What was the biggest "down the drain" moment in the history of traditional gaming?
>>51130767
You, bumping the "What would a game based on Korean mythology be like?" thread off this board.
Lorraine Williams.
>>51130790
I notice you didn't bother posting in that thread at any time from page 2-11.
My DM is being a fuckhead and his best friend (one of the worst players our group has had, only gets to play because DM feels incredibly guilty for leaving him out) is only making it worse by recommending and agreeing with the increasingly stupid things our DM has been saying and doing recently related to the game. I and another player have tried to talk it out with them but they just take it as personal attacks and insult us behind our backs. If leaving the group were an option I would, but a lot of my very close friends are in that group and specifically leaving now would cause a big rift for multiple reasons. So, instead, I've decided that I'm just going to be "That Guy" for our new campaign, at least subtly. I'lol either get a kick out of it or get kicked out of it, whichever comes first, but both are better options than my current ones. Perhaps "That Guy" isn't exactly the proper term for just wanting to fuck with my DM's game, but eh, fuck it, anybody have some tips on how to be "That Guy"? Also stories thread.
>>51130059
just leave you're not that important to the group
>>51130261
This. Didn't even bother reading OP's post, it was clear he's buttmad and doesn't enjoy being there.
>friends being so neurotic that not playing a game together would cause a "big rift for multiple reasons"
get the fuck out of there as fast as you can
>New game
>GM starts narration
>So we start in the ah-aaah hum... over the-the-uh, uh... in the hills of the great valley, there's a small village and the, the, the, ahhhhh... the local constible is looking f-for, uh, he'a looking for... adventurers who can clear out the uh, clear, a-ahmmmmm... he wants you to deal with the kolbolds who are attacking caravans, and you find his notice near the uh, near the - uh, well you're traveling down the road, and you see p-pi-p-pinned up against a tree and you uhhhhhhh...
How do you people fucking put up with this? Every goddamn game, there's at least player if not the GM themselves who literally can't complete a sentence without uh uh uh-ing the table to death.
It's a hobby that appeals to the socially awkward. but requires a degree of theatrical skill and improvisation.
Welcome to Traditional Gaming.
Best you can do is improve with practice, or look into performance workshops/books/videos.
I once played a game where the DM could not get more than four or five words into a sentence without "eehhhhh"-ing, "eerrr"-ing, or some combination of both and it was the most infuriating fucking garbage I've ever put up with. Never played with him again.
>>51129370
I played with 2 DMs who where almost at ease in normal social situations, but who described the game so blandly that I couldn't get into it even during supposedly epic moments
Current DM is a small dude who dress awkwardly and looks like a trap by 4chan standards, but he narrates like he fucking did this forever, roleplay like his life depends on it, and can go from deep dragon voice to scared little girl in a heartbeat.
It's pure chance, whether or not you tolerate it depends on how much you want to play and how hard it is to find a group where you live
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I figured I may as well make a thread for the system I'm most invested in playing in at the moment. Feel free to post interesting aspects, stunts, extras, subsystems and other such content here. Theme of the week is the Ancient Orient, some time after the development of rifles but before the nobles found out drinking mercury didn't make you live forever. Currently playing a Ninja in such a game. A Ninja who also happens to be a puppet that's been animated by unknown means. Any advice for playing an unconventional and honorless weirdo in an oriental setting where honor is pretty important, but being non-human isn't the worst thing that could happen?
shameless bump
boy howdy is /tg/ posting fast tonight
>>51119827
I'm surprised autismo hasn't come along with his five post copypasta about how Fate forced him to rape a kitten..
Anyhoo, OP, I think I'd need a little more setting info than you've given to start crafting possible aspects.
I haven't made one of these in at least two months! So, once, more....
Describe the game you are in, be it as DM or player, in ten words or less.First people to use 11 words or more is a faggot.
I'll start!
>Characters travel across Yggdrasil and stalked by dragon, shenanigans ensue.
Vampire does what comes naturally, people suffer. Heroes where?
