What's the last memorable encounter you had with a female?

Yesterday, goodbye hug

Turned a girl down who asked for my number because I'm into dudes.

Kissed my wife goodbye when I left for work this morning.

>>39444148
Girl called my curly hair cute, but I don't think she's into me

I've been practicing making eye contact with girls and its scary as hell.

>>39444245
Same, but girlfriend not wife.

>>39444148
Fucked a girl and she told me that she wanted morning sex and bed time sex for the rest of her life because my dick is the perfect size.

>>39444283
>Limiting yourself to 2 sex sessions a day

Fucking retard

>>39444148
Cute thicc bih threw her ass back on me at a frat party 2 hours ago

>>39444155
>>39444207
>>39444245
>>39444250
>>39444252
>>39444283
>>39444309
Is it real chad hours rn

>implying
(CERTIFICATE OF ORIGINALITY)

>>39444148
13th of March 1998, the day I was birthed.

>>39444148

told me was creepy. tired of roasties

>>39444339
>1998
>being a literal fucking baby

>>39444374
>being a grandpa

just die already oldman

>>39444432
I'm only 3 years older than you, but you know what made me feel really old? The fact that there's kids learning about 9/11 as a historical event that occurred before their birth.

Became acquainted with a prostitute a little more than a year ago. I did not hire her, we just met by coincidence. She really seemed to liked me, but it could have been an act.

My virginity is still intact.

>>39444448
>I'm only 3 years older than you

no, i'm a different anon

my girlfriend sucked my dick a few hours ago

>>39444148

Playfully cat-called my girlfriend as she was getting undressed for bed last night.

>>39444250
>Girl called my curly hair cute, but I don't think she's into me
she wants the d, brah.

>>39444252
>I've been practicing making eye contact with girls and its scary as hell.
just wear sunglasses all the time.

everybody on /r9k/ larps as robots, right? no one could be this pathetic, right? damn, it feels good to be a chad.

>>39444709
Well, I am a kissless virgin but I'm not pathetic to the point where a girl won't even look at me lol

>>39444647
I'll never forget the time I did that, tried to smile, and the woman made a disgusted face at me

>>39444148
I had sex with this girl

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When she left me.

>>39444148
I said thank you to a qt cashier at my local grocery. I'm so proud of myself, I didn't even mumble this time.

>>39444647

I do this sometimes, but it feels like cheating and I can't smile at them because its obvious I'm just eye hunting.

>>39444148
hey eyes are way to close together

4 days ago when I went to her house for a quicky, came in her, then we went shopping.

why the fuck do these norman chads feel the need to shit up all these r9k threads so much?

>>39445135
A question was asked, people are answering. If you don't like it, /r/incels is apparently much more heavily moderated.

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>>39445167
One might question why someone would lurk such a cesspool like r9k if they had a girlfriend.

Just to brag? surely not.

>>39445206
Can't speak for anyone else, but I was responding to the invitations that are frequently sent out on other boards. I assumed it was some sort of cultural exchange.

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>>39444148
ABOUT A YEAR AGO, I HAD A DREAM WHERE I HUGGED MY ONEITIS
existence is pain

>>39444148
never
origoriginale

One single kiss in my whole life, at the age of 17. Three years ago.

some months ago, I was talking to someone, she came behind me and poked me in the shoulder and left

>>39444148
Paid a woman to jerk me off a few hours ago

>>39444148
>Start seeing Jewish girl, spoonfed, she came up to me
>Hitting it off she's super into me
>Super fucking liberal, call her out on all of her fallacies, not even being /pol/lack
>Can't win a single argument or debate without bringing up muh feelings
>Is afraid of how I'll be around her friends
>Says we can't see each other anymore
>Blocks me on everything

I hate what the college atmosphere does to women

>>39444798
Because its creepy you fucking autist. She assumed you had ulterior motives.

>>39444148
Been married for 2 years, with this girl for 8 years.
Can't stop thinking about this other girl from 10 years ago.
>high school
>Not 10/10hot
>Not even really cute (my main thing)
>Just skinny, shorter
>Really able to fuck with my head.
>Sitting on school bus one day
>She's talking about how she can do whatever she wants with me
>I tell her she's wrong
>She takes my hand, pulls it up her skirt and just tucks it between her legs
>I'm with another girl at the time. Do nothing.
She pretty much ruined my life, because no girl will ever have the looks you dream of, and the mind of that girl.
The girl who has control over me, who is smarter than I am without trying. The girl who can have anything she wants from me, and wants me for herself.
Just so she can fuck with my head.

>>39445668
Do you stalk this bitch on Facebook? She is probably fat, single and has a kid now.

>>39445887
Never even looked her up actually. Really don't want to either. Wouldn't mind someone similar popping up, but if she found me again I think that would be trouble.

