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Knee bloody hurts ffs

I am not british

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Having a bag of tangfastics frenzy carnival, they're much nice than normal tangfastics but also much more sickly imo
>>37838689
what did you do it?

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The IRA did nothing wrong!

oregano herbs and spices

Are Muslims allowed icecream or is it haram?

>>37839014
Not too sure lad. Just always had a dodgy knee. Sure I fucked it up as a kid but plays up from time to time.

>>37839129
you should get it xrayed, I had a fractured knee and just ignored it for 3 years, the fracture got infected and cost me 3grand

>>37838689
I also have a painful right knee. I've been squatting too much at the gym though.

>>37839158
Aye I probably should tbqh. Best do it while NHS is still a thing I guess.
Can you get copies of your xrays? Always wanted one for weird sentimental value/something interesting to look at.

>>37839179
I guess you could ask but I'm too shy to do so

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not actually too hot here at the moment lads, is it all over? can i go outside again?

>>37839164
Gotta work out that arse. amirite? ;)

>>37839285
go back lad
just turn back

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>tfw you wake up feeling really anxious

Not looking forward to wageslavery desu. How are you all feeling today lads? Hope you can manage alright in the heat, look after yourselves!

>>37839315
racist
pls
leave

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>>37839320
what are you banging on about chum? nothing racist about what he said

>>37839320
I am not racist desu. I try to get along with everyone!

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>>37839315
tilde post boipussy

Should I learn Welsh?
Why or why not?

>>37839393
If you are welsh yes

if you are english no

Ffs. My body is still sore. I fuckig hate this.

>>37839437
sore from what desu~? did someone raid your boipussi last night?

>>37839463
Going on the heavy bag

Think I'm feeling a cheeky subway today. I could have gotten a free one from mum over the weekend but I was still in bed.

>>37839340
tilde is a confirmed major racist who is to be shunned from /britfeel/

keep up laddy.

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>>37839502
gimme some proofs desu, I saw him talk about the fact that he didn't care about the people burning up in that london tower because they are immigrants but what did he say that was racist?

>>37839315
Please leave now you've been outed as a racist.

>>37839393
If you really want to then go for it lad! Might not be able to use it too much but it is a productive use of time~

>>37839502
No bullying lad, I am no racist!

>>37839536
Fuck off tilde we saw the archive posts. Stop changing your views and behaviour every second to get as much attention as possible.

>>37839530
Proof was in yesterdays /britfeel/ I said keep up.

>is tilde a racist? chat again
We did this yesterday lads. It's one of the highest levels of useless conversations.

my dicks only just started properly growing and im 24

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>>37839530
I never said anything about them being immigrants desu! It was a sad thing to happen but I am not too sure why it's become a national issue instead of a local one!

>>37839556
not everyone can be on /britfeel/ every waking second, gibsmedat link

>>37839556
Post it if you want to lament about this. It's yours to prove, you made the claim. Post a screenshot

>>37839577
https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/archive

Surely you can search for Britfeel right?

>>37839587
cba to find the link but tilde said he voted for UKIP and Brexit because of the memes

case closed. Let's move on

>>37839604
voting UKIP and Brexit doesn't make you a racist

>>37839604
That isn't racist. That is voting because he CBA looking into things and just listened to memes for a laugh. UKIP are not even racist anyway.

>>37839604
Don't forget the bit where he admits he's redpilled

>hot
>humid
>bright
>builders working on the building next door making noise
This is not comfy at all lads. Fuck summer

>>37839630
iirc it was redpilled on certain issues. don't know why your making this such a big issue

anyway

what are you lads doing today?

>>37839568
If you don't understand the tragedy that occurred then you can't reasonably be expected to actually care about a single person here.
Fuck off please back to pol

>>37839622
Yes it does.

>>37839568
You wouldn't say that if it was mostly white people who died.
racist.

>>37839651
I don't care about the tower fire, if you take time to feel sad about everything bad that happens in the world you'll be sad 100% of the time? why aren't you taking a minute silence and being sad about every stabbing in the UK? Are you a racist or something?

>>37839651
Thought we told you to fuck off yesterday pal

>>37839667
No it doesn't. What kind of a counter argument is that?

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>best friend just broke up with his gf
>he was insecure about the smallest shit and would send essays about how he was feeling
>his gf tried to be supportive and let it slide until it was too overwhelming during exam period and she was just mad at how he always managed to spin everything into something he thought was potentially negative
>they have a lot of mutual friends and she's been talking shit to a lot of them, saying things he had asked her to not say
>he doesn't know if he can hang out with them anymore because it's awkward that she doesn't want to see him but she still talks about him to them all

what do

>>37839680
He is retarded or trolling

>>37839667
>he doesn't want a hate filled cute boi who can be soothed with head-pats and cuddles

Cant wait for the next round of dead anglos this week. Thank god for the pakis, they'll save the world by getting rid of the eternal anglo.
Hopefully your island can either go back to the celtic remnants or be taken over by a useful people.

