/britfeel/

first for muzzies out

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Give it up for Harry Ship!

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Just a friendly reminder that Britain belongs to us

>>37224053
What's your favourite video game of all time and why /britfeel/?

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>>37224089
Stop with the bait, poley

>>37224100
Your mum mate, I play her every night

>Someone kills 22
>Spend and entire thread hating him

>Someone kills 218
>Make him a meme for years

Anyone else just love Hassan and Daivari when they were in WWE? Top-tier heels.

>>37224114

like you could ever even compare them, you best hope prime minister kev doesnt hear about this

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>>37224100
Metal Gear Solid 4

It is unashamedly full of fan service but I'd be lying if the 3 hour ending didn't make me cri evrytim

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>>37224100
Unironically minecraft. It reminds me of having a comfy group of nerdy freiends in high school. Between year 9 to the first year of sixth form I have so many memories of going home and placing blocks whilst having some irrelevant skype conversation.
I wish I had friends.

>>37224183
>Minecraft
>in year 9

I'm old

how do i keep a conversation on tinder going long term

a girl said she wants to meet me a week ago but not until another week+ for exams to finish, got her number but no idea what to talk about

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What did he mean by this?

https://twitter.com/januszjasinski/status/867060291225489409

>>37224202
Be honest. Talk about all the amazing sex you're going to have

>>37224201
I'm almost 20. I forget that the average age here is so high somethimes.

I accidentally got Madoanon pregnant, lads

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Just wanked to some lovely cuckold porn lads

don't tell mummy

>>37224237

You can't get someone pregnant up the desusan, lad.

>>37224237
I told you that you can impregnate a desusan if you dick it hard enough.

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>>37224224
>I'm almost 20

robolox

Gotta post something provocative.

Something to not only get simple (You)s, but allows others to get into squabbles.

Can't count on the mussie angle, overplayed.

I don't know, maybe the lack of a call to arms within this post is enough?

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>>37224100
Bioshock Infinite.

This is quite an odd choice for me as have spent hours and hours playing other games like: skyrim, battlefield, zelda, mario etc

But it's not about the quantity of time spent playing a game that demonstrates it's value. It's the qualitative experience.

I have never experienced such a profound reaction to a video game since Bioshock. The way the story culminated, the strength of the characters and their voice acting, the soundtrack/music, the beautiful scenery and use of colour and the really intelligent philosophical and quantum physics-esque questions it raised really set the bar high for video games.

I still don't think it's ever been topped.

>>37224245
Madoanon is a girl, why else would they be so smol

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>>37224100
Timesplitters 2 or Fable 1

>>37224238
She already knows

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Managed to go another day without binge eating and purging, hopefully it becomes a more regular thing~

>>37224100
Hmm that's a hard question. I have recently been replaying FFX and have been really enjoying it so I will go with that. I like the characters, OST and the tragic tone of the game desu~

What about you anon?

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>>37224100
>there will never be a 3d sequel to this game that doesn't suck dicks

what a horrible reality we live in

do I buy overwatch for 22 bong from tesco lads? pretty cheap desu

got a bit of a hobby lately of watching dashcam videos of people driving around different cities, particularly at night or in comfy storms

just watched a couple videos of people driving around south side chicago, which led to watch videos of detroit and it got me wondering whatever happened to those /k/ militia types who wanted to set up some s.t.a.l.k.e.r. bandit camp in a neighbourhood

>>37224210
I don't know because it doesn't make any sense.

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>Lennard is now Offline.


what have u done to him saku

>>37224279
>Bus always dropped me and my friends off like 30 minutes before class started in Jr High
>Always ran up to Mr Johns room
>Was a shop-esque class but he figured out a way to just have us play video games and get a grade for how well we played it
>All the computer had Stronghold installed
>Those frantic, insane battles every morning
God I miss that

>>37224268
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1771916903

I'm obsessed with BBC

>>37224100
gotcha force

i used to play it all the time when i was younger. it is really fun, easy to get into, lots of different characters to play as and it is extremely underrated. i bet none of you have heard of it.

>>37224100
could pick any of the first 3 MGS games desu

they're all 10/10

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>>37224100
If you count in nostalgia factor UFO - Enemy Unknown the original 1994 version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX0Cm3N_n6k

Game was way ahead of it's time, the game mechanics were great, you could actually target walls to blow them up to gain entry, the squad size was good, the morale system was hilarious (when shit hit the fan it hit hard)

Couldn't finish the game when i played it back then but now ive managed to finish it on veteran

All in all a versatile game (base building, aerial combat, ground combat (terror missions, base defense and crashed alien ships etc) and the game over screen made you want to not give up (poor mutants)

Other amazing games with nostalgia value are Fallout 1-2 and Baldurs gate 1-2

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A friend of mine on normiebook shared this lads. What's your thoughts

>>37224321
fuck sake lad, STOP IT

>>37224348
Just fuck off we've had four threads filled to the brim with this shit, it's fucking everywhere can we just have one thread without your shit

>>37224348
Oh wow, a doctor did his fucking job? Well I guess that's fine then and totally makes up for the 22 deadkids

>>37224348
>It's okay if they blow us up because we get free rides and a doctor does his job!

