Fake tinder

"Let me reem out your poop schute with me massive bear cock"

>>37224707
Safe gash wanna bang?

Do you know 4Chan?
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I am Slovak alpha man you want big dick in pusi

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>>37224766
Better deliverino OP

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>>37224766
Sent

Originalloooorrde

>>37224824
OP responsible for more newfags
I've never said this unironically before KILL YOURSELF!

"Me dick is real big wanna see cunt"

>>37224824
inb4 she won't answer anyways
except you're chad^2
show profile btw

>>37224824
It's not funny if we have to translate everything you say

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She doesn't know

>>37224899
>XD
I think we're in for a treat here
Convince her to send nudes

>>37224880
My photos. That's everything so far.

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>>37224928
Forgot pic. Dumb me

Origggi

"You know?I have a dick,right?And you,you have a mouth and a tongue,so?When you gonna suck my dick???"

>>37224939
This collection of selfie-tier portraits passes as Chad these days? Damn, I can do this with pictures of my own face.

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>>37224899
I'm going to bomb [insert polish parliament name here] tomorrow at exactly 13:37. Check the news tomorrow.

you into anal?

You need to eat all the eggs

Oreganoli

"I'll pay you 5,000(currency) to take a shit directly on my chest"

>>37224971
unless you have a 7 inch wiener minimum that wont do shit.

>>37224974
He'll be checking the news from a prison cell.

>>37224899
So you're not interested in virgins?

>>37225010
You could be castrated and score tinder dates if all it takes is a portrait.
But it's 6.5"x5.5", I guess that's good enough.

>>37224974
seconding this origami originalo

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It's a philipenesse basket weaving forum. I like weaving

Are you an archaeologist

Origubal

>>37225057
>But it's 6.5"x5.5", I guess that's good enough.
dicklets like you dont have a chance against chad or tyrones dick.

>>37224899

What is this faggot OP doing? You are supposed to roleplay as normal and see how many you score. Not to blow the whistle.

You just pwned the whole thing, try with another.

>>37225052
Reroll because rollerino the reroll

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>>37225084
Oh you and your weak memes. You don't really think girls can tell the difference between 6.5" and 7" without a measuring tape?

>>37225106
It's literally showing how cock thirsty she is. She humiliates herself here.

>>37224939

>Bottom left is obviously old as shit or not even the same guy
>still works out

whew lads.

In case of dubs:

"Haha, guess I'm lucky then. Better not spoil our secret club" translated accordingly.

>>37225106
Actually you're supposed to be as autistic as possible and see how many you can still score simply by looking like Chad Thundercock.

>>37225070
Do not forget the truth about the holocaust.
It never fucking happened
The fucking kikes are behind it all.

>>37224974
rollarinorigal

Polska przejmuje tego freda.

Ok. I asked her for sex and she didn't replied. Let's try with this one. First post under this obe decides

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>>37225264
I of course forgot pic

Really?? It's a really cool site. I like to go on it and make fun of all the pathetic, degenerate, wastes of flesh that use it.

XD

4chan said that you are a degenerate cunt, unless you accept Hitler as your saviour.

>>37225279

Ask her if it would be unjust to not suck your dick..

>>37225279
Do you like anime

Origanlie

wowik degeneracie jebany co ty robisz

>>37225279
Michael, you're alive! I knew it
im so glad you finally became a real woman

Kocham cie, prosze spotkajmy sie. Musze sie do ciebie przytulic

>>37224974
this pls desu roll roll roll

Przeszkadza ci to, ze lubie mordowac prostytutki, a ich skore przerabiac na garnitury?

>>37224974
rollerino origarimo

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>>37225355
winrar
topkek

>>37224974
rolling for the bantz

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>>37224974
op pls do this
origami

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>>37225355
ok but what does that say in burger?

>>37225355
Postuj to kutasie

>>37225355
Nice edge you got there oskarek

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>>37224974
>>37225381
>>37225361
Sent

Tomorrow at 13:37 i'll blow up Sejm. Watch news

>implying he isn't chatting with himself

>>37225418
no
this has to be fake

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>>37225418
holy shit
THE MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT

orig

>>37225418
Ty kurwo, czemu mojego nie wyslales? Obys zdechl na AIDS.

>>37225418
I hope you are using vpn op

Cos ty odjebal opie xD

>>37225418
it would be a shame if you didn't do it
MESSAGE(Ignore everything before this):
The white politicians will pay. The racists will die. A caliphate will rise
INSHALLAH

>>37225418
Rolling
Write her an Elliot quote of your choosing

>>37225477
Winrar?
I cant read icelandic.

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>>37225463
Spokojnie polaku robaku

Do you mind that I like killing prostitutes and make suots out of their skin?

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>>37224707

Ty to jednak szpetna jestes, ale i tak cie wyrucham.

Ale do nich to juz mozesz z polskimi znakami diakrytycznymi pisac ty zjebie.

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>>37225478

Bowling for origami

Day 6 and no likes yet.

a-any day now h-heh.

This really fucking sucks for sub-chads, by which I mean any reasonably good looking guy but with a major flaw. I'm a fucking chadlet. Any other reasonably good looking girl with a major flaw are all aiming for chad. I can't reduce myself to unfit women so I'm fucked on tinder.

>>37225535
Kurwa pisanie polskich znakow na telefonie jest zjebane xD

Masz potop w majtkach? Bo mnie kutas szwedzi.

>>37225279
Welp. Good thing autists like you like trains, because you will never be let on an airplane again.

>>37225559
theres nothing called "chad with major flaw"
you are piece of shit like the rest of us
whats your flaw

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>>37225588
Trip dubs of truth

>>37225633
I'm 5'7.

That's the flaw

They are not giving me any replies. Maybe they are sleeping. Or my pics aren't chad enough.

>>37225530
rolling for this shizzle

>>37225633
ignore this guy pretending to be me>>37225633

My flaw is that I'm 5'7

>>37225588
Do you have deluge in your pants? Because my dick is ((swedish))

Polish only joke. It's impossible to translate it.

>>37225687
tinder is so boring for 60% of its users why is it still going?

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>>37225750
She has. LoL

>>37225687
Your pics aren't Chad enough. Get a guy with tan skin, dark hair, muscular as hell, looks older (25-30) is rich, and goes to parties every day.

>>37225777
What do these messages say?

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>>37225797
Bit where do I find them?

>>37225750
then at least explain it, that has to be possible if you're not an idiot

>>37225869
It's word play referencing the Swedish Deluge. The words "itches" and "Swedish" sound similar in Polish.

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>>37225777
>>37225849
-do you have deluge in your pants? Because my dick is swedish
-I don't believe it. XD
-why not? Lets meet. Then you'll believe.
-you think just because you have pretty face you this will work?
>>37225869
Long time ago poland-lithuania was at war with sweden. There were so many of them that it was called The Deluge

>>37225975
Ciekawe czy szmacisko zalapalo zart.

>>37225975
>-you think just because you have pretty face you this will work?
"Yes, tomorrow at eight, meet me at so and so location"