>>39444148
I touched a girls hand while waiting in a queue last month..

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3 years ago a girl sat next to me on a bus. Her thigh touched my leg.
Instant boner

>>39444148
Girl asked me to move today because she couldn't reach something in the shop.
I don't even have to talk for women to treat me like shit.

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Today I sat in a train next to a girl, she was real pretty. Get rekt virgins

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>>39446837
>>39446603
>>39446554
>>39446468

nice, real answers again now that the normies are gone.

>>39446868
Yep. You can go back to pretending that nobody in the world has sex.

>>39445537
>Jewish

You dodged a bullet

>>39446997
and you can go back to /r/askreddit to tell le ebin stories of blowjobs from your wife LMAOOO

>>39447149
To be fair there are many married couples on plebbit. It's just that the males are total neckbeard cunts and the women are landwhales

>>39444207
>Turned a girl down
so gay

>because I'm into dudes.
totes gay

this is /r9k/, not /lgbt/, faggot!

>>39444148

I'm 49 and virgin, but I dated a girl between 1995 and 1997.

Thus, last time I hugged and kissed a girl was August 1, 1997.

Literally 241 fuckin' months ago.

>>39444148
>memorable encounter with a female
never

Earlier this year had a surgery, the hot young female nurse was really bitchy and sarcastic which I liked

My second job I had a female manager who was only a year or so older than me

She was really fun, friendly and competent. She even showed me around the city (which was new to me because I moved for the job)

She had a boyfriend already. But I felt happy being around her.

>>39447382
she just smirked when the surgeon told you that penis removal was a huge success even if its size were definitely small

>>39447344
>49 and virgin
how could you last that long being alone? I'm 24 and I wanna kill myself for being such an undesirable loser

>>39445537
>triggering a kike thot
You are better than I will ever be, senpai.

>>39447435
>such an undesirable loser

sometime around 30 you just stop obsessing about it because you eventually recognize the meme of "hurr durr must throw away virginity because everyone says virgin means loser"

btw I was also hugless and kissless until 27, when I got my first (and only) gf.

>>39447435
maybe he thought the same way when he was your age. Sometimes you just fall into the deep end and stop giving a fuck

>>39447521
>everyone says virgin means loser

most of them also say "hurr durr it's been since X days/weeks/months I didn't have sex, reeeeee I'm so desperate and depressed!"

Met an old high school classmate I used to be text buddies with and sperged out so instead of helping her pose for the double selfie she ended up taking a shirty sideshot

I am not a smart man.

>>39447521
>because everyone says virgin means loser
but I wanna get my dick wet at least once, the sexual desire is fucking killing me, I fap at least thrice a day and can't stop watching porn, this suffering is endless

>>39444148
I guess my mom doesn't count, right?
I honestly don't remember. I don't think I ever had a 'memorable encounter' with a girl.

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>>39444148
Car with a few girls got hit by accident during a drive-by outside a bar I was at. One of them got hit in the arm. I am trained in first aid so I went to help. Wound wasn't that bad, small-caliber icepick, but she was bleeding pretty good. Used her friend's jacket as a makeshift bandage and her shoelace as a makeshift tourniquet. Got her blood all over my hands.

>tfw you have had a girl's bodily fluids all over you but still haven't gotten laid

Secs ago

Me: morning beautiful

Her: morning handsome

I invited a girl I kinda know to play board games in june cause one of my group couldn't make it but she ruined he vibe so I didn't invite her next time :)

bumming your mum

>2 days ago
>havent been outside in a while so go for a walk
>walk past some dumb teenagers
>black girl asks "who are you"
>just walk past and pretend I didnt hear her
>other girl looks at me and then looks away

Not a pleasant experience

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>>39447657
no its not
take your normiedom to facebook REEEEEEEEEEE

>>39447581
>can't stop watching porn

this is where the problem was born.

I was at work and asked this really adorable girl a question and she responded "yea" and she kinda like jumped a little when she said it and smiled at me really nicely. I'm pretty much completely infatuated with her now.
She seems like a normie socially, but there's something about her that makes her slightly different somehow. She also has this weird hair where in the center there's a wide strip of white and then black on the sides, like a skunk, which sounds pretty bad but somehow it looks completely normal on her. I don't know her name so I've been thinking of her as alt-Stacey.

>>39444148
>want to try magic shrooms
>remember girl I talked to at a party 2 years ago
>said she did psychs regularly
>ask if she wants to join me in my trip
>take shrooms
>icantevenbegintoexpainthisshit.jpg
skip a couple of hours\
>stay for the night
>fuck her
>it was terrible
>leave and never speak again

at least the drugs were cool

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>>39444827
i had almost forgotten...

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>>39447918
Hallucinogens have been the only real love in my life.