>>37224348

>DESIGNATED COMFY THREAD


reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

get out, GET OUT, GET OUT!

>>37224348
Religious extremism is to blame, that and the fact Islam hasn't gone through reformation, their actions they are currently doing is actually enforced and encouraged by their holy book

In reality the ones that aren't fighting against western infidels are considered traitors to the doctrine, but religion of peace and all that

>>37224100
Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles, wonderful game desu

>>37224365
>biggest terrorist attack in britain in over 10 years happened literally less than 24 hours ago
>surprised people post about it

>>37224348
>>37224406
>>37224378
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0gXomy5Dxw

>>37224100
Probably Oblivion. Comfy and can be funny in places. Spent forever going around ruins and caves. Helped me to forget all my troubles at the time. Mario 64 & OOT are up there too

>>37224416
It's literally the same post over and over and over again, everybody is discussing it everywhere, this place isn't /pol/

>>37224406
Going by how old islam is they haven't reached the point when we had our reformation. Now this doesn't excuse them for being absolute scumbags but they have time to redeem themselves.

>>37224309
where has he been anyway
he was nice

>>37224446
No, it's /britfeel/, a place to discuss british topics

>>37224349
what do you think is going through his mind at 4:12?

Your answers were always lying on the ocean bed.

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>>37224406
>Religious extremism is to blame
Religious extremism is a response to western interventionism
You can't fuck our countries up and then expect us to sit idle in yours

>>37224100
Doom. Nearly 25 years and I still love it. The modability is endless it seems.

>>37224460
is reformation even possible in modern global society with first world countries beating on their doors desu

>>37224258
Bioshock and Bioshock 2 are better.
Pray (2017) is better for fuck sake. Infinite is a shit.
>Tower defence is the final boss c'mon lad. The puzzles, shooting, general gameplay mechanics were all dumbed down and the story is so terrible, it's not even deep.

>>37224053
>reply to thread too late
>push it over bump limit
Don't feel as bad

>>37223791
Feel so bad for that lad, it's honestly the sort of joke you'd have seen on uk tv 10 years ago. or on family guy in 2017

It was clearly just a fucking joke

>>37224083
Give him a giant syringe

>>37224493
Reformation isn't a possibility if muslims keep killing anyone that questions it.

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>one post ruins the whole thread

>>37224465
i come here to escape my shit existence for a bit every evening

post about politics shit in an actual politics thread

>>37224100
probably have to go with Oblivion.
not the best game by any means, but I spent so much time playing it back in middle school (early secondary school) that I can't help but get nostalgic whenever I go back and play it. plus, I like how bright and colorful that game was in comparison to Skyrim

>>37224513
Race obsessed monkeys literally can't stop themselves from making themselves shit their pants in fear and anger.

>>37224513
What post lad? Show me where he hurt you.

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I love black cock. Im bi and my woman encourages it. She encourages me to suck cock and get fucked and even fuck men but im mostly bottom. Beginning of our relationship i found out she was watching gay porn. I asked her about it and she said she thought gay sex was hot. So i sent her a pic of me sucking a BBC and since then weve both gotten alot of big cock. Im not allowed other pussy but we share in our love for men. Often i just watch her get fucked but she allows me cock as well.

>>37224482
Good job attacking civilians very brave of you, how about you take the fight to the soldiers and their higher ups that caused it instead?

Oh wait you guys are fucking pussies that love to submit to your imaginary daddy in the sky, daddy promised you virgins time to go kill yourself in name of some pedophile religion

>>37224312
Jr high, grades, shop-class.
You mean primary school, marks and techy.
Foy

>>37224536
Religion obsessed monkeys can't stop blowing themselves up

>>37224114
Shipmans victims were all old anyway

Islamman literally slaughtered children and did it for >muh "virgins" *cough* paedo

Shipman also didn't want his ideology to take over the rest of the western world.

>>37224512
reformation was a long and violent process for the other religions too
not that that's a good thing or something we shouldn't try to avoid

>>37224543
>Show me where he hurt you.
Can you not see his clearly devastated ass?

>>37224258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_u18_BKczg

>>37224348
oh so that's why kids are still missing

>>37224482
Oh hey "FAKE" poleaboo

>at the doctors in the waiting room
>glance at the magazines on the table
>look at the cover page of cosmopolitan, its advertising articles like
>"AFTER DARK IN MAGALUF, THE SMART YOUNG WOMEN SELLING THEIR BODIES ON HOLIDAY"
>and "WERE YOU THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE? WE TRACK DOWN YOU EX TO FIND OUT"

the absolute state of womens magazines

>>37224602

>missing
>blown up into unidentifiable pieces.

How do I go about looking for a new job?

I absolutely hate my current one but the money is OK and I'm just stuck there. The only problem is I have no idea what I want to do and my current job is in a pretty niche industry with not many transferable skills.

>>37224100
F-Zero GX
I love the speed and the characters.

>>37224348
>A child's life is comparable to a free taxi ride
Great insights Joshua

>>37224482
>You can't fuck our countries up

lad, any Islamic dominated countries were already absolute shit holes. We intervened in your country because we tried to westernize it, and half of you fuckers asked us for help because of all the fucked up dictators you had in power. anyway, you're attacking kids who have no political allegiances.