>>37839691
I don't know. I just don't involve myself in any shit like that and just get caught up once everyone has sorted it out. Once one of my mates broke up with his gf of two years who I knew quite well and everyone seemed to get on with well and I only found out when I slept at some other dudes house and he was banging some other one of our friends.

>>37839691
how is someone meant to change to not be a needy fuck anymore, short of forcing yourself to be independent by dropping all contact with everyone and going cold turkey on relationships so you either find a way to deal with it or kill yourself?

When is it going to fucking rain jesus christ

Just got a call from an employment agency I signed up for. They told me my shitty neet CV is basically unsellable to employers.

How the fuck can someone like the beach. Sand is just so shit.

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Pakis out nowwwwww reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee

Original paki

>>37839822
I know, right?
it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere

>>37839823
t.tilde

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>>37839753
Their little Island is a fucking mess. the future for them doesn't look good. Leaving the EU is going to hurt the UK really bad. Coupled with their hordes of Muslims, the UK will achieve third world status within the next 50 years.

>>37839800

Good. Now you've reason for the good neet life.

>>37839800
Do you even have enough money for some rope? Srs

>>37839800
Get an adult learning grant from the government and do a course on something

>>37839826
People shit talk that line but no truer words have ever been spoken.

>>37839502

nobody likes nogs or Pakis mate
so what's your point

5 months of the year already down, fuckin hell lads where does the time go?

got a feeling it's gonna be another wasted year for me, then again i've got a whole lifetime ahead of me so whats the rush

>>37839855
my best friend's a paki
I get to cuddle him and lie in his lap

Why do white Britain's display zero pride in their heritage?

I refuse to believe I've only been in this shithole for 2 hours. Pretty sure I say this everyday but it just gets worse.
One of these days I'm gonna be reeeing down the barrel of a gun.

>>37839568
what are you still doing here? go on, piss off

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>>37839861
>Why do white Britain's display zero pride in their heritage?

Because it's illegal.

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off to make some peanut butter on toast, back in a few lads

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>>37839861
We did in the 90s/Early 00s la' It was a good time to be alive. Then in 97 Blair became minister and slowly we became Americanised and cucked. We don't have a big black community here like America, so we shill the muzzies instead.

>>37839822
It is a normie thing. There is nothing to do there except sit around and put pictures on facebook / instagram for everyone to see.

Same as going to the park on a sunny day. Why? There is nothing to do there

Lads, an attractive muzzle girl wants to 'get coffee' with me but I'm worried her family will stone me to death if they find out.

>>37839860
Pakis are the most liked people in the UK you bellend.

>>37839877
No mate you need to fuck off. you tried to out tilde as a racist without proof. only thing is you just made people like him more kek. now your samefagging every thread trying to force this shit because you realised you fucked up

now fuck off seriously. you aren't welcome or wanted here autist

>>37839861
Personally I am just unable to feel pride for someone I have never met or interacted with. I have trouble feeling it for people I meet everyday.

>>37839904
What are you going to do?

The ones I have come across generally stay away from white people and seem very cultured.

>>37839898
>nothing to do at the park
What about drinking and hanging out with your mates, maybe even have a kick about la'?

>>37839860

That's pretty gay to be fair.

>>37839917
He isn't that liked. I also don't like him.

>>37839834
I'm on universal credit. The more time I'm on it the more the courses and 'work experience' they send me on.

I literally did a three hour course on how to write a CV last Friday and they literally showed me how the write the CV that got rejected this morning.

>>37839931
he doesn't mind tho

>>37839920

I dunno lad. She's fairly westernized and her family are from Iran. She says they're cool but very religious.

>>37839855
i don't see what's wrong with them, i'm always having a laugh with the paki down the shop

>>37839923
You can do that anywhere though, and when the sun comes out the park is flooded with people sitting about doing nothing.

Kick about is a fair one, I'm not into football so didn't think of that

>>37839923

> he goes to a public park with his mates to drink

your either a Chav or molesting paki

>>37839939

Get ready to be honour killed. Lmao

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>>37839942
>flooded with people
Exactly la' great way too meet even more new people and fit birds.
>>37839946
Beats drinking alone in your mam's spare room ye muppet.

>>37839691
Well there is a clear choice here isn't there, probably best for him to brazen it out.
>"Exam period" huh.
So this is a pair of young fuck-ups fucking shit up. The important thing to do is to grow out of shit like this to be honest. Most people do, some people don't and their lives are a misery.

Evens and I go for a lie down in the store room.

just rolled the nicest fag i've ever seen, i don't even wanna smoke it, might frame it desu

>>37839986

> drinking at all
> admitting your a paki or Chav

enjoy your dick not working and dead liver at 25 lmao

>>37840020
>enjoy your dick not working and dead liver at 25 lmao
You must be a paki, because that isn't even close to true

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>>37840020
>he doesn't drink.
>thinks my dick doesn't work even though I'm post-25 years.
Alrigh' la.

Least I get to use mine for more than wanking over animu characters.

