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Cummy mummy edition
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Time for sleep. Night night, lads.
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you faggots better be buying prawn cocktail crisps

>tfw bossman at the local corner shop only has prawn cocktail crisps stacked and not the other degenerate flavour its up against
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Quite a time to awaken, good morning.
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1st for waifus

>>39309723
G'night lad, sleep tight
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>>39309739
I like cheese and onion.
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>>39309739
Sorry lad. I only buy smoky bacon, I'm not a pleb
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>>39309739
They're good but I feel sick after having too many
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>>39309694
real robot hours boys who up
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just remembered I have a pud in a mug downstairs
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>>39309753
cheese and onion = prawn cocktail >>>>>>>>> the rest
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>>39309660
this better not be pigeon mummy
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>>39309739
ready salted is the best
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>>39309745
What time did you sleep Crumpet? Also are you attracted to boys or girls?
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>>39309796
ready salted pringles is good but thats it
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>>39309739
>>39309753
>Prawn cocktail and cheese and onion

Inhuman.
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If I tell everyone I just had a poo but no one is here to call me a good lad, did I still have a poo?l
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>>39309794
>not wanting to suck on these titties
I was about to ask if you were gay but I forgot who I was speaking to
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>>39309815
i would love to fuck an older women, especially if she let me call her mummy
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>>39309815
I'm not a big fan of tits, never seen the appeal. Why am I supposed to feel attraction for two bags of fat on the chest? I don't get it
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Glorious greetings to you. Welcome to your first lesson in understanding the wonderful language of Mandarin Chinese.

Today, I present to you the character Ying1. Practice writing it out and pronouncing in with a nice long ee and a soft ng to finish. Don't forget to use that slightly singing high tone along with it.
This character, as well as being used to describe England, is also found in many words pertaining to bravery, valour, skill, and heroicism. How wonderful!

Until next time, friends.
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>>39309835
It's okay Ebin, you can't help the way you are
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Best snack coming through fellas. I'm sure you agree.
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>>39309835
You've went too far this time ebin
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>>39309835
its alright if you like cock lad, we wont judge you.
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>>39309835
Spoken like a true kiddie fiddler.
Jimmy Savile, Gary Glitter, Rolf Harris and now Ebin.
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>>39309835
My parents didn't kill me for being gay; they just struggle to see how it isn't transgender and want to get me on HRT to give me a testosterone boost now.
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>>39309835
Legit not okay in the head.
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>>39309861
My god...if you look at this picture and your first thought isn't 'I need to impregnate that' there's something wrong with you

And on that note I'm off to wank
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>>39309856
Proper want some of these now tbqhwayl
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I hate everything lads. But I'm too nice to do anything about it.
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>>39309694
surprise surprise 149
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>>39309853
>>39309861
>>39309863
I'm not a homosexual, I just think the tit obsession is deluded machismo. I can see why people like bums and hips because there is good reasoning to it

>>39309875
i'm not totally against tits, I just think they're overrated. I once wanked to a Japanese milf giving a titjob just because it was in the moment
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Mad yank livestreaming in the hurricane

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1zqKVRbYXWWKB
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>>39309928
Milk Cat 166
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>>39309835
>two bags of fat
this simplification bullshit is pissing me off now

if anyone mentions pizzas or cars I'll fucking kill you
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>>39309952
It was a bit of a meme, but I still don't see the appeal of tits. I can see why pizza ingredients make tasty pizza and I don't know what you mean by oversimplifying cars
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>>39309934
You really have a problem with people having different opinions/tastes to you don't you Ebin? You need to stop that

Imagine thinking in such a binary way. I mean I prefer tits but I can see why someone else would prefer ass
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>>39309797
Boys tee-hee x
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>>39309934
Just like you wanking to old man on twink porn was "in the moment", lad?
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>>39309977
>but I still don't see the appeal of tits
I don't see the appeal of children or men but you seem to. So let's just keep what interests us to ourselves.
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>>39309977
I don't get footfags, but at least breasts are widely recognised as a secondary sexual organ
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>>39309934
Just come to terms with the fact you're a bender already Jesus fucking Christ
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>tfw only listen to depprising clasical music that makes me want to kms.

As if the thoughs of nihlism were bad enough I know have the likes of chopin edging me on to take a long walk down to the cliff edge and ending it all right there and then.
Why do I do this to myself?
I dont know but I seem to get a sense of something out of listening to it I dont know what but its a sense of something.
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Ebin on the left xd
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>>39309934
>I can see why people like bums and hips because there is good reasoning to it
Of course you see that because you like to look at those on a guy.
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>>39310023
Howling tbqhwy
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>>39309797
our crumpet loves fanny. he is constantly wearing wellies because he pulls so much
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recommend drugs for crippling social anxiety pls
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>>39310015
Post some desu, I've never really got into classical. Here's one I know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKl41e_hoU
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>>39310076
>>39310015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI1I1EHSVhA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdSRHM5gXt4

[Verse 1]
Ebin was a cooly that I used to know
Now, he's down with the PLO
He's cold kickin' it live with the KKK
No JVC, No JFA
Cooly was sportin' black tennis shoes
Dealin', he was looking for something to use
With a pistol in his pocket and a bottle of booze
Well, it could be me or it could be you
Oh, feels like my whole life is rearranged
Ebin, you've changed
Ebin, Ebin, Ebin, Ebin, you

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, how you changed
Oh, you changed
Oh, how you changed

[Chorus]
I give you a hard time, didn't want to stay
Ya got outta jail, just the very next day
Now, it's plain to see, my friend Ebin is a Nazi
He was a Nazi, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Verse 2]
Hooked on crack, just the other day
Now, he's down with the CIA
We got covert operation in Vietnam
Played a hitman, assassin, like the law's long arm
He went down to protect his country
Eat Mexican food and make lots of money
Come back up north, drive a big white car
And take himself a plane down to Nicaragua
Well, it feels like I'm the only one to blame
Oh, Ebin, you changed
Ebin, Ebin, Ebin, Ebin, you

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, you changed
Oh, you've changed
Oh, how you've changed

[Chorus]
I give you a hard time, I didn't want to stay
Ya got outta jail, just the very next day
Now, it's plain to see, my friend Ebin is a Nazi
He was a Nazi, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Solo]

[Refrain]
Out my window, cool and bright
Fade so slowly into night
Funny how things look the same
Now that my friend Ebin's changed
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>>39310061
Fuck I should have known he'd be swimming in pussy. He does have that irresistable, cute charm after all
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>>39309836
Any good? https://vocaroo.com/i/s0xDajC5pcbg
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>>39310071
Valium/xanax always do the trick for me
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>He's ignoring the lads after getting called out for being a bender.

Right chuckle tbqh.
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>>39310108
where do you get it?

[original comment]
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>>39310071
A healthy diet and exercise! You can't drug yourself to fix your social anxiety, it will be a temporary fix and then eventually you'll have a breakdown
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>>39310100
Crazy how there is actually a song about someone called Ebin
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>>39310127
i'm honestly looking for a temporary fix considering i'm starting Uni in 3 weeks

i'm planning to force myself to socialise and make friends by constantly being under the influence of drugs and alcohol
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>>39310125
Darkweb. I usually get it off Dream but I hear it's compromised. Luckily I bought a shit ton of them in case something like this happens
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>>39310076
>>39310096
>>39310015
https://youtu.be/0mYUMctFm60
t
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>>39310108
How do I get my dr to give me some xanax or valium. The strongest he's given me so far is 30mg of mirtazapine...the cunt.
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>>39310138
Reminds me how I share my tripname here with an /int/ meme yet its completely unrelated
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>>39310108
way too easy to abuse
benzo withdrawal is not fun, at all
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>>39310157
do you have a benzo addiction?
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>>39310148
Yea that sounds like a healthy way to deal with your problems, what could go wrong? Best of luck mate
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>>39310157
Xanax is percribed here (that I know of). They're very hesitant to give valium because of how easily it can be abused.
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>>39310071
Ecstacy tablets lad, they give you a propper sense of pride and willingness unlike anything else ever in your life, however you will most likely wake up the next day thinking "why did i do that last night" and with a lip that is chewed to fuck.
Mind you get em tested with a test kit before you drop em, dont want to be getting spiked up with some fake shit or something even worse.
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>>39310096
tfw confused this guy for Edward Grieg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJi_rb9D8I4
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>>39310160
>benzo withdrawal is not fun, at all
Yeah this needs to be said. Been through it a couple of times and it's absolute hell on earth
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>>39310169
no, I just take them occasionally when I have a joint, I'm not even depressed/anxious I just claim ESA so I can be /comfy/. Shall I just say the current prescription is useless and directly ask?
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>>39310112
The denial is so fucking annoying to witness
" Oh haha I just do gay shit ironically too though haha tehee~ "
" I don't find females attractive really and I chat up men online but it's not gay haha "
Not to mention he even sounds like a typical bender
Born to be bent I guess
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>>39310169
meant for >>39310151 btw

