Why do i trigger everyone so much?

>>37265808
>play Altmer in elder scrolls games
Ok you got me.
Fuck you, you are the worst kind of person.

>>37265808
>seriously, I don't see what there is to hate about me

This thread for starters

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>>37265808
>>only play Altmer in elder scrolls games

GET OUT NOW

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>>37265808
>Altmer
>Not playing only argonians
REEEEE

>>37265808
>Hates Canadians.

Hmmmm...

>>37265940
>playing fish niggers

>>37265988
>argonians
>niggers
Choose one

>>37266003
they aren't niggers
they are fish niggers
>glub glub big tail glub glub lusty argonian glub glub thieves guild

>>37266027
Argonians are among the smartest of races and they don't have aspergers and smugness like altmers. They are also agile in addition to being smarters, and they recognize that the spear is the ultimate melee weapon. They can also breathe under water and swim super fast.

>>37265808
>gay
>only play Altmer in elder scrolls games
hey you said you're gay twice

>>37266061
You just described niggers who can swim and called them smart

Unfuck your shit taste in elder scrolls characters and we can be friends

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>>37265808
>gay
>lutheran

>>37265808
Wood Elf best Elf

>>37266251
The only elder scroll race that behaves and think like niggers are bosmers and orcs, in each their ways. Khajit are gypsy degenerates. Nords are dumb redneck fucks. Altmer are faggy spergs. Dunmer are conservative for conservativism's sake and are somewhat savage but at least they are civilized and smart to some extent even if its in a warped way. They have culture.

Imperials embraced being an empire and trying to suck up all the other volk so much that their culture became a metaculture like america that barely has any identity and its watered down to essentially become "pragmatism bro".

Bretons are based, probably the most based, and will always have great achievements, both destructive and geniously constructive.

Redguards are the most boring race. Not much to say about them. They're not retard low-culture like the nords and orcs but they're not high-culture like the snobby faggy altmer or the dunmer, nor are they brilliant and disruptive like Bretons, nor are they smart but chill like the argonians.

Redguards just exist. Fuck redguards, the only thing I feel about them is resentment over that I feel nothing about them.

>>37266456
>pineapple pizza
>plays as an altmer

These are your two strikes. Dunmer would be forgivable.

However, I too think forced memes are the funniest ones

>>37266456
>>37266365
>being this wrong on everything

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>>37266362
there is nothing wrong with being gay and lutheran

>>37266554
I'm not OP
>>37266456

And I hate altmers. However, I do love pinapple on pizza. And I'm going to make pizza with pinapple right now and eat it.
>>37266555
Please write a similar post where you set the record straight on how each race is then. Give us some content to read.

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>>37266554
I love forced memes, there's nothing wrong with them
I was talking about bad memes though, like memes that are trying to be 4chan tier but dont quite make the cut

>>37265808
>only play shitelves

No wonder

>>37265808
Do you like your steak well done as well?

>>37266794
Well done steak can be good depending on the cut