>he doesn't smoke weed Literally the cure for robothood

>smoke weed and it's fucking beautiful to be numbed and actually happy

It sucks when you're always depressed and sober and rely on it to escape life.

>>37838424
>Literally the cure for robothood
how so?

I dont like it , not to mention the stuff they smoke out here smells fucking terrible

Im sorry but only junkies and normies love that shit

>>37838424
stimulants and/or opioids are the only genuinely effective treatments for robotism

>weed
>successful at anything besides getting fat

>meth
>feel great and motivated
>get tons of shit done without needing to sleep

Weed is bitch shit, meth breeds success.

>>37838424
Weed is for druggos not for robots.

Get the fuck off my board

>>37838526
>how so?
answer me you stupid stoner

>>37838651
This.

I smoke meth all the time dude I fucking love it. I still eat and drink a lot of Ensure, it's like a chocolate milk drink they give to malnourished african kids but it helps a lot with the hunger pangs and helps me maintain a healthy weight even if I smoke meth a lot also I remember to brush my teeth all the time.

I fucking love smoking meth dude. Blowing clouds and getting headrushes.

>implying weed doesn't just make he a sex-addicted social recluse fiending for the next bowl

>>37838696
>hunger pangs
But meth suppresses appetite, sounds like you've never done meth before

>>37838816
I don't get hungry, but I still get the pains in my stomach if I haven't eaten for 2 days. Isn't that pain called "hunger pangs?"

I smoke meth all the time nigger

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>>37838424
Yeah duuuuude. It also cures athlete's foot, and autism, and hemorrhoid, and endometriosis. It's true, my friend's drug dealer that constantly leaves the remote for the TV in the fridge and thinks ancient aliens came to Earth and fucked apes to make humanity, told me so. What? No, there's nothing wrong with me personally, besides the tar build up in my lungs and high blood pressure from eating garbage food while sitting on my ass all day, I'm perfectly healthy, but we should still legalize it anyways so I can continue to use it to mask my inability to cope with a reality I find hostile while using it as an emotional crutch and substitute for an actual personality. By the way, we also need socialism because despite being raised in a middle class household in a first world nation and given every opportunity in life to succeed, I'm still a broke loser that somehow manages to have enough money to buy this shit.

Gas yourself, faggot

>>37838424
>Literally the cure for robothood
When I do smoke weed I just become paranoid it makes me sperg out even more.

The whole weed making you lazy thing is not a meme. I threw away the last 8 years of my life.

I like heroin better. It is the comfiest drug in the world.

But it's fucked my life and will probably kill me. I don't care anymore.

>>37838889
Dude ur a fag, weed really does cure cancer and makes your smarter.

>>37838816
fucking moron you force yourself. he said ensure cause you can chug your nutrients and just try not to barf it up. I know that for a fucking fact and you have obviously never used meth at least not correctly

>>37838424
It just makes you get comfy with your robothood, instead of fighting it trying to get out of it.
If you want to stay a useless neet forever, and loose the little motivation you have and get even more depressed and anxious, by all means, start smoking weed faggot.

you mean it makes you content with robothood

>>37838976
>weed really does cure cancer
Then what do you need it for?

>and makes your smarter
If weed miraculously gave people a 100 I.Q. boost you'd still be retarded, anon

>>37839039
You don't seem so smart yourself, falling for that very obvious sarcasm.

>>37839039
how old are you and how long have you been hiding in your mothers womb anon?

>>37839051
A thing called Poe's Law does exists, cockgobbler

>>37839015
Any drug where I need to directly inject it into my bloodstream is particularly unappealing to me desu senpai

>>37839101
Fuck, I am a retard. This post was for >>37838970

>>37839097
Lol whatever you say, brainlet.

>>37839112
>>37839101
Honestly it seems unappealing, but intravenous injection is the most effective, and if done correctly, the cleanest route-of-administration when it comes to drugs.

Using heroin in any other way is a waste. That rush when it hits you is pure bliss. I hate my life, but I live that rush.

>>37838424
I love smoking because it makes listening to music so much better, but it's definitely not a cure for robothood. It makes me paranoid and significantly worsens my anxiety. Alcohol is the real cure.

>>37839080
Funny thing is, you're probably 19 and have deluded yourself into believing living off a student loan while sharing a dorm room means you're "independent." Does mommy still do you laundry for you?

