/britfeel/

First for never-ending suffering

just started watching League of Gentlemen lads, fuck I've been missing out

Second for Queen and Country

>tfw epilating face
its hard being a faggot

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fifth for reeeeeCATCHApaki

>>35970047
That's just idiotic

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>Every day is like Sunday
>Every day's uncomfy and gay

>>35970081
you're uncomfy and gay lmao

>>35970070
im not using an epilator machine.
im using a tool that plucks multiple hairs out at once. its not idiotic epilation existed before the 1980s dumbass. its just vain.

>>35970081
>Had a few days off
>Feels like I've had no time off at all now.

Tried having a wank to just a picture a while ago. Took me about 25 minutes, I was sweating buckets by the end of it.

You guys remember Jahans? I wonder what he's up to

>>35970100
SSRIs I'm guessing.

First meal of the day after working out with tons o drugs now im confused after a massive duscount spree on tesco

>thick cut back bacon
>english muffins
>cream cheese
>strawberry milk and choco brownie milk
>green thai curry with jasmine rice
>finest pulled pork and nachos
>chicken chow mein
>pirk chops
>also have garlic cheese kievs but they suck


Im at a severe impass.

Make nice sandwiches and brownie milk or have some porkchops with a side of curry and rice or noodles.

Or maybe pulled pork n nachos.

Fuck me mates.

Looking out the window is giving me a suntan.

cancer outside lads

Don't risk it

>>35970119
Must be it, fuck those I'm getting off them.

>>35970119
It's amazing that people haven't figured out that SSRIs fuck up your ability to wank ON PURPOSE.
It's to force you to devote that energy to something else.

That's what happens when you let normals develop medicine.

>tfw you will never be 15 again and spend your weekends playing dreamcast with your friends before going to parties to drink alcopops and listen to garage music

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>>35970146
>dreamcast
Ever play Power Stone?

>>35970146
Shenmue was top tier comfy

>>35970169
Shenmue 2 was objectively superior.

Do I need a passport to move to the Falklands?

>>35970061
buy a pass

>>35970044
>crown and country?

>>35970087
jest a woman on the inside and a lets be friends on the outside with a penis

>>35970039
wish I could watch it for the first time again

it annoys me that it has a laugh track but luckily series 3 gets rid of it

>>35970227
>crown and country?
What did he mean by this?

>>35970229
series 1 and 3 on netflix, but just gonan download 2

computer games used to bring me joy, now they stress me out
don't know what to do to pass the time besides get wasted

Any of you chavs want to buy some beta-blockers?
I've got buckets of propanolol/inderal left over since I get prescribed far more than I use, so I can let them go on the cheap.

>>35970226

Ask Azulad

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Any lads got a stutter? A proper one, I mean. Not like a little bit when you get nervous.

Pretty sure other people think it means I'm retarded. Like I've got a learning disability or some sort of general mental impairment.

>>35970281
Propranolol is pretty shite to be desu

>>35970247

Its the crown not the crown wearer sheirly

>first coronation of your life time eh kid

>>35970281
you realize those drugs have 0 recreational value at all you fucking autist
>i got that propranolol plug my mans got anxiety n shit

I cant even go for a walk in the day time without dying inside, so fucking sick of this.

>>35970330
o-only on 4-...

4chan.


i-i d-do cause its a cu-

-
cute

Watching that fat coal burner Dawn French give an annoying Paki kid some attention on ITV

>>35970281
fucking yes
I tried to get on beta blockers but my nerves kicked in before the appointment and I flaked
hit me up: [email protected]

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>>35970414
Tell me about it anon, tell you your woes

>>35970047
I do this, just because having hair stubs that are too short to shave left on my cheeks or chin drives me fucking mad and I'll scratch at myself if I don't tweeze or epilate them out.

>>35970161
>>35970161
I don't think so, heard it's decent though, I may buy it.

>>35970169
It is a comfy game, been playing it a bit recently, the pacing can be a bit slow sometimes

>>35970190
never played much of that, I just remember some shit stealing your bag at the start

>>35970449
i'm too used to loitering around in the night, when i go out in the day my thoughts go fucking sporadic, even worse when i'm listening to music.

don't get me started on driving in the day time, rational thought seems to be blown out the park

somone kick my head in please, need some fucking sense knocked into me

Lads, gonna treat myself to a Deliveroo as it's Sunday and I cannot be fucked to cook.

Should I order in Japanese or Thai?

Can't decide and I need to order soon. You lads have taste.

>>35970190
Didn't like the vibe of that as much, hanging around is a quiet little town was better.

>>35970268
Maybe you're playing the wrong games lad, try something uncompetitive like Katamari or Rollercoaster Tycoon

>>35970480
You tried getting /fit/ and /lit/?

>>35970330
yeah and then ur "friends" imitate your stutter
being mentally ill sucks senpai ppl just dont have any awareness of it.

>>35970464
Yes he does, it's some dumb kid who asks for protection then when you put your bag down to put up your dukes he lols at you and nicks your stuff.