>>37224640
Only nintendo game since the 64 days I've actually enjoyed. So good.

>>37224522
i do love skyrim but it does feel a bit lifeless compared to oblivion

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>>37224141
Oh don't you worry. I heard about it.
I'm disappointed in him.

- PM Kev x

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>>37224100
Touhou 6

Shows how fucked up and warped the sense of morality of the people in this thread is.

>Idolise Shipman who killed over 200 people around Manchester
>Demonise man who kills 22 in Manchester

The only differential is race so let's face it: you guys are just racially motivated.

I thought I was a bit fucked up but clearly I'm more well-adjusted than most of you because I despise them both, for all the suffering they've caused to victims and loved ones.

>>37224752
look at this holier than thou normalshite

>>37224752
i have always thought that the shipman meme was retarded. he isnt even that interesting.

>>37224752
shippers took mercy on old people who were suffering, when i get to the point where i'm shitting myself and can't remember my own name i'd want a lethal dose

>>37224752
One killed kids.
One killed old women.

One looks like a nice grandfather type who would find britfeel oddly amusing
The other would hate britfeel and isn't a comfy grandad type

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>>37224273
keep it up tilde, we love you

>>37224752
Shipman happened almost 18 years ago. Also shipman didn't do it in a violent and terrorising manner.
I'm pretty sure if this guy injected morphine into 22 people no one in this thread would give a shit.

>>37224795
People would praise him as the second Shipman if he did the Morphinr route.

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>>37224555
>Good job attacking civilians very brave of you
Isn't this what your army's like to call "collectable damage"
Anyway nobody is shedding tears for the children who died from your funding of terrorism, installing totalitarian puppet governments and droning. I don't see why I should for yours
>>37224653
>We intervened in your country because we tried to westernize it

You should honestly become a comedian

I make near average wage as a neet, I just bought a phone thats worth more than my mum's car, (live on my own) its making me feel guilty as fuck and I might resell it

>>37224835
>collectable
collateral*

>>37224843
Buy your mum a car as a present next.

>>37224752
Don't fuck up the thread you fucking fanny

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>>37224856
I already lent her the money for the car

>>37224793
stop posting this image of cute anime girls eating pizza cunt it makes me want pizza

>>37224843
What mobile mate

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>Thought I'd locked the toilet door
>Some average steve walked in on me with my dick in my hand and I turned around in shock in full view while he said sorry
>He saw my small phimosis dick in full view
>Hes probably laughing retelling his story to all his mates
>He didn't even push me further into the toilet room and bum me

>>37224872
I want a picture of Shipman, Kev and Hillman sharing a pizza. milkcat is also at the table

>>37224752
Neck yourself you spastic.

>>37224890
Had a quality chuckle to this.

>>37224843

How you faggot. Are you on UC?

>tfw at 450 calories this late in the day and my body is telling me "eat fatty eat" but i want to wait a bit longer before having a proper meal

>>37224882
samsung s8, I was gunna get the s7 since its nearly the same thing, I didn't expect to win it at that price (ebay) I could resell it instanly for a bit more on gumtree

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>THREAT LEVEL RAISED TO CRITICAL

Armed forces to be deployed on the street.

WELCOME TO THE POLICE STATE LADS.

>>37224966
it clearly says this is a comfy thread in the op

fuck off back to pol

>>37224835
lad, if you want to understand why we attacked you should read the Peloponnese war.

we attacked because we wanted to further our imperial reach. i dont feel sorry because your country was backwards and through sacrifice we would have created a greater world. most of your coutries in the middle east are not even industrialized, you're so backwards.

your attacks are redundant and are purely an irrational reaction. you fuckers started it in the fucking middle ages anyway so dont give me the "b-but you attack us first" bull shit. you would do exactly the same thing if you had the power.

>>37224966

looks like my comfy nightwalk has been fucked

Just got back from getting a massage with a happy ending from a 34 year old chinese woman. AMA

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Vietnam war songs and beer.
Pretty comfy tbqhwayl

>>37225049
Where?
Price?
Attractiveness of said chinese woman?

hey lads is it illegal to drink in public because i'm drinking a can of stella while walking my dog right now

going to get a slice of toast and cuppa in light of the threat level being increased

any bets on where they're attacking next?

>>37224966
Calm the fuck down, it'll be at airports, parliament and Wembley. Shit like that, not on your street

>>37224966
>further terrorist attacks expected IMMINENTLY

>>37224752

Shipman mostly euthanased people at the end of their natural life, for the few that he truly murdered, they were still very old, and he did it peacefully and painlessly.

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>Salman Abedi has been named by police as the suspected suicide bomber who killed 22 people and injured 59

Strong British name

>>37224966
might have to call work and say i won't be coming in
>mfw i work in a supermarket

>>37225121
>>37225098

I'd be weary of football matches, and I'd also wouldn't be surprised if they go for polling station in June.

I'd expect polling stations to have military protection.

