tfw no chess gf

>>39444330
tfw no one even likes chess

>>39444330
You could take one of those two beautiful female chess pieces for a waifu. I've read sadder things on 4chan.

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>>39444901
but they don't have a penis

>>39444857
i like chess
my gf plays chess with me sometimes but I always beat her
>tfw too intelligent

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>>39444330
>tfw I coulda been the next fischer if my parents raised me on chess

It's not fair, I could have been really good but my parents made me play sports which resulted in me breaking my pelvis and failing 3 AP classes due to lack of sleep.

>>39444947
its not too late still, some really good players started playing chess only at the age of 18 like this guy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Henry_Blackburne

>>39444929
No, you're just male. There's a reason why men are so much better in professional chess (and strategy games in general)

who wants to play some chess?

>>39445013
depends, are you a female?

>>39445412
oralgano yes

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>>39445732
https://lichess.org/mgp8cun9
ikuzo