>>35970489
Depends how much you wanna eat lad, I'd say if you wanna gorge a bit go thai if you want something light go jap

>>35970489
Get yourself a five guys burger and fries

>>35970519
Sub > dub ask /a/ and they will tell you the same

>reddit decides to make a community where you can draw as a community
>gets filled with commie filth and rick and morty within a day
Wew

>>35970525
yeah probably
I'm recording footage and it makes my nerves go haywire when I'm on a good run

>>35970555
Yeah but its not like you have an option in the matter, sub 1 would beat sub 2.

Although one of my fave memories with a mate of mine is us in hysterics over the voice acting in Shen1

>>35970529
nah man i'm already pretty /fit/ i'm just thick as fuck, with no motivation to learn, wouldn't surprise me if the cause of it all was wasting away on my computer desu

>>35970574
Ya need some more discipline in your life, you can always join the army?

>>35970557
Just had a look at it
you can tell it's being moderated massively because there isn't any trump on it

>>35970611
i know mate, would if i could but i've got asthma so that option is out the window

Memes aside, what's Rochdale like to work and live in?

I work in Bury at the moment (the next town over), and it's pretty nice. But I'm a Teaching Assistant, and contracts usually last a year or two. My contracts due up relatively soon, and there's a few good looking jobs in Rochdale, but i've never actually been.

Any ideas lads?

>>35970666
Think there are much nicer places you could live round there mate.

>>35970621
r/the_donald tried to get something on there but apparently an infinite amount of pixels from the server side so I imagine it was quickly painted over

>>35970646
Thats a rough one, you just gotta find something in life that makes you want to go

>>35970666

Rochdale is fine if you're Asian.

If you're not, move as far away as possible.

The South of Manchester is nice, if a little expensive.

>>35970679
Yeah I figured as much. At the moment, I live in Ramsbottom (which is fucking top tier place to live in) and work in Bury. I was just wondering what Rochdale was like. It seems like it's just filled with roving paki rape gangs

>>35970666
The only good things about Rochdale are the Spoons near the new bus station and the new bus station. How do you find working with people of another race?

>>35970680
Wouldn't be shocked if they coded it to undo anything major participants on there do anyway.

>>35970740
I'm not really a fan of it. At the moment I work in a SUPER catholic school, and EVERYONE is as white as white can be. Super nice place to work

>>35970407
I literally said in the post that I use it myself

>>35970538
I can still do what they can do. I'm not mentally ill in the limiting sense. Not like I'm any dumber than them.
Haven't heard anyone at work imitating it, yet, though. That'd piss me right off.

>>35970760
There has been some pretty interesting back and forth between a group of users making a UK and USA flag and a group of users who are making European Union flags

>>35970762
Then you're about to make a terrible mistake.

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>>35969975
Sunday interracial edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites boy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw-dXp7V7bk

>>35970666
Rochdale is literally one of the worst towns in Greater Manchester. It's up there with Oldham.

I can think of few things worse than moving from comfy Bury to Rochdale. I'd seriously consider commuting. Why can't you do that?

>>35970666
Had a night out there once for my sister and her friends. Had several chav mobiles full of Pakis drive past shouting "dirty white slags" and "suck my cock, you white pig" I couldn't imagine living there

>>35970904
I'll likely do that. I just hate the idea of driving. Don't get me wrong, I've had a license for like 10 years, I just have an irrational fear of driving.

I guess I'll have to bite the bullet rather than work in Rochdale. It sounds like a trainwreck

>>35970904
Oldham is superior since it has a decent town centre

>>35970740
Majority of teachers here are still white

>>35970713
Central Rochdale is 90% paki and 10% invading eastern euro

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Just order a 5 guys, to hungover from last night to do anything, just feel a little fucked, someone hold me

>>35970970

Were they driving Yaris's and Golfs?

I don't know why but Paki's seem to love these cars. Whenever I see them driving badly or cutting me up I always think "Don't be a racist, they might be white".

But they never are....

>>35970977
Rochdale is safe and has lots of cheap takeaways
And the outer borough is beautiful
That's the plus

>>35970977
You might be ok. 65% is white (worse than I thought though...) so there must be some predominantly white areas you can move in to. It won't be as nice as Ramsbottom, but you also don't have to be stuck in a ghetto with Amir neither.

Check the areas around the schools you plan to work at. All you need is that 1 decent area to make it seem tolerable.

>>35971066
love me a five guys, pretty pricey tho

>>35971073

>Rochdale
>safe

Pick one. It's the child rape capital of the UK, sharing the title with Rotherham which is another absolutely shit hole.

I would seriously advise against Rochdale. I don't even like driving through it.

>>35971091
To pricey mate, but good scratch, got my Road wars on youtube on, getting comfy and all but feels like my guts are made of paste

Family went to a wedding

Got 5 quid from dad for a takeaway

>>35971079
The white areas are complete shitholes, stereotypical chav lands

I live on the edge of paki territory btw

>>35971098
These days the whites willingly submit themselves to pakis

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>>35971066
Get it down you bud and get plenty of fluids!

>cute girl at work that's always very happy to see me
>from what I can tell she's never the same around anyone else
>says I smell nice whenever I can be bothered to put on aftershave
>always asks about my plans after my shifts
>been contemplating asking her out for the past 2 weeks
>just checked her normiebook and she has a boyfriend

why the fuck is this all a game to them

>>35971162
I'm on it lad, please post more cute animals, its helping

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>>35971180
that I can do

>>35971124
Pakis really do have little man syndrome and a massive inferiority complex when it comes to whites.

