>hey anon, I just bought this uv-flashlight. Let's go

>>37412993
After she put the flashlight on, I would probably freak out and jump out the window with it still on and run home.

>>37412993
I jerk off into toilet paper and flush it down. I don't jizz on my fucking floor

>>37412993
Mom just washed my sheets yesterday. I'm good to go!

>>37413034
>not living buried under filth and the weight of days
normie pls

everything would glow so shed think it was a regular light

>implying every inch of my room wouldn't glow so you couldn't see stains

>>37412993
I sprint to my phone and check her instagram and make sure she still lives in Khabarovsk.

>>37412993
>stains around my mouth
I-It's not what it l-looks like!

>>37412993
>tfw slug goo trail will lead straight to the secret semen shrine

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>>37412993
I-IT'S NOT SEMEN I SWEAR
IT'S UH
PISS

>>37412993
Not fucked at all seeing as I don't ejaculate all over my walls like some degenerate

>>37412993
>cum on the walls
>cum on the floor
>cum on the furniture
>cum on the ceiling

>>37413228
but that's even worse, anon

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She's a definite qt. Why the fuck would she be interacting with me in the first place? This scenario isn't even feasible in the most theoretical sense possible, so I don't even need to concern myself with the outcome of this situation

>>37413017
you are already home

>>37412993
>O-oh no shes gonna find the hardened cum drum.

>>37413323
Grade 2 for me

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>>37413350
>yfw she finds the baby batter platter

>>37412993
I'd be fine because I don't have my own room, so I jerk off in the bathroom. The other day I almost shot my cum under the door as a family member was walking by, luckily it came short an inch or two. Gotta remember to make sure nobody's in the house next time