> lost v-card earlier today > enjoyed the cuddle after

>>36528346
Learn to greentext. And yes if you love them that sounds normal.

im not your bro you disgusting normalfag.

Probably. Nowadays I crave for someone to cuddle while I fall asleep more than I did for sex when I was a preteen boya.

Sex is overrated. Love is not ;(

Depends on the situation, but sex isn't always gratifying from the sheer act but the shared experience with somebody.

>>36528358
That is standard greentext.

>get gf
>cheats on me constantly
>confront her about it
>ask me why the hell someone like me should deserve loyalty
>literally cannot think of a good reason why I would
is this normal bros?

>>36528396
>That is standard greentext.
hey there reddit

>>36528346
Have you been starved of human comfort? I used often go through spells of months or years of basically no touch with other people and when I did have sex I felt the cuddling afterwards was better
You can orgasm whenever but you can't have a cuddle whenever if you're single

>>36528398
Are you an asshole or something? She might have just been trying to hurt your feelings but if not it's a very odd thing to say and there Must be a reason for it

>>36528410
>used greentext in 3rd person omnipotent
>somehow incorrect
Neck yourself, faggot

>>36528396
>that is standard greentext
Huh, funny when I compile his greentext in my 4chan compiler I get this
>Greentext Error
>Code: Reddit
>Unrecognized character " " after >
>Missing char

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>>36528398
Because its expected from her. You both entered into the relationship willingly i assume, so you both owe your loyalty to eachother. No amount of "but you did that" and "you did this" is gonna change the fact that she fucking cheated on you, which is ALWAYS morally wrong.

>>36528457
you think thats the problem? where can i downvote your post?

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>>36528466
>writing a linter that doesn't account for whitespace
I bet you wrote it in python you fucking brainlet

>>36528346
It's normal if your circumcised.

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>>36528457
you want omnipotent? heres omnipotent

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>I lost my virginity
>I like cuddling more
you can take the virgin out of the faggot but you can't take the faggot out of the virgin

>>36528501
>he still doesn't understand the error
And that's why you'll never belong on this website.

>>36528473
>You both entered into the relationship willingly i assume,
she did,
my parents forced me, she doesnt know about that part though.

>>36528523
Sometimes you can have boring sex
So the cuddle afterwards may be more enjoyable

>>36528411
> Have you been starved of human comfort?
90% of us on /r9k/ are starved of emotional and physical connection.

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>>36528346
Yes completely and im proud of you anon kun

>>36528466
Believing in a cultural norm from a japanese imageboard so hard and getting so frustrated by people not following it that you code a program to identify if a specific greentext story is "real" greentext

W
E
W
L A D

>>36528557
>boring sex
>cuddle more enjoyable
That's wrong. If some girl gave me bad sex, which is pretty hard to fuck up for a woman, then I would enjoy cuddling with them less.

>>36528346
Yes, now fuck off normalfag.

>>36528541
Doesnt fucking matter. What matters is that she implied loyalty to you the day you entered into a relationship, and that she broke it.

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>>36528398
I guess you don't with an attitude like that you fucking cuck.

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>>36528595
>thinking you're so post meta ironic and an ultimate memer but you can't even recognize simple irony
Wew lad

>>36528649
Emma Watson's pepperoni nipples are ugly. Why do all small titted women always have ugly pepperoni nipples?

Im >>36528638
and i gotta agree with >>36528649, if your self esteem is THAT low it isnt really surprising she cheated. Its still bad on her part ofcourse, but not surprising.

>>36528705
what is your opinion on actual pepperoni(the food), do you think there is a correlation between this and your opinon on tits?

>>36528678
You cant just spew random buzzwords and treat whatever sentence comes out the other end as an argument, anon. You gotta have a message. You see, mine was: You may have Autism.

>>36528678
>You couldnt tell i was ironic huh?
Is about the same as
>I was merely pretending
Imo

>>36528829
Post meta irony isn't a buzzword. It's what internet humor and all your precious memes are. The point of my post was you thought you were so damn smart, but you couldn't even recognize my original post was ironic.

>>36528595
>failing to recoginze sarcasm
WEW A U T I S M

>>36528884
Please ORIGINALLY refer to
>>36528871

>>36528884
memes are dumb

>>36528962
>heh I was too dumb to get the joke so I'll just say you're dumb for using irony heh
>it will totally work and I won't appear stupid at all!

>>36528994
This was indeed my plan, and it seems to have worked, considering you seem so upset all of a sudden :^)

>>36528346

Sex is over rated but it will take you a while to get used to doing it after which point it gets more enjoyable but is still over rated I usually prefer ona holes desu.

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the amount of autism in this thread is unbelievable

>>36529099
>a board for a bunch of insecure autists
>is surprised to witness autism
>is surprised that insecure people will be keyboard warriors and argue until their last breath to prove they're right

>>36529160
Mhmhm, a poster primarily using greentext, and having an aggresive demeanor for no apparent reason. I believe i have seen this poster before in this thread.

>>36529160
hah, thanks for the (you) bitchboy, youre clearly on of these insecure autists

>>36529195
one****** shit got me so worked up

>>36528398
normal
for cucks that is you fucking cuck! hahahahahaha get a load of this fucking cuck smhhh muh nigguh. i would recommend suicide for your cuck ass.

>>36528346
Yeah kinda. You were obviously nervous and the cuddling made you feel better. You'll enjoy it more as you get more comfortable.

>>36529195
Everyone who is even aware of r9k's existence is some degree of insecure autist.

>>36528346
You obviously needed the cuddling more than the sex. That's it, next time might be different.

>>36528398

Because you're a human being? The fuck is wrong with you?