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>>37225112

TFW I LIVE AT WEBMLEY INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT, PARLIAMENT TERMINAL

>>37225091
>Where?
Her apartment in Newcastle
>Price?
20 bong, extra 10 for HE
>Attractiveness of said chinese woman?
unfortunately I don't have any pictures but she's a solid 7-8. She could honestly pass for 25-27 years old. Quite tall, about 5'7 but skinny and had quite the booty

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>>37225022
>we attacked because we wanted to further our imperial reach
You can drop all the "w-we wanted to civilise you", it really doesn't go any deeper than this. The reason you funded the Iranian and Iraq military coup, that you droned and funded terrorists in Libya, that you're all buddy buddy with the Saudi royals is for one reason. These countries were more liberal and even likely to be westernised until you began attacking them. All of this is a result of your actions

Why are Lego star wars so expensive lads, I just want an x wing

>>37225216
millennials are willing to pay for it

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>got bleach in my anus

I just gotta keep shitting it clean, right?

>>37225216
LEGO has gone up in price slightly and disney needs their jew money so they put on licensing fees on top

>>37224793
Thank you ebinlad, I love you too~

>>37224955
>450 calories

That is very low lad. You'd be better off cutting to around 1600-ish and exercising more. When you limit your intake that much a binge is inevitable at some point. You are also better off eating a meal now so your body will have time to burn off some of the calories, eating before bed is not good~

>>37225194

do you reckon i could go for a midnightwalk with some tunes and a few cans tonight? I live in a big city but wont be going into the centre. Just dont fancy either getting jihaded or tasered by armed rozzers

got no food in until payday, this is a very uncomfy feeling lads

>tfw you'll never have a threesome with ebina and tilde
Fucking end me here

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>>37225255
How on earth did you get bleach in your anus?

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I live in York, are the terror-terrorists gonna blow up the Minster now that the threat level's critical

>>37225216
Don't buy an X-Wing set right now, there are only Disney SW era X-Wings right now, wait until they redo a proper X-Wing set.

>>37225288

Same, but my payday is friday, how long have you got to wait lad?

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>Son of Libyan refugees

See the refugees are fine, it's just the kids that will kill you in 20 years time.

Let's import 50,000 of them

t farron

>>37225258
dont worry tilde, ill be eating more tonight, i just didnt want to eat more right now, but thank you so much for your concern, youre a really nice person, im exercising, while not much at the moment im still exercising and managing my calories

>>37225319
end of the month pal, got 8 days to stave off the hunger pangs, might end up eating my neighbour at this rate

>>37225314
apparently they've smuggled a nuclear warhead into the UK

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>just registered to go be in the audience for jezza
gonna see if security steve wants to take me outside and scuttle me behind the biffa bins tbdesu

>10pm
>Not pitch black

>>37225215
you're retarded. you do realize that all this shit in the middle east was a state crime and done with out the consent of the public?

terrorists attack random people that have nothing to do with it. scarring people with terrorists attacks will just help the state to cause more state crime, and cause more destruction in the middle east.

the reason "we" attacked you was as i said to further the imperial reach. "we" destroyed your corporations, and set up western markets to control your economy, we set up puppet politicians to control your politics. if your reaction it to kill random people, you were never capable of leading your country anyway and have only proven how politically inferior you are.

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>>37225290
>tfw I'll never have any romantic or sexual experience at all

nevermind a degenerate britfeel threesome

>>37225315
Poe 's x wing looks nice with the black and orange, but to I am waiting for the original ones to come back. The new snowspeeder set looks great as well

>>37225366
SSanon
SS
Security Steve.

This makes sense.

>>37225340
>im still exercising and managing my calories

Good lad. It might be tough at times but keep at it and you'll get the results you want. If you need any support or encouragement you are more than welcome to chat to me!

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>>37225302
>cleaning the toilet
>squirt bleach into the bowl
>walk away whilst waiting for it to do its thing
>forgot about it
>need a dump
>shit right into the bleach mixed water
>it was a massive log
>splash back shoots right up into my slowly closing hole
>immediately begins to pulsate and sting
>"Oh shit"
>dive into the shower with shit still covering my crack
>turn it onto jet mode
>jam the shower head as far up there as it will go
>spend over an hour rinsing my ass
>pain begins to subside but not completely
>look in the mirror at my ring
>its red raw and bleeding slightly
>put some tissue and aloe vera up there
>post this

I blame my poor working memory.

>>37225470
It's Service Station isn't it?

>>37225460
Got my Snowspeeder set today, happy about that, so far the sets I own (ignoring sets from my childhood) are, Y-Wing, First Order TIE (this was a gift, the regular TIE would have been my choice as I'm not keen on Disney era things), A-Wing, Sandcrawler, Death Star and now Snowspeeder.

>>37225483
thank you tilde, ive been working on losing weight for around a year now, i think im still obese and recently i fell back into the pit of just eating pure junk for around 2 weeks so im sure i probably killed a lot of progress i made over the past year since its so much easier to gain weight, havent even weighed myself because im too scared to see the damage ive done, but im trying to get back on exercising and calorie managing

>>37225491
FFS lad
F
S

thet

what does that word mean to you?

>>37225556
I do not think two weeks would make enough of a difference to kill a year of progress desu. You are better off weighing yourself about once a week at the same time as well. It's really incredible that you have kept it up for a whole year, you should be really proud of yourself anon!

