Mom and stepdad are kicking me out, cops are on there way, I

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>>37412185
>cops are on their way
do americans actually do this

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>>37412185
wher r u anon

why don't you give us the full story anon

take a swing at the cops, you'll at least have somewhere to stay

>>37412459
If they pull out their guns and put him down, then he will be able to enjoy eternal bliss. Win-win.

>cops

Elaborate, please

>>37412301
Yes.
Welcome to America.

i feel bad for you, im 26 and my parents are too nice to kick me out

>>37412301
In the States, The State protects the feelings of women, with guns.

Either you are miserable making women secure from imaginary fear, or you will fear being made miserable by force.

Any inconvenience felt by a woman is a crime.

OP is not a predator fucking his mom, nor an infant to be protected. Failing this Oedipal sorting means your not-male body must be removed from causing cognitive dissonance to her perception.

>>37412185
Start walking. Have faith and you will be taken care of by your heavenly father. In the world, but not of it.

>>37412301

Yes. The day you turn 18, you are required by law to leave your parents' home. A dispatch of local police is sent to ensure compliance and remove you by force if necessary.

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>>37413036
Well that's retarded.

>>37413232
did you actually believe that, retard?

Kill yourself and say your parents molested you and forced you into suicide.

Talk to the nice officer and start crying if you can. He will beat your shitbag parents mercilessly