Ravioli quest

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>KNIFE
>CAN
DO THE KNIFE CAN STAB IT

curb stomp the can, then eat the remains of the carcass like the wild animal you know you are

They're testing you to see if you're too autistic to ask a teacher for a can opener.

I think you have made a mistake posting here.

>>37225041
no tools?

>>37225041
rub the top on something coarse, like a concrete pavement
once you shave off the top edge you can open the lid easily

Cave the lid in with your elbow

>>37225041
are you american? If so, shoot it

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>>37225074

>knife
>school

Pick one

>>37225231
Why are you shaking hands with an unlockable character?

>>37225246
Are you gonna help us open the can or nah?

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Set it on fire with a bunsen burner or something

>>37225231
Ask the nice black kid to borrow his knife

>he said he doesn't carry a knife, that's silly. don't be racist, anon
bullshit

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>>37225041
Stab straw in top and enjoy

>>37225041
is noone seriously curious as to why his teacher gave him a can of ravioli? like how does this happen?

>>37225231
If you have a quarter you can run it back in forth along the inner edge of the top of the can and it'll eventually open.

coax the ravioli out of the can with the power of meme rap
https://youtu.be/zuDoKrc5K08

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>>37225447
one step at a time anon, OP is hungry and only we can save him, we can ask questions later

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>>37225447
She had extra groceries for a charity and gave it in a box.

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THOSE FUCKING NIGGERS TOOK IT!

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The first taste of glory

>>37226130
You two gonna use it as lube or what?