>have kids
>still a virgin
>the prospect of your own kid losing their virginity before you do is probably ten years away.
>>39477694
Why aren't you pounding your new gf/ wife then ?
>>39477694
>>have kids
>>still a virgin
why would you do that to yourself?
sounds like a reasonable case for wincest
>tfw sperm donor
>tfw the kids will live normal lives and have relationships before I ever do
>>39477724
i just needed some money
>>39478768
So you're just using your kids as quick buck? Fuck you.
>>39477694
>selling yourself this short
>the prospect of your own kid losing their virginity before you do is probably ten years away.
They could probably get it in as little as 3......
Sperm donor?
>>39479996
how else would this be done?
>>39477746
>the kids will live normal lives and have relationships before I ever do
Not with your shitty genes. You can expect them to be here before you leave tho.
>>39480010
There's that one guy on /int/ who married his oneitis and is a father for her kids but they don't have sex because their relationship is non-romantic.
>>39480066
must've missed that, got a cap or a link to archive of it?