>>39310178
i'm aware it's not healthy and won't help me in the long-term
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>>39310189
>Xanax isnt percribed here*
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ebin. what is your opinion on penis?
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>>39310198
no, definitely don't ask outright. That's the worse way of going about it
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would you lads fuck a fat girl? im not saying a relationship or date, i just mean a pure hook up that you dont need to put effort into

a fat girl wants to fuck me but im not sure if i should do it
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>>39310201
>Maybe if I ignore them I can continue to delude myself that I'm not gay!
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>>39310209
I have had yeah. DESU I've excessively used drugs and drink in general. It's more an addiction to not being sober but it isnt too bad these days
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>>39310076
If my link dosent work its Vladmir Horowitz plays ballade 1, though fingers crossed the link works.
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=%23&ved=0ahUKEwjOjcCk4_PVAhUSLVAKHRm8BDsQxa8BCCMwAA&usg=AFQjCNF1sHlk2z9QIx28jtvfnGP_UlkifA
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>>39310221
I'm guess it's a positive opinion.
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>>39310201
Need that lad to post that image that lists all of the gay things he has done.
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>>39310224
>would you lads fuck a fat girl?
I have done. She mostly had a belly he face was pretty cute it's not like she was a hamplanet
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>>39310254
Check ebins window in the OP lad
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>>39310224
No, the thought of putting my dick into a woman's piss hole is just bizarre
it's a lot of effort and vulnerability just for a chance to jizz
I can jizz any time I want to
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>>39309861
>see this
>feel meh
I haven't fapped in like 5 days either. What's going on? And even when I do feel horny I only seem to be interested in guys nowadays
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gonna have a wank lads, i'll be back in about half an hour
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>>39310269
what was it like? in my head it would be better than having a wank but im not sure
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>>39309856
They're more than a snack lad, they're proper dinner. Really want some, ngl. With some turkey dinosaurs, that would be great
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>>39310287
>Piss hole
Do you have no idea about the biology of women?
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>>39309947
Pretty comfy watching that stream
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>>39310305
Oh she was a lot of fun. Up for anything and always gave really enthusiastic head. She thought I was really good looking so guess she was doing her best to please me.
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>>39310296
I could administer a few tests if you'd like?
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>>39310240
Kek that link. No, it didn't work lad but that was a nice piece
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>>39310273
Having a bit of a howl at this one tbqhwy lads
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>>39310224
No the idea of mounting a fatty makes me a bit sick. I would probably accept a bj/hj from one but I might feel guilty after
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Never been on a date, or had a real gf.
Should I practice using Tinder? I have no idea if people use it in the UK, just heard about it from US shit
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>>39310329
Does /britfeel/ know how many holes women have down there? My answer is 3
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>>39310382
Should ask during more normie hours.. I see the word 'tinder' and start feeling sick and depressed
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>>39310329
are you suggesting that women piss out of their vagina anon?
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>>39309749
3D waifus are better
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>>39310382
>Should I practice using Tinder?

best using an actual dating site like pof of okcupid. most girls dont take tinder seriously.
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Bed time lads, best part of the day. Hope I sleep an extra long time. Goodnight lads
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>>39310434
It's been like ten years anon, let it go
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>>39310224
Been there done that twice got the t-shirt wouldnt go for it again as it was the worst shit going at times.

>a proper musty, sweaty fish smell from down south.
>forget missonary her flab will get in the way, literally doggy style is the only possible shit unless your blessed like tyrone.
>you have to pull apart her flabby beef flaps to lick her out.
>a good BJ mind you like its like they were devouring a mars bar or something.
>lots of tits to play with.
>forget 69 if your a skinny frame you will die its not worth your life.
>afterwards the bed smelt of their sweaty fish flaps for almost a week.
By all means try it but dont come crying back saying i didnt warn you.
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>>39310392
My guess is somewhere between 1 and 1200.
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>>39310434
She was cute a qt. I miss Boxxy of that time.
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>>39310451
>>39310340
hmmm i might give it a go lads. if its shit, i will at least know to never touch a fatty again. thanks for the insight
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>>39310434
Let it go mate. She's also a full blown roasty now

>>39310473
*holds up spork*
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>>39310446
I know and I get that but if I'm going to post a waifu might as well post one worth posting
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>>39310483
Really you have to define how fat you mean. I wouldnt bother with a huge obese chick
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>>39310439
I would ask on /soc/ but it's so fucking gay over there. It's just men posting pictures of their cocks and asking if they are good looking.

>>39310439
I've tried okcupid but I feel it's too formal. Like I'm applying for a job or some shit.
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Don't think fascism is for me, lads
Think I'll be a communist now
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>>39310491
> She's also a full blown roasty now
I agree that's why I didn't post a picture of what she's like now
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>>39310516
fascism worked in Nazi Germany

communism has failed everywhere it's been implemented
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>>39310434
thumbnail related
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>>39310361
Its cause I ditched google and went over to brave, im gussing some videos in browser dont follow over for some reason.

But as for the piece, ive listened to numerous composers play that piece and the old crackly low quailty one by Horowitz is by far the superior one thats my personal opinion, but it just has that style about it where all of his foucs was put into playing it as he was almost completly still unlike a lot of others who seem some what out of pace and rhythum.
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>>39310510
i dont know how to explain. she isnt huge, just big enough to be considered fat.
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>>39310434
Recently found this girl Clairo and infatuated ever since
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I actually stuck my dick in a girl's urethral opening (piss hole) once

She died instantly. I came instantly
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>>39310569
Rose is best girl
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>>39310516
Cant you have a normal political alignment instead?
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>>39310563
Oh and how tall is she? Mine was like 5'1 so that helped me.
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>>39310569
mate that fucking video will not stop showing up in my recommended videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mngtcfcaVrI
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>>39310596
and this fucking video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=923uTY2q71I
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>>39310536
Hate to ruin the party but fascism is a universally completly diffrent sytem to that of national socalism they are simmilar in many regards yet dont let that fool you, for national socalism to be called fascism is a massive mistake as national socalism can not be labeled or corelated it is purely its own stadning entity.
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>>39310596
That was a lovely song
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>>39310596
That might be how I found her. No idea why it came up.
>>39310615
I just clicked on this one so maybe it will fuck off now.
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>>39310594
like 5'4. she seems quite kinky
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>>39310596
That video is so tumblr
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>>39310596
>cute girl posts lazy, amateur video containing next to no talent
>5 gazillion views, 2 gorillion likes
Virgins will fall for anything eh
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>>39310516
Not taking the syncretism red pill

Its basically a sytem of formulating your own opininion based upon societal standing and where abouts we are at the moment in socitey for example.
>tribalsim would work best if there was a nuculear war or technological blackout.
>National socalism would only work if it had allies to follow it through against the powers of (((international finance.)))
>a welfare state would be applicable if we didnt have mass imigration.
>free market capitalism would work if the people were given mesaures not to be oppresed.
>when I dont read guardian articles i dont want to round up marxists and have them thrown out of a helicopter yet when i do i want the bodies to hit the floor.

