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Oh it's you again. You forgot to mention the jealousy issues and you seem to have rewritten the story to make you sound even better than your last thread.

Here's your old thread, since people will want to know the full story instead of your embellished one >>18509222

>>18512725

and again it wasn't me who was jelous

also this is the more detailed version you requested

>>18512666
When you see her say something funny as you greet her to put her in a good mood. This will make her comfortable enough for you to kiss her as she entry your house. Make sure to get a good amouny of alcohol not allot that you loose your senses and thoughts. Enough that you wont worry about your anxiety. Try to make her laugh and feel good.

>>18512666
Going for a hug can sometimes show insecurities and inexperience.

If something funny naturally occurs to you then say that, but don't use some dumbshit line you picked out ahead of time. Guarantee it'll come across as forced. If you can't think of anything then that's fine. Just say Hey, how are you? or whatever you'd say if you were greeting a platonic friend.

Don't hug her first thing. Going for physical contact, OK, here's what you do: CHILL THE FUCK OUT. RELAX. If/when you do touch her, it should be light and playful. Get out of your own dumbass headspace and out into the real world with her, get out of the mentality that it all needs to go perfectly, it fucking doesn't, stop worrying about doing the "right" thing, just decide that your goal is to have a fun conversation and get to know her and if anything else happens then that's a nice bonus. When you're in the middle of having a fun conversation with her, whether you're flirting hardcore or kinda teasing her or joking about something or just casually chatting about something you both find interesting, if it occurs to you that it might be cute to touch her hand or put an arm around her or whatever, don't think, just fucking do it. It'll be fine.

Drink if you want to, but if you just chill out a little, you shouldn't need alcohol to make a good impression. It's OK if there's a little awkwardness or shyness or whatever. You don't have to be fucking perfect for you both to have a good time. If you both have a good time then you're golden.

the thing, i can't help but to get the cheating out of my head. i feel like i need someone to talk to about this. was her cheating justified? I seriously wasn't the best boyfriend to her. i wasn't hitting her but i was fucking with her head emotionally by fake breaking up with her when i didn't get things my way and i did it a lot. i even broke up with her on her birthday once.


are we both just fucking stupid? i love her and i hope she is being genuine but it's hard to get the images of what she did out of my head even though i did the same things.. but she did it first and i never once cheated.

>>18512652
You are both a fucking assholes.
You are emotionally abusive, and it can fuck up a person more than you think.
She is less shitty than you, but still, she gave head to a random dude probably to hurt you/feel good for a moment.

>>18512662
go on man
what else more do you think about this? i just someone to talk about this except her.. like more 3rd party non biased input. all my friends hate her because they're my friends obviously they're going to support me no matter what so it's kinda hard to get non biased advice form them.

>LDR
i feel sorry for you.

>>18512667

me too

>>18512630
fucking hell i hate bisexuals

>>18512611
>would it make an actual difference?
Alone? Probably not. If you made improvements to your diet alongside it? Probably a small effect.

If you want to get down to a healthy weight, you're going to have to do a LOT more than a little bit of exercise.

>>18512611

depends on what you mean by 'actual difference'. have you been 317 for a while, or are you steadily going up? if going up it would probably barely slow it down.

according to google "200-pound person will burn about 6.8 calories per minute" doing jumping jacks. considering your weight I imagine 50 jumping jacks would take you only two minutes, maybe three. so you'd burn at max 21 calories. not a lot.

do you drink a soda every day? cut that out and you'll lose about 180 calories. way easier than those jumping jacks and much better results.

instead of chicken alfredo with a pound of chicken and a cup of noodles (over 1100 calories) just use a cup of greenbeans with some alfredo sauce (300 calories).

find replacements and just let your self have only one normal meal a day. the rest you do these healthy replacements.

>>18512617
>>18512615
around this time last summer, I was about 250. About 2 months ago I was 300 exact.
During my junior year of highschool(3 years ago) I did low carb and went from 285 to 235, but the second I stopped low carb, I shot back up.

As for cutting out soda, what would be a suitable replacement? I have a huge sweet tooth(no pun intended i guess) and have been drinking mainly sparkling water and diet sodas

>had unprotected sex
>could she be pregnant??
Of course she could, you fucking moron.

>>18512551
you fucked up nigger

you're good man! there's no way a woman could become pregnant simply by releasing sperm directly into her vagina

>>18512529

learn their language.

Have money and first world passport.

>>18512533
>>18512535
>implying i dont have money and time to learn their language.