>>51098354
Local idiots start 1400s mercenary band, what could go wrong?
>>51098354
Searching serial killer escalates to searching for omnipotent moustache twirler.
"Staying hopeful that shitty factions get some love soon" Edition
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>>51141771
I'm a forever dm and I just want to play a game. does anyone want to gm on roll 20? I mostly play rouges so I prefer cloak and dagger shit. I've gotten sick of applying to games and spending the time to making an in depth character only to be fucking pushed aside. I don't normally like to complain so much but I'm drunk right now. Roll20 has the worst application system. Its unnecessarily tough to get into games now.
>I'm a forever dm and I just want to play a game.
Force one of your players to referee a oneshot.
>and spending the time to making an in depth character
Don't bother fleshing your character out til after the first few sessions.
>Its unnecessarily tough to get into games now.
It's always been tough to get into games. Plus, the games have always been shit.
You are intended to bring a group to Roll20, not find a group.
I'm going to post some art in the mean time.
you don't have a single player in your group who's willing to run a campaign?iktf
Is there a good place to just get hooked up with a random stranger and start rolling virtual dice with them? I get the urge to GM but I can't get a group together since moving away and don't have time for a steady in person game anyway. I used to use Omegle for this way back in the day, but it is of course absolute garbage now.
I don't really want any organization or planned meet up times, I want to have a short little adventure with a stranger via chat and then not worry about it ever again.
/qst/ is garbage.
Rolled 3, 1, 1, 2, 2, 5, 4, 3, 6, 3, 4, 2, 1, 1, 2, 3, 6, 4 = 53 (18d6)
>>51139263
There's the Discord, but it's a discord.
Defaulting to the thing we do any time someone mentions rolling dice.
>>51139332
Which discord?
IRC. There are several channels on Rizon for roleplaying, and there is an official /tg/ IRC server.
https://canopy.uc.edu/bbcswebdav/users/gibsonic/Snaiad/snduterus.html
Snaiad is a fictional alien planet, part of an exobiology project created by Turkish artist Nemo Ramjet (C.M. Kosemen). Currently it exists in an ever-updating website format, but the artist and author has expressed a great deal of interest in getting the idea published. Snaiad is meant more or less to be a natural history guide to an alien world, talking about the planet's geologic past, the natural history and evolution of its inhabitants, and to a lesser extent the much shorter human occupation of the planet.
Life on Snaiad:
https://canopy.uc.edu/bbcswebdav/users/gibsonic/Snaiad/sndallclades.html
Main groups of "vertebrate" animals on Snaiad.
The World:
https://canopy.uc.edu/bbcswebdav/users/gibsonic/Snaiad/sndmaps.html
Maps of the planet, it's enviroments, biomes and cities.
Time:
https://canopy.uc.edu/bbcswebdav/users/gibsonic/Snaiad/sndtimeline.html
Timelines of natural history and human colonization.
So /tg/, is this a good setting for a campaing?
>>51139209
it's certainly indepth enough.
go for it.
You can't convince me those aren't penises.
>>51140370
Thanks! Any suggestions on how to implement a campaign though, what system of rules should i use?
>>51140459
You may be referring to some of the larger herbivores, well that "penis" is actually a mouth, kinda like a proboscis, it's less phallic when you look it up close.
New HQs Are Balanced Despite Having Better Stats Than Riptides edition
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>List builder with nice pictures and shitty point values
https://webapplications-webroster.rhcloud.com/rc/web/#/rosterCreator
>Freshest Rules in Epub (Use Readium for PC or Kobo on Android)
https://mega.nz/#F!Wl5DAbCb!TYxZG4CgX_x-NJu7JBwbZQ!2tgBUTYI
>Not always current PDFs:
https://mega.nz/#F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg
https://mega.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
>Up to date FAQs
https://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/Rules-Errata
>40K 7th Edition Quick Reference Sheets:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4104995/Games/7edRef.pdf
>Forge World Book Index:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Forge_World_and_Apocalypse_Rules_Index
>The Black Library (Doom out for ride watcher)
https://mega.nz/#F!wx4BiKhD!YhnAf1BqSmAB8dO6xDM56Q!c4pGAJDb
>>51138219
>>51138241
What's the last line of Greyfax's power say? Can't make it out
>>51138219
>Better Stats Than Riptides
Yeah, in melee.
