WHAT DO YOU DO AFTER YOU HAVE SEX?

pay and leave

oregno

>>35364177
/thread

oregno

>>35364171
Piss, it's good for your genitals.

wake up and cry myself back to sleep

>>35364177

>paying after
>after

Who does that, forreal.

you realize that your hand will never be a wet warm girlfriend

>>35364171
jerk off a couple times

wipe dick and thoroughly discuss sex on 4chan naked, while she's covered in cum sobbing for a tissue.

go to the bathroom
turn the shower on
stair at your face in the mirror and cry

I usually cuddle my sweetie until a fall asleep and we take a lovely nap together for at least a half hour.

It's good for bonding

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>>35364171
If you're in a loving relationship:

>kiss on the cheek
>cuddle them while still nude and relax while you catch your breath
>tell them you love them
>get some after-sex snacks

If it's a hookup:
>find your clothes
>tell them you did a good job
>get dressed and just leave
>cry when you're alone because hookup sex isn't fulfilling

>>35364268
>tell them you did a good job
seems arrogant

>>35364171
Shower to rinse off the sweat then eat because loving making is hard work

Then play video games for the rest of the day

Light up a cigarette and make awkward small talk

>>35364279
whoops, I meant to tell them THEY did a good job.

I mean if you really want to seem like a jerk you can compliment yourself

>>35364279
Arrogance is the butter to the bread called sex.

>>35364202

>Allowing her an opening to have her pimp come in and beat the shit out of you and then they keep the money and you get nothing

I smoke while she goes to take a piss, then she comes outside and yells at me for smoking after sex. Then we watch Netflix and fall asleep

>>35364241
>crying after sex
What the fuck is wrong with you, you catholicfag normie?

>>35364370
sounds pretty good buddy. im not a cig guy but there's something simply very relaxing about a smoke.

>>35364353

I don't know what you're talking about, sounds exciting.

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Clean up and cuddle.

get rid of the body

>>35364505
this
sad virgins

>>35364353
sounds like phony talk
dubs 4 holden

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browse 4chan

maybe play overwatch

>>35364171
Smoke a cigarette

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wake up

org

>>35364262
shut the FUCK UP, GAY CUNT

>>35365113
b-but anon... I do that too!

Usually cuddle for a while then clean up. Dry pussy juice and cum on your hair makes it kinda itchy

>>35365185
I don't care, no one should ever say "cuddle my sweetie".

>>35364353
does this actually happen? I always carry a pocket knife with me, am I secretly a genius?

>>35364171
Give her my ID so that she can upload my data to the non-virgin registry. btw this keeps track of how many girls you've slept with. I've heard once your name has been inputted 3 times you get the list of anyone within your social/work circle and can see whether they are in the registry as well. It's actually a pretty cool system, they have an algorithm that can reasonably predict random encounters and unwantables so those people's names are shown but they are lower on the list. Damn, I would give my left nut just to work on that system.

>>35365198
You seem angry. Maybe your rage is what keeps people from wanting to be close to you. You should really introspect on that, my dude.

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>>35364177
Posting this on r/4chan lol