>>39444148
Last saturday my best friends sister had her birthday party and invited me, another friend and 2 female friends from highschool to accompany her brother during the party, Ive hada crush on one of these 2 girls for some time, we sat at the same table, and when it was time to dance she danced with me, less dance and more like she teached me how to dance, only time I got to hold her hands, after a while I also got to dance with the other girl, it was a really fun time.

>>39447986
nice man, sounds really comfy. You think she likes you?

she was a cashier oregano

>>39447870
that sounds pretty comfy, let us know how things go

>>39444148
Fucked my gf twice last night. She's 5'1 asian grill from the jungle with 34K titties.

>>39447973
same here; feels good man

>>39444148
asked her on a date, she said yes. really happy about it

I went to get a coffee at a place I go to often. There's a cute girl who works the register that I often steal glances at. I get a coffee, which is normally $2.25, but while I'm fumbling around with change, she tells me it's just $1.25.

She had no ass.

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Putting money in my bank account a little earlier. The girl didn't look anything special herself I mean she was caked in make-up and had freckles all over her face, but she looked physically repulsed at having to serve me. Big kick to the old confidence when she was being nice as pie and offering a friendly greeting to all customers before and the one after me

>>39445537
Maybe you were a dick about it and she just decided to dodge the bullet

I cheated on my gf, and I was planning to do it again with another girl who also wants to have a three way with my girl.

Took my gf who doesn't love me and probably only has me around because I enable her lifestyle/ as one of her things out to eat and it was expensive

>>39449138
I'm really sorry to hear that. She sounds like a bitch.
>>39444148
I can just feel my hand, mate. Ultimate Chad status.

Once a girl I was redpilling affectionately drew a swastika on my arm.

>>39449205
So awesome bro, high five xDD

>>39447986
That sounds like a fun time. Cherish those moments Anon. I'm happy for you

Earlier today I asked a stacy in the gym if she is done with her reps because she blocked a machine while taking selfies.
>inb4 gym meme
She just looked at me disgusted and told me to fuck off.

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Crazy drinking by the arm with a girl I am friends with while Hava Nagila is playing. She has some whore-ish behaviours but I never really got close enough to her to have sex. She tells me I am handsome but we both know it isn't true and it's just to make me feel better. Otherwise I was isolated for the rest of the summer.

>>39449948
lol you shouldve put her in her place. Shes not allowed to do that.

Had sex with my gf this morning

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>be me
>day of exam results
>heading into getting them
>did pretty good got what I wanted
>check math results
>solid
>Had a math tutor who was a solid 9/10 qt aryan waifu
>called her senpai
>she stood by me through alot
>helped me in my darkest moments
>told me to never quite or surrender
>use to print countless sheets of paper for me
>eventually arrive home
>head over to senpai house to thank her
>arrive
>give her a massive hug
>we hug for a solid 10 mins
>"Well done anon so proud of you!!! :)"
God bless you Ms S. You will have a special place in my heart.

>>39450091
but.. but... did you fuck her?

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Had a dream where I was mad at my oneitis. She was mad at me for fucking something up, but I never fucked it up, she fucked it up. I then ignored her for the rest of the dream till the dream master gave us another chance at up fucking up what ever was fucked up, something with blue ribbons. He gave me a super small blue ribbon to tie around my head, but it couldn't because it was too small. Then my oneitis managed to stretch her ribbon to tie it around her head. What ever I then got sick of the dream and started going to school where everyone were pokemon or did that happen before the blue ribbon?

So I am practicaly chad now, I should probably leave this board do to my sexual pheromones going through this computer and making all women cream their pants, and if you aren't a woman you grow ovaries and cream your pants.

>>39444148
Can't even remember. feels bad man

>>39450091
What has happened to this board.
>was literally loved by his environment
>shows up on r9k like: im dark and sad like you guuys XDDD

>>39450048
Nice joke man, I don't like to get beaten up by her gym rat friends in the future. I have countless of everyday bullying stories like that.
You kinda get used to being treated unfriendly. Deep down it still hurts but after a while it doesn't bother you anymore.

Smoking meth with this neo-nazi milf and drawing on her bed. She got belligerently drunk on top of the meth and fem dommed me.

I saw a girl tilting her head to look up to me and smiling with the corner of my eye so I proceeded to stare out the bus window.

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One Chinese girl showed up completely naked in front of me when she got out of the shower. We were traveling together and it was strange

>had nice conversations with mother & sister
>wrote in a group chat with a bunch of girls

best way to start september

>>39444148
Never. Women are unable to be interesting

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>be in strip club
>girl comes up to me and says "how's it going"
>brushes hair,smiles,and puts her head on her palm and looked at me
>walked out crying because I will never get a look like this organically

>>39444148
She stabbed me. Five times.