will somebody please be my mommy gf or pretend to be my mommy

>5 minutes past and no mommy gf

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Will someone help me get rid of my virginity? I live outside of D.C.

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I want a fake mommy gf too anons.

Op, maybe we could take turns pretending to be each other's mommy?

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There is no prince in shining armor, anon. That is the lesson all women must learn to find a lover. Not that there aren't beautiful and caring men but that they aren't looking for you or save you.
For you, there is no replacement mother. There is no ome who must raise and care for you. You must take care of yourself and pursue love with others who pursue love. If you fight through the anxiety and confusion then you will find a lover who you can be open with as they will be open with you.
try tinder

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>>35364782
go fap to some milf femdom doujins
later your desire for a mommy gf will fade away

it's for your own good, 3DPD mommy gf's are blasphemy to the perfection of 2D mommy gf's

thank you guys
please post in my next thread!!

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tbqh id do it for a plushie

>>35366144
>tfw real girl mommy gf
>tfw I got her from 4chan
>tfw won the lottery

Literally the best feeling in the world but don't hope for one, they're rarer than unicorns

>>35365744
Don't be a homosexual

>>35364782
How old are you anon?

Organic comment

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>>35364782
Gross. They have stretch marks and extended stomachs

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>>35364782
We've been down this road before heathen, repent and find happiness in your innocence

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>tfw no lucoa gf

>>35364782
>>35367602

I WANT MORE EPISODIES OF THAT SHOW NOW REEEEEEEE

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>>35367967
I want to fuck a dragongirl

>>35367967
next ep airs in like 12 hours

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>>35368059
I don't Honestly want to fuck a dragon girl.
I just want to See more cute moments between fictional characters.
I don't find them sexy.
I find them cute.

>>35368060
Really? /a/ is too bully for my tastes. If you're legit, that's Good...

>>35368263
airs at midnight wednesday (thursday) tokyo time, which is 10 am EST. crunchy stream gets pulled like an hour later. check nyaa.se or the horriblesubs website tomorrow afternoon.

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>>35368263
I think they're very cute too

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>>35368317
Oh. Nice.
I've honestly watched it yesterday. (I ate it in one sitting.) So I didn't know What type of schedule did it had.
I hoped for weelky based but I was too lazy to check.

>>35368330
They're cute because they're not from this world and they need to behave.
From time to time it's nice to see stupid bullshit like that.

The only annoying dragon is the loli one. And I don't like the design of the water one.

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>>35368489
>disliking kanna
why did I go and tell you the schedule

go kys yourself

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>>35368558
I'm not a fan of lolies.

Yeah she had some good, cute, moments but she's bottom tier on the list.

>Original dragon maid.
She's cute. I like the yuri feeling between MC and her.
>Big tities dragon maid.
I like her desing and general clueless behaviour.
Also I like her eyes.
>Gay edgy dragon.
It makes for good gags.
>Loli.
She's cute from time to time. But eh... I Sense Nothing special.
>Fish.
Damn she's ugly as fuck. Her horn is ugly as fuck.