>be me 2 hrs ago >Skated since 10yrs old >Decide to

run some more

>>36528582
Idk if it's been long enough to jet. Been in here a while but at this point I'm probly making more problems behind a locked door..fuck

>>36528504
Change clothes, change your hair, wear something else

>>36528656
How tf do I change hair?

Should I like go to the locker room n nab clothes?

>>36528504
Call an uber out of there, how old are you? If you get caught it's nbd but you gotta do more charges for running

>>36528687
Try if you can, just guessing here. This is pretty cool desu

>>36528694
I don't have Uber set up and no cash on hand to call a taxi.. I'm in my 20s so I'm already fucked for the weed they have if I get caught again for running.

I might just do the locker room thing and just steal someone's sweaty shit

>>36528735
Tbh* not desu damn phone

Flush the weed?

>>36528504
OK so someone's banging on the fucking door big time. Yelled that I was taking a shit n I'll be right out.

Time to make a move boys

>>36528504
if you still have the weed then flush it

>>36528800
It's ogre bud, flush the weed

>>36528753
Do you think the cops will be around area you live, skate, and chill? If you hadn't run you would only need to pay for the rail, now you may have some charges lol, not worth it to skate paranoid

>>36528780
maybe the cigs too, if they have any smell of weed.

>>36528504
Dumbass streetrat.

You're going to get fucked, but I guess at this point since you're already getting nailed with evading police or something might as well try and crawl into the ceiling or something if you can't leave the gym. Why the fuck would you hole up in a bathroom?

Anyway none of this is real anyway so go fuck yourself.

>>36528815
Yea, kind of a small town.

And they have my fucking board so I'm on foot. No weed on hand cause they have my pack of smokes but they never got my id

>>36528800
eat the drugs change your clothes. its the cops at the door btw

>>36528504
You done fucked up. Running away from police is a serious crime. Your best bet is to lay formulate a get away plan. Think places cars can't go but skateboards still work and get the fuck out of their as soon as possible. Also flush your weed down the toilet.

>>36528504
Flush the weed and try to change your appearance any way possible

>>36528832
Fuck off neck beard I'm sitting in a locker room rn waiting for niggas to empty out. Just some gym fag tryin to use the bathroom. Gonna grab a jacket, they're probly still lurking the plaza tho

>running from cops
Learn your basic rights you fucking idiot

>>36528687
Wear your clothes inside out.

>>36528893
Separating "neckbeard" into two separate words only makes me hope they catch your ass even more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmc21V-zBq0

>>36528896
Yea basic rights in a fucking state where weed is illegal and I've been caught damaging property.

Take a walk Harvey Birdman

Use water to slick your hair back
If you have glasses, take them off
Steal some shit if you have to.
Walk confident with your chest out. Make eye contact but don't seem guilty.

Good luck Anon, bonus points if you Cary a knife to cut your hair with.

>>36528912
I'm on my phone tubgirl relax. No time for edits

>>36528922
>Break two laws
>WAAAH WHY DO THEY WANNA ARREST ME
Neck yourself, you fucking faggot

>Come out clean, apologize profusely
>lower charges
>pay your fine
>enjoy skating in your SMALL TOWN again

>>36528950
If there's a chance I'm off scat free you're damn right. Suck an egg nigga

>>36528504
Someone Call the Cops on this faggot and post results for the lulz

>>36528504
if you're at a gym why dont you just go and take a shower and hide in there?

>>36528948
No time for edits yet you can reply to me twice so far.

Sure thing.

>>36528939
Also if you're fat, lose weifht and vice versa if your skinny because like you said, you live in a small town, also hair dye. Do it for about 6 months than you can go back to normal.

Good luck faggot. Hope you don't get tazed.

Arite rooms empty. Makin moves,
will report back

>>36529000
I called the police

>>36529000
WAIT, WHATS YOURE NAME AND STATE SO I CAN LOOK YOU UP, ONLY GIVE LAST NAME!

