>There are women out there that think that their vagina feels

>>39146791
But an onahole is just a mold of vagina without the added heat and feeling you get when gratifying a woman

>>39147228
>doesn't know about onahole heaters
a sad bean you must be

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>>39147240
>you have to get an onahole + an extension just to feel 50% of what sex with a female is like
Yes yes, onahole superior device.

>>39146791
I like fucking a hole that has a body and I like her wrapped her arms around me when I thrust into her, and her little noises and her shuddering and tensing.

Yeah.. I like I like girl holes better...

But girls have boobies. They are better than an onahole.

>>39147277
more like 150%

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>Fuck for the first time
>She wets my sheets with vaginal fluids

What did she mean?

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>>39147277
t.buttblasted roastie toastie

>>39147277
>Onahole: Can be used whenever you want however you want for the cost of some feeling, is just for you

>Female: Probably not a virgin, have to socialize with constantly, build up relationship strenuously, ask her out, unlikely she will accept, If she does then you have to further build relationship to sexing level, do the sex whenever she wants to do it(probably not often), will likely leave you for Chad later

Oh ye getting a women is convenient am I right

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>>39147277
MY ROASTY DETECTOR IS OFF THE CHARTS
WE GOT A LOOSE ONE BOSS

>>39147298
>Forgetting torso onaholes

>>39147348
Also forgot one last thing
>Must be above 6/10 to attract attention of one

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>>39147277
>Muh vagina has a more advance structure than this

>>39146791
Have you ever put your penis in pristine pussy? Oh what am I saying, of course you haven't

>do the intercourse with a woman
>after some time the woman becomes very loud
>choke her to shut her up, she gets even louder
>try to finish quick before the neighbors get pissy
>she screeches like a banshee and i nut
>says best sex shes had in years
What did she mean by this?

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>>39147414
>>39147337
>Un-virgins on /r9k/
Kill yourself

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>>39147351
hahaha that's a funny cum beast reference

roasty roasty, your time is up
Roasty roasty, men now prefer a rubber fuck

>>39146791
Yeah, well women use dildos. Truth is neither can replace the real thing, no matter how small or loose the real thing is. And not only that, being with a person you deeply care about feels like bliss. Just staring into their eyes gives you more pleasure than 3 orgasms.

>>39148543
The woman replaces the dildo with the man so she can gain a wallet.
The man replaces the onahole with the woman so he can give away his wallet.

>>39146791

I someday would actually like to know what it's like to slam genitals with a vagina'd human, but I would also like to think an onahole is a good substitute. Can only hope.

Roasties can't and won't ever compete with the superior onaholes. It disgusts me to even imagine placing my penis in a slut's moist hole, it's so filthy and pointless. Onaholes are tenfold better, I have five, a heater, and plan on getting more.