<---------------------- The truth about men and women.

what if you have none? does that mean i'm no longer a man?

>reposting some salty fat girls ancient copypasta for the nth time
for shame anon

I wouldn't mind if it was just A.

>>35364491

What kind of man doesn't even have one girl?

But I only want the one on the right.

>tfw combination of all 3
>he wants to introduce me to his family, parents, friends, im sexy, and down to earth ;)

>>35364458
lel, fatty tries to pretend she's desirable to guys. What a joke.

>>35364458
Lets see the men version/

>>35364591

How can you be all 3?

On a physical level, they're mutually exclusive.

why would guys have sexual juices flowing from large women?

>>35364458

Only the one on the right is attractive.

And she is v. cute.

I will take her only please, but only if my current qt gf breaks up with me. She won't though.

>>35364637

Because they're heterosexuals.

>>35364627
i don't want to brag/ make a list, but i am? in the middle one, all of that has happened to me (guys have told me directly that i'm the girl of their dreams or i'm the girl their parents would love / have been telling them about all their lives.. etc..) - except i'm not flat chested or skinny without an ass? but i'm not large like (A) either. also a lot of the personality traits on 3 describe me, except i don't think my friends look at me like a little sister. they try not to do that even though i try to make them all brothers. also i couldn't be girl A because every time i meet a guy or am with a friend, they introduce me to all their friends and extended more... and this has happened with so many many many many friend groups.

sorry if that sounded long! lol:(

>>35364458
What is this bullshit? Girl A is plenty hot.

then again this shit only applies to chad. since chad has the first pick of the litter of course he isn't going to settle with a fat ass

>>35364668
so heterosexuals like fat women? what the fuck are you even saying? how does your dick not shrivel up? how is A sexier than B?

I'll just take B and C combined, no need for a fat whale.

>>35364627
tfw you just believe strangers on the internet
<spoiler>For the emperor</spoiler>

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>>35364570
Me
I fell for the gay meme in high school and avoided girls for years
By the time I realized I would like to date one i realized I froze up around them and dont know how to talk to them

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>>35364674
>i don't want to brag, but
You can stop posting now.

>>35364691

Guys that like bony women are obviously closet fags.

>>35364727
well i'm not trying to brag. i'm just stating. what's happened? that's why i wanted to say - don't take this as bragging. i don't even feel good about whatever, i just see it and i'm like oh hm odd weird? you can totally be a mixture of all 3! lol :) :p

>>35364458
Yeesh if nobody wants the left, y'all mind if I can have her? She cute.

>>35364458
lol what retard wrote this. must be a woman or a faggot

Is that fat boxxy as girl A?

>>35364765
seriously, whoever made this shit meme probably has met 1 person in his life and he sounds like a turd

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I walk a different path.

>>35364851
Disgusting nipples.

Post a separate picture of just the third girl.

Gimme girl c
Definitely my type. In HS I had a lesbian friend that, while she was a bit weird and stuff and didn't have a good looking face according to others she was a lot of fun to hang out with and I really liked her and thought she was adorable

>>35364458
a.
>she's hot but you don't love her
b.
>other people think she's hot but you don't love her
c.
>you love her more than anyone

man, the choices are so hard. I can't choose
I'm being sarcastic

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>>35364570
Me as well. Except I didn't fall for the gay meme like >>35364706 did. It's just that no girl ever liked me.

I'll be moving out of my parents house in 1.5 years yet I'm still a khhv.

A.
Mindless sex
B.
Status girlfriend
C.
Someone you actually love and get along with

Gee whiz, could never guess which one.

>>35364746
You sound like an autistic whore. lol :)

>>35365011

You sound like another cuck getting baited by a robot pretending to be a girl.

>>35364746

>3! lol :) :p

Come on nigger, no one is falling for this

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>>35364458
I just want someone who'll love me and for that love to be genuine

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>>35364458
>How women see men

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>>35365052
>le meme bait posters
>robots
Nope.