>>37839917
Red pilled and refuses to answer the question about diversity. Also voted UKIP and brexit and admitted to voting for pol memes. He's a massive fucking racist and he's a lying fake cunt.
Also magically he can't seem to summon some sympathy for the victims of grenfel yet he can be proud and care for absolute strangers?

Tilde please fuck off from britfeel toy attention seeking vapid fake twat

>>37840075

Who cares about Pakis dying because they tried to make a bomb and failed?

You must be one since you clearly love them so bloody much.

>>37840075
Dude just give up. I'm a fuckin' commie and I don't give a shit. No-one but you does.

>>37840075
>voted UKIP and brexit
That doesn't make you a racist though.

Take this shit to brit/pol/

>>37838627
thanks for using lower case b in /britfeel/

>>37840075
Time to fuck off mate. You ain't wanted and are getting really defensive over it kek. Just piss off already

>>37840075
you're literally the only person who gives a shit. Maybe you should fuck off and never return?

>>37838699
>>37838689
Hahaha perfect
Originally

What's hotter lad, Glenfell Towers on wednesday or me right now?

>>37840075
Take your virtue signalling elsewhere you pathetic cuck

>>37840075

Whats wrong with being racist lad?

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>peeing on Stonehenge

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Oh look, this thread again...

You all need to go back

>>37840075

Who even cares if he is racist?

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Why do black people smell funny, lads?

>>37840201
close call right there, hard to tell.

>>37840233
tilde and his racist ways need to leave thats all.

>>37840201
Probably you, it should be cold by tomorrow.

>>37840201
Well a standard house fire burns at approx. 593 C [1] and even if you are in the hattest part of the country at this very moment(currently Heathrow you'll be at most reach 32 C today. [2]. So probably the towers.

1-http://www.nifast.org/blog/07/do-you-know-what-will-not-burn-in-a-house-fire/
2-http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/

>>37839822
I love the beach
>cool sea breeze
>salty smell in the air
>fish n chips
>arcades
>The peir
As long as you don't get too wet the sand is ok

>>37840261

It's only west africans, Kenyans don't smell funny

>>37839917
Imagine white knighting a tranny on brit LMAO

MY MAN TRIED TO CALL SOMEONE ELSE AUTISTIC AS WELL OHHH MY DAYZZ

>>37840284
Look how many people have told you to fuck off? Take their advice my man

>>37840262
>>37840266
I guess this guy answered it for us.
>>37840268
Cheers lad. Feel like I might end up self-combusting with the heat though.

Sat here in a tee and shorts. How come my feet feel sweatier bare than they do with socks on?

I can't believe tilde was so retarded as to vote UKIP/Leave for ''''/pol/ memes''' shows what a fucking mentally stunted manchild he is

Is it racist to hate those with iqs lower than 85?

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>>37840295
ACT LIKE A WASTEMAN

MUG

Is this 'tilde is racist' thing a meme? Also arent at least half the people here a bit racist?

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>>37840346

>I hate those with an IQ lower than 85

>>37840346
yes because IQ tests are racist and only work for white middle class males.

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>>37840338
Why do you care so much, you're obsessed with tilde. Like the kid who picks on the girl he likes in the playground.

>>37840364
All racist people need to fuck off

Tilde isn't racist but he's a horrible person

A lot of fighting in britfeel lately. I blame the heat

Tilde why did you come back? not hating btw just wondered. You disappear for a long time and then suddenly started posting daily again

ur cute btw

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>>37840377
>All racist people need to fuck off
Fuck off, Paki

>>37840411
He causes a lot of friction I think it would be better if he posted without the tripcode

>>37840424
All tripfags should be banned. The entire point of this place is anonymity, if you want a username then fuck off to reddit

>>37840364
It's also a fact.

>>37840424
This as well. It's somewhat surprising considering how much a /britfeel/ goes off topic cause of him that he just doesn't drop the trip to let everyone get on with it. Instead he keeps it and lets the infighting over if he is a racist or not continue.

>>37840364
>Is this 'tilde is racist' thing a meme?
Yes

>Also arent at least half the people here a bit racist?
Probably at least 75%

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>>37840417
be quiet whiteboi

>>37840424
tbf I think he was asked to trip in the first place. people are going to complain no matter what

Brother was smoking in the kitchen again. The smell made me puke, told him to stop smoking in the house and he got angry and stormed out.

normans have autism

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>>37840442
>The entire point of this place is anonymity
>name field is the first thing you can type into when replying to a thread.
>name field has been here since day 1.

>>37840496
Name field is not the same as an account you can change name immediately so your anonymity isn't compromised

>>37840496
The use of the name is something you briefly use. Look at how LeedsLad uses it. He uses it so you know it's LeedsLad but drops it when it's not required.

Tilde using a trip is never required on any of his posts.

>>37840442
>The entire point of this place is anonymity
>frequent posters have autistic nicknames and disclose personal info on the regular

pick one

Fucking hell, I woke up in the middle of the night and my bedsheet was soaked, I thought someone had poured water all over it, was just sweat.