>>18512497

well, one of you has to get a sex change first, because two straight men don't really have sex together.

First and foremost, at the very least, you're bisexual.

>>18512523
>two straight men don't really have sex together
yea i know

this is one of those times that i just wanna go for it

Maybe stop wasting time on 4chan and being productive?

>>18512450
How do I start? Again, I have no life skills.

What country are you in? How are you disabled? Are you able to get social security for a disability? Are you able to study for a GED?

>>18512339

just talk to the fucking strangers and stop whining damn.

>>18512347
Not OP, but whenever I talk to women they are afraid of me.

>>18512347
>lol just talk to them
why do people expect you can tell a 4chan shut in wizard to just go out and talk to people?
you're going to end up with spaghetti flooding the streets that way
that's the worst non-advice you can give to anyone

>>18512320
Seems like you need to be more outgoing. Not necessarily an extrovert, but at least more than just expecting for people to come to you.

>>18512320

women are not a homogeneous hivemind. they are not all the same and as a result do not all want (or at the very least, do not all expect) the same things. dating is somewhat skewed in a womans favor, but that its not remotely as bad as 4chan wants you to think it is.

women (or rather, people) just want someone who is attractive and who they get along with. Some might have some additional requirements or at the very least ideas, but at the end of the day they go for what feels right even if it contradicts certain things.

as far as wanting someone attractive, again women are not universal. even if their tastes were all the same, it does not mean they can all get the same. look at couples and you'll find uglier women getting wtih ugly guys, fat girls getting with fat guys. sometimes an uggo scores a hottie, regardless of the respective genders.

as a general rule everyone just aims for someone in their 'league', someone within their range of 'attractiveness'. they sort through those people until they find someone that has some common interests / compatbilities and the right kind of chemistry.

your issue is likely that you are aiming too high or not aiming often enough. a lot of guys will aim for a girl who is within their range of attractiveness but instead of making a move they will fixate on this one girl for months at a time, convincing them selves that they need to slowly make the girl fall in love with them. as a result they hit on maybe 1 or 2 women a year, putting all their time in to a relationship that didn't have any legs from the get go.

others just hit on women who are obviously too attractive for them because they were told that if they're a 'nice guy' then hot girls will settle for them and not be shallow, which is ironic because its a very shallow thing for a man to expect.

Bruh you don't need to be reading 30 page comments to get a girl. You just gotta not tilt when you talking and make sure to not stay at home ( just go out any way possible)

You guys are some jewish motherfuckers

>24 guy pays 28.57
>30 guy pays 35.71
>30 guy pays 35.71

fight to the death to see who pays the extra penny
dont thank me. thank math.

>>18512294
>>>/sci/

>>18512294
The last 5 days are negligible. Simply split the June bill 3 ways (Yes, you're cheating the guy who moved out, but pennies), and future bills 2 ways.

she's just a bitch, don't sweat it
I'm a girl and appreciate compliments (although I'm also socially awkward so I don't know what to do aside from saying "t-thanks" and staring back)

though, personally I'd have stopped when she sarcastically responded. she doesn't seem like she'd receive another one very well at that point

>>18512264

Why all the girls must react equally? The world is full of different people.

She had a bad day, she is used to guys making innocuous compliments trying to get into her pants, and/or she is guarded in some other way.

Don't take it personally. You said yourself that she's the first girl to respond like this. You aren't responsible for other people's actions. Nothing you said was weird or out of line.

>>18512227
Because I have a bf :^)

>>18512227
Show them your dick and say "all of them got scared"

>>18512230
Silly

>>18512198
>get richer
>smarter
>more attractive and fit
>more interesting and positive

/thread

>>18512198

you need to be the kind of guy that girl wants.

as a general rule it means you need to at leastb e as attractive as her. if you are attractive enough to get a girl that is your 'standard' then after that its just a matter of finding someone who is a match personality wise. you just weed through all the girls who are attractive neough til you find one with the right chemistry and compatibility.

but if you aren't attractive enough to get her it really just comes down to 1) alternative offers and 2) luck.

alternative offers being really rich, or being bale to offer her emotional support if she has severe mental issues, that sort of thing. you don't even have to be rich per se, but rather just able to support her without her working (which might as well be rich these days). but these relationships tend to be short and REALLY hard to initiate.

TL;DR be attractive enough to attract her, or be rich enough to compensate, or lucky enough to end up with damaged girls/.

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>>18512206
>>18512225
>get more not me