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>be me
>watching tv news with my mom
>messi appears
>'Look at him, he is so short'
>But mom he is 170 (5'7)
>'So?'
>I'm 167 (5'5)
>'B-but you dont look short!'
FUCK, MY MOM CALLED ME MANLET IN MY OWN FACE, MY OWN MOTHER, MY MOTHER, I CANT BELIEVE THIS, I'M NOT ANGRY OR SOMETHING BECAUSE IM JUST TIRED OF LIFE BUT DANM, IS SO SAD, MY MOM COULD HAVE MARRIED A TALL GUY BUT SHE WAS TOO LAZY AND SHY AND MARRIED A SHORT GUY
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>be 5'4
literally what my mom does to me and shes 4'9
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>>36518308
why tell people of your manlet status
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You should just end it now
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mycommentistoolowoncomment
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Thinly veiled thread where all the tall guys can gloat about their genetics?
I'll bite.
I'm 6'4, it's a nice height. Sometimes I wish I were a little bit taller. But sometimes I get back pain due to the posture and shit, makes me wish I were a little shorter.
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Everyone judges. Your mom willingly ruined your life by having kids with a short man. She's probably a womanlet too. People think what your mom thinks but ten times worse. Females and some males want you dead if you're an unattractive man and your parents burdened this suffering on you.
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>>36518838
>6'4
imnowwritingrandomshitbecauseofthisstupidfuckingsystem
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My mother married a 5'11". She's 5'7" but I have his genes. Thanks to preemie and undescended testicle I am at a whopping 5'4" and have grown to take height jabs as normal conversation starters. Can relate...we'll prevail someday my other >5'5" manlets....someday....
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Why don't you become jockeys?
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am being serial horses will make you look taller
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something to cheer you guys up
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>tfw the only sport I got into was football
>5'9"
>could have been a professional soccer player
REEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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>>36518308
My 5'4 mom said something like that about a 5'10 guy when both my dad and I are ~5'11.
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>>36518761
That's not how girls see it, that's how autistic manchildren virgins on /r9k/ see it.
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