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>>36517922
Sneaky mod :^)
If you did your job right i wouldn't be here.

>>36517935
In the sense of fucking do your job and moderate the board without being a corrupt fuck.

>>36517922
Still Op here:

Also my very first ban was completely fair, by the way.
They banned me for about a day for baneposting (also on /tv/).

I completely had it coming.
Still, I was proud, cause I managed to evade the mighty BanHammer for looong, long years, which is very nice.

>>36517964
Newfag please, also baneposting on /tv/ not allowed? This is bullshit.

I get banned from /v/ almost every week despite barely posting there. Their mods are insane.

>>36517986
Nope, I'm not a newfag.
As I said I managed to evade bans for years.
I've simply been a good boy, that's all.

>also baneposting on /tv/ not allowed

Oh, so you are the new guy here, huh?
Enabling baneposting is a new trend on /tv/, mods hated that shit for a long time.

According to the new rules, THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE... Bane thread.
A containment thread, basically.

>>36518029
Never been on /v/.
But I hear it's a crazy place.

>>36518029
During the cuckening of MOOT the moderation was replaced by SJWs, even for /pol/ yes, that's why discussion is dead there. I don't think the situation changed much since then

>>36518061
Well i don't watch /tv/ or movies, but at least there's one megathread it makes sense.

>>36518082
/tv/ is a fucked up board.
I tried to leave it a few times, but y'know: "you're here forever"...

>>36517964
I was banned once on /tv/ for dubsposting, about a year or two ago. Other than that, to my recollection, I have a clean record

Several times mostly for talking about real lolis on /a/

>>36517922
every time ive been banned it was for something i didnt even do
>try to post on r9k
>banned for a post on /vg/
>i dont even browse /vg/
what did mods mean by this?

>>36518212
Stop browsing on your phone and/or public wifi.

>So how many times do you manage to get banned?
I get unintentionally banned quite often because my bans are always meant for someone else (I think it's because of my IP). The most memorable bans are when I get a bans meant for hyerifag on /mu/.

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>>36518205
>Several times mostly for talking about real lolis on /a/

"/r9k/ - ROBOT9001. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."

>>36518225
I am but a lowly wageslave trying to broswe at work, i have to phonepost sometimes

>not getting permabanned at least once

normies get out

>>36517922
If they banned you that's your home board. The rest are a bunch of fucking weirdos.

Got banned from /fit/ for terroristic threats.

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>>36517922
My first ban was when I was like 15 using 4chan back in it's early days I would just shitpost, worst than shitposting it was all just non sense. I made a Kermit the Frog thread on /b/ where it was just me posting like 50-60 pics of Kermit the frog in the thread. Mods banned me for 3 days.

There was another thread I made on /his/ about if the every single Japanese person killed thereself after WW1.

>>36518310
>that's your home board

God, no... no!
I'd rather be a /pol/tard or a proud cyborg of /r9k/... but being from /tv/ is pathetic.

I got banned on a v drawthread for "trolling"
Guess some entitled requestfag got pissed at me for shitposting during my downtime

Got banned from /v/ for a month for making a Gordon Ramsay shitposting thread (the episode where he gets a huge pizza that's raw)

>>36518370
>Guess some entitled requestfag got pissed at me for shitposting during my downtime

I had this mystery ban a few weeks ago.
No idea what happened (the ban site only told me when can I post again, nothing more - which was weird), but I suspected that I pissed off some religious Anon.

>>36518301
I'm permabanned from /v/ since I've had like 50 bans from there kek

It's just so easy to shitpost there

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>>36517922

Is it possible to get banned on /r9k/?
Did it ever happened to any of you?

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Got banned for one month because i posted 'ponys are gay' on /mlp/
>damn it feels good to be a gangster

>>36517922
i don't do much that is banworthy. i think my first ban was on /k/ for posting a pic i found of a guy putting his dick through the trigger guard of his gun, just to see what they would say.

i had never browsed /k/ at the time and only occasionally lurk when bored now but my memory is that the responses were reasonable and some were funny. i like the people over there and the board has a nice, relaxed vibe in a lot of ways, though you really have to learn about the subject on your own if you want to contribute because the banter is endless.

>>36518559
*teleports behind your board*

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I actually follow the rules majority of the times. Though I've gotten out of a ban on /pol/ one time for posting a image of Panty when some how the mod or whoever reported me thought it was a pony. Managed to get the ban appealed by presenting the image and post while explaining how the image is from an anime and not MLP. Glad I got the appeal, but disappointed how the mods or the person reported me have no knowledge on certain anime characters.

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I was banned for bogposting somewhere and anime posting on /lit/

>>36518264
Make yourself a home vpn and connect to that.

>>36518320
Lmao wtf did you say?

>>36518225
Not the same anon before, but one day I got bored in class and decided to browse 4chan through my phone one day. Usually never do it because honestly who the fuck would browse this place in public? Anyway, decided to post on /v/ due to boredom and saw that it was banned on all boards. Apparently someone on /pol/ was permabanned banned for shitposting, ban evasion, and posting porn on the same board. Makes me wonder what kind of people are on my campus at times holy shit.

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>>36518515
Yes, its possible.
Ive been the recipient of more than a few 3-day vacations for posting loli.

>>36517922
I got banned for Bog-posting

i think the last time i was banned was 2015

got banned from /b/ for 2 weeks. Can't remember why

>>36518877
At least it wasn't cp or some other degenerate shit. Consider yourself lucky and fuck public hotspots desu.