>>36529016
He hasn't disclosed anything lol

Can't they just do DNA testing on your bag and catch you ez

>be broke alcoholic, no money on hand
>need to get some drinks to stop the shakes
>stole a case of beer from the supermarket
>just walk it out the door real casual like
>asshole manager noticed me doing it
>got a description but not my license plates
>drive across town and stop at gas station
>go inside to get a 75 cent cup of soda
>waiting in line i notice a cop on the street
>he pulls in and parks right next to my car
>luckily the beer is in the trunk out of sight
>he hasn't spotted me there yet either
>go out the doors and take a left
>around behind the building where he cant see
>walk to a subway sandwich shop there
>hide in the bathroom for a few minutes
>peek out and see him circling the plaza
>go quickly get in my car and drive off
>as i'm pulling out i see another cop coming
>he's turning into the other end of the lot
>he pulls in just as i slip out and leave

the dumb pigs had my car and everything
i'm lucky that they're so totally inept

flush the drugs and cigs in the toilet
if the cops are at the door leave through the ceiling
Go to the locker room and switch clothes if you can if the cops aren't outside. Only take the clothes if you can do it quickly.
You might be able to hide in the locker room, and try to convince a guy to give you a ride. You might be able to exchange numbers and they might be able to text you whether the cops are outside or not. Call an uber, and have them take you either to your house or someplace to take you out of the state or country. You have a credit card, use it. You could tell the uber driver to wait outside of your house for the money, just give him a personal item so he knows you won't cheat him out of money. Change your hair and clothes once you get home and lay low for a while If you are caught by the police, DO NOT SAY A WORD. Plead the fifth and get a lawyer. Think of a friend or family member who could bail you out.

bump plz give results OP

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HIDE NIGGA

>>36529085
Yeah dude I'm sure they were really giving it their best to catch some useless faggot so desperate he stole $20 worth of beer.

>Running from cops
>First thing I should do is post on 4chan's /r9k/ board

Okay.

any watching better call saul tonight?

>>36528922
>HURR DURRRRRRRR ITS MY HUMAN RIGHT TO HAVE WEED AND IF ITS ILLEGAL THEN THERE ARE NO RIGHTS
>HURR I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO DAMAGE PROPERTY
>>36528972
>Evading justice and being proud of it.
Your existence is a bane to this society. Off yourself with a oxyacetylene torch

>>36529121
>Toronto
This shit won't fly in the states, homie. Cops'll just shoot you here.

God you're fucking dumb, your instincts weren't meant to survive to this generation.

If you really didn't do it you wouldn't have ran

You better get ready to spread those cheeks for Tyrone and Jamal, white boy. This is Trump's America now, you're going down hard.

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>>36528504
OP back. Decided to go back the way I ran and my.fucking.board.is still.here. not outta shit yet I got four neighborhood to creep before home safe

>>36529420
Godspeed OP

I believe in you.

>>36529393
Dumb post, Trump doesn't even like black people lol

>>36529393
Fuck off m8 Irish were the original niggers learn some history

>>36529420
Good shit, most probably gave up. Go change your appearance a bit now.

>>36529310
>This generation
Kek what are you 45?

>>36529420
Good luck OP. I advise you to wear a fake moustache from now on.

>>36529529
Kinda feelsbadman I totally took a black long sleeve that was sitting out in the locker room. Oh well.

Dude ditch yer board the fuck you doing

>>36529420
Good luck skaterbro

>>36529747
This skatefag is jailbait within minutes I call it

>>36528504
This, >>36529737 the fuck OP? They're gonna be looking for someone with a skateboard. Stash it somewhere and pick it up tomorrow. You should've just left it in the bathroom and gone the next day and picked it up from the lost and found.

>>36529121
Does anyone else have more of these? I liked reading them. Or if you guys don't have them, do you know where I could find them?

>>36529823
OP here. Good call m8, just hid my shit on the side of someone's house in a bush. Gonna drive back to scoop later

This chase shit is stressing me the fuck out, I've barely ever talked to a cop let alone ran from one.

>>36529420
Fellow skater wishing you luck

>>36529859
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B2ILpxMxNOBzZGxpNmtQQzBfWlE
read your heart out

Did OP make it?