>>35971205
Yea you better hide your face. Those teeth are fucking atrocious

what u lads listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7iLFuapeY8

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>>35971180
>please post more cute animals
here you go lad

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>>35971180
you getting better in this pic

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>>35971242
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW ORIRR

>>35971214
Just like whites when it comes to blacks

I should get some sleep in prep for Wrestlemania

>>35971177
>says I smell nice
She's into you lad, could have her if you wanted.

But I will say if she cheats on her bf with you then she'll cheat on you if someone better comes along

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I love doggos

>>35971311
Not really, what's there to feel inferior about? The "bbc" myth created by Jews to sell a category of porn that doesn't do well financially?

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>>35971414
So do I, I honestly think they're too good for us.

is it worth going to uni if you're poor and there is nothing in particular you want to study?

>>35971422
>a category of porn that doesn't do well financially?
>actually knowing this

Yeah, you're not obsessed at all

I want a German Shepherd

>>35971447
No, Uni is pretty shit, get a trade or join the army

>>35971447
Sure, it's not like you have to pay anything back until you earn over like 21 grand anyway

Or put it off for a few years until you do decide. No one gives a fuck if you're in your early 20s and just starting Uni, except teenagers and who cares about those

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>>35971455
I want a Blue Heeler

>>35971455
I want a toy poodle

>>35971484
Shoo, you!

>>35971454
I browse /pol/ nothing obsessive, you insecure little Paki nonce.

>>35971414
Need a pupper in my life

>>35971428
Called man's best friend for a reason.

>>35971493
>I browse /pol/
Insecure obsessed white boi starter pack

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>>35971490
Alright, lad. How's the bad taste?

On my way out today I saw 4 policemen arresting two whites outside a Premier corner shop

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>coming to summer time
>stuck on this god forsaken paki council estate so can't get a dog
>no comfy little town with lots of open fields and parks to play with a doggo on

Suffering

>>35971447

Mate, I went from a shitty council estate to uni and yeah my life is completely different now.
I don't want for nowt, but I had (and still have) a passion for what I studied.

That said, after 5 years in the industry, my degree is basically useless as my credentials have surpassed it.
The certificate is actually still in the envelope in the bottom my "junk drawer".

If you just want a better life, an apprenticeship really is the best route out of poverty.
There's a shortage in a lot of sectors, and a lot of money to be made, and it's decently-engaging work

>>35971519
>w..whites willingly submit to p..pakis

Absolute state of you.

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sometimes i dance to kpop in my room.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMqL1iWfku4&

this one is my favourite do do. other people do this right?

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She looks quite manly on webcam. Having second thoughts. I don't think I'll go through with it; with this one at least.

lads where do you pirate your music from?

>>35971603
Redacted
As an aside, I need to download a bunch of albums, do you have any recommendations?

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>>35971518
One day I hope to get a corgi puppy delivered like this.

>>35971603
Hi GCHQ, hows your day been?

>>35971603
I still buy physical CDs...

>>35971447
>is it worth going to uni if you're poor
I want this meme to stop, being poor or rich makes no difference of your ability to pay it back. If you're truly 'poor' then you pay nothing back anythings and once you earn start earning over 21k you pay 9% of whatever is over that amount. I'm on 22k a year and pay 9 quid a month.

>>35971603
>pirate your music

pffft. i never do that.

>>35971686
same here lad, i still listen to them on my walkman

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Any of you lads want to force a meme? (not that shitty monkey in a bowl of milk)

I'd be willing to lend some of my weaponised autism to get it off the ground.

>>35971696
If I have to hear another fucking idiot talk about "uni debt" I'm going to smack the shit out of them

You'd think being educated would make you understand basic bitch shit like this, but no, they still instead on whining like bitches about how they have "50k debt" like the bailiffs are going to come if you don't pay it all back

>>35971752
whats the meme lad?

>>35971696
this.

i dont know how this meme came about but it is a complete lie. you only start paying it back as this guy said until you start earning 21k. if you work a shit job after uni, you wont be paying any of it back. being from a working class background only makes things more difficult because you have not been prepared for uni.

honestly. the biggest problems is not knowing what you want to do. if you have no passion or drive for your study then you will have no ambition and probably wont try.

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>>35971752
I think we should bring back an old one - pic related

>>35971773

No, I'm saying if any of you lads have an idea for a meme of your own, I'd be willing to chip in forcing it.

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Its to warm

make is stop

>>35971787
I was hoping for goatise

>>35971787


>>35971752
>(not that shitty monkey in a bowl of milk)

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>>35971807
>people always remember goatse.cx
>people never remember this

>>35971663
We poison food and leave it laying around ion parks for dogs to get. There will be no dogs in our areas soon. Why do white people let dogs lick their face? Makes me sick

>>35971758
>>35971798
It's fucking dumb lads, I'm 90k in uni debt and I don't pay more a month than say someone with 40k debt. It's literally impossible for me to pay it back unless I start making over 40k a year. It just gets written off after 30 years anyways

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For anyone interested, this is how shipposting evolved over time

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/lethal%20dose%20of%20morphine/type/op/order/asc/

Lethal dose

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Fucking hell lads got a nasty spot around my pubes. Hurts like hell so I can't burst it. Normally I'd just put a plaster over it till the spot calms down enough to pop it, but there's no way I'm putting a plaster over that much hair.