>>36518559
Just did this, can confirm

Got banned maybe 5 times from /v/ back in the day, and once on /pol/ for starting a Right Wing Safety Squad thread

>>36517922
i've never been banned or posted a thread in the 11 years i've been here

>>36517922
Get on my lvl son i got my isp rangebanned forever and i am only posting here because i switched to another provider it was a year ago

>>36517922
Probably banned around 10 times
Perma banned for posting a 14 yo in a bikini on r9k.

>>36519262
Thug life oregano

>>36519344
For what? origieel

I get banned almost weekly for shit I didn't do because I'm a phoneposter. Sometimes I get lifetime bans for "requesting or posting cp" never done these things so I just wait until I have to leave the house, log on while I'm away and I have a new IP address.

>>36517922
>banned for posting kanye west twitter on /a/ saying is he /ourguy/
>triggered some neckbeards they reported me
>send a message to mods saying it was a error
>nothing happens just change my ip then

>perma banned again for posting a made up story about fucking my nieces here
>triggered some redditors and they reported me
You can't even post interesting stories here anymore

>>36517922
I used to get banned quite frequently when I was shitposting a whole lot. Then I stopped doing that and stopped getting banned. These days I'm just /sadposting/.

>>36519288
>i've never been banned or posted a thread in the 11 years i've been here

Are you a ban virgin, then?

>>36519902
It's kinda pathetic that I only got that one righteous ban for baneposting.
I mean most of the time I felt that I didn't deserve those bans.

4chan is no country for good men.

Got banned on /v/ a couple weeks ago for spamming Persona 5 spoilers.

got banned from /vg/ for bragging about my boipucci

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>tfw banned for posting a monkey puppet

>>36520410
>>36520506
>>36520490
>tfw /r9k/ is the prison of 4chan
>everyone is here for petty crimes

Yet somehow I get this vibe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xyu_MdKBXic

The internet would be a better place if bans could not be circumvented. Should be like South Korea where you need your social security number to log in to many sites.

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>>36520625
>wanting to live in a authoritarian society

fucking nuke yourself

>>36517922
I got banned once in a roll thread. It was a Picture of Vary and numbers indicated what activity you should stop doing. I replied something like
>why does Vary hate everything?
And I got a 3 day ban.

>>36517922
Idk go full retard on this board and somehow I'm banned every week, gotta keep changing IPs fckin gay

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>>36520506
Didn't u know monkeyposts are great disrespect almighty North Korea bingbong

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I got banned for 3 days on /tv/ because I called someone a redditor.

>>36518264
This, the area around my work has a perma ban

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>>36520826
>I got banned for 3 days on /tv/ because I called someone a redditor.

Past a certain age, a man without a ban can be a bad thing.

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>>36520803
But my monkeyposts are all OC. Also his name's Pedro.

>>36519262
I'm gonna go do this too

>>36520858
At least I didn't get cucked, Marty.

I used to get banned constantly on /ck/ because the mod was a hyper-sensitive faggot who banned people for saying "Nigger", or apparently criticizing greek food as "a ripoff of roach food"

>>36517922
Got banned because I joked that I was 16/f/cali on /soc/ waiting for beta replies. I got a fucking month for that, a month.

>>36521043
Lol. Shouldn't you have gotten 2 years?

>>36521082
Technically yeah I should have lol

>>36520912
Do you like these new memes at /tv/, by the way?
Y'know, the HAHAHAHA, the Rick & Morty shit, etc.

To tell the truth, I grew tired of all that newfaggotry.

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>>36521148
>reported for ban evading

>>36521163
I got sick of it around the time Brendan Fraser posting happened. They would just repost redditor threads and say the same stupid shit. Then some anon went autistic and started posting news articles and subreddits with proof that those threads were just underage Mexican redditors shitposting. I left and visit like once a day now.

I share an IP with my brother. So not all of them are mine specifically
>Told /v/ I was underaged a few years back
>Told /d/ my Lolicon fantasies
>Got people talking about underalterbach on /his/ cause I used a pic of Steffi when I made a thread about the British monarchy
>Said a few one or two sentence replies in /r9k/
>Avatar fagging in a Sims /vg/ thread, I got people talking about fallout and english-american poetry
If you've ever been to a /vg/ thread It is literally nothing but Avatar fagging. No real stories, no memes, no interaction, just posting half naked girls, each person living in their own little world.

>>36521347
>>36518368

is /tv/ actually the worst board?

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Honestly does anyone else notice how lazy mods have been recently?

It feels like every board has gotten twice as many shit threads and mods do nothing about them even if you report them. They are really inactive lately (unless it's to ban you in which case they are on it like fire)

>>36518065
/pol/ is moderated by a fucking leaf, no joke

>>36518301
I got permab& for spamming the admin/mod login page with requests.

>>36519657
That's sad that /a/ and Anon Storytime can't be done now

/a/ truly has fallen low.

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>>36517922
>permabanned to all boards for camcam posting on /tv/
>lifted after I appealed
most bs ban ever to be desu

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>>36517922
Last ban I got was for posting in a Faceapp thread on /r9k/
Another one I got for pretending to be an underage on /a/
On /a/ again for posting a naked loli
The one before that was for two weeks for saying Ben Fischbein on /pol/ when it was being memed
On /pol/ again for off topic shitposting
And last one I can remember was for posting gore on a blue board

>>36521481
It is. Its a board dedicated to entry level hobbies so it attracts Normie's and retards.

>>36517922
I got banned here for posting fem-me in a FaceApp thread on /r9k/

Then I got banned on /b/ for making a joke like "I'm le 14 lolz"

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>>36517922
I've been banned for 3 days for posting this beautiful toad on /int/ during Easter.
American moderation, perhaps?

>>36520915
>I used to get banned constantly on /ck/ because the mod was a hyper-sensitive faggot who banned people for saying "Nigger"
Serves you right