Essentailly your a syncretist by changing from Fascism to communism, we all are come to think of it well those who have a changing idea of views and arent just stubbon pinned to one position.
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really need to sleep, but that's just gonna make my shift tomorrow come faster
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>tfw really want to get some sleep but anxiety and depression is keeping me up
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>>39310796
If you hate it that much why are you wage slaving there?
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Wow, that was an amazing fap
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>>39310596
She'd look great sucking a big black.....
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>>39310851
Let go of the idea of sleep, the more you worry about the more stressed and fucked up you will be.
Why not simply do what I do and think bugger it might aswell go all out, some nights ive stayed up till midday and fallen asleep till like 5.
Yet other nights due to the lack of worrying ive dosed off at about 1.

Its all based upon psycology of the mind at the end of the day, if you can train your mind in such a way by letting go you can rid yourself of such emotions of "anxitey" "paranoia" and all that other shite as it is purely a fabricated emotion brought about by thinking to much and venture capitalists who cornered a market for such ideas of "mental illness" to make a few quid.
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>>39311007
Yeah I get that, it's just that's easier said than done. Thanks for the advice anon
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>>39311087
Do some press ups then have a wank lad, you'll be asleep in 30 seconds flat
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I wasn't sold on the replacement voice for Frieza in Kai and Super but it's growing on me
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h
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>>39311112
Nice digits,
But yeah you have a point a build up of being redaundant during the day can sure lead to sleep problems, even if its half hour a day walking the dog or something it sure makes a diffrence in regards to ones sleeping pattern.
As said even if you were to do exercises before bed it would deffinetly help to send you a kip.
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https://youtu.be/LAriDxTeed8
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>>39311176
I had a crazy busy day at work yesterday, running around like mad sorting out everyone else's problems, and now it's 4am and I'm wide awake.
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>>39311163
That old guy looks similar to the kind of guys you'd watch smashing twinks.
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Funny how people who know nothing about boxing thinks Conor McGregor actually has a chance against Mayweather

Betting companies about to make a fuck ton
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>>39311343
Join the club lad, ive been up till like midday only to wake up at like 3-5 for the past 3 months straight.
I dont even know what to think of it, just that ive watched loads of anime I would never have watched any other time.
Thats litearally the only positive thing about it, i could go on about the negative to such a life but i would be going on for pages and pages.
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>>39311483
imagine what it would be like to be so mentally challenged you want to bet on this obviously scripted joke fight
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>>39311513
Eh, tell me about the negatives if ya feel like it lad, I'm not falling asleep any time soon
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>>39309694
The night is dark and full of boners
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>>39311483
conor is 29 and in his prime
mayweather is 40 and has fucked up hands
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Going out for dinner today made me quite angry. It began when we entered a restaurant, but later realised that there was no vegetarian option on the menu (for my parents). My parents then proceeded to just walk out, which I found quite awkward and rude, this left me cringing and shaking as we walked to the alternative (like an attack of second hand embarrassment that I often get). Things got worse in the second restaurant when I got up to go to the loo and collided with a waitress. Although she didn't spill anything, it was very embarrassing for me. I then stood up looking like an idiot searching for the loo, but couldn't see it so sat down at the table to cal, down. My dad then saw the disabled loo and made a joke about me being disabled, which annoyed me. When ordering desert I accidentally ordered something with nuts in, so could not eat it. My dad then mentioned that the Spanish word for nuts was very similar to the English one and therefore easy to spot. This also made me angry. I didn't interact with my fa,ily whilst they were eating the deserts they ordered, so stared at the d20 dice that I carry to fiddle with. Upon looking up, I realised that the restaurant was filled with couples on a Friday night. This made me feel quite sad. The night ended with me arguing with my father. I did not enjoy it.
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>>39311625
show us the menu lad
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>>39311642
I didn't take a picture of it and I'm not sure what the restaurant was called in order to find it online.
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Bugger lads finished off my last drop of booze, I spaced it out pretty well mind you but now its just an endless race to fall asleep.
However ive got an entire playlist of ABBA that just popped up on my youtube to get through, so good bye sleep.
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>>39311741
ABBA kys u homo
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should I go back to uni as a mature student? (I'm 25)
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Found these, I was given them when I was released from hospital with testicular torsion. Anyone know anything about them?
Can I make meth with them? Can I kill myself with them? Can I put them up my bum? Thanks lads
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>>39311539
Well where to start here goes lad...
>miss all potential phonecalls for work
>miss out on sunshine and getting light on my skin
>im not acostomed to normal life so when it comes round its a shock to the systen.
>my parents get pissed as they see me as a sloth
>time wasted when I could be focusing on self improvement
>i find it harder to read at night so dont read as much compared to the day time.
>cant be fucked to do chores so parents get even more pissed.
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>>39311826
google it you spaz
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>>39311844
>"Can I put drugs up my bum?"
What kind of question is that to ask google?
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>>39311790
My mum went through college and uni a few years ago.
She's 55.
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>>39311765
Gtfo abba are banging, they are universal you can be a metal fan or a clasical music fan and still aprecitate them cause they have stood the test of time.
They are just one of them god tier bands that anyone can like, due to them being classic and reknowned.
And this is coming from someone who wants all sexual deviants shown to a firing squad so dont go calling me a faggot lad, i just find them very remminicemt of the old Sweden before it was raped by imigrants.

But honestly lad give them a listen to, they are almost simmilar to the effect of those slice of life animes that bring a smile to your face, that you wouldnt want anyone else to know you watch, and dont get me wrong we all need a vice of happliness in the world when all around us has gone to shit.
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>>39311994
Ye ABBA is noice.
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nigger (nigger) nigger HOW IS NOT ORIGINAL FUCK
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>>39311994
Abba is shit and they all are far left loons too.
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>Resident at this address since

jesus how the fuck do I know? I've lived here since I was a toddler
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>>39312232
Does politics matter at a point like this really honest to god?
Im as radical right as one can possibly be yet the notion that they were far left trendies dosent bother me at all, they were muscians who gives a literal fuck their lyrics were not promoting degeneracy or any of the tripe that is shoved down our gullet through modern music, they were simply a good band who knew how to make good music, they may have held views in private but it was never shoved in our face.

Your logic would also renounce the work of George Orwell, one of the greatest politcal writers the world has ever seen purely based on the fact he was a far left socalist who thought against Franco's forces during the spainish civil war so to read his novels would be "an act of treason" and that they should be renounced by all those who are radical ultra nationalists.
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>Equal opportunities monitoring
>White British Male
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>>39312647
when are you going to stop posting?
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>Need references for a minimum wage council cleaning job
ah yes

>>39312755
maybe never, maybe tomorrow
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>>39312785
Why don't you try to get a job as a postman?
You're a good runner lad.
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>>39312820
they're not recruiting, as if they'd recruit me anyway
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>>39312785
Why the fuck are you trying to get a job cleaning when you're on neetbux?
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>>39312859
being on neetbux is hell after a while, I've got no reason to wake up and find absolutely nothing fun. I just exist, If I get a job i'll have the means to move out. Very much grass is greener on the other side but the grass on this side died years ago and was urinated on so much it grew mouldy
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>>39312916
What a beautiful metaphor.
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>>39312916
Ok emo kid. Good luck moving out on minimum wage.

I'm basically in the same situation as you, 28 autist on neetbux with no hope for the future. But I'd rather be on neetbux than work in a humiliating job that pays a couple of hundred more than I already get a month and takes up all my time. I often think about trying to get a life but I guess I'm just too pessimistic and unmotivated to lose the little I have to end up working mopping floors somewhere.
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>>39312556
>George Orwell,
Was a democratic socialist and a traditionalist, who hated communism just as much as franco facists and i still think abba is shit.
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>>39312983
I'm not an emo kid
I've thought like that for years and where has it got me? I'd be more fine if my house and living situation wasn't so terrible and pretty much made any life impossible.

I feel shameful from being on benefits, I have zero self-worth or confidence, I don't do anything all day and never feel like doing anything. I may as well kill myself instead of living, trying to get a job is very much a stepping stone and who knows what afterward, probably a similar bad situation or worse. You could consider it a last ditch attempt at salvation
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>>39313069
Ever considered a life of crime?
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>>39313123
yeah but I don't know how to get a head start on that, seems something that requires training to do well
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>>39313152
My dad went to jail for burglary once.
Except it wasn't somebody rich, it was his ex girlfriend.
And he wasn't stealing money, he stole some of her clothes.