>>37839101
you can snort heroin and smoke tar heroin. just recently allowed myself to go intravenously and the difference was amazing just like i had been told for so long.. and guess what i havent done it in three weeks and dont crave it so not everyone who does it feigns for it and becomes and addict. so when people say that weed is bad and addictive i tell them to eat a hot bowl of dick

>>37839148
>this damage control
wew lad

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>>37839155
If you haven't felt any cravings, better not shoot up again. You got lucky, but one more time will turn into one more time, believe me anon

t. robot who shoots up 2-3 times a day, if he can afford it

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>>37839121
>polesmoking ape SEETHING at the fact someone shattered his fragile reality and reminded him he's worth less than a barnacle on a whale's ass

>>37839148
well damn how did you know. Hey everyone this guy knows exactly who i am.

you sad prepubescent spaz

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Weeds for niggers, i prefer phenibut.

Made in Russia so you know it's potent shit, prescribed to patients with depression, PTSD, anxiety problems. Makes me social as fuck and happy.

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>>37839162
lol reported. Enjoy your 3 day ban, LOSER

>>37839188
can you be anymore asspained?

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>>37839210
oh damn fool

>>37839176
Ok, well yea there were of course cravings but i wouldnt call it feigning. That ended about 3 - 4 days later and the queasy feeling went away.

Shit i guess that was normal for me cause all the meph i have done in the past and knew to some extent what i was gonna get my self into.. shit i forgot that im a little too seasoned in the drug game lol

>>37839203
wow thanks i'll check it out

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>>37838424
>7.8 grams

cute.

>>37838470
But it fucking works like a motherfucker! Id rather smoke a dro dank a day over being a millionaire and can't ingest ganja. My ex agreed too; thats how good it is.

>>37838621
Both are garbage besides amphetamine like adderall.

Weed makes me anxious and paranoid, and my family has a history of mental disorders and alcoholism.

You couldn't pay me to smoke weed.

>>37838651
>weed
>makes you fat
You have no idea what you're talking about. Every fatty I know that became a stoner lost all their weight.
It speeds up metabolism.
The munchies are only for newbies or non-regular smokers. Most people who are high 24/7 forget to eat because they already have the dopamine hit and are feeling satisfied.

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>>37838424

>Nigger grass
>cure anything

Heh

Dont do marijuana, my friend died injecting only 4 weeds

>>37840166

this, although I mix mine with tobacco which also suppresses hunger

>have tried smoking plenty of different strains, qualities and quantities of weed over many years from different dealers, coworks and roommates
>EVERY SINGLE TIME I get stupidly paranoid
>not "oh jeez da po-lice are gonna find out I'm smoking" paranoid but "literally everyone I've ever known has been lying to me and my face, everything I know is a lie, I can't trust anyone" paranoid
Weed makes me feel fucking horrible. I don't know how much of it has to do with the bipolar disorder or OCD but it does not work for me as intended.

>>37841559
shit that's sad
weed not even once

>>37839486
>Smoke a dro dank
What?

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>>37838424
Reefer gives me the strength and tenacity to get out of bed in the morning and do what an able-bodied American needs to do.
God bless reefer.

>>37842547

thats nigger for potent weed

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>tfw weed is extremely expensive where I live and I'm very addicted
I spend almost half of all my money on weed a month

>>37842593
why not grow

>>37842602
I would have to spend a bunch of money on equipment to grow it and I live with my parents so it's not an option for the time being.

>>37838424
I have schizophrenia
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>37842621
I rarely ever see stoners in your situation making it big. Growing your finances is a series of leverages. I suggest investing your money rather than smoking it. If you do well, you can smoke off of the profits.

>>37841763
youre smoking too much, plain and simple

>>37842649
I'll keep that in mind but seeing as I'm impulsive and have almost no self control I doubt I'll be able to.

>>37838424
enjoy your horrible episodes of depersonalization f.am

>>37838964
You were lazy before. Dont blame your lack of self control and motivation on a plant.

>>37842666
>I'm impulsive and have almost no self control
Usually, the only thing I've seen that makes people change from that is having nothing, and deciding that they want to be something instead of being homeless.

I'm about to smoke weed for the first time I really hope to get good effects out of it since I bought a lot

>>37842659
You would think so, right?

Except the times I've tried weed has been spread out over years, with weeks or months inbetween each time. And when I did smoke, I went easy.

>>37842593
i have no idea how people do it. i'm glad weed doesn't have a huge effect on me because holy shit, this stuff is hundreds of dollars in a month

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>>37842888
dont smoke too much your first time, its not like cigarettes when it comes to how much it affects you.

I just got some weed after a 6-month tolerance break. I hate that I like this shit so much. It's expensive and makes me want to eat more, but also makes animu, vidya, all that gay shit, so much more fun

Has anybody bought weed off of deepweb? tell me about it please.

If you're actually a robot you have absolutely NO way to obtain marijuana.

All drugs are for normies.

