Hahahahahaha, enjoying your sixty dollar playset?
>>51125590
In what format?
>>51125600
Standard.
http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/news/january-9-2017-banned-and-restricted-announcement-2017-01-09
>>51125617
I see. That's embarrassing, really. I could understand if they miss something becoming broken in the massive context of eternal format and need to hose that with ban. But to miss-judge power of the card in the limited cardpool of Standard, that's just negligence.Or thinly veiled clever conspiracy with Star City Games.
https://19485-presscdn-0-14-pagely.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/2016-17-Press-Statement-final.pdf
Whowzers.
>>51125555
Of course they do fine, they stopped AoS releases.
That's what happen when you listen to the community
Bringing back Blood Bowl sure helped
Re-introducing specialist games, moving the story and fleshing out the lore of 40K and AoS respectively and creating a bunch of ridiculously high value - low cost SC! boxes means that no-one should be surprised by this.
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2017/01/10/profits-soar-games-workshop-fantasy-model-retailer-battles-back/
GW is totally dying guys! Aos is dead in the water and it was a mistake killing WHFB and driving away all the grognards!
>>51125484
AoS is dead in the water alright. Fortunately 40k is here to save the day.
>>51125484
Tell me, memeposter from 2014, how is it you can see news from 2017?
Everyone with a brain knew that AoS was a success. Almost anything compared to WHFB was a success. WHFB was dying because of the toxic player base surrounding it. Cutting off the toxic customers via a newcomer friendly reboot ensured that loyal customers stayed and new customers were drawn in droves.
Did your fantasy setting ever had a special-ops operator-equivalent?
Tell me about them. I'm looking for ideas to make a small squad like that, preferrably of human-like creatures (Humans, elves, dwarfs all that jazz)
>>51125440
Most of my churches have their own crack team of pious warriors and powerful clerics that will enforce that god's edict, whether that entails slaying monsters, beating up on money changers, protecting crops, or taking peasants.
My setting has servants and warriors of Bahamut who hunt evil doers and track the spread of corruption across the realm. They typically use infiltrators and spies to weed people out and the ride in on pegasi to wipe them out.
Back in the day, ye olden special forces were called "crack troops", able to create cracks in the enemy's military strategy, structure and force.
The King's Guard tends to have the very best men for the job, too.
In fantasy settings things like Dragon Knights and so on would have folks who are highly trained to be the first on the scene, equipped with huge amounts of firepower that they concentrate on highly delicate tragets and missions, and able to quickly redirect their efforts to help friendlies in distress during larger battles.
Rogues, Assassins and the like, in general, can do many of these things if of a sufficiently high level.
Suicide missions are probably less suicidal with Invisibility spells or gear, and a permanent Silence spell cast on a tiny rock you can pull in and out of a Bag of Holding.
Circles of Teleportation could also allow for rapid troop deployment, sabotage, infiltration, etc.
How do you play a character with an emphatic weapon? How do you do it in a way that it's interesting or well executed? Have you ever played one?
>>51122512
I remember playing as the sword.
>>51122530
Did you have a large part?
>>51122512
>emphatic weapon
It makes a loud "schwinggg" sound when drawn from its scabbard and little high-pitched "brrring" noises when brandished.
Previous Thread: >>51060087
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Requesting a veteran of the early Indian wars
He wears the clothes and has the rifle of the top left, with the saber and dagger at his side. He wears a helmet like the top right, and a padded coil that conceals his face, sans eyes. He has two bags like the bottom right on his persons. His gear and clothes should be somewhat ragged, but repaired/mended to be in fully functioning condition. He could also have buckskin gloves, but that's up to you.
Thanks
First for anchor migrating
>>51121537
A dark, spikey, armoured knight with a burning iron lantern for a head and a tattered cape.
>playing a female tiefling bard in a 5e campaign I decided to join on a whim which also happens to be the first online roleplay I've entered
>always played males and strictly common races because I hate feeling like "that snowflake guy" but thought why not live a little.
>fast forward to level 4
>campaign has mostly been fairly standard thus far
>our party has been asked to root out some tribal orc problems
>party thus far;
>bardybard/me
>semi-lawful stupid half orc paladin
>aasimar rogue with a penchant for torture(???)
>half orc female ranger who constantly tries to sexualize the paladin
>gnome wizard that is just 200% fucking wizard
>we end up encountering a small orc settlement in the middle of the nearby woods
>start fightan
>end up murderhoboing them fairly easily
>last orc stands fairly wounded having been slashed from shoulder to thigh by the paladin
>figured I'd might aswell have some fun and try to style a bit
Maybe I shouldn't have done so, but fuck man..
