>be depressed NEET for the last few months
>finally land a (shitty) job
>new lease of life, super happy all of a sudden
>first day going pretty typical, don't do much
>break for lunch, head to cafe
>kind of nervous waiting in line because I don't like eating in public and am generally shy anyway
>get to front of queue, ask for jacket potato and chips (fries for americans)
>she asks me again like I stuttered but I don't think I did
>'jacket potato and chips please'
>she gives a sort of smirk but turns around before I see
>serves it out and hands me it
>people behind me in queue are looking at me
>sit down and start eating, its fine
>finish the potato, move onto the chips, realise my mistake
>some guy from across the room looking at me half laughing but hides his face in a newspaper
>feel like a total fucking idiot
>start to just fucking panic and dont even finish my meal
>go home early and start fucking crying
>just laying on my bedroom floor knowing ive fucked it
Why does live have to be so difficult? Whenever I make a social mistake I feel like it will haunt me forever, I have to carry that baggage with me for the rest of my life, why do normies have to be so judgemental?
>>37413716
I don't understand what went wrong?
But I understand you on feeling extreme weight on every social mistake. I remember saying or doing something embarrassing all the way back to when I was 12, and it still follows me in life.
what was the mistake?
>>37413716
W O W
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those tits
>>37413794
>>37413795
Are you guys retarded?
Potato, AND chips? You don't see the problem?
I don't get it, were you embarrased for ordering two potato based foods?
>>37413940
No. Not everyone is a fucking anglo, William.
Yoou fucks always have to be special from everyone else. Just call it fucking french fries.
>>37414017
They can't because they hate the French
You guys are too fucking sensitive just laugh at yourself for once holy shit pls just stop taking yourself seriously.
>>37413716
Just fucking order your food. It's not like a fucking job interview. You guys are fucking faggots I swear.
>>37414070
Listen to this guy. He said what I intended to say
>>37413716
This is the problem with autists on r9k, they think everyone is laughing at them when in reality no one gives a fuck what you are doing.
Legit why do you care what some randoms think? This is half your problem my friend
>>37413716
I'm gay and even I think this webm is crazy hot. I really want to play with her boobs. Suck them, juggle them, squeeze them.....
>>37414711
I think you're bi
>>37414736
Definitely not bi, sir.
>>37414711
I know those feels bro. If only it had a raging hard cock, could play with those soft pillows with one hand, and the hard heat in the other.
>>37414744
Your post contradicts that statement