What do I do lads?

>>35971839

Are you one of those lads who just refuses to grow up and stop studying at university, because you chose a shit tier degree?

I know someone in their mid-thirties who is still at uni dragging a phd out as long as he can.

>>35971839
How have you racked it up so high?

>>35971874
pics of it please

UNI IS SHIT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35971876
>>35971881
Kek nah lads
>had to do a foundation year because apparently my college course wasn't related enough to my degree
>the bachelors is 4 years

5 years at 9k a year for the course + 8k in maintenance loans

>>35971752
Was reading through these last night, funny how you can tell which are shiplad and which are not

>>35971876
>I know someone in their mid-thirties who is still at uni dragging a phd out as long as he can.

good for him. at least he can put off getting a job.
who wants to work 5 times a week when they can study instead

>>35971914

Ahh I see lad. Sorry for being presumptuous.

Well done for sticking it with it for that long though.

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>>35971834
Any of you lads old enough to remember lemon party

I always wanted to go to Uni :(

Too old now (30s), and I'd have to do like 2 years of college courses (which I couldn't afford) before they'd even accept me anyway.

>>35971603
Kazaa and Napster.

>>35971924

Well I guess you're right, but his phd means that he has to spend an awful lot of time writing stuff he doesn't really understand, which causes him a lot of stress.

I loved uni but I like having a structured job where I'm putting my skills to work. A phd all seems a bit futile unless it's in something stem related.

>>35971948
colud you maybe do something through the open university?

>>35971941

You're really twisting my melon, man.

close to forcing it, slow down

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I wish Shipman was here shitposting with us in /britfeel/

>>35971948

not necessarily. You can apply as a mature student and as long as you can show some kind of interest in the field and real life experience (plus basic maths and english skills) you can get into a shit tier one.

>>35971803
is it?

my gpu is idling at 5 degrees more than it normally does, but it doesn't feel that hot

>>35971948
if you're doing ok and dont have a strong passion for a subject, you dont need to go to uni.

also, you're in a completely different mind set than the 18 year olds starting uni. i went to uni at 21 and i still found all the 18 year olds annoying and childish

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>>35971838
>32,000 years of collaboration between dog and man must be wrong
>Because >muh hammed says so

>>35971964
>February 1 2000

I always thought Shipman was a murderer in the 70s-80s, bit wild that it was less than 20 years ago

>uni
Is there anything more normie

>>35971838
Good lad
Not a paki but I hate them too

>>35972023

He was active in the 70s, 80s and 90s

He was murdering hundreds of people for decades without getting close to being caught. That's how fucking based our beloved Ship was.

>>35971979
OU degrees are a meme. No-one takes them seriously. It's just something that bored housewives get to make it look like they're not lazy.

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we used to fuss when the landlord dissed us
no heat, wonder why christmas missed us
birthdays was the worst days
now we sip champagne when we thirsty

>>35971964
>I loved uni

i cant stand uni. i hate the culture, the skills i am learning on my course are completely meaningless. i am being taught how to write academically and how to research when they should know for a fact that near enough all the students are not going to become academic writers after they leave.

>>35972020
They are vermin. Do you let your dog lick your mouth like other white people? Does it sleep in your bed? White people are disgusting tbqh

>>35972048
>>uni
>Is there anything more normie

Going straight into work after school is far more normie, especially if it's a construction or engineering apprenticeship

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>>35971941
What about this classic gem

>>35972066
That's a lot of money lad, might as well giz us a hundred quid

>>35972066

Taking the end of day to the bank lad?

just passed comfortable five digits in the bank account, post-bills, feels good senpai

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>>35972097
It's alright but check this one out

>>35972085
>White people are disgusting tbqh
>Country is such a filthy shithole you all try desperatly to get into ours
Hmmm

>>35972106
Can't believe I got tricked like this.

>>35972105
nah lad i dont work

>>35972109
>ours
Britain is OURS now

>>35972048
>Not a paki but I hate them too
Alright there, Hamid

>>35972066
>Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis
>When I was dead broke, man, I couldn't picture this
>50-inch screen, money-green leather sofa
>Got two rides, a limousine with a chauffeur

>>35972154
Literally the only Biggie song I like

My knee just hurts when I keep it in the same position for too long now. I'm getting the body of an old man even though still pretty young and not even fat. This is shit.