Im building agame and Im stuck on classes at the moment. I want 10 total but only 9 work well
1. Human (self explanatory)
2. Fantasy (elves, orcs, etc)
3. Mythos (minotaurs, centaur, etc)
4. Insect (large wasps, centipedes, etc)
5. Robot (robots and war tech)
6. Paradox (t-rexes, pharoahs, space marines, etc)
7. Cryptid (sasquatches, chupacabra, etc)
8. Indigenous (tribal warriors and warlocks)
9. Horror (zombies, demons, serial killers, etc)
I had a Flora-Fauna class but it's the red headed step child of the bunch. Turns out, having a lion or a giant man-eating plant is significantly less cool than having a T-Rex or a horde of Zombies. Everyone who got the Gorilla named their gorilla Harambe
Ive been tossing around the idea of like Super Humans so people can get their little superheroes that are similar to superman and spiderman in there. Ive also had suggestions for Native Beasts (animals from the plain like the Indigenous class) or Deities, Gods and Demi-Gods and the like.
What are some classes that may not be covered by the above 9 classes?
pic unrelated
>>51137186
having a class combining pharaohs, space marines and t-rexes feels natural to you, but flora and fauna is too far fetched?
Long story short, no context means this looks like a retarded version of Smash-Up being made. Good luck. You need it.
>>51137186
What the actual fuck are you talking about?
>>51137259
it's the opposite, flora-fauna is too vanilla and people usually wind up killing them for xp. Im trying to replace it with something thats more appealing
outlandish is whats being aimed for here
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Fuck Witch Hunter Edition!
No seriously, fuck that guy, he's an asshole.
So either lets talk about Witches, such as what you've played, experienced, or what kind of witch you wanna build,
Or someone post the DHB Unchained Martial classes just so we can look at them, and also to specifically spite witch hunter.
Because seriously, fuck that loser, I hope he breaks his legs.
>THIS IS IMPORTANT!
If you want build advice make sure to say what 3pp you can use, if any.
>THIS IS IMPORTANT!
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What's the most important item to buy with my 3000 gold as a melee Paladin? +1 Greatsword?
>>51136508
>>51136554
What level?
Because if you're just level 3, there are better spending options considering a +1 weapon will eat a large chunk of your budget
>The party Druid gets revenge on the party Wizard by fucking his cat
>>51135275
> The resident questfag gets revenge on the board by shitting it up
>>51135275
While wildshaped, or not?
>>51135275
If he really wanted revenge on the wizard, he'd have cast Awaken Animal on it, then made the cat his cohort.
In reality, he just really wanted that pussy.
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Any of you guys play Penny Dreadful in MTGO?
I follow a couple of groups on Facebook that relate to the game and someone posted about it the other day.
If you don't know, it is a format where every card is a penny on MTGO.
Scryfall and Magidex are databases that talk about it.
The site is pdmtgo dot com.
It looks like janky fun and the best decks are still cheap.
I figured that such a cheap format would be perfect for us NEET fucks.
Anyway, let's talk about the format and other budget formats such as Pauper.
I personally would love to organize a paper tournament for Penny Dreadful at my FLGS.
There is even a deck checker on the pdmtgo website so you can check legalities.
Pauper has potential to be a lot of fun. But my buddies practically make it not worth it. They love their rares and aren't that fond of limited formats or meta in general. They just build stupid shit to win. Which is good and all. But when I try and branch out into something new like pauper, it either gets talked out of, or they build shit like slivers and infect. So i just do me and stick to what I feel is fun.
>>51133027
infect isn't even good in pauper though. You should really get them to try pauper out though, it's a really diverse format and far fro being solved, as well as being soft on the wallet.
>>51133027
Just build something that crushes linear aggro decks like U/B Angler