"so anon, tell me about yourself"

>>35364333
well its a big topic where should I start?

why do you have a black eye did someone hurt you?

It's so bright.

You look bigger than I remember.

>>35364333
Oi, what'chu like ta know luv

>>35364333
>*break eye contact, stand up, and leave*

>>35364333
i vape

oregano

>>35364392
Honestly, this wouldn't be a bad answer if you played it off as quirky and aloof.

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Don't look at me weirdo

"I like to roleplay on Himalayan pantomime websites"

>>35364468
Put an emphasis on the playing music bit. Say it last. Bitches love that shit.

>>35364517
I don't fucking know, m8. If I knew how to get girls then I probably wouldn't be here.

Just mention you can play an instrument and go on about practising and how it makes you feel. Find out if she can play an instrument and interrogate her.

>>35364349
Stelart with the small stuff
your penis

>>35364333
>Stelart
Goddammit how coils i fuck this up

>>35365211
Don't mind me just a faggot who can't get his life togather

>>35364333
You'd have to hold a gun on me to get me to go to this kind of establishment.

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>>35364333
>"W-w-well, I-I uuuh... like video g-games"
>"Oh, that's cool!"
>"Y-you too"
>turn 360 degrees and compliment the chef on a beautiful pizza well done

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I'm an unemployed loser with no prospects or reasons to live. I have a developmental disorder which has a lot to do with why I barely have any friends and am in a perpetual state of self-loathing. I have a cold demeanor devoid of any social investment, and you have no idea just how mentally disengaged I am with society as a whole.

I don't even know why or how I got here. One minute I was browsing 4chan and now suddenly I'm in a restaurant talking to a complete stranger. God, this is so typical, now where's the nearest bus station?

>>35364333
Nice triples
"I kick ass and take name, also this isn't a job interview, let's have a beer and go dance, look at that couple over there, they look so dead, I like the music here, yeah this beer is good."

>>35364394
Knocked it out of the park.
But you forgot
>stumble foot over stool

>>35364333
I'd get up and leave, maybe stay because that girl is really cute but honestly there is almost nothing that could ever convince me to go to such a shitty place

>>35365335
I recognize the reference anon, well done

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I'm really enjoying Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid and Gabriel DropOut right now.

What animes do you enjoy?

>>35364333
>Smart phone on the table

ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT!!!!
THIS WOMAN IS A WHORE

>>35365543
You are the only person here who knows how to have a proper date.

> dance
> observational humor
> alcohol
> easily deflect boring questions

You'd get laid.

>She owns a smartphone

Droppef

>>35364333

I'm indestructible, gangster number one
played-out cry later
the harder they come, the harder they fall
Os, you can't stop me
You can try, but you won't survive
Cause I'm a muthafuckin' ninja
Zef Side Represent, you fuckin' with the best

My favorite movie is Mary Poppins

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>be me
>Born in small island in Greece
>Living in a village
>All the kids hit me
>My bf hit me
>Grow up change friends
>New friends hit me and abuse me too
>Join the army
>Fellow soldiers make fun of me because my accent
>Getting often betting
>Ending my service
>Make new friends
>They just abuse me phycologicly
I can't sueside cuz im thinking what my mother do and the sadness that probably will feel after my death

>>35367843
>Having out with my child friends inthe village
>Getting out out dicks to measure
>Always having the smallest and the weirdest dick
>Looking other dick and i was jealous
>Thinking how I would feel like my dick was like them
>After years thinking the situation and wandering how I would taste one of tger dicks

>>35365335
>>35366472
i, too, happen to recall the origins of that remark. good day to you, gentlesirs!

>>35367619
I fink u freeky

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>>35364333
>"My name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents"
It's all on the courage /r9k/