Great to share DNA with psychopaths.
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I'm going to try filtering all the tripfags names and in the comments

Will lose about half the thread though.

Is there a way to filter stuff like "len" without filtering regular words that contain "len"
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Jesus fuck I cannot believe anyone in 2017 unironically admitting to liking ABBA.
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>>39314092
When I'm drunk I fucking love ABBA. When All Is Said And Done legit makes me cry
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>>39314114
Christ the night.
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21khv i'm at the point of no return,
aren't I?
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Morning lads. Agreed to wageslave today, it'll make me feel better about spending 70GBP on online purchases yesterday desu

Thinking of stopped my anti depressants but they're the only thing that's helped my bulimia and over eating so I'm a bit reluctant

How are you?
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Muslims are at it again lads.

Hail multiculturalism.
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>>39309856
Imagine that though someday an idiot is going to call them potato emojis and he'll probably end up in charge of a company making them or some shit that's gonna suck balls man
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>>39314776
Just part and parcel of living in London
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>>39314776

Incidents like this will in no way deflect from the moral imperative to assure that refugees will always be welcome in this country.
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>>39309749
I thought mayuriposter was dead tbqhwy
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should I go pub on my own to watch mayweather?
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>>39315092

If you're interested in it, sure.
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>Multiple terrorist attacks in a year
>BBC launching an Ebonics speak website,

We're done
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>>39315161
won't it be weird to go alone pub lad?
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>>39315249
No, I go by myself regularly, just make sure you've got the right sort of pub and honestly it's pretty common
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I think my neighbours lost it.

He just asked me where he was and if I see him I should tell him
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>>39315357
Sure he doesn't just want to play hide and seek?
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Anyone used Airbnb?

Seems kinda shady.
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>>39315249

What the other guy said, if it's the sort of pub that's dhowing the fight you'll be fine.
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>>39315425

Used it a few times on trips over to the mainland and never had a problem, you do need to be selective and heed the reviews though.
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Whichever cunt told me about UberEats doing McDonalds breakfasts, you're a cunt.

Second time this week and I only see it increasing.
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>be sleep deprived
>end up on asmr
>have an epiphany
>try my idea
>literally feel like i'm having my dick sucked holy shit it's so amazing
>start to realize she's laughing at all the cucks going for "muh tingles" while she's blowing me because i'm smart enough to have figured out the esoteric reality of total tactile induction hidden behind the guise of ASMR
I wonder what else I can feel from this stuff lads.
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>>39315092
Won't be live though will it? It's on at like 5am.
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>>39315481
I think you might have schizophrenia anon
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>>39315465
Well somebody else mentioned Ubereats but I started it when I found One-Delivery the other day.

I'm showing considerable self restraint, only had 2 normal McDonalds deliveries and 1 breakfast one since I discovered it was available 4 days ago, shit.
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>>39315520
I'm a God tbph famas. Schizoplebs don't have a choice and suffer negative hallucinations, I can experience positive ones at will. Now, I'm gonna go get my dick sucked for another hour or two.
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>>39310151
so dream isnt trustworthy now? ab is down, how the fuck do i get benzos
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>>39315523

That's roughly equivalent to the number of McDos I've had in my life!

Never had the "breakfast".
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>>39309814
https://youtu.be/sXK-xpBD3c0

Why do they hate grimes|?
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>>39315723

Because if it has a penis it would still be stacking shelves at the local supermarket.
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>>39315790
sure she isn't great at mastering but she makes up for it in other areas and she can send the mastering off to someone else
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>tfw no audio from microphone in a pussy
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morning pals.
post a birra 90s music please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N-qO3sPMjc&feature=youtu.be
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>>39315554
You've utterly fucking lost it, lad.
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>>39315922
Her bumhole game is weak senpai
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPHIxvmB5bs
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>>39315938
80's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPYZpwSpKmA
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hope i get discharged from hospital today lads
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My d&d group kicked me out today lads. For some reason I'm angry and upset. Why do normies have to ruin everything? Why do they expect me to be perfect 24/7? Don't they realize the things I've had to do to be able to go to every single session? Two buses and a mile long walk uphill in the fucking sun, for a year straight, and this is the thanks I get? I help pay for refreshments and food for them and I get this bullshit?

Only one of the reasons was even my fault...sometimes I'd fib about my dice rolls,
but not on any major rolls and I never lied about crits.... I'd only do it after 6 bad rolls in a row too..


I think that was just an excuse anyway. They didn't like the fact that I don't conceal my emotions and bottle everything up like they do. Fucking hell.

That's what I get for thinking that interacting with normies would be good for me, even if it is once a week.
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>>39316144

You went full sperg.
Never go full sperg.
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>>39316144
>Don't they realize the things I've had to do to be able to go to every single session? Two buses and a mile long walk uphill in the fucking sun, for a year straigh

They probably are aware, but don't care.

>I help pay for refreshments and food for them and I get this bullshit?
Sounds like the beta orbitter or a male friendship group. Buying them stuff isn't going to make them like you. At best it'll make them keep you around for longer.

>They didn't like the fact that I don't conceal my emotions and bottle everything up like they do. Fucking hell.
So you constantly dampen the mood? Despite the fact they probably have troubles too, but keep it aside so they can have a happy time playing the game.

I don't meant to come across as a cunt (although I obviously will) but take this as a life lesson
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>>39316144
What was the straw that broke the camel's back lad?

also lying about rolls is really shitty, don't do that
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>>39316193
But why should I have to conceal my emotions around people who are supposed to be my friends? I already have to censor myself when I'm around this group enough. I'm not even the only one who dampens the fucking mood!

>one of the female players has a dinosaur as a pet
>we get into a dream arena sequence where we have to fight each other
>me and my temp ally take out her dinosaur first (it's a dream so it's not dead permanently)
>i make a joke about how at least he'll be able to provide fossil fuels for a new generation
>instantly get bitched at because how dare i make a joke about an imaginary character who isn't really dead that she's super emotionally connected to and sad about having it die even though it's not even dead

>have to remember not to talk about or mention specific characters/things from various shows/movies/books because it triggers certain people
>have to remember not to say certain words because it might trigger someone

It's fucking exhausting doing all of that plus bottling everything up for 7 or 8 hours.

>>39316213
I don't even know, the last three sessions were totally fine, no one complained, no one was angry at me, everything was fine and silly. Or so I thought.

Obviously I regret it now, but my mate who saw me doing it should have come to me privately instead of grassing on me. Telling the DM is the excuse he needed to justify kicking me out.
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>>39316144
>muh normies

fuck off back to /r9k/
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>>39316259
>female players
Now it makes sense. That's a group you're better off out of
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>>39316259

>playing d&d with roasties/tumblrinas

there is your problem
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>>39316259
Stop being a sad bastard who thinks everyone should be his emotional tampons. There are people out there who get paid to listen to your boring whiny shit.
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>>39316264
>>39316301
t. normie

>>39316289
>>39316293
There's 4 guys and 3 girls and two of them are usually pretty chill, I thought the odds were in my favor. Now I've been robbed of my one weekly bit of escapism.
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got a wedding to go to. not looking foward to it, can't remember any of my step dads familys names so gonna be sticking close to my mum and sister all day. i get to suit up though so that's good.have just shaved my head though so will look like a bnp member on way to court but fuck it
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>>39316315
I'm not a normalfag. I'm just not a whinging sad sack of shit who thinks people exist solely to console him. Especially when I'm doing it at a hobby of theirs where they want to have fun and unwind.
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>>39316315

>Socialises with roasties/tumblrinas
>Calls others a normie

Your group have 3 girls and 4 beta orbitters, why would you want to be part of that group?
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>>39316259
Those don't sound like normies, they sound like fucking retards. Find a better group with thicker skin, also don't cheat.
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>>39316259

>Cheats
>Refuses to orbit the women
>Constantly whines

It's no surprise you were kicked out
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>>39309694
Has anyone else here
>Never put on a condom.
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>>39316259

Welcome to the human race.
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>>39316318

Enjoy the free food anon, that's what weddings are for!
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wew lads had a big takeaway last night desu. pizza, chips, mozz sticks, garlic bread and 4 pack of lager

had a bit of a funny dream about playing as geese in tekken, then woke up and finished off what was left in the pint can by my computer
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>>39316315

Normie is not an insult you ridiculous subnormal child.
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>>39316328
Didn't ask any of them to console me mate, just felt like if they could force their delicate sensibilities on me I should be able to express my feelings without getting fucked over in return.

