Tinder Bread

holy shit
kek
kek
kek

Ask her if she's familiar with the intricacies of the fedora flipping game

>>36518401
>he gets matches on tinder

i havent gotten one yet

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>>36518551
Slow thread but I'm having fun

>>36519086
If you saw me walk by with my god given hat, would your jaw drop in awe?

>>36519330
Oooo I like this one

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How is a girl who looks like that entertaining a conversation with someone who talks like you? I'm amazed, keep it up!

>>36519086
If she hasn't replied, arrogantly say something along the lines of "I was truly born in the wrong generation. I guess you'll just never understand the appeal of a real man like me."

>>36519086
If she still hasn't replied, arrogantly say something along the lines of "I was truly born in the wrong generation. I guess you'll just never understand the appeal of a real man like me."

>>36521114
>real man
>not real gentleman

>>36519086

The female body is a work of art. With a derriere sculpted like a flower, hourglass hips and breasts that are undeniably beautiful, no matter your sexuality.

All this created not by some phony god, but through time, by evolution, thanks to men like me, who choose the most beautiful females with which to procreate. I long for the day when everyone is add beautiful as us.

>>36521138
>>36521158
Originally do this

>>36518401
give her the beins :D

>>36519086
>>36521172
send her this desu

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>>36519086
>intricacies fedora flipping
Thx for the keks anon

>>36521190
>>36521289
Send her these.

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Yeah tinder is pretty awesome my guy , lying to women is the best part

New idea OP, say you can make an exception and hook her up with a 3% discount from your "fed'" dealer. Use really specific details

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>>36521447
I want to see the end of this pls

>>36521447
The way she replied suggested she didn't even read what you wrote about chewing.
She's probably a bot.

bump
op please update

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Dubs gets this rolling

>>36521979
send her this anon:
>The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back, "I've been found out."

>>36521172
ROLLING FOR THIS

fucking originality

>>36521979
Ask her how many layers of make up she wears

>>36521172
>>36521979
This my friend, you'll be getting laid tonight

>>36522018
rolling for the Goebbles quote again

>>36521979
>>36521172
reroll, really wanna see this

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>>36522088
>>36522088
God damn it guys

>>36522116
dude.....not that
this
>>36521172

>>36522116
That might not go well, seeing as she's probably jewish. Look at that nose.

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>>36522147
Sorri I'm a dum phone poster

Lucky I have plenty of matches

>>36522234
>copying the spelling mistake
You had one job.

>>36522234
post when she replies

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>>36518401
I'm going easily the area and I literally perfect I was wondering I was dating a real winner of yourself I was dating that guy was dating a great employees helping to move back to move to move to move back so I can to get bells and I left I was wondering I just ordered pizzas and they don't around the Jew I was wondering when we are selling em I just ordered a real winner to me know what up

>>36518737
How? I made an account(it's banned now) that was a 61 years old and a "child gynaecologist" with 8 screens of liked meme pages and I managed to get matches with a few 18 year old cuties.

>>36522944
But of course. No bites so far, wonder why

>>36523062
I'm not counting bots

>>36523444
I never said they were bots. They weren't.

>>36518401
She isn't worth continuing the conversation with. You keep talking to girls that way until you find one that reciprocates in a way you ENJOY

They way she replied was boring and uninteresting as a person, zero personality which for you should mean zero value.

I understand this may be hard because your desperate but would you force your self to change for a girl you'll eventually just dislike?

Keep searching for that romantic autist OP

>>36523632
Oh. Maybe this app is just not meant for me.

>>36522988
The bio is beautiful