>>37225628
i dont know what it means. i just imagine some black gang banger when i read it

>>37224273
>binge eat
>don't purge
haha whoops

Um now that the terrorist has been confirmed as a brit can we stop blaming Islam?

He probably blew the concert up because his favourite team lost in the footy.

>>37225397
>you're retarded. you do realize that all this shit in the middle east was a state crime and done with out the consent of the public?

The public were comfortable with the wealth being stolen by the people but no no no it was nothing to do with them
Until their kids begin experiencing the same hell you havocked on the east. Now people suddenly care
>terrorists attack random people that have nothing to do with it.

They vote, they benefit, they are accountable

>the reason "we" attacked you was as i said to further the imperial reach. "we" destroyed your corporations, and set up western markets to control your economy, we set up puppet politicians to control your politics. if your reaction it to kill random people, you were never capable of leading your country anyway and have only proven how politically inferior you are.

People are reacting rationally, they have the right mindset and understand that the east and west are at war. Jihad naturally follows from here

thinking I might come up with a plan to get some christian woman to fall in love with me and have a big family desu

someone needs to get our birthrates up after all, and we all know ebinlad's not going to do it! haha

>>37225670
Aww I hope you don't feel guilty or anything anon! The occasional binge is perfectly okay~

>>37225512
Saving up for the snowspeeder have an older smaller one and hoping for a decent star destroyer to come out again

>>37225658
for me it is, at least from experience, i could go 6 out of 7 days of a week eating around 1600 calories and exercising, but if i have a day where i just decide to have a kebab and chips, even if i exercise on that day, ill gain around 0.5kg to 1kg of weight, i always (before i stopped weighing myself) would weigh myself on a sunday, and would make sure to go to the bathroom beforehand for consistent results, and for the 2 weeks i wasnt just having a kebab and chips for that day but eating pizza and kebabs etc etc so i think it would have been extremely damaging

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The Sexy Kev party put out a new statement.

>>37225348
update: my housemate who hates me ordered a pizza and laughed at me and told me to fuck off when i asked for a slice

it's like the fucking depression all over again

>>37225819
Haha what cheeky banter. They should come use /britfeel/

>>37225805
god save sexy kev

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>>37225488
>immediately begins to pulsate and sting
gives me a bit of a stiffy desu

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>>37225757
Was it this set? I had this when younger. But good luck on saving, you don't have to worry too much because they keep the sets up and available to buy for around 6 months or maybe longer. As for the Star Destroyer set, I'm hoping they'll do a UCS Star Destroyer, or maybe rerelease the Super Star Destroyer, personal favourite would be them doing a UCS Venator Class Star Destroyer.

>>37225422
I could pat your head and hold your hand.

>>37225696
>The public were comfortable with the wealth being stolen by the people but no no no it was nothing to do with them

most people dont even know about the political side of it though, they are going through their life with other concerns. do you really think the average persons is that political savy. most people were brainwashed into thinking that we were in the middle east to battle terrorism. fucking hell lad. and as i said, they were state crimes and they occurred because of manipulation by the elite.

you are so fucking uneducated on this.

regardless of ones political allegiances, attacking and targeting civilians is stupid.

>they have the right mindset and understand that the east and west are at war

fuck off ya tit. we have been slaughtering you since Darius fled from Alexander, and we will keep on slaughtering you in any war.

>>37225775
The issue with weight is it can fluctuate a lot senpai, so if it changes give it a few days to see if it is permanent. I know you are probably very scared lad but lapses happen and the important thing is that you are back on track. Give it a few days of tracking your intake before weighing yourself again imo~

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>>37225842
o-ok that would be nice

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A previous statement by the Sexy Party.

>>37225879
what i was planning on doing is going around 2-3 weeks of hardcore dieting and sticking to my exercise and calorie management before weighing myself again because im just afraid of seeing that number back up and being demoralised by it so much that i just give up and start stuffing my face, im just using the motivation i have at the moment to keep going

thank you though tilde for being able to chat with me about this and letting me get my thoughts out into the open

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>>37225839
Noice set lad. I still have that one lying around somewhere.
I got this one for christmas from my aunt and uncle as a kid

Post trax.
https://youtu.be/uq-gYOrU8bA

>>37225960
There is something about the old sets I like, the blockiness of them, how primitive they are compared to the modern ones, absolutely love it.

>>37225961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc

If you insist ffs

>>37225290
>>37225842
>>37225422
you know when you smell a blokes cock and arse up close you won't be into it lads

come on don't feel bad

>>37225976
I feel the newer ones use more unique parts and include weird little gimmicks like a firing feature.
Older ones just feel comfier.

>>37225976
I think it's because it was being lego rather than trying to be a scale model

>>37225923
That might be a better idea anon, At least that way you are less likely to lose motivation~

And you can talk to me any time lad!

>>37225992
That's why you offer them a lap pillow and head patting and make sure you shower first.

>>37225992
how is female vagina/bum supposed to smell any better? its repulsive

I think I've discovered why the bomber went for the Ari concert lads. Maybe he thought that in order to get 72 virgins in heaven he had to take them from earth.

>>37225992
this is why you strictly top and never get your face close to the bum bum

>>37226053
t. sickipedia

>>37226046
Female arse smells just as disgusting.