>>39316335
Sounds like that's what I'll be doing.

>>39316371
I'll own the cheating, but why would I orbit them? I don't like nor am I attracted to special tumblrina snowflakes. I also didn't "constantly" whine, it was every now and again I would express if I was upset or annoyed at something.
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>>39316388

Can't blame his group 1 bit for kicking him out, although they are a fucking terrible group themselves
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>>39316332
>Your group have 3 girls and 4 beta orbitters, why would you want to be part of that group

Because they're not whinging sacks of virgin, friendless shit?
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>>39309835
Literally the source of food for your baby. It's hard coded in a mans mind to like tits because of how important they are for raising a kid.

To translate into r9k speech:
Mummy needs to make plenty of milky. Yum
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>>39316403
>I don't like nor am I attracted to special tumblrina snowflakes.

Yet you make massive efforts to socialise with them (2 buses and a mile uphill walk). For someone with such disdain for normies, you seem very un-redpilled, and willing to go to massive effort to please these normies.
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>>39316403
You probably did more than cheat
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>>39316422
That's because I had nothing else to do, literally. No where else to go. A friend introduced me to the group and I was invited to play, and I figured at the time it would be good to get out of the house once a week. It was something too look forward to, something different anyway.
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>>39316430

Your talking to some mongoloid that 'hates normies', you can easily imagine what he's like in that group
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>>39316437

Would you lick Chad's cum out of Stacy's pussy if it meant "getting out of the house once a week"

Why don't you get a job?
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>>39316443
Why even come here if you're just going to insult the people you post with?
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>>39316461
No, I don't think I'd enjoy that. That sounds rather disgusting actually.

Know anyone hiring retards like me?
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>>39316467

>I have to pussyfoot around some failed normie who has the audacity to use it as an insult for others.
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>>39316475

http://castle-employment.co.uk/job-search/job/1909/
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>>39316480
Wait how is he a failed normie? He sounds like a pathetic virgin beta who made the mistake of thinking he needed to hang out with people once a week to be happy. That makes him stupid, not a failed normie.
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>>39316529

He has a very normie mindset, yet he is clearly a failure.

Less of a failure than you though with your retarded anime girl posting
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Need a hand here boys. If someone from outside my contacts messages me on whatsapp, can they also call me?
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>>39316569
They can if they can message, you'd need to block them. You need to be in their contacts, it doesnt matter if they are in yours
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another binge
an expensive one too, wish I hadn't done that
jesus christ I'm dehydrated
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>>39316537
But anime girls are cute! Cute!
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>>39316593
Hmm. You're sure about this? I was hoping I could see what they do next in messages without a risk of them calling. I'd like to see what they say - if anything - but I don't want them being able to ring me. It would cause me too much anxiety.
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>>39316636

I prefer real women
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off to morecambe today.
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>>39316758

>3d

can you taste the other mens semen on her?
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>>39316786

>He doesn't like 3D

Can you taste your boyfriend's fecal matter on the dildo?
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>>39316795

>implying implications

was your father a cuck as well?
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>>39316801

My father obviously did have sex with women, yes (you seem to imply anyone who does is a cuck).

As did yours
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Imagine being this peeved on a Saturday morning.
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I have decided to become a missionary to the people of Peru. As I walk the streets I see disasterpus scenes in which arse is flaunted as the female beauty standard. On these torso models, their heresy is so great that there is not even a back. I will teach the peoples of this place that baccccc > brap, showing them the true path to enlightenment.
>>39316786
No, because I married a PURE VIRGIN WAIFU
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Imagine idoloising anime girls because you can't get a real woman
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>>39316838

>long back sighted
>no arse sighted
>small boys body coming into view
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>>39316826
Nobody talk to me until I finish my peppermint tea and angel slice.
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are all games on phones complete shit with zero substance?

give me some games on the android store that aren't.
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Extreme shitposting today I see.
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>>39316855

Ebin went to sleep 5 and a half hours ago. We've got hours of this low quality shit to go before the thread improves
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>>39316860
Yeah can't wait to take the piss out of his voice again
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>>39316876

There's nothing wrong with his voice
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>>39316887
Nothing wrong with his voice if he's a five year old with severe cerebral palsy.
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>>39316380
that's the plan. shame beers not free but that's probably for best
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>>39316893

There is honestly nothing wrong with it. it does sound a bit odd due to his accent, but there's nothing about it that indicates impediment
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>>39316904
Nah nothing but the stutter, mis-pronunciation, lisp and pronouncing his w's as r's
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>>39316897

>Teetotal
>Everyone at my last wedding could have 2 free drinks
>Tons of people asking me "why haven't you had yours yet"
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>>39316315
>>39316403
>>39316406
Just get a nice group of males only.
Don't be a faggot and don't be a beta orbiter, the only women who are attracted to D&D seem to be the SJW type.

So, changing the subject, how do you wankers feel about not being able to hear the Big Bong for four years?
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>>39316844
>he's a massive arse man
Peruvian detected. I'm coming for your culture Latin boi
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>>39316924

At least they'll keep it on for special occasions
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>>39316927

there's a middle ground laddy between sophies man arse and some fake brazilian booty.
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>>39316924
When i've been out in london i've never really noticed it anyway. Maybe if i was a londoner i'd miss it.
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Afternoon lads, hows your Saturday?

I've got some ciders chilling for later, some steam games downloading and I might get papa johns later.
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>>39316959

gonna play some civ 6 today. got a load of brewdogs in the pitch and the football on in the background.

what will you get from papa johns lad?
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OP image gets better every time I see it

is it still the original guy doing it/
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>>39316959
Love that thick chocobutt.
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>>39316924
>So, changing the subject, how do you wankers feel about not being able to hear the Big Bong for four years?

Could not give a single, solitary fuck if I never heard it again.
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>>39316911

Fuggin' freak.
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>>39316924

i'm 30 and from london, lived here most my life and i don't remember the last time i heard it tbqhwym8
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>>39316981
patrician tastes friend

>>39316973
I usually get a hawaiian and sausage and pepperoni. Gotta get the two for /deals/.
Civ 6 is great in presentation, I look forward to the first expansion that inevitably fixes the game.
It's my favourite game series but you have to suffer for it.
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>Ghana import 30 million condoms but dem no use am
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>>39316973
That sounds ultra comfy senpai
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>>39317023
Thank you!

For some reason I get really happy when someone compliments me. Probably a personal flaw but, eh.
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>Australia has been so colonised they now have Mandarin News

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asddeAKAWoc
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>>39316911
that's good. would get a bit annoying though. i remember at my mums wedding i was drinking guiness and everytime i was nearly finished people kept buying me another. i was steaming by end of day
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>>39316959
Sounds like you've got a comfy day ahead lad! I'm off to the chippy in a bit, got the house to myself for the weekend so will probably sit around in my pants eating biscuits!
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>>39317057
my mums annoying, whenever i drink more than one glass she has a go at me saying its bad to drink to much and i'll become an alcoholic. shes never even let me drink enough to be tipsy
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>>39317085
thats basically what I'm doing lad. What you having from the chippy?

>>39317036
No probs, I can always appreciate a person of taste.
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>>39316959
Bf's coming round for the bank holiday weekend but I'm still a bit ill so I'm worried I'm going to be boring.
Can't wait either way and make sure you get papa john's choice with the sausage and five cheeses and pepperoni
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Why do I have to pay for BBC 70 IQ Nigger?
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>>39317136
sounds comfy anyway! illness can't be helped.