>>37840539
Tildes trip is required. How else can I filter him?

>>37840545
Answer honestly

Is you fat?

I'll know is you lie

Anyone watched this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFfrWKHB1Gc
It's an interview in the 80s with a Soviet defector named Yuri Bezmenov. It's a fairly fascinating story, learning about what the living conditions were like, how and why he defected and so on. However, perhaps the most interesting part is how the implementation of Marxist ideals over multiple generations in education and elsewhere, was a deliberate KGB tactic to which they devoted the majority of their resources.

They call this process 'demoralisation', the goal of which is to embitter the population to ideas about their own values and heritage and to make them accepting of their enemies, to the point that even when faced with overwhelming evidence, they will not be able to see or understand it. Like they could visit a gulag and say it wasn't representative or something. Remind you of anything?

>get a job offer 4 weeks ago
>"we'll sort out your paperwork and be in touch :)"
>literally meant to start tomorrow
>phone rings
>"sorry we've got an issue with your documents and it cant be sorted out in 1 day so we're withdrawing you but its okay you can re-apply in a couple months when we start recruiting again!!"

i might actually kill myself this time this has fucked up everything

>>37840567

I'm actually about 52kg or so and 5'8".

>>37840577
liv DAT NEET life boss

>>37840567
I sweat that much as well and I'm skinny, it all comes from my balls and feet

serious question why does ball sweat smell so much worse than normal sweat?

>>37840577
Wow that's shit mate but don't kill yourself

>>37840588

I used to be full on NEET until the jobcentre made me work 35 hours for bennies.

Now I just work part time as a cleaner, probably about 150 a month better off and the job is a piece of piss. Spend half the time watching TV shows on my tablet when I'm done.

Comfy job tbqh I'd recommend it to any NEETs.

>Been working kitchen job for 3 weeks
>Suddenly been promoted to kitchen manager

FFS I don't want this responsibility. Is this worth 9 an hour to be so stressed out?

>>37840577
What job was it lad?

Always think it's mad when I go on another board and I can shitpost in peace without worrying about being original. Fuck the robot

>>37840617
Honestly, no fucking way.
3 weeks in the job as well. Jesus christ, how quickly does that place go through staff?

>>37840645
Same lad. The fact I could post just a picture without having to spam some gibberish is some amazing freedom I forgot I had.

>>37840645
I've stopped posting on other boards i.e /pol/ because I keep getting banned for shitposting.

Just wanked to a scene with Christian xxx and three trannys

Might end it all

>>37840655

let's face it, /r9k/ posts will mostly be gibberish even without the originality bot

>>37840570
Anyone who held any different opinion was a counter revolutionary, now they're a racist or a nazi

>>37840645
>>37840655
what other boards are good unless you want to talk about a specific thing? i used to go on /adv/ and it was pretty shit most of the time

>>37840668

>tfw there are real people who actually pay subscription fees to sites like these

I love the moments in life when the internet dies or there's a power cut. Its like I remember I'm alive and can do other things, the moment it comes back though I immediately start browsing 4chan again though. I might try and do a day without internet, see what it's like.

>>37840634
Working for the NHS, starting out some entry level stuff like data entry then moving up to more responsibility.

I understand they have to be strict with documents and shit but i'm really fucking depressed about this. It's a really minor issue that could easily be solved by them ringing someone and asking them to confirm my details, but since it has to be documents obtained by me in person it'd take weeks and they said right well sorry bye then.

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been driving for 3 years but i still can't pass my theory, it's driving me up the fucking wall lads

>>37840075
I think these things would make him more likeable to most people on 4chan. I'm guessing this is just bait though.

>>37840787
Idk. I only browse here, /tv/ and /ck/

wait until you lads see the new meme that is cooking.

i cant wait

>>37840817
...how? It is a piece of piss lad. What bit are you having trouble with?

>>37840670
No point keeping it anyway. We keep having the same discussions regardless of the meaning of the robot.

>>37840787
That's why I like other boards, to have more specific discussions on a topic. I don't use them much but always nice to nip on once in a blue moon. Any other more 'off topic' board is /b/ level shit. /b/,/soc/,/bant/. Sure /r9k/ is no better at times but it feels a bit more in order at the very least.

>>37840814
Ah that's utter shite lad. Could have been a nice job. You gonna reapply next time?

>>37840648
1st day a kitchen member left
Then the replacement never showed up
3rd day manager quit
3 waitresses have quit
team leader is working his notice

>>37840838
/ck/ is comfy, I go there too.

>>37840075
Wtf I love Tilde now

>>37840817
i took 10 lessons a year ago, failed my theory test 4 times and ive not done anything since.

>>37840787

desu there are no good boards left, even /r9k/ is shit. Same threads all the time and I don't even visit that regularly

>>37840880

4 times? Did you consider reading the booklet first?

>>37840856
Sounds like where I used to work lad. Didn't take me long to be pretty much the longest working staff member there bar the cleaner, kitchen manager and manager.

