So i finally got myself a date. We're going a museum. Any

>>37218201
>date to a museum
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*breathes in*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>37218240
It's the new cool

>>37218201
What kind of museum? Natural history, regular history, space museum, something else?
If natural history I think a good way to make a move is to make a joke about boning while you're looking at dinosaur skellies
>captcha is buses RIGHT WHEN A BUS DRIVES BY ME
AAAHAHHHH

>>37218201
i don't really think a museum is really the place to make a move. if she looks like she's asking for it, totally make the move

>>37218260
An art museum

>>37218267
Make sure to linger in the sections with provocative nudes in order to get her more in the mood for love

>>37218201
You're going to a museum... She is already fucking someone just become a trap is you want sex now

>>37218267
An art museum. OP cuck confirmed. Maybe kill yourself to show your sensitive side?

>>37218578
>>37218601
You're on thin ice buddy

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Make your mind a polished mirror to reflect the world.

>>37218711
Wtf lol. Nice but uhhhh idk if that's what op is asking g for

>>37218201
>i finally got myself a date
>Its been a while since I was last out on a date
And everyone is acting as if this is a fucking normal thing to have in our board, no one has told this FUCKING normie to FUCK OFF. R9k is kill.

>>37219226
r9k is a cyborg board now.

>Museum
make sure to bring your fedora

>Well excuse me 'm lady would you do me the greatest honor to take you with me to enjoy some of this wonderful art

>>37219888
Not OP but me and my gf went for our first date at a museum and we've been going strong since. We're both art buffs though.

>>37218267

Ask her what her favourite artwork was and when she asks back say: "She's speaking to me right now".
Or some gay shit like that.

>>37220101
thats so fucking tacky lmao