I used to do 69 quite a lot with my ex, and often her arse would smell of shite and I'd just have to put up with it and get on with it.

I hate giving girls head desu. Your whole face becomes a wet, stinky, clammy mess and you spend the whole time sniffing pooey arse.

>>37226065
I'll have you know that was premium OC

>>37225839
Yeah that's the one I got, I figured the big set will be up at least until Xmas, I would love a super star destroyer set I am pretty sure there was one in the past the venator class would be cool even the victory class would make me happy

>>37226087
Stealing it to post on sickipedia then

>>37226080
>often her arse would smell of shite and I'd just have to put up with it and get on with it.
well you are a trooper

>>37225992
I've sucked a guy off and it didn't smell of anything lad. I think you just had some unhygienic guy

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>facebook

sdfs

>>37226297
the guy seems to have his head screwed on but it's a bit depressing he actually needs to state this to fellow muslims

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>>37224348
>young girls excepting a taxi ride from pakis within 50 miles of rochdale
Fucking hell that's dodgy

>>37226297
god facebook is filled with so much shite

>>37226351
he probably alerted all the muslims in the area of what he was doing, the taxi drivers parked up near and were ready to have white girls fleeing bundled up into their cars

kind of like the italian job with muslims and white girls

>>37226382
t. rochdale muslim

>>37226383
>kind of like the italian job with muslims and white girls
Fucking top kek, lad

>>37226395
it's just this whole self masturbation "my thoughts on X pls share and like" posts that irritate me

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>threat level critical
>have to get a train tomorrow
on a scale of The Polar Express to the 7/7 bombings how fucked am i?

>wake up
>still talking about it
I'm going back to sleep

>>37226461
where you off to laddo?

>>37225992
Mens' dicks smell? I sucked off a dude and his peen didn't smell. Must just depend on how clean the person is.

>>37226461
>tfw my own bike
>going to the seaside tomorrow just for the hell of it
feels good man

>>37226241
>>37226522
guys no bully i furiously scrub and wash my cock till it hurts and im in severe pain but it always seems to smell right after i get out of the shower

finally did it lads, just emailed my local food bank. their website said some shit about getting a voucher from some agency first but fuck i'll jump through any hoops right now

>>37226571
Are you drying it properly? Maybe try using some sort of anti-bacterial soap too.

>>37226607
i dry my bellend, shaft and crotch with a towel and then i apply talcum powder to my crotch area

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Just got a mid end racing wheel and pedals, and I've been flying down Mt. Akin in an MX5 in Assetto Corsa 2 with realism turned up full.

It's scary how realistic sim racing is now, especially since my wheel fights against me like a real car.

All in all I'd say it was a good purchase.

>want to torrent a film
>can't find a torrent
Fuck

>>37226656
I'm out of ideas. Maybe you just imagine it smells and are crazy.

>>37226738
i wish this was the case but its not, i hate it so much, but ill try getting some anti bacterial soap and hopefully, maybe that will do the job

>>37226565
tfw i did this even though my nearest coast was 90 miles away.

>leave 6am
>cycle all morning
>take occasional stops in villages for a can of monster and a snickers
>eventually reach Coast at about 5pm
>realise i don't have much to do there
>get a train home almost immediately

truly a comfy adventure

>>37226789

You must have been knackered m8

>>37226789
i meant motorbike
I ain't cycling 20 miles kek

>>37226861
did you take your motorbike on the train?

>>37226861

>motorbike
>cycle all morning

U fuckin wot

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Made some hot chocolate in my Sports Direct mug. Gonna get comfy tonight. How are you lads doing tonight?
Post waifus.

>>37226887
They're two different anons

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Just got home from a gig in Manchester. It was pretty great and the city centre seems the same as every Tuesday night. Think we'll be alright.

Saffa here. Sorry friendos

>>37226896

Oh right.

This anonymous stuff eh.

>>37226906
>The UK will unironically become more dangerous than south africa in our lifetime

what a turn of events

Think I might have lung cancer lads. If it turns out to be true and terminal I'll write my shit off to one of you if you like.

>>37226874
>>37226887
I'm not him you fucking bellends
sober up

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>>37226892
>Post waifus.
Why is this phrase all fine and dandy in /britfeel/ but when I ask people to post frogs I get treated like I'm nigger hitler or some shit?

Also post frogs.

>>37226899
what do you think jackie chan is like in bed? i bet he's amazing from all of that martial arts training

>>37226930
Guess we had the last laugh, eh?

that was inappropriate

>>37224083
Makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside to see my memes posted, thanks for that lad.

>>37226949
you're right about the drunk bit

>>37226963
Maybe a few years ago but he's in his 60s now so I imagine he's slowed down a bit

>>37226874
took my bicycle on the train, had to sit in the special segregated carriage for bicycles and consider my life choices
>>37226861
reee bikechad

>>37224083
I Ship hope you guys don't do this.

>>37226947
>I'll write my shit off to one of you if you like.

i would cherish any books lad. you can give the rest of the lads what ever they want.

hope you dont have anything wrong with you. if you do have lung cancer lad, i will come and visit you.

>>37226985
>bikechad
not on a 125cc w/ L plates m8

>>37226962
>Also post frogs.
Fucking disgusting lad.