Used to get along with the kitchen manager so hearing about all the stress he had to deal with when it came to kitchen staff not turning up made me glad to just stick to front of house. It's partly why I never pursued moving up to Assistant manager or Team Leader even though I could do.

>>37840888
This is the only good thread on /r9k/, I can't tell if the rest of it is shitposting or genuine autism. Everyone on the other threads seems like a massive cunt

>>37840888
yeah, i sometimes briefly look at the rest of 9rk and it seems absolutely shit.

>>37840847
/b/ was good when i was about 15, now i just hate it. i have never been on /bant/

>>37840888

/r9k/ was always shit. It just got a whole lot shitter when it turned into a pity party

>>37840817
Lad, it's a bloody doddle. The hardest part is the video side but once you know what you are to be looking out for and when you ideally are meant to click, it's pretty easy.

>>37840931
>Impying /r9k/ hasn't always been a Wizchan expy

>>37840906
i failed by 1 mark every time which made it worse. got full marks on hazard perception though

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>package comes just fine
>didn't have to collect it or pay customs because they valued it at 1000 yen
Wahey, lads. Let's post some lewd waifus to celebrate.

>>37840924
they are yanks lad. yanks are usually stupid cunts, and most of them are teens which makes them even more edgy and stupid

How come britfeel feels so superior to the rest of r9k when this thread has no decent discussion?

>>37840924
There are lots of good threads you just have a crumpet for a brain

>>37840925
>/b/ was good when i was about 15, now i just hate it
Same lad. I feel /b/ somehow got worse but maybe that's just me hoping. Feels like they couldn't organise anything like they did with Habbo back in the day.
/bant/ just seems like some weird /b/, /r9k/, /int/, /pol/ crossover yet doesn't solve any problems of those boards.

>>37840948
How are you practicing your question part? I used some theory test pro. Did all the questions and felt ready for that.

>>37840975

Any discussion is more decent than boipucci and tfw no 2dwifu threads

>>37840975
Because actually discussion takes place here and not as much bitching about been virgins, stacies, and the like. Still the occasional tranny posting sadly.

>>37840925
>>37840981
/b/ is just a porn board now, all the entertaining stuff on there just seemed to up and vanish a few years ago. always wondered what the turning point was

The thought of driving absolutely terrifies me and I cant believe you lads can do it

>>37840981
using a book i bought and online practice tests

>>37841027
It's fun, doing 100 on the motorway, blasting past people

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>>37840950
>Wahey, lads. Let's post some lewd waifus to celebrate.
Sure

>>37840975
britfeel does have decent discussions though, you probably dont pay attention, cant relate because you're a yank, or dont care about the subjects.

the rest of r9k is people moaning about retarded shit like being too small when they are actually average height. you can tell its just kids on the rest of r9k

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>want to move to NZ because it's the closest country to home without actually being home
>they keep tightening immigration laws to ensure "skilled immigrants" (i.e. rich chinamen) and the opposition are pushing the government to make it harder to find pathways to permanent residence if you come in to do work. Contrast that before ~1974, you could basically apply for permanent residence right off the plane if you were white British.
Welcome to New Zealand. NOW FUCK OFF, WE'RE FULL.

(I mean, the idea I could hold down a job is fanciful, but I'm miffed that "white British" isn't the only qualification I need to move to a country that we bloody created.)

>>37840981
>/bant/ just seems like some weird /b/, /r9k/, /int/, /pol/ crossover yet doesn't solve any problems of those boards.

i will have to check it out but it just seems like the culture of 4chan is ultimately the problems. i mean, this is a website that is bound to attract the most edgy people because of its reputation.

>>37841016
yeah, does seem like its just porn. dont know why people use it for porn because there are board dedicated to porn. this was why i stopped going on /b/ a long time ago.

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>>37841027
It is fun and comfy, I really like it. Random weekend drives to go camping somewhere are always good, pic related was my favourite one this year so far

Weather anon here from previous days, I have a friend who works as a senior meteorologist the met office and he's told me that a small number of models tomorrow have predicted temperatures up to 38-39 around the Bristol area tomorrow.

There would be about a 4% chance of this happening, although there is a lot of debate as to whether this is an accurate run, of whether there is some sort of malfunction on the model itself.

The fact that there is a serious 4% chance of the hottest day ever tomorrow is astounding enough, especially in June, traditionally not the hottest month of the year. However one thing to note is that the BBC have increased their own forecast slowly throughout the past 24 hours, now even they are predicting 34c in southern England.

>>37841027
>The thought of driving absolutely terrifies me
I used to be the same, then my 17 yo sister passed her test. She is 5foot nothing, and probably weighs about 6 stone.

I figured if this delicate little thing can do it, I can.

>>37841027

It's great fun anon.

>>37841090

>britbongs think 38 degrees are a high temperature

>>37841027
The test scares me most. It sounds like the markers do you for stuff that people do on the road constantly.

Oooo look at me im English and I am superior

>>37841130
Pleasure to meet you, one is also.

>>37841130
This feel, I know it well.

