/britfeel/

>>37266426
So eager to make a thread you used a shit image edition more like.

>>37266425
Swallowed something with a bitter/sharp taste.
Not sure what drug that was supposed to be.

>>37266426
I hate the summer

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>>37266426
>one week until summer

You mean it's going to get *hotter*?

Fuck this shit.

Post 'em.

>>37266426
THIS IS THE ACTUAL THREAD LADS. GET OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE.

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Having a nostalgia wank lads

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>>37266426
Summer doesn't officially start Wednesday 21st June, lad
>>37266515
Here you go, lad
>>37266550
Thanks for confirming that this thread is the proper one

>>37266426
So is this now the proper thread?

>>37266595

Yeah, just go for the first one posted with the proper picture.

>>37266595
It never wasn't the proper thread

>>37266595
no it's the other one. originale

>>37266464
Zopiclone has a pretty awful taste that could be similar. Been a while since I had it though

>>37266556
Did she ever get them out?

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>>37266556
Googled her to see about also having a old wank.

Not anymore. She is meant to be only 33 ffs.

How much is weed? Just a general figure will do.

>>37266622

Holy shit, lad. Last had a zopiclone in 2010 and I still remember the taste now

>>37266515
Saber is for anal!

>>37266643
Time time time, what's become of me?

>>37266651
50 queens for a gram.

is question time worth a watch lads? never seen it before
also who asks and answers what questions?

anyone ever tried making their own kebab?

>>37266686
Only with someone hated by most or someone more right wing.
Tonights has neither so it's not worth it, unless you plan to turn it into a drinking game.

>>37266678
gramme of gold maybe

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I fucking hate you. You knew I was planning a thread and you had to go and ruin it by making a shit generic thread.

Enjoy your 500 posts of inane bullshit, waifu posting and inane stories.

I actually made a lot of fucking effort to create the other one. It was going to be a nice planned event with a lot of good discussion. Something that is a bit of change. A bit of excitement. A bit of crumpet.

But you autistic fucks just want the same thing you've had your whole life: a humdrum repetitive boring existence.

Enjoy your crap fags.

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>>37266661
No bully :(

Originolio

>>37266703
Which kind of kebab? I've made the skewers before for barbecue, very easy.

>>37266714
Fuck's sake lad we don't need a special edition to watch question time

>>37266714
you snooze you lose lad

>>37266714
Screenshotted this massive tantrum.

What a fucking batty boy

>>37266714
>But you autistic fucks just want the same thing you've had your whole life: a humdrum repetitive boring existence.

Britain: The thread

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>>37266714

Calm down lad

You sound like someones just shit in your cornflakes

Stop giving me connection errors, you fuck

it's 'ot i need a haircut as it's making me even more sticky

>>37266426
You mean one week until it starts raining until September?

>>37266714
Anon, please do not be mad
I, infact, had this thread prepared since we were at 450 replies on the last one (which I also made)
You may create the next thread instead
Also, fuck off to brit/pol/ with your politics shit

>>37266714
i feel for you lad. i was going to post in your thread.

i apologize on behalf of brit feel

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>>37266714
>this level of anal-devastation

>>37266714
>Enjoy your crap fags.
FOY

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>>37266426

Was this britfeel's doing?

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>>37266714
>Enjoy your 500 posts of inane bullshit, waifu posting and inane stories.

thats why I come here though lad

>>37266714
>It was going to be a nice planned event with a lot of good discussion
It was an event YOU planned that no one else had any interest in. The discussion would be the same discussion we have had for the past few threads about muslims.
If we plan to have the same generic shit, at least keep it comfy.

>>37266714
uncomfy /pol/ invaders BTFO

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Question times bores the tits off me anyway

>>37266720
donner kebab
I found this thing on amazon and making your own fast food seems tempting. (and cheap)

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Kebab-Rotisserie-Grill-Homemade-Machine/dp/B00LEGAGGW/

>>37266714
new meme this lads

quality

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I say at 10.45 we all watch something different altogether and have a comfy discussion about that show.

- PM Kev x

>>37266855
I like this idea, politics is awful

>>37266855
I'm sick of hearing about bloody politics tbqh, it makes no difference where I am anyway

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>>37266714
Looks like you need a dose of chill pills, lad. Let me just ask an esteemed colleague for a second opinion.

>>37266855
who else thinks Kev doesn't represent them and would prefer to see a shipman prime minstership?

>>37266917
I didn't register to vote desu

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But Kev does represent you.

