Who else is planning to commit suicide in 2017-2018 and what

>>36528413
I can't tell because i don't want to become another 4chan stat.

I'm drowning myself in a river. Hopefully by late Autumn/Winter. I want to live one more summer, even though every day is suffering.

My suicide note is written, all traces of existence are minimal, and I have no contact with most people I know. So if I suddenly do get a surge of motivation to kill myself, I am fully prepared to do it.

>>36528413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpNclYYzz3c

This year I'm going to leap from the George Washington Bridge.

Take sleeping pills and rest my head on the train track

>>36528413
Just not going to have the doctor remove the tumor in my liver.

>>36528437
you already are a trannie lover stat.
you already are a depressive man stat.
you already are a virgin stat.

>>36528413
belt around the neck, then gonna hang out for a while. I hate this.

>>36528413
I'm going to die trying to start WW3. Get a gun, as much body armor as I can, and start sprinting over the south/north korean border. You should join me, instead of wasting your souls.

>>36528591
Korea would just think you were a psychopath with no actual connections to the US government

Doesn't matter because I'll pussy out just like every time before.

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Brief rundown of my situation:
>in 1st year of law school
>dad made me go into it
>have been pretending everything is OK
>have done literally fuck all this year
>partly due to depression
>mostly due to being profoundly lazy and unmotivated
>pretty sure I'll fail my exams, which are very soon
>even if I pass, I won't get through the year because I have not done a single one of my assignments
>spend my days and nights shitposting, jacking off and crying instead of studying
>I can't keep up this lie forever and I won't be able to face my father come august/september when he'll realise I've done nothing all year
>he'll go fucking apeshit and probably kick me out
on after exams

So here's my plan:
>shortly before exam results are due in
>sell my xbox, tv, games, laptop etc
>buy liqour, cigs, drugs, rope
>sharpen kitchen knife and bring it as insurance
>go on one last drunken bender and hang myself
>already have a few different local trees in mind
>already know where to get rope
>if the branch/rope snaps (as happened when I was 12) I'll slit my throat if I'm still conscious when I hit the ground
>gonna keep the knife in my boot instead of my pocket, so I won't be tempted to cut myself down if I have second thoughts

>>36528461
I work on boats and we go under that all the time. there were a few jumpers this year, one or two lived and were paralyzed or some shit I think. Gun is cleaner but if you do jump then wait til it's colder. Complimentary hey don't do it robot it won't help anything.

>>36528505
Yes I know, I went through all of that and now I'm back here.

That's the most shitty part of all.