>one chance at life to roll good stats >rolled being lazy

>Implying a Sim with the Lazy trait can't just be forced to do everything anyways
Don't be a little bitch
Force your sim-self to do shit

tfw too lazy to post a reply

>>36528288
It's seems like uncle Adolph still has a plan for you

>>36528310
I do this shit I unironically in my mind
>need to do dishes, get up out of bed robotically like a sim making sim noises like argghhehughhbleeuuh

>>36528288
>he clicked randomize instead of taking a whole hour or two to perfect his character
The sign of a true pleb.

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>one chance at life
>roll into a family with a history of mental illnesses

>one chance at life

>am socially inept faggot

Please end the cruelty

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>one chance at life to roll good stats
>DM chops off my foreskin before my character even has a name

>>36528482
Who here going to have their daughters circumcised?

>>36528554
I'm havng two boys and the shorter one (therefore, the runt) will have his whole penis cut off and grafted onto the alpha baby, thus giving him the power and virility of two men

>>36528998
They will have to be identical twins or have the same blood type. Otherwise the host body will reject the foreign object.

>>36528288
>tfw rolled asian

>>36529028
Of course they will be, it is gods will.
My double-son will be the savior of the aryan race.