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You sound like a tremendous faggot.

>>50126702
>that pic

I hope she has a protection from red equipped because that fire hair seems rather close to the entire left side of her face.

>>50126702
It's just good practice to buff your creatures after seeing how your opponent blocks them, to ensure favorable trades. You don't drop a habit of a lifetime just because in this one particular case it doesn't make a difference. Cultivating a solid playstyle is what separates pro from a scrub, anon.

>>50126690
If you insist on having 8+, play in person, disallow all electronic devices at the table, anyone who hesitates is skipped in combat, and don't play d&d.
Otherwise, split the group into 2 separate parties with 1 DM each.

>>50126690
a fair bit of railroading, handwaving, ignoring people, and moving along if over ~half the groups aware
2 DM's wouldnt be a bad idea if they're consistent.

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>>50126690
That's like asking, "how do I swallow an entire potato?"

Why don't you just stop being an idiot and NOT do that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fAB7rEmIdE

[whipping intensifies]

>>50126509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoAfb3f04mo

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Haa, of all the times for me to be passing through. Looks like someone else needs to know why my kung fu is a tool of justice.

>>50126297
How about you fuck right off cunt. Lion El'JOHNSON was, and is probably the most LOYAL son the Emperor ever fucking had. He lead the damn FIRST legion for a mother fucking reason you traitorous skank - His Papi took one look at him and went 'Holy shit this nigga loyal' and pur him in charge of the oldest legion he had. Anyone who has the slightest doubt in the number 1 fucking sons loyalty should be tied to a stake and FUCKING SHOT with FUCKING PHOSPHEX. Its cunts like you who caused the fucking civil war, and here you are to fucking try again. Well guess what shithead: It didn't fucking work. The Lion will fuck your shit right the goddamn fuck up, just like Emps fucked Horus up. Go die in a fucking hole, whore and pray you never see a fucking loyal soldier of the imperium ever again cause they will end the pathetic existence which you misguidedly call a fucking life. Traitorous, cancer ridden, shit munching faggots like you make a mockery of everything the Emperor achieve and its only thanks to motherfucking PRIMARCH EL'JOHNSON that I have any faith at all. I would hope your chaos infested putrid arsehole is used as a warpgate by the largest ship the imperial warship to grace the stars that are our birthright, but you would like that, because you are a filthy whore. Fuck you.

>>50126798
Of course this would be the line of defense of a traitor.

I haven't tested this myself but I've heard silica packets work miracles.

>>50126459
this, just put them in a sealed container with one of them and nature will find a way

Put them between the pages of a book, put the book underneath some heavy weights.

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>>50125746
Welcome to pathfinder/dnd

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>>50125746
Maybe they weren't as interesting as you thought they were.

Just saying.

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>>50125746
One thing I've learned in my time as a GM: Players don't care about your world even a quarter as much as you do. They care about how things relate to their characters.

Everyones the hero of their own story as they say, and every PC thinks they're the main character.

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>quest giver murders party member

Welcome to Shadowrun, omae.

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>>50125653
>party member is lazy

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>>50125653
>party member with highest DEX refuses to steal the macguffin, forcing you to do it

>>50125486
I bet they prefer the gender neutral term Fabrikin

>>50125486
Charisma
>Depends on the type of fabric/if the fabrics that comprise them match
>Example: super expensive cashmere man is like +8 charisma. Moderately cozy 100% wool man is about +4. And some guy made of various patches of felt would be +1 charisma.

Strength
>+1 racial bonus
>not much

Constitution/dexterity would also depend on the type of fabric probably.

Intelligence/wisdom
>I'm not sure if you're going for a race with a deep lore or just people made of cloth, so I'm not sure.
>assuming the former it would be +3
>assuming the latter it would be +0

I've never really designed a race so I would like feedback on this to see if it makes sense

>>50125486
Well first off, what system? Even DnD/PF varies a lot in racial abilities based on edition.

>>50125368
IDK if you're still here or if this might help, but in the most recent edition of 5e, carrying capacity is calculated by 15* strength score. The limit for what you can push, drag, or carry is twice that number. So, say a duck has 3 str- it can carry 45 lbs. It can push/pull/carry 90 lbs.

For comparison, a Draft Horse has 18 str. It can carry 270 lbs, and push/pull/drag 540 lbs.

Of course, there's no actual statblock for a duck in 5e's monster manual, but you could probably use the 3.5e statblock just fine.

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>>50125368
I take it you're not going to attach ducks to mill wheels to measure their horsepower?


For the purpose of a game where I'm not a complete madman, I'd just take a ratio of duck's medium carrying capacity (10lb for a 3 strength tiny bipedal creature) to that of a heavy horse (400 lb as per statblock), and take that as the horsepower they can output. That would be 1/40 horsepower, which still sounds a little high.

I think I would also multiply that by the ratio of their medium-encumbrance movement speed. A heavy horse moves 35 feet in that condition (it's 50ft unencumbered), and I don't know what a duck's land speed is. If we assume the duck moves at 5ft per round while encumbered, then the ratio of movement is 1/7, leaving the duck at 1/280 horsepower.


tl;dr: With extremely crude back-of-the envelope calculations and a shaky understanding of what horsepower actually represents, I propose that it should take 280 ducks to generate 1 horsepower.

In GURPS, a duck can push a 7-kilogram object across a relatively smooth surface at approximately one meter/second. My knowledge of physics is very rudamentary, but going by those (incredibly ballpark-y) figures, that duck is putting out about 7 watts, or roughly one-hundreth of the horsepower of an actual horse.

>tl;dr
>One duckpower = 0.9333 horsepower
>One horsepower = 107 duckpower

Hitching those ducks up to a wagon or plow would have its own issues, of course, if only because of the difficulty in getting over 100 mallards to walk in the same direction... in unison... carrying a weight on their backs.

http://www.sjgames.com/car-wars/games/classic/

I don't know if it has miniatures rules, though.

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A simpler game, but more related to the art style OP seems to be going for...

>>50125041
>wild elves
>moon elves
>sun elves
>dark elves
>aquatic elves

And they get really offended if you misidentify their subrace. ''waah I am a high elf not a sun elf you dumb dwarf respect my pronouns waaah''

>>50125041
Get out of here, frogposter

>>50125041
>Boreal Elves
>Mangrove Elves
>Space Elves

????

Don't let them into your games?

>talk to them
>don't be 15 years old
>make characters together in the first session, ensure they're all morally compatible and have some sort of anchor into the world so they care about something other than themselves
>talk to them
>make sure they know that "it's my alignment" probably doesn't mean anything unless they're a supernatural being magically bound to that alignment

Oh gee I don't fucking know? Maybe consequences?

What's that fucked up song on youtube depicting death in ww1? It'd be that song.

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>>50124689
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=scIwm5da3BQ

He's not really the BBEG so much as he is just a really annoying smeghead.

I only have villains, not BBEGs.

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Rip Photoshop trial

Stop play bad video games Angel and come back to CYOA Gen.

>>50124165
Thats just retarded. The minotaur thing.

The other thing is a pretty legit instance of player behavior.

>don't know of a that guy

A-am I him?

>>50124976
/tg/ teaches you that such nonsense is common when it is not.

One of the key elements of a That Guy is that he doesn't care if he is That Guy.
Be excellent to each other and you should be fine.
Party on..