>>37841130
now you understand

>>37841127
I stalled it twice, cut up another person on their test, got flipped off and still managed to pass.

They were so understaffed I had to wait 3 months for the test. I think they passed everyone who didn't crash.

I'm just your average, work-a-day, 'give the dogs bollocks a cheeky toggle' type of bloke. Live in a small flat, a few quid in me pocket, no gf, only a few mates.

Been feeling a bit down lately, like maybe living here isn't for me anymore. I have family in Canada I could live with. I could apply for visas to different countries. I dunno -- can anyone relate? Or am I just whinging?

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>>37841130
you're only superior if you vote corbyn

i'm not religious but damn is 'amazing grace' a good hymn. can see why the Christians love it so much

>>37841125
We measure temperature in celsius here, you fucking mong. 38 celsius is over 100 in your retard units.

>>37841176
If you're miserable where you are, you'll be miserable somewhere else.

>>37841090
My app has predicted 30 whole degrees at five in the afternoon tomorrow. I think that is really out of order tbf.

im not american but god damn is america one hell of a country, I can see why they are so much better than us now

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>>37840570
I've seen it, but I've never trusted it.
Reading his story, you realize he was basically mid-tier and sent to India. I see little reason to believe that he has any real information on the subversion of first world countries. (Since his role was only to subvert second world countries and build allies for the USSR.)

That said I view the USSR as a tragedy since it was the last thing counterbalancing American hegemony, which has been worse for Britain than any "enemy" subversion ever could be.

>>37841176
my mate went to canada for year and he hated it. mostly the weather and insects. i think his exact words were 'nature clearly doesn't want human's living here'

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Can someone explain some shit in the op image please. No I mean, these are not new to this fine summer feeling hot version. It's a common theme.

There is a mussy on the right. He's smug, he's working in the Pakistan shop.

There is an unhappy Pepe working in kebab shop, now I mean, he used to be outside, with a newspaper looking for a job.

I'm going to assume he sad Pepe is British. Does this mean Muslims are winning. They are enjoying life in the UK, getting away with shit, being the victim and getting free money, while poor British Pepe is reduced to working in the kebab shop, for a turk.

Seems a shame lads

that fucking tommy robinson interview with piers morgan, this country is fucked, you cant insult religions now

>>37841090
thankfully the forecast in glasgow tomorrow is comfy rain all day, can't come soon enough. 38 sounds like utter torture

Ah fuck. Stuck in a room with the autistic bosses autistic son and now it's just us two. Hope he doesn't try to make conversation.

>>37841275
>you cant insult religions now
Yeah you can. What are they gonna do about it? State atheism when?

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>>37841240
>god damn is america one hell of a country
I agree, especially as my two favourite things are black people and guns.

>>37841275
He did a great job desu. People dismiss him as a stupid thug but he knows his stuff.

>>37841312
Sounds like they need brexit

>>37840814
the NHS is a joke desu, me mum's worked there all her working life and they can't do anything right

just a few months ago the whole NHS England internal internet system went down because somebody cc'd every single NHS email address into one email by accident, and people were replying to it asking why it was sent to them while still having all the email addresses linked to it, and it very quickly crashed the whole system

I've got my first day at my call center job today.

How fucked am I?

>>37840844
all of it mate, there's too much to remember, since there's a narrow fail mark of about 3 questions i can't seem to nail it

>>37840939
>The hardest part is the video side

they've even changed that to make it easier nowadays lad, took my theory a couple years ago now it must have been, and the hazard perception clips are all cgi so they no longer have the stupid real life clips

>>37841350
>there's too much to remember

lad, it's literally just street signs, a bit of car maintenance, and the hazard perception, what's so difficult about it?

>>37841309
Well you can if it's not Islam, you'll go to jail for burning a koran though

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Need a haircut, lads.

>>37841324
That just sounds like computer illiteracy to me desu. My aunt is head of IT at a school and watching her use her laptop is painful. Even simple things like tabs and scrolling she has trouble with.

>>37841389
Just 'cause the law says so doesn't mean you can't do it. The law has a ton of stupid shit.

Anybody had laser eye surgery? It'd be nice to be able to see

>>37841415
same, theres a barber up the road from me and i can't be arsed to go

What does 'any port in a storm' mean?

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>coworker has pretty feet

>>37841475
think about it lad, its not hard

>>37841475
it's sailing advice

>>37841351
Aye. Did mine the other week.
The CGI was really weird. super detailed in some aspects but poorly detailed in others.
Wanted a game of it desu

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>>37841483
It's one of my fav things about the summer. Girls have their feet on display.

There's lots of pretty girls here. One of them is sitting in the common room now, dangling her flats from her pretty toes.

>>37841312
I, too, get all my world knowledge from unsourced memes

>>37841475
jesus christ lad, it's pretty obvious

you'll take what you can get when things are bad

>>37841332
Avoid the rank looking paki wearing a dress

Ah fuck. Smashed the glass on my phone while in the pisser. Luckily it's not actually on the screen so could be worse.