>>35364458
>The first one literally describes my fuckbuddy in college

God, I regret never taking her out to dinner or a movie and always avoiding her when I saw her around campus. Her body was amazing and she was pretty cool, was 5 feet though, while I'm 6'1", She was also a freshman while I was a senior

>>35365078

>People who actually talk to girls doing that poor of an impression

My ex gf was pretty much A. She let me do anything I wanted sexually to her and only one of my friends found out about her and no one else. It was great desu

>>35365137
Do you even know what a robot really is? Get outta here with your reddit spacing shill posts.

>>35364706

I went to catholic school with no girls and still didn't turn gay. Same situation dont know how to interact with women.

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>she doesn't get her man sexually excited in any way
>she can be thought of as a emotional girlfriend

I would rather fuck, in order, B > C > A

with masks on in the dark, with nobody finding out

>>35365182
Ypu must admit that chubby chicks are the best lay possible
The feeling of thicc thighs on your lap as her huge tits bounce on your face as she's screaming out in pleasure is a beautiful feeling

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>>35364458
>girl A
>the girl everybody wants to fuck
>somehow society shames them for their body

>girl B
>the girl pedos want to fuck because it's legal
>somehow society accepts it

>girl C
>the girl in the middle
>the true wife material. Society is neutral about it

Normies confirmed pedos with their only stupid justification being "doesn't mater how young she looks as long as she's 18".

What if you don't want a girlfriend at all?

>>35365168
I'm the same anon, but I was the guy that refused to go to the 2 proms the school organised for us.

>>35365257
you haven't met the one yet

the one that you'll grieve about years after she's gone

>>35365160

>Reddit spacing
>Triggered sperg spouting meme buzzwords

Autism has reached unprecedented heights.
Do you even know what shilling is?

tfw got a number 3 with big tits that likes to get kinky in bed.

also
>fucking a fatbitch

dont make me laugh. Only betas could fuck a girl with no self respect and what self respecting women lets herself become obese?

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>>35364591
>im sexy
>im down to earth

humble too huh sweet cheeks

>>35364554
This. I wouldn't mind only having a slampig all to myself. I don't even have friends or family to introduce B and C to and I'm on /r9k/ so obviously I don't care about my social status.

>>35365311
>the one
What a ridiculous concept

>>35365358
haha :p it's called a JOKE anon ~~! i think everyone can be sexy... in their own ways.... . ^^ hehe :)

pray to god you all find a sexy B+C :) !!! one you love~<3!

>>35364458
how fucking mad was the fat bitch that made this? Lmao

>>35364851

>he chose the Bimbo path

anon i told you to stop going on /hc/

>>35364458
my girl A and B are the same person

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>>35364458
>men secretly want fat chicks
top kek what sjw cuck made this?

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I see. Hmmm. Huh.

>>35365427
it's true. Why do you think "that guy who obsesses over one chick for years at a time" is an archetype in fictional stories.

vlad from danny phantom
some guy in full metal alchemist
The Raven - edgar allan poe
pegasus from yu gi oh

>>35365708
>that pic
yeah we want ugly broads instead

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>tfw not Chad so I won't get any of those women

Chad fucks all three

>>35364851
tfw no bimbofication fetish bf

not original

>>35364458
But skinny boyish bodies and flat chests are exactly what get me sexually excited.

what a load of garbage. fuck the kinds of threads that get made and get replies now. fuck all of you. sage

>>35365804
>Chad fucks all three
Exactly.

>>35364458
>Girl A is angry that she let Chad cheat on girls B and C with her throughout college.
Do I even need to defend this claim? It's obvious right?

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>>35364458
desu this is very accurate and describes my past self and many guys that I know currently. The women they find sexy are NOT the women they want to introduce to others which are NOT the ones they say "get them."

>>35364458
>you probably dont see her in a sexual way at all, rather more as a little sister

I'd see my little sister in a sexual way, what do you mean?

Do people actually Introduce their girlfriend/boyfriend to each other's families?

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>>35365733
now that's fuckin' funny