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>>37266515
It's too hot, Lads. It's not even dark what's going on?

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>>37266782
memes have gone too far

>>37266959
i for one welcome PM Kev's strong anti poleaboo stance

>>37266960
It should be dark and cold, the sun hurts my eyes and the heat makes me sweat. When I went for a shower in the morning, it only took 20 minutes before I was sticky as shit.

I hate summertime

I kinda got a promotion at work, I'm now learning to respond to emails from customers

My mum and sister were severely disgusted when I revealed I ate a non-halal chicken sandwich during lunch

My cousin got to meet the queen even though she's not anti-paki and anti-terrorism like me

>take my dog for a walk
>get stopped every two seconds by kids wanting to pet him

fucking hate this time of year, go inside and play video games you little cunts

>>37267034
Stop changing your tripcode you bastard

>>37267076
Why don't you filter the name?

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Gooood evening, /britfeel/!
How are you all doing today?
What have you been up to?
Why is it so fucking hot?

Hope you've all had lovely days whether you enjoyed the sun outside or found a comfy cold cubby hole to chill comfortably in.

Already got sunburn on my nose and I was barely outside today :(

Despair friendo in today?

>>37266855
Dubs, every bloody time Kev.
That's a good idea though, I think.

>>37267090
There's another tripfag who's name includes moni who I like

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>chads walking around with no shirts
FUCK OFF, WALKING TO TESCO ISN'T A COMPETITION

anyone do urban exploration here

>>37267107
I'm feeling very upset len. I tried to make an event thread and got shot down by some troglodyte.
Please comfort me.

>>37267107
>Already got sunburn on my nose and I was barely outside today :(
would you like some of my cum len? i hear it works great on sunburn

>>37267144
>WALKING TO TESCO ISN'T A COMPETITION

It is, and you're losing

>>37267144
>walking home
>couple of chads with no shirts on the other side of the street
>"WHIP THE TITS OUT BIG MAN"

reee

>>37267146
>I tried to turn /britfeel/ into /britpolv2/ and got shut down please comfort me :(

>>37267034

Remember it's not a promotion unless you make more money.

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>>37266515

Too hot tbdesu

Do you suppose it is easy to relocate to Finland

>>37267199
I'm still on probation, so the pay rise is coming

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>>37266974

The world just gets more bizarre each passing day

fucks sake lads, I don't sweat on my underarms, only on my fucking face and it's really embarrassing reeeeeee

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guys I have an interview for a position at a nice place as a bartender because I lied on my CV saying I have a year of bartending experience. What are the standard cocktails that I need to know in the UK, I have a decent memory so i'll pull an all nighter and learn them all and hopefully the tricks of the trade too

>>37267272
say you did it at an islmaic function room so there was no cocktails or mocktails

>>37267272
it's literally tomorrow morning too

>>37267272
>a position at a nice place as a bartender
Fuck off, normie

>>37267272

not to be a dick but google will tell you better than we will.
I hope you know your spirits.

>>37267306
>say you did it at an islmaic function room so there was no cocktails
topkek

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>May 2016
>Use the phrase "St Elliot's day" to describe May 23rd
>Archive confirms I was the first person to say it
>1 year later
>A Journalist, David Futrelle, that has written for Time, The Guardian, Al Jazeera and NYT posts about it on his blog

http://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2017/05/23/reddit-incels-celebrate-misogynist-mass-murderer-elliot-rodger-on-saint-elliots-day/

britfeel rules the world.

>>37267272
Cocktails aren't the issue, you need to be personable and able to get big tips

>>37267272
Only so much you will learn reading. Half the learning comes from actually making the damn things.

Hated making cocktails.

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>>37266714
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>>37266911
Made a little image to document the /pol/fag's rage and level of butthurt

>>37267339
>http://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com

Good for you

This is the original anon who posted that OP.

Thanks, I fabricate all of this bullshit just so I can be a part of a meme like this and now I've done it. Cheers.

>>37267349
>I'm in that image twice.

Quality post lad. Saved this image.

>>37267309
this would be my first ever job i've been NEET for 2 years

>>37267377
P.s Notice how I said

>bit of crumpet

I am pleased I amused you all. Now to get back to writing about my service station adventures and writing my poleaboo stories.

>>37267349
top work lad
>t.snooze man

i have realized that my ideal women is someone smart, quiet and strong.

do women like this exist outside of fiction?