>figured I'd do an acrobatical flip and crack my old lute over his head which had recently been replaced by a shiny new one
>end up rolling a 2 +6
>at this point the DM takes a while to respond
>he asks me to roll again
>at this point I figured that I just fucked it up a bit and was preparing for some potential small amounts of damage or getting knocked prone
>rolled a 4 (please god why)
>apparently I slipped when I tried to kick off of the nearby tree and ended up deepthroating the orc
>has me roll a strength to get off it
>orc apparently oppose rolled me and shoved me head even further down
>has me roll for breathing
I THOUGHT THIS ONLY HAPPENED IN HORROR STORIES.
I AM A 6 FOOT 1 TALL MALE THAT WEIGHS 230 LBS AND I FEEL VIOLATED.
Why the fuck would the DM pull this out of the blue?
It had been going fine up until that point!
I just wanted to play a tiefling bard based on Abbath from Immortal. ;_;
Also, general magical realm thread, I need to know that I'm not the only one..
Never thought I'd get this goddamn distraught over a roleplay, what the fuck man.
>>51118543
> playing a female tiefling bard
> 5e
> ranger who sexualizes paladin
I think I see where your mistake was made, you poor bastard.
Assuming this story actually happened and that it's a online game, ruin it and then burn the bridge behind you.
Bite on the dick and tear it off with your teeth, then sodomize the orc with it's own dick and describe everything in lurid detail.
Then try for the murder suicide of the party and leave.
What are you reading, /tg/?
>>51111038
Textbooks
University life yay
>>51111038
Your post
>>51111038
The Man in the Maze
>>51111171
And a couple of those
As a DM, what is something you always put in your campaings? Like an item or a character with a certain trait?
For me its gunpowder and zeppelins (or some other kind of flying ship)
>>51109353
I have a love for putting various cloacked figures of ambiguous supernatural or alien origin that trade with the party.
Pic very related.
>>51109353
For me I tend to have a few things carry over:
> Ruins of a prior ancient and powerful civilization
This varies depending upon the setting and rules, but is meant to be a back up plan for if the players don't want to follow the main plot and instead go dungeon-delving and murder hobos.
> Classes/races outside of the official published material
For example, in D&D 5th edition I've got a campaign going where all of the stuff from the 4 main books (PHB, MM, DMG, SCAG) is allowed and can be found. But some things (usually classes or races from earlier editions of D&D, along with the UA races and archetypes) are "hidden options" for the players. If they come across these individuals throughout the adventure I then "unlock" that race or class to be playable should they die and roll up a new character.
> The BBEG is objectively evil, but has a reason for doing so
None of this Saturday Morning Cartoon villainry, my BBEGs have an actual reason for doing all the evil they perpetrate in my campaigns. Usually it's some form of, "I know better than the rest of the world, so bend to my whims," but there's evidence to support these claims.
this guy
a traveller from somewhere far off who wanders into town looking for skilled warriors to fight and is kind of an ass about it. He makes for some easy one-session antagonism and can be made into a recurring character if the players like him. I find myself using him and his entourage in quite a few games
How do we make rescuing captured princesses interesting again?
>>51103285
She had a dick the whole time
>>51103285
The princess is the lure of a castle-sized anglerfish-like creature that eats adventurers.
>>51103285
> it's expected of all Princesses to learn how to fence as part of etiquette training, so she can at least hold her own
> Her higher education means she can read ancient glyphs the party cannot
> crazy fucking high CHA
>full scale daemonic incursion BTFO by tyranids
>supposedly impenetrable iron warrior fortress wiped out in a week
>fighting on far more fronts than chaos and having more success
>cadian general and his forces that BTFO chaos for over 180 years got wiped out in less than 3 days by tyranids
tyranids clearly the bigger threat to the galaxy as a whole, chaos is really only a imperium/eldar thing. Tyranids are going to wipe out 3/5 of the galaxy during the endtimes while chaos fails again against the emperor on terra.
>>51099489
Tyranids are so boring though.
>>51099609
ehh they are just cool for different reasons. for example being the only race thats lore is written in 3rd person.
but they obviously have their problems
>swarmlord
tyranids fight necrons then move on. necrons assert ownership of the galaxy, they wont let bugs take their shit
If a hive tendril of even standard size collided with abbadons black crusade, it would fuck it up completely. And I'm almost certain if the tyranids made it to cadia or terra they could overrun their defenses. I doubt even the beast waaagh or emperor era imperium would be able to defeat the tyranids, only the fully united necrons really stand a chance. Tyranids truly are the biggest threat
Hot Xenos Bitches
For all your questions on Dark Heresy (1st and 2nd Editions), Rogue Trader, Deathwatch, Black Crusade, and Only War.