I much prefer Papa Johns over Dominos plus half the reason I go to Papas is to buy 10 of the honey mustard sauces. They're like crack and I can't find a bulk buy place for it.
Their garlic sauce can get to fuck though
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are all the faggots ITT just so scared of women that they don't even try?
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>>39317181
i fucked a slag last night m8
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>>39317188
then you're not a faggot are you
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>>39317113
Just chips la, had mad craving for salty vinegary chips. Also the one day this week i dont shower in the morning i get served by a total qt! She kept smiling at me but couldnt tell if it was pity smile or just friendly service.
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>>39317181
Pretty much. Settling is depressing but reality here
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>>39317224
fair do's fish shop chips are class. I have one 2 mins walk from me too so sometimes I'll just get a cheeky bag of chips and gravy for tea - nice 1.50 tea lad.

Mine usually has a qt on the till too but she's slowly expanding which is a shame.
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>He hasn't weighed in on the great debate yet

www.strawpoll.me/13784349/
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>>39317249
Slowly expanding like gaining weight? Luckily i live on the same road as mine, will have to spruce myself up and wear my sunday best next time i'm down there. I'm usually alright looking but i'm ebin tier today.
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How can i watch the Mayweather - McGregor fight for free, lads?
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Does anybody know any decent deepweb markets these days?

HANSA Market was pretty good but got shut down over a month ago. Used to buy great edibles from it.
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Just used an Amazon voucher to buy Wipeout Omega Collection for PS4 desu. Will be here tomorrow.
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>>39317292
I would imagine /sp/ will have a stream.
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>>39317286
yeah, getting fat. In the worst way.

Not like a chubby cute way, more of a aging her faster way. She went from a qt early 20s to a fat late 30s in about 9 months.
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>>39317181
yeah, i'm a desperate kissless virgin but i've never even asked a girl out before.
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>>39316981
oh gosh

more?
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just found Mad Max for 1.99 in Tesco. Got my film to watch when I have a few cheeky spliffs later
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>>39317325
Damn thats quick! Maybe she shouldnt be working in a chippy.
It fascinates me how quickly some people can pile it on. I had a mate who went from string bean lanky to mr blobby in less than a year. Know plenty of girls that do it too, usually after breakups. Maybe its a trauma thing.
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>>39317372
alrite tilde lad
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>>39317372
i just got this for a fiver yesterday
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so desperate for pussy that I'm considering joining a church. Is there any horny milfs or single girls in their 20s who attend or is it mainly just oaps and middle aged couples?
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>>39317372
you'll really like it tilde, hopefully the marijuana will help your appetite
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>>39317378
*shrug*

Local mcdonalds takes on qts and the balloon up too. Always grills, never lads.
They're either eating a fuck tonne behind the scenes or the fat seeps through their pores.
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>>39317389
Not Tilde, lad. I hate trannies.
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snapped at my boss the other day
he hasn't spoken to me since
NEETdom might be on the cards again lads
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>>39317372
What's wrong with your thumb mate
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>>39317106
that's what my sister does. get an enjoyable car ride home with her whinging.
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>>39317419
what happened Iad
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>>39317405
How's princess fiona lad?
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@39317372
I've seen this greentext
stop trying to regurgitate content for (you)s
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>>39317372
don't throw it up
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>>39317399
weird, its always chubby cute girls at my nearest mcdonalds. i only see lads in the kitchen. i get nervous everytime i order. i think they're putting in those self serve machines soon though thank god
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>>39317423
Nothing is wrong with my thumb
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>>39317372
People buying physical DVDs is alien to me lad, why not just torrent it?
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>>39317486
Oldies dont know how. Buying physical shit from shops is more comfortable for them.
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>>39317399
I see the mcdonalds balloon effect too. Its weird though, the girls i know that work in pubs havent become alcies.
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>>39317433
combination of things
>tired because fucked sleep schedule
>relapsed on sobriety
>got shafted on my pay twice
>no money, diet of instant noodles
>getting shit at home for using too much leccy
>getting more shit for being up all night and making noise
>public transport because car is dead
my boss spent the shift chin wagging with a colleague then left me to do an entire unit by myself whilst he fucked off to do god know what
when he comes back I ask him where he's been coz the unit was a fucking state and I could have used the help and then he says (get this);
>you need to be quicker than you are being
and I just saw red
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>>39317295
DM was great but hear it might be compromised. Looking into some other ones I'll let the thread know if I'm successful.
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>>39317501
*ogres don't know how
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currently in asdas lads what do I pick up?
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ffs lads mum bought me a beef pot noodle instead of a bombay badboy
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Yesterday's curry is doing a number on me
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>>39317513
I worked in a pub when I was 18. It's the best way of stopping drinking.
The depressing feeling of serving the regulars who come in at 10am and drink a pint, fights, kids spending all day in the pub as both parents get pissed.
Combined with -
Cleaning up spilt/stale beer, abuse and threats, cleaning up spew in the middle of the bar, gippos trying to shake you down and cleaning the drip trays at the end of the day.

really puts you off.
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>>39317372
Nice larping, faggot. That trollcave pic has been around for years.
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>>39317598
>gippos trying to shake you down

how so?
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>>39317598
>ankh tattoo on the vag

lewd
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>>39317635
>on the vag
Learn your anatomy.
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>>39310107
That is certainly not bad. Well done, dear friend.
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>do really well in a game
>teammate sends me a friend request and asks me to play with him
>im actually really shit and that match was just a fluke
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>>39317612
groups would come in and come to the bar at once almost swarming us barking orders, usually at busy times.
They'd hand you 50s and you'd refuse service unless they had anything smaller (not enough change). Then they'd neck as much of the pint in the process (hard to explain).
Or, argue you gave wrong change and have a group of them bellowing at you. Threatening you with violence and death. One of the other hires at the time - a girl my age would fold all the time and basically dish out money.
Sometimes they'd wait for really quiet periods and come in saying *owner* left some money for them, when replying you knew nothing about it so can't comply they would again - thraten you.

They're just looking to get people to bend to their whim and an 18 year old lad behind a bar on his own is an easy target.
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>>39317689
Bikinis are not authentic to the ancient egyptian period
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>tfw wore girl clothes to work

Going to come out soon desu

>>39317445
Leave my hands alone! I'm very self conscious desu lads

>>39317546
Packet of fruit pastilles and some coke zero vanilla desu anon
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>>39317708
>girl clothes

if it was fucking jeans and a hoodie again it doesnt count tilde, go hard or go home
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>>39317708

>Going to come out soon desu

you think its necessary? everyone knows you're a flaming bender.
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>>39316854
>Phone
>Games
Just please. Learn what the word game means. Lmao
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>>39317708

Surely you're already 'out' if you're crossdressing at work now
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>>39317739
are you a 1337 pwnerer?
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>>39317694
They should be. I knew I had a thing for brown grills the moment I saw Cleopatra in history textbooks
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>guys what's 2+2?
>I've seen a study that shows it can be anything between 1 and 64
>that doesn't seem logical to me
>FUCK OFF, I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A DICK
>YEAH MAN, YOU ASKED FOR HELP YOU PRICK
>FUCK OFF IF YOU DON'T WANT OUR HELP

how to avoid these situations?
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>>39317732
H-haha maybe I'll be wearing skirts outside this time next year

Do you crossdress or are a tranny anon?