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>>37267177
>Not whipping them out for the lads
>Not getting in with their banter

live a little lad

it won't hurt to be happy with who you are for once

I can respect a fat shit wearing shorts or one that exercises, but it makes me cringe when I see obviously fat shites wearing layers of baggy clothes

Same with balding dudes combing over, you're not fooling anyone m9

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>>37267177
Wish I were there lad, I would have given them what for

>>37267562
>but it makes me cringe when I see obviously fat shites wearing layers of baggy clothes

why? fuck you, im not going to have my disgusting body on display and blind people with my ugliness, im going to try and lose weight and exercise in the privacy of my own home and try to subject the public to as little of my disgusting flab as possible

>poster claims to be female
>ignore post and read the next post

anyone else?

>>37267609
>why?

because you're still ashamed of yourself

it looks weak

>>37267626
I have 'femanon' and 'fembot' filtered

>>37267649
of course im ashamed, every fat person should be, its disgusting, we should be using that shame and disgust to better ourselves rather than embracing being fat

>>37267562
>humiliating yourself to give some cunts a chuckle

>>37267662
Kinda making me want to go out for a walk now.

>>37267674
if youre fat just do something, try to make progress, we shouldnt accept or want to be fat, its not right and its undeniable things would be easier for us if we were in better shape, doing something about it even if its small at first is better than nothing

>>37267692
I know lad. I don't like being this way.

The new Twin Peaks is fucking shit

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>ywn meet SS Anon at Warwick services, because he isn't real

>>37267516
Yes they are called asians

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>>37267516

Acknowledge that Zhongguo nuren exist

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>>37267692

Was this one of you lads?

oregegano

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Steal blueprints

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>>37267782

Does britfeel rig polls now?

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Steal doubles

>>37267146
There's always next time lad, the best thing about britfeel is it's around f o r e v e r

>>37267149
No thanks, only creams approved by the Healthcare Products Regulatory Agency, please

>>37267146
No, this happened >>37267349
It was great.

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Yinggan word of the day - PHARMACY

My neck hurts from fainting yesterday

Lads, brainlet here.
Got a GCSE maths paper 2 (calculator) exam in like a week.

I want to learn everything from scratch.
Kinda like Khan Academy, but everything is fucking Americanised, it's sorta confusing.

What do?

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LADS
Office cleaner anon here from yesterday.

IT WAS FUCKING SHIT.

I HAVE BEEN JUST'D ETERNALLY FFS I hatE my life

>>37267911

30 and still sitting GCSEs. Sad!

>>37267920
How was it shit? What happened?

>>37267911
i bet you have an iq of 90+ smartie

>>37267911
>>37267911
how come you're trying to do a GCSE maths paper?

i remember the government wanted everyone in education to have a passing grade in maths because quite a lot of jobs require it. dont know is this is true anymore

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>>37267911
I'm doing foundation maths level 2 which is GCSE C level but I'm failing at level 1 and its fucking me up. I passed english so easily as well. I was looking for online resource too, didn't like khan academy

>>37267911
Do you know what'll be in it?

>>37268041
Science

yifi

>>37267957
It was just WANK m8. No explanation necessary.

>>37268031
For real, Are you actually retarded?

Alright lads, bit of a serious talk now.

Do you reckon it's fair to prejudge most muslims due to these terrorist attacks?

I'm taking hurling abuse at headscarf-wearing schoolkids, the more openly-predjudice shouting abuse at random people in the street.

I'm of the opinion that it's a quite backward etiquette to act this way towards these people.

kippers/momentum need not apply, I want opinions of people who aren't so skewed to a particular opinion

>>37267964
130 actually.
Weird how I can script algorithms for terrain, 3d modelling in Unity, but can't do highschool-tier maths.

Sad!

>>37268101
you might want to calm down with using the term brainlet then

>>37267957
>>37267957
It was boiling hot, and the place was absolutely packed

anyone have that piccie of a certain chocolate monkey in a certain bowl of milk?

>>37268086
Hate is never productive, but Islam as a religion shouldn't be shielded from scrutiny and criticism

>>37268085
he doxxed himself a few days ago with google maps

what do you think?

>>37268086
Prejudge them on the violence and the rape. Terrorism is only a small part of why I hate Islam.

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>>37266426
>This genetic masterpiece is currently having sex with 72 virgins
>You still are one

>>37268200
pretty sure they never specify what kind of virgins you get up in heaven, it could be anime fans or preteen girls, not worth the risk

>>37268200
the chest on that topless. wish i had genetics that good.