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>Lake district has England's highest peak

PEAK DISTRICT BTFO! THEY WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS!

>>37226985

>bikechad

I've got one too anon, I think there are a few lads with momobikes on here.

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>>37226962
Pepe is only just recovering from being a normie meme. I'll post my favourite anyway.

>>37227008
>Lake District has the lakes and peaks

How will the East Midlands recover?

>>37226988
Don't be daft. If I end up having terminal cancer I'm writing a will then taking a header off the tallest building or bridge I can find. Also I have a bit in savings I can give. Only mandatory part of the deal is you take good care of my kot.

>>37226964
vocaroo your weird accent please

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>>37227005
>Fucking disgusting lad.
Don't be a prick bruv

>>37227023
Don't have that one, saved.

>>37227004
>>37227014

well your transport is chad compared to mountain/road hybrid bicycle from probably argos

>tfw too scared of punctures to get a road bicycle

>>37226947
Shit lad lung cancer is a horrible way to go, hope you are all clear

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>>37226892
>get super comfy
>check time
>have to go to bed for work tomorrow
Eeeeeeuuurrrrrrggggggghhh

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>>37227068
Best say sorry for calling me a prick. It hurt my feelings ;_;

>>37227038
>Only mandatory part of the deal is you take good care of my kot.

i already have a cat lad, he used to be feral and hates any other cates; he gets terribly jealous. im sure one of the homeless anons could do with the savings. i would make sure your cat goes to a good home but im not sure if i could take him in.

>>37227062
As long as you can guarantee me no bullying

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MIUnbdpg3n

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>>37227116
Fucking hell looking at that chip butty makes me want one so fucking bad.

>>37227133
you sound Canadian but with a cold

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>Moving to Manchester soon

How fucked am I?

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Have a chip butty

- President Kev

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>>37226892
nice and comfy myself had a day watching films and just watching animatrix and waiting for some food to be delivered now.

>>37227169
it's already been crossed off the list, it won't get hit again, the lazy buggers

>>37227160
>You sound Canadian

What did I say about the bullying ;_;

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>>37227116
>It hurt my feelings ;_;
Would it help if I rub your winkie a little bit?

>>37227072

I want to get a little bicycle bell to ring at cyclists as I ride past them.

>>37227201
Thanks Mr Welcoming Swedish Man.

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/mu/ does this top 10 albums thing quite often, but I feel like I would get bullied if I posted this there. Brifeel is a friendly general, right?

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>>37226892
Turns out nothing happened of significance with my sister or anyone she has ever known in manchester so that's alright. She did the usual pointless liberal response though.

>>37227093
Only symptoms I've had are a cough that's been getting worse for about 3 weeks, loss of appetite, and coughing blood a couple of times. Might be just be a really sore throat + effect of smoking but I figured I'd get checked out.

>>37227126
Sound. As long as I know the little bugger will be alright.

>>37227201
>twf looking at the girl in this gives you a hard on

i need to sort my fucking head out lads. what the fuck am i doing.

>>37227234
are you a brit though? if not fuck off we arent just going to suck your dick

>>37227258
ofc, I am sophiefriend

>I am now looking up what dying with lung cancer feels like

fucking hell lads this is grim

>>37227234
only album i have listened to from them is the kendrick lamar one.

good kid is a good album but i personally think it is over rated.

>>37227234
maybe you should fuck off back to mu then music fag

>>37227288
im sure they will have you on a load of drugs that will ease the pain

>>37227281
Explains your shit tastes in music and women.

>>37227246
>self inserting so you can make yourself bust a massive load while you imagine being forcibly violated by an arabian amphibian
Mate, it's time to go and see your gp.

>>37227234
Only two I've listened to are Pure Heroine and Antidotes. Both great, so it's a yes from me.

Antidotes isn't even Foals' best album 2bh. Holy Fire is better imho

>>37227298
ur so mean I've been there fewer than 20 times.
>>37227291
I'd struggle to name a better album of its genre in the last ten years. The Underachievers or Earl Sweatshirt maybe.
>>37227313
debate me one on one

Just cracked open a cold one.
Makes me miss truck boys.

>>37227169
If you're moving to Didsbury or even Chorlton, it's the comfiest place in the world. Everywhere else is hit and miss. Cool city centre though.

>>37227324
>debate me one on one
Your music taste is shit
Your taste in females is also shit

Debate over.
I'm hosting Eurovision next year.

>>37227322
<3 you anon. I do love the intro to holy fire.
Can we agree that their last album was a fall from grace? Yannis went to Oxford ffs, the lyrics really took a turn for the worse
>>37227347
I can't argue with this logic

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>>37224083
>>37224508
>>37226966
New and improved version

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>Yeah well it's not just Muslims Christians did stuff too! Like the crusades!

Why do people even argue this? What makes people think that I give a shit about what Christians do? If a Christian bombs an abortion clinic then they're a prick too.

>>37227327
I just finished this batch of exams, I'll drink for the first time in two months tomorrow in their honour. Not bud though, that shit's nasty.

>>37227324
>I'd struggle to name a better album of its genre in the last ten years

im not hating lad. just saying my opinion. i personally think my beautiful dark fantasy is better. not many good hiphop albums have been released in the past 10 years. most of the best hiphop stuff came out in the 90s.