>>37841605
Sounds like you piss pretty hard

>>37841620
Yeah, it's like one of those pressure washers. Use it to clean the dirt off the car.

>>37841631
I love to pressure wash shit stains off the inside of the toilet with my piss

>>37841562
>sandals and painted nails
>flipflops
>flats

What have I done to deserve such reward?

its much cooler today... nice.

Footfags are an abomination.

>>37841646

kek I wonder how many other people do this

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>mfw girls reveal their bellies in hot weather

Imagine posting on britfeel all day haha

>summer
>girls no longer wear leggings

feelsbadman

>>37841715

Imagine your warm yummy cummy all over her tummy

REEEEEE SOMEONE BUY MY EBAY SHIT FFS IT'S NOT EVEN TOTAL CRAP SOME OF IT IS DECENT STUFF

>>37841332

The first couple of weeks are the best it will ever be.

>>37841750
>The first couple of weeks are the best it will ever be.

Gee, thanks for making me not wanna kill myself sooner.

>>37841742
Link, lad? origmani

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>i vow to thee my country

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>>37841698
Stop hating and enjoy.

Imagine the comfiness of winter but the scantily clad women of summer. Would literally be the best season of the year.

ahh, cooler today
and I woke up late, zero calories today so I can have pizza for tea
sorted

>Life is nice and relaxing
>No problems financially
>Work is really comfy
>No gf, but it's not something bothering me right now
>Everything is going fine
>Knock (thumping) on the door
>Some angry bloke claiming I've been having an affair with his wife
>Claims I'm going to 'seriously regret' crossing him.
>I plea ignorance
>He tells me I'm 'safe for a few days' but very soon my life will 'become a living hell'

Why does shit like this have to happen to me? I specifically avoid confrontation like this

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>>37841767
Ffs for some reason the link is only showing half the things I'm selling. Pic related it the rest

https://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/simoingra_5/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_ipg=&_from=

>>37841723
Can't even imagine what it's like to post on /britfeel/ all day. Once I didn't get laid for like 2 weeks, almost died lads. aha LADS LADS LADS

>>37841845

Shouldn't have slept with his wife anon

>>37841845
It appears you live in an Albert Camus novel

>>37841848

Looks like a list of shit Christmas presents

>>37841845

some of you are alright, don't sleep with the angry mans wife tomorrow

>>37841870
>a collection of cigarette cards from the 1930s
you had better Christmases than me

>>37841845
find his wife and fuck her

>>37841860

I didn't, but he did claim he had seen me go round their flat and he was 'absolutely certain' because he noted down my registration plate, and it's the same as the car parked in my driveway.

I asked him some questions to see if there had been any crossed wires but when I asked him where his flat was, what times he'd seen me go round (maybe I had evidence to the contrary) he said 'dont play dumb with me m8'

How much additional power will my compy draw if I have its fans on max?

>>37841923

Well you may as well fuck her now, you're getting in trouble for it anyway.

TOO

WARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>37841941
>TOO
>WARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it really isn't

>>37841923
You should've slammed the door in his face the moment he started accusing you. Don't answer the door to him next time.

>>37841948

How dare you reply to me.

>>37841963
>How dare you reply to me.
and I'll do it again

Watching doctors again. Sick show this

>>37841845

I remember some guy smashing in the front door to my flats a while ago because he thought someone living downstairs had keyed his car. Lasted for about an hour, was really entertaining to listen to.

I think the car owners nephew did it because he was the only one who saw anything.

>>37841923
Time for the /britfeel/ boys to roll up and give this daft twat a slap.

>>37839063
COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS
originally

>>37841923
Your stories are getting boring, BritNormie.

Torrential thunderstorms Wednesday night boys, I can't fucking wait.

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>>37841995

>Time for the /britfeel/ boys to roll up and give this daft twat a slap.

Where do you think you are.

I can understand why people from hot country's are so lazy now. I've bearly moved from my bed

So I was just at the local Gregg's getting a sausage roll. All was well, I had purchased a meat and potato roll, was walking out with it when some big man ran up to me and slapped it out my hand, he said "you stole my dog, you bastard!" and kept kicking my head in. Fucking hate my life. Xd

>>37842055
This is good satire

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>>37839788
pls respond onegaishimasu

I wonder if tilde or ebin wants to join my knitting group. We only use white wool

>>37842052
it's just normal for them lad, they're not sitting around moaning about the heat all year long plonked on the equator

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Say what you want about EastEnders, but you can't deny she was hot as fuck. Failed MILF still slutting around and dropping men for not making her cum well into her forties

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Good news, ebin did transition in the end

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>>37842055
>not getting a sausage bean and cheese melt
what are you doing mate

>>37842071
Fenneks are very cute!
Sorry I really cannot have any input on that post

>tfw 20 and a non passing uggo tranny
>tfw neet because of anxiety and afraid of what people will think if they see me
>tfw nhs doesn't fund any surgeries for mtf trannies
>tfw won't be able to afford to ever fix my face so I become somewhat passable and can live a normal life
>genital surgery isn't possible either since results are consistently terrible with current technology too

just what should I do with my life here??

