light and water. You are giving it to them for free.

>>18513641
If you want to date them, don't become their fucking chatbuddy. Ask them out after 4-5 messages tops.

>>18513687
Will do, thanks for letting me know. Apparently I assumed you were supposed to establish some kind of connection first, and then ask them out

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>>18513629

You got friend zoned. She didn't like you like she thought she would, there wasn't a connection, she didn't think the sex would be worth it.

List goes on. Move on, find another. I tried to fuck ten girls a month for six months and had this happen to me twice. The good news is, there's a hundred more in the club every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. Rinse and repeat until you sack one. Keep her if you like. Repeat. I found that it was easier to bang chicks when I stopped buying them drinks and just went along for the ride.

99% of the time when a girl loses interest in you is coz she's enjoying attention somewhere else. Let her go. Find someone who's interest grows stronger not weaker

>>18513834
>I found that it was easier to bang chicks when I stopped buying them drinks
She was the one to buy me drinks tho

>>18513619
>>18514032

What kind of advice do you need? This is a board for advice, not the debate club.

>Discuss my ass.

>>18514050
Get of of here loser. You're ruining the possibility of discussion on a discussion forum.

If you're trying to get with her, show interest in her which includes showing interest for what she talks about and has her interest.

So yes.

>>18513597
Older women who date down more than a couple years are almost always "don't stick your dick in" crazy or lonely, even if just barely there. I say this at age 30.

She is. Slavic women in the West are often gold diggers. Telling you that as a slav.

>>18513614
Also Slav. Just not Eastern.

Yeah, you're probably right. She does have a degree though, so I don't know if that affects anything or not.

And?

>>18513560
>only girl i gave my virginity to
.........?
No wonder she left you, you're fucking stupid.

>>18513560
OP is cute, requesting moar pics.
Also requesting that you get the fuck over her and bang me instead

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>>18513553
I had the same problem when I was 22. I'm 24 now and it's definitely getting worse every year.

>>18513553
Yeah man, felt like that ever since I turned 22 as well. I'm 25 now and here's a simple truth: you will only get older. The world keeps getting younger, and it doesn't stop.

It's a state of mind, so you can stop thinking about it, but I haven't been able to personally.

I'm sure you said the same thing at 18

>>18513504
>I'm 28 and I live with my parents

Stopped reading there

>>18513504
You do not sound all that childish to me, just based on what you've written, but that doesn't mean that everything is alright
People living with their parents beyond...let's say 25 (yeah, I pulled that number out of my ass, but this is a good border, I guess) is kind of weird and makes them/you seem like you can or do not want to live on their own.
It also makes it harder for you to eventually break bonds with them.
Like, it's not that you're supposed to never talk to them again, but if you ever want to have a working, serious relationship, you will have to put your partner before your parents, something that you often won't be able to do when you still live with them.
Maybe this all sounds like gibberish, so what I'm trying to say is: Bein dependant on you parents for too long is a turnoff for most girls and will, in thelong run, be bad for your relationship.

>>18513527
OP here, is it really that big of a deal?

I want you to know that I laughed, thx for that man

>>18513508
What exactly was funny? Not saying it's not funny.

>>18513514

I'm not him, but the whole post. There have always been deep thinkers and vegetables in every society. I have friends that would go deeper than you just had with the same thought.

Good for you. At the same time, get over yourself, and use your thought patterns to help other people around you.

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>>18513482
You are just ahead of curve.

All you need is to not openly admit this to the people around you and you will be fine.

>>18513482
Life is a path and death is the destination. How social are you? Do you go outside to talk to ppl or are you some antisocial autist? Do you do other shit than vid games, tv, internet? Basically whatcha hobbies playa? I know you have a conscience since it bothers ya.

>>18513503
I don't usually leave my house except for school and work. I have some hobbies like programming and photography, but I usually do them from inside my house.

There's one episode of Seinfeld where George has a similar problem. He realises then that he has to try to look angry and it will seem like he's busy. Act like you are doing stuff and like you are angry maybe.
Although of course, at the end of the episode it all backfires and hilarity ensues.

>>18513418
Its called fucking the dog first you start cleaning then take a step back and slow down make your cleaning take longer when no ones looking thats when you fuck around on your phone n junk when boss comes around just look like your cleaning shit

>>18513418
At work if I want to look busy I'll just look at the clipboard, furrow my brow and move my finger like I'm reading shit. Usually works.

Same here. I'm 29 and hasn't found the right girl to initiate out with. Just a bunch of hoes. It's hard at times, but you also realize the headache you're avoiding with a shitty woman and it makes it easier.

>>18513765

>but you also realize the headache you're avoiding

I do this a lot. The thing is tho, I'm not looking for girls.

>>18513373
I'm taking a break from sex right now (I realise this isn't really the same) and I'm finding it quite hard.
I want the next person I be with to be my future spouse. I've always wanted that really, but it hasn't worked out and I think I need some time alone to reassess how to find that special someone

It should be an instant ban to make a thread asking for advice on personal appearance without posting a pic.

>>18513234

Life isn't fair. We got dealt a hand full of things we can't change. This one is yours.

Now the question is: what will you do? Bitch and cry?

Fucked why? Your chances of getting her haven't raised or gone down just because you accidentally clicked something.

1) Talk to her
2) Succeed or get rejected
3) Move on with life

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>browsing oneitis facebook
>haven't spoken to her in years
>accidentally click like

>>18513251
Probably because this is kind of stalking. Even if it's a one-time mistake.