Is there any snack comfier than a cheeky pork pie? Whats britfeels favourite mini pie? I fucking love cheese, pork and pickle pies from Morrisons

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>>35972085
tbqh i would rather kiss a dog than marry my cousin and have some kids with low iqs and congenital defects.

good bait though

>>35972066
>>35972154

you lads do realise that this biggy song was essentially made for the charts? its one of his poorer songs and doesent really capture the true style of biggie. still a good song though

>>35972048
I am a British Muslim, I am not of foreign background and my family is 100% Brit for so long that my great-great-great grandfather was a high ranking member of the army. In England, Islam is mostly a foreigners religion and most Muslims are Turks, Arabs or people from the Balkans or people of Turkish/Arab/Balkan descent in England. Unfortunately a lot of people in Germany and all through Europe hate us, think we are all terrorists and want us to leave. Even people who say that they are against Islamophobia are often Islamophobic in their hearts, because they hate Islam as it is and think it needs to be 'reformed' or changed to become more European (abandon correct values in certain areas) which is something even more dangerous than open hatred in my opinion.

How do we fight Islamophobia, make ourselves accepted in Europe and make the point that Islam and Islamic values is a religion of Europe just like Christianity and are just as much European values as Christian or secular values are? Muslims are under attack from left and right in politics, and as a person who loves his country very much it makes me sad to feel this hatred toward my faith, especially when I know that Islam is what Europe needs.

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>>35972154
pink used to be my least favourite colour b4 i got rich

>>35972109
lol little englander. more of us arrive here everyday, your women prefer brown men. fuck you and fuck your dogs we will continue to poison them

>>35972179
hit the gym fatty, thank me later

Just paid 30 bucks for a bottle of whiskey while rent is still due

I'm bad at this living alone thing

>>35972176
you must not be a fan of rap music

>Some subhuman paki shilling for Islam in thread.
>Amir shoves on his trip to make one inoffensive post
Ah yes very impressive. Only someone with rapist blood could think of something incredibly subtle.

>>35972218
I can't tell if it's Amir or not. I've seen him use about 4 trips over time, why would he change it, for what purpose

>>35972194
G O H O M E
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Jaffa Cakes are pretty great. Kinda thing that I keep on eating them even though I'm clearly full.

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Who's waifu should I jerk off to, lads?

>>35972213
What did you get?

I find whiskey a bit too expensive really

>>35972176
Can you leave your trip on when you make posts like this in future please:
>>35972145
>>35972085
>>35971838

>>35972235
He'll say something about being glad that police were killed and then change his trip so that if someone reports it to his workplace he can just say that isn't his tripcode.

>>35972235
some people are probably pretending to be him. for all we know it could just be a character. does anyone have any proof that he is real? like a time stamped picture

>>35972235
They were probably all him desu. He keeps trying to come across as liked then when he fucks up with his weird/paki beliefs he cries 'fake trip!'. He used to do it all the time when he didn't trip too.

>>35972207

So how much coke you move this week?

>>35972214
Not a fan of music in general but rap is one of my preferred genres

I like Straight out the gate and Tech9/Hopsin in general

>>35972218
I'm not that guy

>>35972248
Only the first one is mine, did it as a joke

>>35972246
What body types do you like?

If my waifu matches please let me watch.

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>>35972272
not enough my guy

why is there filthy drug dealing chav scum in these threads?
anybody noticed an influx of chavs? these people are scum and near-normies.

get out reeeeeeeeeeee, autists only

>>35972235
Pakis are very sneaky and subversive.

>>35972280
>I-If I only admit to one of them that will make it believeable right?
It's no surpise you came from the seed of some dumb paki too stupid to learn English, only good for raping.

hows you lads... liking the mood today... lovely outside as well!...

>>35972284
That's pretty gay, lad. I don't really mind who I'm jerking it to just that it isn't mine.

>>35970877
Got to at least admire this level of autistic perseverance. How long you been posting this for? What drives you?

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>>35972287

Keep on the grind mate.
Hustle is hustle, no matter what the work, imo.

I'm probably one of your fucking customers lmao.

>>35972302
Fuck off, stay scared and sucked, you little white bitch

I'm getting some sleep now

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>>35972291
Take some steroids, buy a fucking tracksuit and be a cyborg savage you bitch

Best thing I ever did;)

>>35972280
well music is a matter of taste at the end of the the day but biggie is regarded as one of, if not the best rapper of all time for a reason.

i think hopsin is alright. never listened to tech9.

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>>35972322
>If I put on some stripped socks I look fem right?
Everytime. How is this meme still going on in the [current year]?

>>35971948
There's a guy at my uni doing a PhD and he looks like he's about 50-60ish

Never too late m8

>>35972183
>cheeky pork pie?
wish I'd bought some now. Fuck

>>35972183
Pork pie, but I'm very fussy about them

I've only ever liked them from independent butchers/bakeries. Never from Morrisons and the like

>>35972291
>influx of chavs

what do you regard as a chav because some people think that everyone from a working class back ground is a chav

>>35972311
Is your waifu that robo? I've never seen her source material before.

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>>35972323
i feel those words mate where u at?

first hit on this 1s for u my guy

>>35972194
Good copypasta paki LARPer

>>35972291
Why do you Pakis come here? Pakis used the "chav scum" excuse to justify raping children all over the country

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>>35972363
You'd be surprised. Some of the special ones you can get at supermarkets are pretty fucking nice.

Asda do this one with chutney on top, which is fucking ballin.

