>in shower beating off
>remember that anal finger massage thing I read on here once
>squat down and stick a finger in my ass, continue beating off
>feel around for the walnut sized lump or whatever the fuck it's supposed to be, find it
>don't instantly feel the greatest orgasm of my life like everyone claims
>rub it, press gently and then press hard against it
>nothing
>spurt out two defeated ropes of spunk and finish my shower
>ass hurts now
I fucking hate my life. Did I do it wrong or am I circumcised AND cucked with a nonsensitive prostate?
>>37219533
Congratulations, you're straight.
>there is a pleasure button inside your asshole
Sometime people tell lies in internet just to make stupid people stick their finger in their butt.
>>37219533
>walnut sized lump
Are you baiting for people to argue about whether you have cancer or not?
If this is real, get yourself checked. Prostate exam.
>>37219533
first penile orgasms are shit too, so of course prostate-orgasms are also underwhelming.
>>37219533
>He fell for the prostate meme
TOP KEK OP, got any more ?
>>37220232
It's what I read online, is to feel for some lump or whatever behind your dick from inside your ass. It wasn't really walnut sized, just a fleshy bump.
>>37220247
No but I'm glad I didn't buy one of those metal hook things you use up your ass, would have been a waste of of money
>>37220237
It always looked enjoyable when fags do it so I guess they just ham it up for the camera
>>37219533
Idk anon, tried putting fingers in my ass too, but shaving becomes a chore and I hate it when hair is inserted into my anus.
The prostate meme seems serious however otherwise how do fags do
>>37219533
You have to be REALLY horny and relaxed. Works best for me if I'm high on weed and maybe a little bit drunk, at least until you're more experienced.
>>37219533
fingering is either a meme or just a way to relax the butthole before proper fucking. You need something big to squeeze your boijuice off your prostate. Otherwise you're just sticking a finger in your ass
>>37220237
>first penile orgasms are shit too
lmao no