Weird shit you do that you think no one else does thread. Well

the last one is funny

>>36620292
I guess everything's ok but the 3rd man. There's the real problem, for a sec I thought you were normie

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>>36620292
>pretend I'm on the filthy frank show

>>36620343
Yeah I'm fucked

>>36620389
Yeah its weird I just love doing it fuck im hopeless.

I always wear a spandex bodysuit under my clothes and even when sleeping

I just feel strange and naked without it

>>36620503
Kek wtf like a wetsuit?

I started spitting into water bottles when i wake up to get rid of my morning spit. I just don't feel like getting up to go to the sink or trash can. Kinda like a piss bottle except with spit i guess.

>>36620292
>fap every night
>when I cum I don't wanna clean it up, so I just roll over and go to sleep

>jerk off my dog and make it cum

>talk to myself for hours every night

>sleep in a pillow fort because it reminds me of when i had friends
>have my pc in there too
>stay in the pillow fort and only leave when I need to get something to eat/drink
>just piss in the empty bottles and throw them at my dog when I leave the pillow fort

>>36620528

No, it's a morphsuit with the hands and head cut off.

>>36620624
What kinda dog

Originola

>>36620667
Do you have autism?

Ahgssvjyrdcbhfcg

>>36620745
Golden doodle. It's yellow not brown

>>36620819
Got any pics?

Origami

I yell in a very high pitched voice whenever I get the urge.

My favorite phrases to say are "I get high!!!", " OH YAAAA", "JUST FUCK ME WILLY" and " Hot Pocket!!!".

I like to hold my turds in. I'll sometimes have to get up and hide somewhere and then clench my cheeks and kinda push the turd back in, feels kinda good.

I sniff the bottom of plungers. I can't describe the smell, it doesn't smell like shit though. Maybe it's the rubber.

When I drive I'll play a game where I try to drive with my eyes closed for 10 seconds.

I have more but those are the weird ones.

>>36620774

I've been told I have autistic traits, but apparently that's not enough for a real diagnosis. Otherwise I'm pretty neurotypical, relatively.

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>>36620839
Last one made me kek I do the same shit

>>36620830
Yeah sorry it took so long I had to leave my room

>>36620292
LITERAL. AUTISM. GOD I HOPE THIS IS B8

Pick at my scar till it's bleeding and then cover my right hand in blood. When it's all covered I let it dry and then smell it

>inb4 edgy

>>36620906
I'm pretty normie though very social everyone likes me. they just don't know what goes down behind closed doors

>don't shower for days
>gather dickcheese in hand
>smell it
>fap
>cum in hand
>smell cum
>lick it
>snort cum up nose and swallow it

>pretend I'm a radio dj and my dj name is a random noun, something like this:
"Hey whattap senpai this is DJ Kitchen Sink, back in the lab on HOT 97.3, Atlanta's #1 for hip-hop and R&B. Up next we got some Bruno Mars, mixed with Lil Yachty, and then we gonna take you all the way back to 1993 with some ORIGINAL Wu-Tang Clan. That's all coming up for you on the 1:30 bored at work lunch mix, on HOT 97.3"

>>36620961
Cringe

originally

I like to walk around the house butt-naked whenever my family is outside for a long time (travelling and such) and wear girl clothes and insert cucumbers on my boipucci on weird places like on top of the dinner table, in the living room, in the kitchen.

Turns me on.

>>36621040
Do your parents know you're gay?

Origignahla

Every 2 months I used to turn into a degenerate

I'd spent hours looking at porn and hentai/manga even when I normally look at 3D only. Sometimes I get so oiled up I try to insert shit in my dick or ass to see if I can cum from that. Put my phone on vibrate and see if that works. Eventually I make some sort of DIY pussy, it's different each time. Take my pillow, put my shirt on it. Make an ass out of more pillows, sort of form extremity-less body, put the pussy in ass and then fuck it while hugging the shirt-pillow.

After im done I feel like such a degenerate and try to pretend nothing happened. But the feel of filth lingers and I swear I'll never do it before, but it happens against my will.

Some kind of werefapper

>>36620961
I might start doing the last one.

>>36621040
Oh yes I forgot to mention I like to lick anything that was in my boipucci and it makes me come really close to coming when I lick a cucumber/my fingers that were in my BP

I don't think I'm as autistic as the other people in this thread

>>36621073
no they would murder & disown me, in no particular order.

>>36621133
You should, anon. The funniest (to me) I've come up with:

>DJ Smelly Sock
>DJ Day-old Taco
>DJ Left Kneecap

I've noticed that most of the best sounding ones have three syllables, with one word having one syllable and being unemphasized, and the two-syllable word being emphasized.

Fhgdsghhfdghjhf
Hgffhhfgjhgggggg