Not the wargame, not Chapter Master, not Space Hulk. Inquisitor is okay, but not many people know about it.
Not sure between starting Dark Heresy 1e and 2e? Pick 2e.
>Why did FFG lose the 40k RPG License?
Because they were bought by Asmodee and that caused some sort of licensing conflict.
>Will GW make their own 40k RPGs now?
Probably not. But if they do it will likely be worse than you could possibly imagine.
Book Repositories (If you're planning to download any Rogue Trader materials, read the .txt file in the RT directory)
https://mega.nz/#F!Pl0UgbJa!vDtTXMKnvZ26fUbuw4X9tg
There is a new Homebrew Megafolder option in above MEGA directory containing several things.
40K RPG tools, a site that contains stats or references for almost all weapons, armor and NPCs/adversaries. Not updated past DH2 core.
http://www.40krpgtools.com/
40k RPG Combined Armory (v6.48.161023), containing every piece of gear in all five lines. Now includes all DH2e books.
http://www.mediafire.com/folder/i3akv9qx9q05z
Mars Needs Women! (v1.2.13) (Mechanicus Skitarii and Taghmata for Only War)
http://www.mediafire.com/file/b5v9j8h3lop179d/
Fear and Loathing in the Eastern Fringe (V1.6.4) (Playable Xenos for Rogue Trader)
http://www.mediafire.com/download/fjhddohpscx1d7x
The Fringe is Yours! (v1.8.10) (More Xenos, Knights, and Horus Heresy gear for Rogue Trader)
http://www.mediafire.com/file/33er9oi2ot8ta34/
Old Thread: >>50933648
What is the craziest situation that has come up, because your Rogue Trader tried to get into someones pants?
So basically I GM heavily modified Only War hook from GM kit. Party killed general, a new player will come in and I don't know how to play out the whole Dark Eldar attacking Severate Dominion and the rescue with new player. By heavily modified I meant I kicked out survival on local herbs bullshit since I don't like one mission go for a whole year and I actually made them get into abandoned hive and spooked the shit out of them, though they rekt DE scout party later due to the great rolls. Also, they had Jannisary attachement with them and one of them did a double crit on a frag nade.. during a final fight. (2d10, two 10's) Well I ask for your advice what to do next, thoughts and I hope sincerely that they dont lurk /tg/.
>>51041301
So wait. What's the question? Where to go next?
World's your oyster mate. I had my guys go into an abandoned hive to find a lost archeotech cache, only to find there was a haemonculous' lab that was grabbing up people and making them into crazy monsters.
>>51043253
I meant how to play the whole dark eldar attack
Can't get enough of those old games still somehow.
Previous thread >>50943715
>>51003931
3rd edition hunched-over carnifex was a mistake.
>>51004209
> (presumably) stealth unit
> Better have a literal giant banner with the word 'Covert' written on it then.
10/10
So to start off a new thread, I ask you /tg/:
Since RT-era miniatures are in such short supply, what miniatures would you use instead for that same oldschool flavor?
I was considering picking up some of these guys from the Ion Age range of miniatures as proxy Space Marines. They aren't beakies, but they certainly seem to fit the theme of "knights in space" while still looking technological.
If you were building an oldschool army, what would you proxy/counts-as with?
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>>51129156
Previous thread.
"Way ahead of schedule" edition, because trusting you fags to make a general properly is apparently expecting too much.
We're all pretty much in agreement that Mechanical Servant class feature is really out of place for artificer. What would you replace it with?
Why not an improved trap class feature to replace mechanical servant?
Since artificer is already a tinkerer more or less, adding different things to traps might be interesting, would also give some neat area control/set ups.
>>51137655
> Trap class feature
> In a game that is mostly about invading dungeons, not defending them.
> tfw literally a trap option
I want to play a character that uses a chain as a weapon, I want something hardier than a Human but isn't a Dwarf, Orc, or Half-Orc for the reasons that I already have 3 dwarves made and I don't like the aesthetic of orcs.
Is there a list of race stats that got converted from 3.5 or?
OFFICIAL MODERN MTG GENERAL
Rip in peace probe. You were an essential part to literally so many fun and interesting decks but some poor faggots had to make meme kiln fiends and ruin you for everyone. You will be deeply missed desu. I don't care about Golgari Grave troll though, they clearly have no idea how to balance dredge so I can't see why they keep printing cards for it. Fucking retards should fix other cards before they just kill off the entire arch type. Oh well.
>>51136236
Daily plug that if you wanna meme kiln fiend/ keep playing Probe, Pauper is a thing.
Is modern dead?
>>51136347
Modern is looking better than ever