How many virgin robots think they'll probably end up losing

>>39415664
I lost my virhinity to a hooker. I still fuck escorts regularly but have since had gfs and normal hook ups and tinder flings

I have a gf right now actually. Gonna dump her in 2 weeks once she is a little settled into university so that she doesn't get too depressed

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Virgin robot here. My plan is to pay a hooker once I turn 30 whilst still being a virgin. I came up with this plan when I was 20. I'm 27 and so far I managed to protect my virginity. In a way I'm keeping it for a very special... whore. fml.

Anyone considering fucking a hooker should go to a hippie gathering. A lot of the women there will fuck robots.

>>39415664
This is a pathetic thing to do. You've truly ascended when you no longer care about your virginity anymore and truly become a full fledged robot

>>39415754
Dude, just lose it already. How do you still have it at 27? Been living in the sewers?

>>39415862
>ugly guys dont exist
Can you be this blind?

>>39415664
Threads like this have seriously gotten me thinking what percentage of the average prostitute's clients are robots.

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>>39415862
Son, the will of a wizard-to-be is unshakeable. The only way I'm losing my virginity before 30 is if I end up in actual relationship with a girl (female). And I can't even imagine that happening.

>>39415972
Some whores refuse to take virgin clients. Even they hate robots.

>>39415901
>ugly don't have sex
Most guys having sex are ugly. Stop making excuses so you don't have to try.

>>39415972
Very low, most of them are probably old married men. >>39416035 is right, alot of them won't even fuck younger guys or virgins.

>>39416072
I'm not him but I'm 25 and I've tried. I swiped right on tinder hundreds of times and got no matches. Pretty sure a bald loser with no money and a shitty personality can't get sex without paying for it.

>>39416084
>alot of them won't even fuck younger guys or virgins.

why the fuck not?

Am I the only robot that refuses to pay a hooker to take my virginity? I don't really want to bother, seems like too much money for the amount of questionable fun you might have. 29 year old wizard apprentice here.

>>39416111
You'll cave eventually. You'll feel your health decline and decide that you don't want todie having never fucked a pussy.

>>39415664
Sauce?? oregno

>>39416162
when my health "declines" I will just go on a killing rampage with a flamethrower (legal in the US).

>>39416162
I doubt it. I'll be disappointed but if I ever really get to that point I'll probably just by a tenga or something.

>>39415664

I'd rather blow my brains out than lose it to some whore.

>>39415664
i would have already done it if i knew how to without getting murdered or arrested

>>39416275
Lower your standards. You might actually get results.

>>39415664
I plan on keeping my virginity.

>>39416106
prob cause younger men/virgins dont know how to treat women

>>39416106
They're bullshitting. All the escorts I know enjoy being visited by virgins because A) they're too shy to try anything rough, B) they don't expect the world and the girl can lead the encounter, and C) apparently it's cute/amusing. What they don't like are dickheads, people with poor hygeine, hagglers, etc.

I'm 27 now. Probably get a hooker when I'm 35.