>>37268163
>Terrorism is only a small part of why I hate Islam
Right on the money. Apologists seem to be forgetting what an inhuman ideology Islam is in general even with the terror attacks removed. It's not my style but I have no issue with people actively abusing pakis.

>>37268200
>deano blew up a concert
>haha the absolute madlad,
>typical deano

>>37268245
that's a garbage chest desu

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>>37268124
say no more lad

For guys with a mental health condition, or an extremely stressful life, what do you do to self-soothe when you're struggling?

I've experiemented with a few things but it seems working out quite intensely, using weights that is, has helped me the most. Anyone work out to self-soothe rather than get buff?

>>37268135
>>37268163

Interesting responses, thanks.
Differing views, I wonder what causes that?

I suppose I had a few highly intelligent muslim friends (as a young lad, long since lost touch) and could understand that if they didn't have the impetus to do such act, others must also share the same feeling.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40047816

just seen this lads

who sent a picture of shippy to the latest walker's ad campaign?

>>37268085
>>37268148
any need to be so cruel?

naming calling wont help him, and will only make him feel worse.

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>>37268085
there is a good chance, I can't do long division or subtraction that they teach 8 year olds even after practicing it still goes over my head.

I don't think i'm that stupid of a person but stuff like this just kills me

>>37268273
very immoral of you, i expected better from you

>>37268282
>great shot

kek

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>>37268273
>that video
Peter would be ashamed

>>37268280
There is a major issue with integration. I'm not against immigration but what you have in this country is basically ghettos that have no interest in actually living the British way.

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>>37268282

>Implying britfeel doesn't rig polls

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>>37268321
>>37268343
you think thats bad? what about this

>>37268319
some people just dont have the knack for some things. it doesn't make you retarded.

some of the smartest people were shit at maths.

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>>37268368
Might as well just show off my OC while you're at it lad

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>>37268368
>>37268381
delete this right now

moral original

>>37268365

Hmm. Integration is definitely a thing, yet such a social drive might boost the whole 'breeding out the white race' thing.

I've found this to be interesting though, it does seem that (which could easily be deduced) religious groups tend to stick to an area - not just restricted to Islam.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_London

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>>37268124
Ere ya are ladddie

is vanquish any good lads? keep in mind i've already dropped bayonetta

>>37268574
If you don't like Bayonetta you probably won't like it.
It is a very good game though, I'd suggest picking it up cheap or in the steam summer sale.

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phaal or madras lads?

>>37268626
>phaal

You're too much of a pussy

>>37268630


I always get phaal, I was raised on i

>>37268653
Then why even ask?

>>37268626
Bit spicy that. Just get a toastie with mild cheese.

>>37268673

I don't know if I want something different do I thicko

I fucking hate myself

Why can't I be white with blonde hair and sharp blue eyes?

Why am I born into this ugly fucking body

mount and blade warband worth 15 quid lads?

need a time killer

>>37268622
I already bought it a week ago or something

>>37268750
what are ya then lad?

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>>37268750
>Why can't I be white
know that feel

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had to open the window again lads, boiling in here

>>37268777
>germanics are the only whites

wewewewwewewwewewewewew

tfw when white, blonde and blue eyes but still a pathetic autistic failure

i have nothing to blame but myself

>>37268787
I've got windows open, my fan on full speed, I'm down to my boxers and it's still warm

>>37268797
I'm not germanic or white

Why is the /r9k/ /brit/ the best /brit/?

>>37268803
Yeah but at least you're white, some of us here don't have that.

>>37268824
>I'm not germanic or white
Oh are you irish? I feel sorry for you

>>37268825
it's the only one with british people in it

>tfw can't tell if chest pain is muscular or my heart.

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>>37268787

i am sitting in an ice bath with laptop on toilet

>>37268673
You seem annoyed m8 what happened?

>>37268574
Vanquish is great. I assume you are looking at the recent PC edition?
Very Platinum games in that it's OTT and pretty fast paced. Loved the boost sliding all over the place while shooting bosses.

>>37268844
yeah i guess

it's nice to imagine that i have cool ancestors rather than just a slave or something

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>>37268850
but the heart is a muscle

>>37268626
I used to be into all that, and enjoyed it at the time. but now as im older im more into enjoying the flavor, letting it sit on my tongue and pick out the ingredients.
took my a long time to learn how to replicate the takeaway flavor.

>>37268890

You know what i mean, chest muscle or heart.