Also, Tesco do a delicious pork chicken and leek pie that you buy in slices.
Fuck I love pork pies

>>35972388
She's from a CG thing Disney Japan did called Fireball, it's pretty good.
Now gib me a waifu to jerk it to

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>>35972194
Stop being Muslim

original

Can't we just keep all the loli on ATEchin lads, it's not big and it's not cleaver.

who is the best dragonball z character?

>>35972547
Future Trunks

>it's another /britfeel/pol/ episode

I'm bored of these ones.

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>>35972547

Android 18 desu

>>35972547
Buu desu.

>tfw oneitis has a new boyfriend

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>>35972643
good post

original too

>>35972287
Lend us a fiver?

Do you think you can avoid being a prison gay? if you get caught
https://youtu.be/pqUQzhBwmAE

>>35972645
which buu though lad? fat buu, super buu, kid buu, or skinny buu?

>>35972287
send us sum dosh, yeah?

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>>35972547
Cell.

Literally Perfect.

>>35972547
im on episode 43 and mans gotta say Vegeta, even though ive heard that he gets his arse handed to him time and time again later on.

In the entire series, i would probably say Perfect Cell, from the videos that i have seen man seems pretty cool

>>35972547
Krillin or vegeta tbqh lad

>>35972906
Btw planet namek is an illusion? fuckin hell

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>>35972906
Vegeta is a sad story of a sad man.

I don't like /britpolfeel/ but it's far better than /weebfeel/ or /gayfeel/

>>35972632
Balkanisation and ethnic tension is the cost of diversity, lad. It's only going to get worse.

>>35972906
guessing this is your first time watching it then? wont say much other than yeah vegeta gets BTFO quite a lot in the series but he is a bad man and he has a very entertaining personality. perfect cell is good, i prefer freeza though. vegeta is my personal favorite. goku is good too, he is like jesus or something.

>>35972936
that is filler lad. a lot of the problems with the original series is due to the filler. i normally recommend kai if its your first time watching

I miss the days of being the best sonic 2 player in the school yard
now I'm competing against the best players in the world and it feels so disjointed

>>35973064

I never beat death egg zone, about twice a year I'll get the megadrive out and have another go, but still haven't done it yet.

>>35973064
Good metaphor for life tbqh, no matter how good you are at something, somewhere in the world there is a person much better than you

>>35973024
/gayfeel/ is definitely the worst. Full tedium.

I don't even understand why there are so many gays here. I have never met one single gay in my entire life.
Except for those two at that gay bar that some friends dragged me to back in my temporary normie trial run.

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Whats wrong with this picture lads?

>>35973115
>I have never met one single gay in my entire life.
Thats why being a homo is true robot suffering, plus it make our parent even more disappointed, more anxiety etc.

>>35973140
>can easily have sex, arguably even easier than a woman
>true robot suffering

>>35973140
You should be chucked off a building.

>Moses Fleetwood "Fleet" Walker (October 7, 1856 - May 11, 1924) was an American professional baseball catcher who is credited with being the first openly black athlete to play in Major League Baseball
>openly black
What?

>>35973053
Is the only difference between Z and Kai that Kai is HD? Or does Kai remove some filler as well?

>>35973119
obviously the fact that he is a scot

>>35973162
i wish this meme would go, it's not automatically easier just because you're gay

>>35973089
Wew you're a fucking loser, are you actually retarded? How haven't you beaten it yet? Jesus Christ just watch someone doing it on YouTube and then copy them.

>>35973064
it's the test of performance that gets me
the stress of having to do things perfectly, even if only once
it's enough to drive you mad

>>35973162
>>can easily have sex, arguably even easier than a woman
And how does that work when like 3% of the population are homo? At most I might interact with 1 other homo a year, and I would probably never know who it was.

inb4 you suggest I use some app, because some people have success even though there is way way more women on tinder than homos

>>35973172
Quadroons pretend to be white.

>>35973179
kai essentially removes all the filler. its up to you if you want to want to carry on watching z or switch to kai. im re watching z atm and i dont mind the filler too much because of nostalgia.

only thing you might not like about kai is that the english dub is different for some characters.

>>35973217
I'm not even gay and whenever I've been to a gaybar I've had multiple men hit on me, never that with a woman. I've never met a gay virgin either. With gays, you don't have to worry about being the one who has to be forward like you do when you're straight. A woman would very rarely make the first move

>>35973217

What you need to remember is the dynamic.

Women only go for the top 10% of men.

Gays are fucking degenerates and will fuck anything.

If you're gay, is it only the tops that initiate and chat you up? Are bottoms basically the women of the gay world?

>>35973230
>kai essentially removes all the filler
The best episode of the entire DBZ was a filler episode: The one where Goku and Piccolo learn to drive.

is it only druggies that get existential dread?
like, what if I was made homeless right now, I have about 40 quid to my name, no job, no friends and nowhere to live
terrifies me

>>35973230
Is the dub any good? Is it still Sean Schemell doing Goku and Sabat doing Vegeta? They are literally perfect voices and I'd want to see them reprise their role.