As someone who smoked for every day for 5 years I can safely say it will NOT cure your robothood. If anything it makes me less likely to go out and talk to people. Alcohol is far better for social situations as long as you don't get to drunk.
>>37838651
I didn't gain any weight when I started smoking weed and ended up gaining 25 pounds when I stopped. Meth starts to go downhill fast.

>>37843339
No one actually does this, anon

It's just an excuse people throw out when they're exposed as normies with a "weedman"

>>37843369
>not living in one of the liberal faggot states
this is ultimate robot mode, living surrounded by sluts and degens, your only solace being cheap retail weed

>>37843369
you can grow it

>>37838424
Weed caused my robothood

>Started getting into my own head more
>Socializing became a scary process
>Anxiety and awareness of my own heart beat
>Self-realization of being waste

Weed is the shittest drug.

>>37843396
Why don't people do it? If I wanted to buy weed in bulk and I'm willing to take the risk it seems like a decent idea.

>>37843369
Bullshit. Live in Commiefornia, get it delivered like pizza except the weed comes quickly, and the driver is usually professional, cleanly dressed, and sober; unlike the pizza delivery individual.

It helps but I still don't have friends and don't know how to talk to people. I forgot how to make online friends too. I mean it's basically the same as RL friends, people want your pictures and details about your life and stuff, it's not like it was back in the day.

>>37838424
>Guys, weed is totally not used by normies and is totally a robot stimulant, please respect me for my degenerate habit and help me get the government to support my degenerate hobby
>Junkies still unironically believe this

>he doesn't smoke weed
>Literally the cure for robothood

But my robothood stems from crippling schizophrenia. I don't want to exacerbate the situation.

>>37843641
The govt. has nothing to gain from criminalizing it and everything to lose by not legalizing. It's the paper companies and big pharma who don't want people to have it. To obtain it legally you have to drop $100s more than you would illegally. Why they can't come up with an effective business model that works for everyone, idk.

>>37838424
It's gotten to the point I respect cokeheads more than potheads tbqh

Typical pothead
>a bloo bloo hoo I got so triggered by those white cis scum trolling on tumblr I need to numb my pain with weed

Typical cokehead
>fuck yeah we just surpassed our sales projections, lets celebrate lads

>>37843704
Coke is a waste of money and is always cut, why not just do addies?

>>37838424
i was a happy failed normie before i smoked weed
now i'm a 100% robot, can't even talk to cashiers anymore, fuck weed

>>37838976
It literally kills braincells and introduces heavy carcinogens into your body you brainlet.

>>37843751
Cancer patients benefit from THC more in edible form, especially if it's lung cancer.

Cannabis oil helped a family friend, her cancer went into full remission. I don't think the oil gets you high.

If you're ever in Washington DC you can get it delivered just like food.

>>37843750

>blaming a shitty drug like weed for your trash life

Just man up and lose your fears fag

>>37843696
>waaaaah waaaahhhh the big bad pharmaceutical companies aren't letting me be a degenerate

Maybe because there are no benefits to using marijuana past getting high? Besides, why would you want big pharma to side with your outlandish anecdotes about medicinal marijuana? They will just make a synthesized version of it so that you can't get high off it and therefore pointless to abuse it.

>>37843853
Weed is know for bringing out psychosis and anxiety in some people.

You realize life is not an anime right? You can't get over anxiety with willpower when your brain decides to turn on you.
Stop being a douche.

>>37843776
>Cannabis oil helped a family friend, her cancer went into full remission

Nice anecdote buddy.

>>37843811
Info on this? I live in the metro area and have been hearing about this...

>>37843925
Kill yourself shitheel. These "big bad drug companies" are also flooding entire towns full of percocets and systematically killing people off and you support them because 'muh degenerates'? Fucking animal.

>>37843930
Yes you can. Just don't be a bitch.

>>37843978
Did I say I support them you overly emotional baby? Smoke some weed and calm down lmao, reality is clearly not working for you today.

>>37841763
I smoked weed probably 100 times before I consistently liked it. You have to learn to accept not being in control. Also yes you probably smoked too much. Take it very slow.

>>37843776
And steve jobs went into 4th stage pancreatic cancer despite using weed.

I think we need more in depth studies instead of throwing around single case situations where we have little to no idea what other factors and variables were involved

>>37838424
Weed doesn't do anything for me.
All four times I've tried it all it did was make me want to go to bed and made we wake up feeling like shit.

>smoke weed
>feel great
>1 hour later start feeling nauseous, have to lie down
>throw up eventually

Why?

>>37844237
That's really bizarre and shouldn't happen. Only time I've thrown up from weed is when I took too huge a bong hit, it happened immediately after inhaling and I was not nauseous afterwards while cleaning up the mess.