>>37268920
You can't feel your heart

>>37268920

I have the same feeling

I think its the weather

>>37268920
>>37268951
I FUCKING HAHTE THIS WEATHER. US BRIT ARE NOT MADE FOR IT.

>>37268951
Humidity can fuck with your lungs and make it harder to breathe

>>37268626
Depends if you're going for the thrill of the heat or the flavour.

I usually have madras because it's a good level of heat but not so much that it overwhelms the flavour. Occasionally I'll go up a notch to a 'loo or phaal if I'm feeling wild and don't mind a sore sphincter the next day.

>>37268750
The only advantage to having Aryan features is women will like the look of you. They still hate you when you open your mouth if you're a complete sperg.

Last day of school tomorrow, everyone's going to house party tomorrow night. Not me

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I'm severely fucking depressed and it's gonna be one of those long sleepless nights littered with extreme and intrusive suicidal thoughts.
I'm working a terrible wage slave job and I have to be up at 7 so this is surely gonna end well.

I hate my life, lads.
I "dropped out" of society, (stopped speaking to my friends, deleted all social media, etc) and I haven't been with a girl for like 3-4 years now.
My diet is fucked and I look like a prisoner, mainly because I'm poor as fuck.
I have mild anxiety (some days severe) and severe depression.
I'm not terribly ugly, but I make no effort because I simply hate most men and women.

Why did this have to happen to me? I remember being a kid and looking around at other people getting on with their lives and thinking "I don't think that is in the cards for me" and I was right, how?!

How do I fix my life? What steps should I be taking?
I want to change

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Just bought one of those Google Home speakers.

WTF I LOVE THE BOTNET NOW

Gives me answers to all sorts of things fucking immediately. We're living in the future lads.

>>37269035
tfw pressed the 'ejector seat' button
how old are you anon?
do you want to into society?

lost a side panel on a dual carriage way

considered stopping to pick it up but I'd have to cross 4 busy lanes, and it might not have survived intact anyway

bad day

>>37269072
>not waiting for those hologram waifu device things

>>37268319
Maths is fucking shit anyway lad. As long as you can tell if the paki at the till is short changing you you're sound for life barring a few job types.

>>37269035
Get to a doctor asap and sort out the anxiety.

Anxiety wrecked my life. I have a real bitterness towards my parents that they didn't take me to a doctor when I first started having panic attacks when I was 12 or 13. It's had a disastrous impact on most aspects of my life.

>>37269074
I just want to be normal and have a regular life

>>37269130
I've been but it didn't help
I'm still fucked

>have had sex unprotected with 10 women over the course of my life

Should probably have had an STI test by now right?

>>37269156
Nobody cares normie

Hope you have HIV

>>37269089

How on earth did that happen lad, collision, or did it just fly off?

>>37269089
Did you ring the police? You probably caused an accident

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>>37269072
>FB_img

>>37268809
>down to my boxers

very nice anon

>>37269220
it looks like a lug keeping it attached was previously broken and glued back on
I've not had this bike long, wonder what other surprises await me

>>37269234
hell no
it was clear behind me, I didn't know what it was at the time, I just saw a blackish piece of plastic
wasn't even sure it came off my bike until I stopped a few miles up in a parking area to have a look

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>>37269242
I've unironically liked an anime titty page.

Good content.

why are my dick and balls bigger when it's hot lads

or is it because im wearing shorts

hmmm

Manchester police officer here, ama

>>37269357
why are you such a retard?

>>37269419
is that meme theory floating around on /pol/ true?

about the deployment of the army and the taxi drivers?

>>37269405
you're balls will move further away from your body when they get warm to regulate their heat

I've never had an indians in my life lads. Are they worth it? Might get one for my next takeaway

>>37269451
and my flaccid weanus?

>police search my room
>make a mess but whatever, i can clean it
>notice tablet is broken
>complain to the police that they broke it while looking through my room
>get a letter 8 months later saying they arent gonna do anything about it

cheers

>>37269419
Why didn't you stop taxi drivers kidnapping little girls in the wake of the explosion?

>>37269474
if you prefer chinese (like me) you might find it mostly shit

like whenever I get one I just think that I couldve got 2 chineses for that price

>>37269445
The army are here. The taxi drivers I don't know what you mean?

>>37269488
Poleaboo?

And if they were searching your room with lawful authority then that's fine, same as if they kick down your door

>>37269488
>>police search my room
What did you do, lad?

>>37269478
Not as cold so you have better blood flow.