I'm glad this topic popped up because I've also wanted to rewatch Dragonball Z lately, and I've been wondering if Kai is a good jumping point

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>tfw gambled all of my money away

It was only 20 bong, but still. I don't get paid for 4 days

>>35973282
man, that was silly

>>35973184

Social National Party member no doubt

>>35973261
>Are bottoms basically the women of the gay world?
Somewhat. Still have masculine qualities but also act feminine

>>35973255
Is that why the are bitchy gym rat, size queens, and fashion conscious? Normie women are total degenerates too.

>>35973261
I think there is like twice as many bottoms as tops so the dynamic isn't the same.

>>35973299

I lack self control in the bookies

>>35973217
its definitely easier as a homo even if the population is less because casual sex is accepted and applauded in the gay community. even if there are more women, they are still harder to fuck because they have such high standards or just generally difficult. you go to gay bars or on apps if you want to meet other gay men. im not gay and even i know its easier from speaking to gay people. just watch out for hiv

>>35973354
>i'm not gay but i know

yeah fuck off

Denial must be some sort of foreplay

>>35973255
even guys that get alot of sex have to put in a fuck load of effort. ever knew a guy that is always talking to women? its because he spends 24/7 on tinder, dating apps, or clubs/bars.

Everyone knows men have low standards

>make a Grindr
>guaranteed to get responses
>make a Tinder
>unless you're a solid 8/10+ or rich you're fucked

>>35973327
>I think there is like twice as many bottoms as tops
It's almost like 'gay' men are just failures who've accepted to be the bitch in any relationship.

>>35973354
>because casual sex is accepted and applauded
As if it isn't for straights?
>go to gay bars or on apps
As if much more apps and bars don't exist for straights?

I'm sure its easy for gay normies

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Post yfw the NHS finally dies and everyone gets btfo.

>>35973379
are you retarded? its fucking obviously easier. gay men will straight up ask for sex while you have to put in fuck loads of effort to get anywhere with women.

if you are not getting anywhere and you are gay and trying, its because you are literally a 3 or lower or dont leave the house

Who JAPANESE Goku Voice master race here
okay i dont know what im asking
I just prefer japanese version Goku!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPjoYgamJoA

>>35973488
Yeah we get, its awesome being a normie

>>35973449
You don't get it. Gays have no standards. It's hard for straights because women expect only Chads.
>>because casual sex is accepted and applauded
>As if it isn't for straights?
You really have no idea how fucking brutal girls are to other girls for having casual sex. In the gay community it's rewarded and commended, it's only commended for straight men to have sex with a lot of women because it's again, it's hard

>>35973488
yeah for normies just like straights and tinder you fucking idiot

>>35973449
>As if it isn't for straights?

no, not really. most women have only had casual sex a few times in their life. their is still the stigma of being a slut if a women sleep around

may be more apps and bars but women there are more men competeting so the women will basically only bother with the top 10%. and women are generally more difficult. women expect you to take them out, wine and dine them before sex while gays will do it straight away

>>35973535
>>35973556
its not easy for normie straight men. you have no fucking clue. the only straight men getting sex on a regular basis are ones in relationships. most men barely have casual sex unless they are spend all day on apps or go clubbing/bars all the time.

The only reason the 'gays' here are virgins is because they aren't completely gay. If you haven't noticed they literally only post feminine looking dudes, real gays will shag a 50 year old fat balding man and it's still commended in their communities with the whole 'bear' stigma. The reason gays here are virgins is because they've never acted upon their emotions.

>>35973608
look at the tinder subreddit literally girls dropping their pants by just asking, you are just making shit up

>tfw nothing to do
>tfw got lots of visual novels i wana read

i hate needing to commit 50 hours, even though its always an awesome feeling, fuck.

>>35973615
>Fag Facts with Freud

>>35973615
i agree. this whole argument is the most retarded thing i have seen on brit feel. more retarded than /pol/. they have to be autistic or trolling

>>35973639
I grew up in the gay part of my city, there was literally 5 gay bars just around my house. A few of my friends were gay, they lost their virginity around the age of 12-13, while my straight friends are still mostly virgins at 19-20. A huge amount of my class mates were gay. It's a miracle I turned out straight tbqh.

>>35973615
Why don't you shag some old woman then, or better yet prove its easier being gay. Set up a fake date

>>35973629
lol still dont get it. just because one girl out of 100 matches is willing to drop her pants doesent make it easy. the girls on them subreddits are in the clear minority or literal 10/10 are speaking to them. for normies it is hard.

having tea and biscuits and looking at sunset... wish this moment could last forever

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fucking original queers

>>35973282
Got any food lad?

>>35973728
also. this is like saying "there are tons of amateur porn videos, why doesent your girlfriend upload porn"

>>35973638
Can tell vns are a medium invented for neets

>>35973734
Sounds lovely lad, post a picture?

>>35973797
not very photogenic... but if you look out the window, you'll see the same sunset, and if you grab a cuppa and a biccie you can enjoy it too... simple pleasure desu

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Spent most of today recreating celebrities in honeyselect while listening to podcasts.

>>35973817
Not got any biscuits in lad, but the sun set is nice

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>>35973742
I'm more of a fan of the brown variety covered in white creamy milk ;)

>>35973837
Perry, yeah?

Got my rejection letter from JET today lads. I'm back to having no plans for the future

>>35973734
Lad, there's literally a sunset ever single fucking day.