>>37842096
I prefer Whitney. I've always loved chavy girls . Haven't seen it for over a year now though

Had a cheeky work wank. It's even better when you get paid for it.

>>37842096
Sorry that what originally ment for him>>37842094

>>37842112

Live as a man or join a carnival

they're still posting in my hr thread reeeeeeee

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I JUST NEED TO ENDURE

EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY TOMORROW
THIS IS MY LAST DAY OF HELL

>>37842136
Spam it untill it reaches bump limit

My neighbour is being a dick and making shit loads of noise, this has been going on for 18 months or so, he keeps fucking the garden up, building stuff and knocking it down, im too soft to say anything to him so how can i get back at him without confrontation? hes madly proud of his garden and always brags about it so i was thinking about throwing something over the fence that would kill it, or maybe strawberry seeds, ive heart theyre near enough impossible to properly kill once they start growing wild

Some water in a mug? Shit

Some water in a mug that's been turned into ice? Wow

>>37842136

Why do you want it to die?

>>37842166

some ice in a mug then

>>37840614
You work 35 hours and you are only 150 a month better off? Are you on universal credit?

>>37842112
accept that you're an effeminate male and stop pretending like that means you have to trick people into thinking you're something that you biologically can never be

>>37842169
Why wouldnt I want to die?

>>37842197

I don't know, why would you want it to die?

grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 35 and post the third line

At wageslavery and the roasties are joking about dressing me up as a girl and going to a beach party together. J-just a joke! And Stacey was telling me that marijuana was growing in her garden. Didn't know how I was supposed to respond desu.

How's your hot day going lads?

>>37842282
You are such a normie holy shit

>>37842274
We had been in the augur station of infernus spaceport

>>37842139
You're going to love it.

One of the best things I ever bought, My AC unit. I honestly don't know how people get through the summers without them.

Also it's awesome when everyone is moaning how it was too hot to sleep, and you slept like a baby.

>>37842178

I worked 35 hours for free while on bennies.

I only work 15 hours now I'm signed off.

>>37842282
Tilde lad are you thick??? when a roastie talks about her "garden" shes talking about her fanny...her bush...the muff, she wants the D Tilde, 69 her mum

>>37842274

>First non-sectarian school in England. It achieved another

>mum: theres no internet
>me: yeah its not working
>mum: why?
how should i know? do i look like john q internet, inventor of the internet and knower of all possible internet problems?

>>37842274
that I have nothing to do with these things. As witnesses, I offer

>>37842344

..."The gearbox, and it works a bit like a starter motor but in"...

>>37842274
sorry i cant, it was a picture

just asked the mods to delete /britfeel/

tired of these shitty threads

>>37842349
>john q internet
made me chuckle that.
seriously though mate, why.

>>37842366
just tell us what animal the picture was of ebin

>>37842378
How come they deleted the threads talking about it?

>>37842274
A basic feature of our postmodern world is that it

>>37842378
/r9k/ would die without us and you know it

>>37842386
What book is that?
Extra text

>>37842274
>Oh, darn...
Anime books count, right?

>>37842378
we are the only good thing about r9k. the rest of the board is absolute shit.

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>>37841848
Ahaha lad

>>37841870
Can confirm I got em for christmas and still haven't read them on account of them being shit

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Hey lads. Someone suggest this book for me to read. Is it good? I havent got the car jehe

>>37841848
>last man
>trees
are these any good?

>>37842274
Lord chancellor more came down to the house and said

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for the few of us lads who aren't virgins post your favorite sex position. heres mine.

>>37842420
Slavoj Zizek - Violence.

>>37842112

You sort your fucking self out

>you don't like who you are
>your'e confused as to your place in the world and your identity
>you start thinking that it's because you're a "woman"
>so you surround yourself in an echo chamber who all reinforce your negative thinking and never question it
>you replace your identity with an ideology because it conveniently solves all your problems and answers all the questions without any effort on your part

Start thinking for yourself for fuck sake.

>>37842447

>F to N Registration

you can do better than that lad

Getting a blowjob from the gf right now.
This is the life.

>>37842473
>>37842473
REEEEEEEE GTFO OUT OF MY GENERAL OUT OF IT

has anyone else noticed that it's rather hot

>>37841933
The difference should be negligible

>>37842112
Wew anon. Im mtf and I got my surgery paid for last year. How non passing are you, what is your height and shoe size?

>>37842473
this one is my favorite. i especially like it when the girls also wraps her arms around me

i have not had sex for half a year though, and i doubt i will be getting any sometime soon

>>37842494

nowt better than a good blowy lad, well done

tell her to nibble

>>37842495
haha lad you didn't really fall for the be a virgin meme did you? haha wait you did? tragic haha

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>>37838627
I just found a lump on my throat left side just below jawline, can I apply for cancer neetbux benefits yet?

>>37842378

There are so many of us they couldn't even enforce it

>>37842383
>ebin
i'm offended

...it was a cynodont