>>37269488
I actually remember you posting about this when it first happened

>>37269490
They were (((helping)))

>>37269511
/pol/ started a conspiracy that the "nice" muslim taxi drivers actually kidnapped some of the young girls, hence why some of them are missing

the government drafts in the army to allocate more police resources to finding them whilst keeping it on the downlow so a riot doesn't start

there's a screencap somewhere

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>>37269499
S-seriously. I didn't think they'd be that expensive lad. I'm going to have a look

>>37269518
dad went missing and they looked through the whole house for clues or whatever

>>37269515
i aint no paki

>>37269555
Seems legit enough but it's news to me, also nice trips

christ lads, watching this trial show on C4 and he really did kill his fucking wife

>I had the nigger strung up for it kek

>>37269573
>dad went missing
>police involved
>all you care about is your broken table

you cold nigga

>>37269600
>maman died today

Hes true robot tier

>>37269573
Did he come back?

>police helicopters been flying all over my area for the whole day
>armed police all over the place
Such is life in the Midlands.

>>37269035

fuck off cunt, try living with celiac disease, then cry about your fucking depression

>>37269653
>m-muh gluten

Yeah whatever kid

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>>37269555
Would be a better theory if any muslims actually gave anyone a lift

>>37269653
are the symptoms still bad if you don't eat any gluten?

t. don't know anything about it

>>37269653
fuck off cunt, try living with no legs, then cry about your fucking celiac disease

>>37269646

wigan nigger here, weve just had our 2nd armed raid and area evacuated in as many days, the cordon has just been lifted about 30 minutes ago, didnt even know there was so many pakis living here

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>tfw developing a fetish for feet
What is wrong with me?

>>37269685
fucking hell lad is wigan that bad? I remember it was white when I went as a kid

>>37269555
Army are all around the country now lad

>>37269685
Stoke myself. I think the police are here more to protect the pakis since most folk here seem to hate them even more than usual now.

you lads have any hobbies besides the usual anime/videogame stuff? i would like to try writing / making music but i have zero creativity or talent

>>37269710

thing is, its still pretty white, alot more white than most places close by, even chorley is full of sambos these days, but it is surprising that weve had 2 raids in 2 days

>>37269717
used to work in tunstall lad, the hate was strong back then wonder what its like now

>>37269758
Its pretty great. Nice to live in a city where people don't just welcome foreigners with open arms. For all its faults its actually a nice city.

>>37269814
>For all its faults its actually a nice city.
come on lad

then again I might be saying that because I'm from Creweyou dirtyclayhead

>>37269835
>Crewe
>judging Stoke
Crewe definitely has more mongs per capita than Stoke. Fucking dread when I get a job sheet through and I have to work there.

>>37269889
I know lad it was a joke

apparently one of the victims was from leyland
my mum, despite not knowing the victim, left flowers on the doorstep, then posted the photo to facebook

I'm sure that'll make it easier for the bereaved

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>>37269916
Oh right. Suppose I'm one of Stokes mongs.

>>37269938
>took a photo to show everyone how great she is
Your mum sounds like scum.

>>37269938

no offence laddy but i hate people like your mum, facebook brings out the worst in almost everyone

>Shipman's face on the front of BBC News

Makes my smile that /ourship/ is back in the limelight, if only for a minute

>>37269938
>>37269953
>>37269954
literally every woman over 40 on facebook does that

>>37269978

how did they survive before facebook?

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>>37269977

>Massive well funded, well trained organisation
>Still not even 10% of the tally of our shippy

>>37269953
>>37269954
Haven't spoken to her about it
don't want to, she probably knows my thoughts

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>>37270000

>Quads
>Time: 222111

Truly a blessed post

Question time in t-20 minutes lads!

ARE YOU READY

>>37270056
>ARE YOU READY
Why would I be? The panel for this question time is boring and if I wanted to watch people make excuses I'd talk to your parents about you.

>>37270085
that was a world class come back anon. I commend you.

i have felt depressed as fuck since the last terrorist attack. not even so much because meh kids getting killed. i just feel so fucking conflicted with my political views. i dont know if islam is to blame or it is just a few bad eggs manipulating people.

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>the body hair is back
>more keeps appearing and in different places

turns out pissing into a beer can is harder than it looks

fucks sake lads

>>37270144
Made a bit of a mess, did we?

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>nearly finished painting our side of the fence panels

How do I go about asking my neighbor for access to paint the other side? The panels no longer slide out because the concrete posts have shifted over the years wedging them in.