Just drink some tea and eat some biccies tomorrow, too.

>>35973274
>Is the dub any good? Is it still Sean Schemell doing Goku and Sabat doing Vegeta? They are literally perfect voices and I'd want to see them reprise their role.

i never watched it kai dubbed, i watched it sub but i think its still the same voices for goku and vegeta. i remeber the voice actor for kid gohan changed, not sure who else.

yeah, kai is a good jumping point. kai is paced better. manga is good too.

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>>35973858
Yeah. I think its spot on if i can toot my own horn.

BEHOLD: THE POWER OF THE SUN
its a sunset. a nice one :p

>>35973860
work with me in my call centre

>>35973896
my eyes are open. today.
take the time to smell the roses lad


lads, I just had a nice surprise. in my assorted biscuits i had one i never had before, and it was lush. wondering if this is the peak of my life.

>>35973860
My interview went so badly they escorted me out.

>>35973860
That's a shame lad. I'm applying next year when my job contract runs out. I've been working in schools for the better part of my adult life, so I'm hoping that helps me get in

>>35973435
this.

even if you go on random chat sites gay guys will pop up to you asking for sex.

>>35973941
Yeah that's more important than any interest in Japan. All they're looking for is people to look after badly behaved children.

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>go down to my flats laundry facilities
>realise I forgot my detergent
>didn't go back to get it because I walked past two people and they'd think I was an idiot if I did
>tfw wasted 2.20

>>35973952
I've been a teaching assistant for nearly 8 years now- I'm 28. I know what it's like to assist a teacher in delivering a curriculum.

My big worry about going to Japan though is how to get around. I don't know how I'd catch a bus, or a train, or a taxi when I don't know the language

>>35973817
Already gone out of sight here in L O N D O N

Have a nice night lad

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making a memey game lads.
heres hoping its not utter shit

>>35974004
Knowing the language is a detriment to JET applicants.

>>35973615
This desu. All the 'gays' ITT are lonely beta males who want to fuck men that look like anime girls. None exist ofcourse.

>>35973860
what are the qualification requirments for JET?

Im guessing a degree?

>>35973939
Need to hear the story about that lad

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They don't really have her hair.

>>35974061
That's all. But if you don't have teaching experience you won't get in because of how competitive it is.

>>35974061
Yeah lad

>>35974099
I made a joke about shagging children up the arse and everyone overreacted.

Was only a joke.

>>35974107
>>35974061
From what I've read, I think it's about 20% of people in the UK who apply get in. It's super competetitive

>>35974051
>who want to fuck men that look like anime girls
The first part is right but guys are way better than girls

>>35974107
Have yous tried going through a different provider? There's literally hundreds, JET is one of the biggest though so most people apply to that making it harder

>>35974099
No real story, I think I just gave bad answers to questions, examples:
Do you prefer dogs or cats? Dogs
How do would you deal with an unruly child? Send him outside so that I can focus on the 29 children who want to learn.
What do you will be your biggest culture change? Working with Japanese because they aren't open about their feelings.
Where in Japan do you want to visit most? Tokyo, Osaka and Kyoto

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>>35974121
>I made a joke about shagging children up the arse
>during a job interview

>>35974144
JET is also the only one that offer a bunch of protections so you don't get stranded in Japan if you're fired or something goes wrong.

>>35974165
>What do you will be your biggest culture change? Working with Japanese because they aren't open about their feelings.
Bit racist lad, I mean it's true but can't be generalizing an entire race like that, probably why you didn't get it tbqh

>>35974144
I'm looking at them, but none of them seem as good

>>35974141
Men look like men. Wearing stripped socks and saying boypussy doesn't make you look anywhere near an anime girl.

>>35974165
>Working with Japanese because they aren't open about their feelings.
Neither are we, m8. It won't be much different from bongistan on that front.

>>35974212
What was he supposed to say "Culture is a social construct so I think it will be just like living here"?

>>35974131
Seemed like even less this year, only about 20 from a group of about 300 in a Facebook group, including backup positions

>>35974212
That's how they are culturally, I obviously expanded on that and gave examples of how I knew that. Hidden feelings and not wanting to be indebted to others is very different to us.

>>35974257
It's not the same. The way they think is so different to us - for example if I were to offer to buy a Jap a drink he would see it as me wanting to indebt him to me so that I could call upon him in the future and take a disliking to me for that.

>>35974165
>Working with Japanese because they aren't open about their feelings.
Christ what kind of mong answer is that? You should always put a literal where area on the location questions too if you're desperate to get in period.

>>35974297
Yeah you're right I should have gone with "having to carry toilet paper around with me" instead.

>making strides to improve myself
>get an interview lined up
>book driving lesson
>buy a suit
>getting too real
>relapse back into drugs
>wait another year
>try again

is there an out?

>>35974291
>for example if I were to offer to buy a Jap a drink he would see it as me wanting to indebt him to me so that I could call upon him in the future and take a disliking to me for that.
I thought they had a special culture thing about drinking were you never bought or got yourself one

>>35974327
Don't relapse

>>35974335
I'm talking about the concept of "on" with that as the example given by Chrysthanemum and Sword, salarymen and drinking is different.