CHOOSE ONE
>Farm with a mare. You reside in a state in which zoophilia is legal. The mare is receptive. She will allows you to saddle her and use her for tending the farm. Farm provides adequate income and allows for isolated life.
>Apartment with sexbot. You share a studio apartment. Will perform any fetish but emotional AI is limited. Must be kept powered down when not used for pleasure. Apartment is affordable but cramped
>Suburban home with roastie. Share a home with average GF. She doesn't like to talk about her past. Both must work to maintain the home and develop sexual compatibility.
I mean.... what
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>mfw when i started reading
Roasties and horsos get old. Android is the only answer.
Apartment with sexbot, no doubt. Roasties are disgusting and bestiality is even more so.
>>37378292
Horse because you can use it for more then sex
you can ride it around on your farm you can talk to it about your existential crisis you can fuck it you can also eat it if need be and make a coat out of it so you can always be together.
Farm for isolation, nature, and horse pussy.
The only thing it's missing is some outlet for me to develop emotions but the other two are devoid of that as well.
>>37378292
>develop sexual compatibility.
the hell does this even mean?
Like, emotional bonding? Fucking?
>>37378292
>will perform any fetish
B without a doubt. I'll get to do all sorts of depraved shit, finally.
>>37378292
farm tyme
>>37378292
Horses have top tier vaginas and fucking one has always intrigued me. Farm without a doubt. I can get /fit/ working on the farm, cuddle and care for all of my animal friends, and fug that tight marepuss when I'm in the mood
>>37378292
the farm, honestly, hands down