>>37270133
>tfw mummy won't let me shave
>I look really fucking weird with really thick body hair and short legs

>>37270117

Allowing Muslim immigration facilitates these attacks. Had his family not been admitted, the attack would not have happened.

>>37270160
yeah didn't notice till it was too late lad

dribbled down the side of the can onto the floor

>>37270144

its easy, youre just an amateur

>>37270188

You don't need to paint their side as you don't see it

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>>37270144
Pissing into lucozade bottles/yazoo bottles/old cans of coke is quite hard tbqhwyl.

I do it fairly regularly. Often you will be pissing into an already used lucozade bottle and realise you've misjudged it. Week old piss will be going all over the floor as you try to get your dick into the next nearest utensil such as a can of coke without getting as much of your stream all over your hands as possible.

My room doesn't smell too great anymore, particularly on the carpet.

But what can you do?

>>37270222
>can't even bottle piss when stationary
What the hell do you do when you're out on a long drive?

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/25/theresa-may-calls-on-tech-giants-to-lead-fight-against-online-extremism

all these experts, all these resources and the verdict is that the poor fellow was radicalised by internet videos
so, cut out the internet videos, save a building full of children

foolproof

I've had enough of this bullshit

>>37270244
if on motorway, stop at services
if not on motorway, stop in layby

anyone else got a load of hair around their nipples

>>37270193
i agree with that. we definitely shouldent accept immigrants from shit holes.

im just not sure if we should blame british muslims. i know of one muslims guy and he seems nice but i dont think he practices it properly, ive heard he has bummed a lad.

>>37270222
you could wee wee in a toilet instead

Just had a look at the QT line up out of curiosity, and it's absolutely shit tonight. No one interesting or relevant at all.

>tfw phoneposting from my dad's place

Lads

>>37270266
Learn to bottle piss when driving. Theres no greater pleasure than taking a 110 mph piss.

>>37270263
at least they've stopped blaming marilyn manson and GTA

>>37270270
yeah lad. and i have a fuck load of hair on my arms, and legs. funny thing is i cant even grow a proper beard

I wonder what britfeel would be like if we had another extreme heatwave where the temp got up to 37 or 38

>>37270283
toilet?

You what now?

>>37270270
yeah me. got none on my chest but loads round my nips. think i gonna shave it desu

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>>37270212
I would rather get it done because it protects the wood and its looking pretty bare from what I can see, its already starting to rot where there is no paint.

In this area every house is responsible for the fence on the one side and this is ours which we payed for a few years back. It used to be an old dear living there and we were friendly with her, but she's gone now and some renters have moved in.

>>37270191
>your mum controls what you do with your body hair

What

>>37270263
knee-jerk
they've got to blame something, and muzzies are off limits

>>37270352
Yes, she does. Bit weird, really.

>>37270318
half of the thread would consist of me moaning

>>37270333

Just ask, my neighbour asked about access for putting the fence up and I just said "Yeah sure"

Are you good with diy lad? Actually, you aren't that anon who hasn't left his house for 3 years are you? He was a dab hand at diy

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>>37266426
Right lads, who's excited for Question Time?

>>37270263
I hate these lies. With the surveillance in place they already knew he was a threat the new powers they need are to deport these fuckers

i like rat spit on my tongue

i use rat spit to fix my baby

i put rat spit on my cuts

i used rat spit to meet a lady

albino rat spit is so pure

albino rat spit is my cure

mmmmm

>>37270270
Yep super thick and dark hair.

Its really weird that it seams basically all guys have hairless chests and some beta fuck like me who can't get a beard grows hair all over front and back.

>>37270427
Gonna make me rage m8 I just know it

somebody give me a banging tune to listen to

>>37270508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB-szamMr6s

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>normie sister caused a money problem
>mummy tells me and I start feeling really anxious
>mummy starts crying and hugs me reassuring me that everything will be okay
>she stayed with me for hours talking about mundane things to calm me down
>she has hidden all the painkillers etc from me
>tfw couldn't be there for mummy when she needed me the most

I was finally starting to feel better too desu. G-guess that's what I get for trying to improve my life~

>>37270508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkepW2JEm24

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This random factoid made me laugh:

"Similar to every British tank since the Centurion, and most other British AFVs, Challenger 2 contains a boiling vessel (BV) for water, which can be used to brew tea, produce other hot beverages and heat boil-in-the-bag meals contained in field ration packs.[20] This BV requirement is general for armoured vehicles of the British Armed Forces, and is unique to the armed forces of the UK and India."