>>39317733
I'm not sure. Think my family think I'm gay but not a tranny. Wearing makeup and stuff at home sounds really comfy

>>39317742
I haven't told anyone IRL except my GP. Wonder if anyone's noticed my transition so far
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>>39317779
Don't ask what's 2+2.
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>>39317780
why walk around in public with a target painted on your back?
is your kink humiliation?
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>>39317780
dont do tomorrow what you can do today, put on a skirt you pussy

>Do you crossdress or are a tranny anon?
i did when i was like 14 so people in online games would give me free shit
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ffs lads, pulled a muscle in my arm at the gym, I don't think I'm going to be able to have a wank today, proper gutted
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>>39317739
Look out guys, we have a 100% hardcore gamer over here.
What's your K/D bruh?
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>>39317779
Calculators
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>>39317791
>>39317829
fucking geniuses in this thread
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>>39317821
Just use your other hand, fampai.
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>>39317840
FUCK OFF, I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A DICK
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I'm not addicted to weed lads I just desperately need it and can't deal with life without it, and get disproportiantely upset when I don't have any. h-haha.
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>>39317857
You sound like you might be addicted, lad.
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whos autistic enough to buy f1 2017 and play a whole season of full length races?
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Britfeel will now devolve into a 30 minute debate on whether or not weed is degenerate
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is it too early to start drinking?
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>>39317876
of course weed is degenerate, it wouldn't be illegal if it weren't
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>>39317876

There's no debate lad, it is.
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>>39317871
My brother. He plays all of them.
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>>39317897
nah lad
I had an orange juice as soon as I got up
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>>39317876

britfeel is shit during ebin's downtime
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>>39317897
It is never too early to drink.
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>>39317898
I agree anon, there are better things to be doing than getting stoned, you could use the time positively to better youself

>>39317900
Looks like I was wrong, glads to see the good moral fiber of britfeel
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Meat eaters = Hitler
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>>39317928
Wtf, I'm HitIer now?
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>>39317928
I knew eating meat was right
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>>39317922
Why is wasting time immoral?
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>>39317931
From a moral stand point I see no difference
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>hugging qt crush
>across the shoulders while she's using her laptop
>in her bed, under a warm blanket
>head rests where her shoulder meets her
neck

>wake up
>she rejected me 13 months ago


for what purpose?
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>>39317963
Maybe you're blind.
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>loads of qt romanian hookers have just turned up in my area when i search adultwork
>probably gonna be 99% bait and switch scams
>almost certainly gonna see one and instantly regret it when i get there
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>>39317976
Should have given her the chad plowing instead of the virgin hug
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first for pastie sandwhiches are the best sandwhich
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>some jack russell tried to bite my dog
>dog doesnt seem hurt, guy apologises and i go home
>check my dog more closely
>has a scratch millimeters from his eye

gonna kill that fucking rat if i see it again
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>>39317997

>you will never plow with the authority and aggression of a chad
>you will always move in and out of her slowly, like a beta, knowing full well if you go too quick you'll nut
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>>39317857
Got a friend who says the same shit
>I'm not addicted I can stop whenever I want
>I just smoke every single day and can't sleep without it
Yea ok bud
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>>39318019

Haha jokes on you, I've death gripped myself to the point where I find it impossible to cum during sex
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>>39317956
Its a infinite resource, wasting a resource is immoral. Irresponsibly using a infinite reason is wasteful. Wastefulness is immoral. Wastefulness is immoral because it implies a level of lack of self control and respect for ones self.

Before you hit me with "Weed use is relaxing, I am using the time for rest" I like to say that my experience with weed users has been that after a joint they are fairly useless for the rest of the day. Just wishing to chill about. Now their is nothing wrong with wanting to chill out (I am doing it right now) but the difference is that am I recovering from going to the gym.

There is a case to be made "What if I went to the gym and then smoked a joint to rest" but then I'd argue something to the effect that smoking has other effects. But that is outside the scope of the question.
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>youtube layout redesigned
>comment section now above the video
>millions of videos made outdated over night
would be the most autistic april fools prank ever
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>>39317997
Does /britfeel/ do the virgin jack-off or the chad ball-drain?
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>>39317922
As if any of the anti-weed people here spend any time bettering themselves. They all probably spend 16 hours a day playing computer games and shitposting here.

The only reason they never smoked weed is because they don't have any friends. Now they see it as a "normie" thing and it's just part of the sour grapes narrative they've built to cope with their shit, lonely lives.
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been lucky at this wedding. no family here so don't have to stumble my way through awkward conversations.
fucking had to pose for photos but refused to be in more than 2. also,mother of bride did a right speech started with in the words of bob marley. good lass.
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>>39318044
>Its a infinite resource, wasting a resource is immoral
How can you waste something that's infinite?
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>>39318061
Shite, meant finite, thats just me being a willy, do excuse
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>>39318020
To be fair, althought I'll concede I'm probably addicted, I don't smoke until after 5, and in the past 3 months I've had 3 full weeks without.

It's more like. my life is so empty and pointless that without a fews spliffs to look forward to, I struggle to find motivation to do anything. I need it to look forward to.
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>>39318044
The fact you are posting here is proof you don't use your time productively. You could be reading a book while "recovering from the gym"
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>>39318043
>Cum too soon
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
>Can't cum at all, still rock hard but your body is exhausted
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
>Can't cum at all, then go soft
ARE YOU FUCKING GAY?
>Just not feeling it, dont manage to get hard
ARE YOU FUCKING GAY?

Yes, men are the ones who have it easy.
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>>39318044
I don't actually smoke myself, I just think this touches on some interesting concepts.
Assuming that your lack of self-control is limited to activities that don't impact others, why is it immoral to lack self-control or self-respect?
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>gastric bypass: update video!
>uploaded 3 years ago

shadenfraude up the arse
feels good knowing I'm better than these rich, fat cunts
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>Being normie enough to actually be able to buy weed
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>>39318109
He'll be dead soon dont worry
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>>39318057

I have friends, have been offered weed, and have never accepted. Although most of my close friends are anti-weed anyway. I could get weed easily, I just don't want to.
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>>39318114
You've hit right on the head. This is why people here hate weed. Until fairly recently you needed a network of friends to obtain it.
>>39318122
Haha, sure lad. Whatever you say.
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Maybe it's just cause I'm almost 30, but have you noticed shops seem to be all staffed with teenagers now?

I went into Halfords earlier and no one looked over 20, felt like asking for an adult.
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>>39318130

Why would I want to buy weed? I'm not exactly clued up on how much it costs, but its far more expensive than smoking tobacco.
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Everyone I know is a fucking turbo normie who only got better looking with age, like most of them are legit model tier and I live in the shithole of east london. It reminds me that the people I interact with online are outliers and aren't representative of the norm.
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>>39318075
I've been spending my rest time discussion with folks on the internet interesting sociality issues.

I'm improving my ability to reason, I'm learning new information, I'm practicing typing, spelling and grammar as well as my ability to interact with people. Not everything about the chan has to be toxic and awful. In someways the website has helped make me a better person.

>>39318091
First of all, I'd argue that there is no action that truly doesn't impact other. eg you buy weed, that funds crime, crime is bad for society.

But lets say you were on a desert island with a big ol pile of weed to smoke. Self control and self respect are vital skills here. You could spend your time smoking weed, and you'd probably end up staving to death. This is because you'd either smoke and then go find food high, which would limit your ability to find food, or ignore your hunger and just keep smoking.

I think a lot of our rules governing mortality stem from the ideas of how best to survive. Self reliance, self control and self respect all help you survive, therefor it is moral to be all these things.
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>>39318154
Effects aer very different and also it doesn't kill you
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>>39318155
That's because the ugly shut-in losers stay inside their homes and you don't see them.
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>>39318173

No of course not, the magic weed chemicals make you live to 165, right?
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>>39318166
>improving my ability to reason
>on 4chan
>in /r9k/ of all boards
How's that A+ argumentative essay coming along?
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>>39318144
because shops now don't offer a 'knowledgable sales person to guide you through the process' experience

most people going into halfords do so because they need something that day - otherwise they'd buy from amazon for half the price. So everyone there knows what they need.

Same for somewhere like homebase or currys.
You'll always have the odd person come in clueless but it doesn't happen now.
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>>39318154
Depends how much you smoke vs. how many cigarettes. But a 20 pack of fags is nearly a tenner these days. Plenty of people smoke 20 fags a day, but I don't know anyone who smokes ten quid worth of weed a day.