>>37227361
I actually kind of liked What Went Down. The lyrics are nothing special, but the songs are fucking quality.

And yes, the intro to Holy Fire is great.

>>37227401
Pretty much what I've done. Handed in the last of my work, cracked open some cold ones.

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>>37227391
>He isn't a Christian

>>37227391
the crusades was fucking hundreds of years ago, and one wrong doesent make a right. fucking retarded logic.

>>37227448
Show MORAL folder pls

>>37227391
It's a ridiculous argument that has no modern basis. The crusades ended over 700 years ago and they were in reaction to islamic expansion in the first place.

>Muslims do something good like volunteer or give blood in the wake of an attack
>"See Muslims are good people"
>It's always a Ahmadi muslim group
>That group of Muslims that the Muslim council of Britain has said aren't "real" Muslims and has petitioned the UK government to stop referring to them as Muslims

Makes you think.

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>>37227456
This one is by far my favourite

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>>37227456
Not really sure what to put here

>>37227462
>they were in reaction to islamic expansion in the first place

The ones against the Pagans were literal Durka tier

Christianity historically was just as fucked, but yes in a modern basis Islam has not changed.

>>37227502
I'll treasure it forever, anon
>>37227511
rare

>>37227512
>Christianity historically was just as fucked

Only if you old 11th century Christians to the moral standards of today, which would be stupid.

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>>37227536
For comfy morals

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>>37227536
My favourite reaction image

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>>37224268
>timesplitters 2
mah boi
best soundtrack of any game imo, I might even buy the OST off bandcamp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvPpl717sTE

>>37227545
I just get triggered when I see people talking about the crusades solely about the holy land, there's an image floating around like Crusades vs Jihads that annoys me to no end with its inaccuracy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Crusades

Lets face it lads, most of you could do with a lethal does of MORALITY

>Manchester Attack: Vigil poem of defiance

Yeah! That'll show those terrorists!

>>37227622
Charlemagne's work making Saxony christian probably falls into that category too. It was basically a crusade because Charlemagne couldn't get enough of the pope's cock in his mouth.

>>37227482
Is this true lad? I never knew this. Could i have a source please so i can look into it more

>frequently get strong cases of deja vu
i know it's bullshit but it keeps happening

>>37227685

http://www.mcb.org.uk/position-statement-the-muslim-council-of-britain-and-ahmadis/

>>37224100
Probably halo 3 tbqhwyliibh

Reminder to vote for your local independent candidate, if you even get the chance.

>>37227891
Yes so you can piss your vote away and change nothing in a time when tory has majority rule

Vote for the bus pass Elvis party!

>>37227898
That kind of attitude leaves us forever bouncing between Labour and Tories, both of whom absolutely everyone hates.

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>>37227920
Not voting is the only reasonable choice.

>>37227939
Ten years ago you'd be right, now there's a majority it's completely different.
You will piss your vote away if you vote independent this time round.

>>37227898
Don't even bother. Voting is pissing your time away.

>>37227939
>>37227898
>>37227920
>>37227955
t. Tory shills

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>>37227391
I have an image for that.

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>>37227985
How does not voting make me a Tory shill?

>tfw wagecucking tomorrow
>tfw my workplace is not and never will be a viable target for a bomb

Fuck sake lads, kill me desu

I think what we need to do is vote tory but then protest all the negative shit they do.

like taking things away and blocking internet.

unfortunately nobody will do that.

>>37228038
They'd rather people vote for independents who don't have a chance than Labour

>>37228082
That's not how voting works lad

>>37228082
Like the 4 day riots after the tuition fee rise

That sure did a lot didn't it

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even fall behind and fail at making friends online

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>Not voting for the only party against the investigatory powers act

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>>37228084
>Dude you have to vote Labour so the Tories don't win

Why would I vote for a shit party to stop another shit party getting in?

>>37227968
You're probably definitely right, but I'm gonna waste my vote on principle all the same.
I can't vote Labour and I can't vote Tory. Neither of them deserve it. Won't vote for one just to go against the other.

It's like a choice between being raped in the ass missionary or doggy style.

Anyone else feel as though they're going to have a little bit less patience around certain people after Manchester? Just for a day or two?

>>37228136
Might as well just not vote them to be honest

>>37224100
Dragon's Dogma

It's the only RPG that has amazing gameplay, which is more than can be said for 99% of RPGs. The character customisation is great too, you can make an archer that weilds a longsword or a Knight/mage with a sword and shield.

GOAT game

bitcoin's still going up

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>>37228173
BUY BUY BUY

>>37224100
Probably Europa Universalis 2

>>37228215
gonna buy regardless, I'm gonna spend it fairly soon though

>>37228173
>>37228215
You can exchange Bitcoin for Bong right?

i think what has happened is perfect for our country, we now have white soldiers on our streets, people who hate any one non white, this is perfect and soon they will start cleansing our streets

>tfw you lived to see non whites purged from our country by our brave lads

fucking HYPED

>>37228264
do soldiers really hate none whites? ive never heard this

sounds cool

>>37228264
No, people are all "unity", "diversity", "love not hate" bullshit

The country is dead. You need to realise that