>>37270533
uh what kinda a money problem? like you freaking out as if the mob is coming after you or something

>>37270508
Get your chops round this lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM7nLNAzd_Q

>>37270416
hmm I guess I can ask my mum to go over and arrange it for me.

>Are you good with diy lad?
I guess I'm ok in an amateur way, I mostly just watch youtube videos and research before I dive into the job.

>Actually, you aren't that anon who hasn't left his house for 3 years are you?
Possibly, did that anon ever go out into his garden? I haven't left the property in a long time but I do like being in the garden when the weather is nice.

I'm also the guy who likes growing plants and has a blow up dingy to go onto the paddling pool.

>>37270533
How much fucking money? Make her whore herself out to repay it.

>>37270508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHnhMvSxOf0

>>37270550
that's really smart actually, I mean you can't just have a whole tank crew hop out of the thing during a mission and set up a camp to make food so being able to heat up the Boil in the Bag meals on board is great

>>37270508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLqAQQ5frv4
H A V E S O M E 3 0 3

>>37270533
Just make it up to your mum when you are well again.

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Anyone elses forearms ridiculously bigger than their biceps/triceps?

>>37270593
Indeed. I just love the way its 50% awesome weapon of war and 50% mobile tea/pot noodle machine.

>>37270593
>>37270649
Tea is the British special weapon for subduing ragheads

>>37270642
do a lot of wanking, eh lad?

im reading british history

how long did it take the north to become civilized? it keeps going on about the savages from the north attacking the gates

sounds like things still have not changed

>>37270690
>tfw right bicep is noticeably larger than left

>>37270704
Did you watch history buffs latest video too? I never knew that old Scotland was so divided.

>>37270690
Manual labour job. My forearms were always bigger, but now that I've been doing this for a few years its really gotten out of hand. Got a slight silverback look coming lately. Maybe I'm devolving into caveman mode. Plus wanking only really effects that tennis ball-like muscle on the outside of your elbow.

>>37270560

That might be you, I remember he specifically stated he retiled the kitchen not too long ago.

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>>37270704
Pic related is somewhat responsible for the north being the way it is now
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrying_of_the_North
He's also responsible for modern English, if it wasn't for him English would be like modern Frisian

>>37269987
Facebook is one of those things it's hard to imagine didn't exist in my lifetime. Like Youtube, despite being 12-13 when both were released

>>37266426
Can I have a surgery for pectus excavatum for free? I can't find any information on it.

>>37270772
I think the deal is that if its causing you significant bother/distress in life then they'll fix it.

>>37270704
Watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMXDAzRr-LY

It has a segment about medieval Scotland and apparently if someone traveled back in time the people would sound nothing like they do today.

>>37270772
I think the NHS only really do boob jobs for free.

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Dad needed some help today at work since one of the lads was off sick so I agreed.

Why the fuck would anyone choose a career involving manual labour?

He earns good money since he gets contracts from Network Rail and shit to build offices and stuff but my god, it's an absolute nightmare. Honestly the worst day of my year so far, nothing about it was good.

Even the work BANTAAA couldn't distract me from how incredibly shit every task was.

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Hi again everyone

>>37270860
>Why the fuck would anyone choose a career involving manual labour?
>He earns good money

Answered your own question there lad

>>37268101
>lad I used to go to college with
>he failed GCSE maths at school
>failed it twice at college
>got into uni doing 3D game design
>got headhunted in his second year
>stayed at uni for another 2 years and got his masters paid for by the uni
>now in the states making 120k yank bongs a year
>he's 22

Fucking bastard. But he didn't need maths and has his 3 GCSE certificates with the grade E.

>>37270860
Some people just gnerally find manual work a lot more engaging that sitting at a desk. Plus when you're building stuff you get that satisfaction of seeing the end product, whereas in an office you might only end up making one part of a bigger project that you never fully see.

>>37270860
heh i've done that with my dad whos a builder occasionally. honestly some of the best time i've ever spent with him was when i was just as two working on a house together

>>37270913
120K a year, can't be at a game company surely? Must be at some VC backed startup

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>Summer just getting started
>Already uncomfortably hot

>>37270860
>Even the work BANTAAA couldn't distract me from how incredibly shit every task was.
What was that like? I'm always at the receiving end because I'm the smallest guy around with a feminine body.

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Summer is a meme, the sun needs to FUCK OFF

Captcha: biri biri

>>37270903
Fuck off, saffer

>>37270807
Do they have a list of the stuff they do for free?