>>39318166
>ignore your hunger

Mate it's clear that you don't have a clue what you are talking about. That, and the way you are trying to convince yourself that time spent on here is productive. If anything you're degrading your ability to interact with people.
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Huge fucking fly in my room ffs
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>>39318166
people can function on weed lad. why would it stop you collecting food. i go fishing hunting with guns sometimes and i am always high.
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>>39318180
It's easy to slip into the mindset that shit you see on youtube and here is common knowledge and that everyone knows about the e-celebs you do. I had to learn the hard way that 95% of people don't - even so called "nerds" i've met IRL don't know about anything outside facebook.
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>>39318208
kill it my dude
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>>39318187
Why do discussions have to be like this? Literally all I said was 'marijuana's effects are different to tobacco's' and straight away you respond with that retarded strawman. Fuck off if you can't have a discussion like a normal person
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>>39318208
Stop posting these wojaks, they're scary
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>>39318187
Are you an idiot?

Unsurprisingly not original.
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>>39318220

You implied tobacco kills you, whereas cannabis doesn't. You're wrong. Both Cannabis and Tobacco have negative health effects, cannabis even worse than tobacco.
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>>39318018
Always carry a solid weapon for occasions like this. Theres nothing wrong with killing an untrained mutt.
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>>39318196
>Implying I only use /r9k/
>Implying that britfeel isn't the best thread on this board
>Implying britfeel isn't one of the best threads on this website

Improving doesn't mean good, just means better than once was

>>39318207
Ignore your hunger anon here, how does this website degrade my ability to interact with others?

>>39318212
Sorry mate, this is a brit only thread, I can I see you passport and feelvisa
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>>39318244
>britfeel is one of the best thread on this website
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>>39318221
Ok
Orginally
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>>39318234
>cannabis even worse than tobacco
*citation needed *

I'm not saying that weed cures cancer and makes you live to 200 and I'm not denying that it can have negative health effects either but I don't think it's worse than tobacco
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>>39318244
i've had this before. air rifles lad.
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>>39318257
>You have 12 minutes to name 10 general threads that are better than britfeel
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>>39318234
>Cannabis even worse than tobacco

Cannabis is worse for your lungs than tobacco if you measure it ounce by ounce, but tobacco smokers smoke MUCH more tobacco than cannabis smokers. At least 20-30x more.
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>>39318237
Imagine pulling out a knife and stabbing some little 15 pound dog

If you can't defend your dog with your hands and feet then you're not a man
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>Stop smoking
Originally
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>>39318281
The hug your family threads for one. So comfy and wholesome
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>>39318308
i would but i'm not a quitter
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>>39318314
But l live alone.
>>
testing my posts
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Can I claim PIP if I'm on ESA fordepression/anxiety?
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constantly believe retarded myths like where as in reality, studies show that 1 (of many) chemical in cannabis can limit growth of some cancer cells under lab conditions, while ignoring the other carcinogenic chemicals.
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>>39318323
>women
Fucking hate these meme bans that have been coming out recently. Here's another one that pissed me off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNM8Tg9pvDU
>>
Try posting the word

c..a..n..n..a..b..i..s

without dots
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The regional championship is tomorrow, lads. Shiiting myself desu..this is my first big danceoff
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>>39318330
I was joking lad, it's some creepy incestuous fantasy shit.They've also come up with these 'personalities' too
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>>39318359
cannabis
what now
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>>39317897
i'm drinking. at a wedding though so people can't moan. supping preseco and black current juice at moment stuffing my face with mini quiches.
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>>39318294
I carry a metal bar in my backpack. You never know if its going to be a German Shepherd you're fighting off or a Twat Russell.
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>>39318352
Hey man I was in the /mu/ thread to

theres a banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM
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>>39318373
ahahaha made you do it
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>>39318373
>You're nicked mate
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Canard beak? Like a duck's beak?
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>>39318404

i was framed by a black guy, he went that way -->
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>>39318388
Don't browse /mu/ anymore lad, it's a shithole

I liked that song though, time to listen to some Death Grips
>>
Why does being an adult virgin mean you want to stop other people enjoying their lives?
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>>39318430

Care to add some context to that?
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>>39318420
>He didn't look like this did he?
>He's been responsible for the thief of Digger and triggers, the criminal
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>>39318430
There are a lot of bitter virgins but don't pretend that normalfags don't fuck people over all the time. having sex /=/ being well adjusted
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>>39318440
It's everything. Every time I think about normies having fun I just want to stop it in every way I can.
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>>39318347
Doubtful. You have to have a proper brain disorder or a physical impairment.
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>>39318440
I believe he's referring to virgin spree killers
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>Ebins dad

All makes sense now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhsq06EJGJw
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>>39318448
No, he actually looks like this.
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>>39318470
Thom Yorke is looking rough
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just spilt a coffee all over a customer's bag at work. feel like crying. they were really nice about it but i'm so embarrassed.

wish i was at home NEETing out. minimum wage slaving is awful.
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>>39318451
You're miserable so you hate seeing other people enjoying life while you don't. It's not rocket science.
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How do we summon ebin to wake up
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>>39318449
this tbqh. lots of everyday people are bitter and will fuck people over. lots of normies will betray friends just so they can get some pussy.
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>>39318488
Exactly. Fuck weed and fuck normies.
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>>39318510
Everyone here needs to get on their knees and pray towards Filey
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>>39318519

>tfw weed hating normie
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fed up now screaming kids everywhere. fucking weddings are boring lads, might have to fuck off and go watch tv in my mum and stepdads hotel room after food. fucking night do doesn't start till 7. i was hoping to be home n in front of monitor before then.
>>
alright lads using a video, got my white side and little t on each side
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>>39318543
You can't be a normie and hate weed. You can be a normie and choose not to smoke weed, but to actively hate it is non-normie by definition.

Claiming otherwise is like claiming you can be a normie and hate all music.
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>>39318543
tbf i don't care if people want to smoke weed, but the people that put a big emphasis on it are massive knobheads
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>>39318582
i think the definition of a normie is too vague. what people consider normal at the end of the day depends on their environment. i still use the word normie but its honestly a retarded meme.
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Don't kiss in public
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>>39318323
>>39318352

NPR tiny desk annoys the fuck out of me. Not even sure why, even when Chance was on he caught the 'tiny desk faggotry', started out like .. well i guess we'll.. uh.. play some music, huh?
Er yeah? Like any other gig innit mate, except in a pretentious 'spot'.

That girlpool band are actual wank, if they were 2 lads making the same generic shit they'd get zero attention, and rightfully so.
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>>39318486
please someone give me some positive thoughts please lads.
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>>39318651
You got up today and went to work, that's an achievement beyond me right now. Congratulations and give yourself some credit.
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>>39318651
accidents happen lad. try not to dwell on it. hope the rest of your day has been more pleasant
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>>39318651
You got britfeel backing you up lad, if your ever in the south Cambridgeshire area and need a hand, you can hit me up
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I want to hit the gym but I just had breakfast like an hour ago.
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>>39318651
>>39318651

someone is being told every few minutes that they have a terminal illness.

you'll be ok m9
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>>39318643
I fucking hate having to walk behind couples or be behind them in line for a service. Couples magnify the self-centered aspect of humans drastically. It's like they think life is a story about their relationship.

Humans are truly disgusting to me.
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>>39318686
wish i was one of them desu
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>>39318678
>tfw former fatty
>scared of the gym
don't want to be aushwitz any more
I need someone to show me what to do
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>>39318698
>tfw sitting beside a girl giving her bf a handjob in the cinema
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New thread lads, get in here

>>39318685

>>39318685

>>39318685

>>39318685

>>39318685

GET FUCKED ROBOT, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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How the fuck do you stop videos from playing on popped out windows on Facebook Android?
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>>39318678
did you have owt good. i missed breakfast and am starving now.
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>>39318716
>not joining in
wewlad
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>>39318708
>I need someone to show me what to do
Just stick to the simple machine? They're pretty idiot-proof and you can't really go wrong with them.
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>>39318323
wow, a "manic pixie dream girl" in 2017
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>>39318716
lean over and whisper
>if any of that goes on me i'll spray mine over you 2 pervs
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>>39318352
>We put girl in our name because its more important to know we're female than talented
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>>39318363
Best of luck lad, keep the traditions alive. Do it for the pride of /britfeel/
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>>39309739
Salt and Vinegar master race reporting in. Fuck all the other flavours
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>>39317372
I recognize that toe!
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