You appear naked inside a giant dome along with every other robot and fembot. What do you do?
Escape because i know at least a handful of you are murdering psychopaths
>>39477432
Hide as best as I can until someone is murdered and then drag their dead body aside so I can make love to it before I die.I would hope that anyone who spotted me would be too disgusted to interfere.
well for one fembots aren't real so i'm just stuck in a giant dome with a bunch of other ugly assholes
probably try to leave before the prison gay faggots start hitting on each other
Try not to get raped, and possibly team up with >>39477498
>>39477432
Not a psychopath but I'm pretty sure I could defend myself. Why do these sort of scenarios always spark violence? I'd loudly ask why we are all here and naked. I want answers.
>>39477452
THIS!
This, this, this, like a motherfucker!
>>39477432
I'd hide. Isn't that how you win the hunger games?
>>39477432
Manipulate all the brobots into following me as the alpha. Proceed to gang rape and murder all the roasties, keeping the hottest ones as breeders.
iii would try to look for decent people to team up that wont violently rape me
>>39477432
Become super saiyan since this is clearly me being transported to a fantasy world, have an epic battle with a fembot, get conquered by he, feed her eggs, and fall in love with her.
>>39477432
>What do you do?
everyone would be really confused
the leaders among us would try to find a way out
I doubt even the strongest degenerate would actually have sex in such a confusing situation, although some of the women might get raped by the normalfag ogres
>>39477432
Is there a stove and a fridge filled with raw meat?
Let's say there is.
I'll whip up some dank meals for ma boyz and instantly make a good impression.
This will also prove who's vegan and vegetarian.
Who of which are the real enemies.
probably find an out-of-the-way spot on the edge of the dome and simply sit and not interact with anyone except maybe to get a drink
I have enough fat to live without food for some time
>befriend a bunch of people and form a gang
>work together to break out
>>39477498
>too disgusted to interfere.
Top kek!
>>39477432
kill the fembot
females are cancer and should be eradicated
society would flourish massively with no women and artificial womb technology
>>39477432
Hunt down and kill the following in the most cruel, painful and vicious way possible;
>Cebruz (or the tfw no X bf poster if someone else took up the mantle)
>Fate-anon
>Hug your family anon
>Where do you want to live anon
>Noticing girls wearing chokers anon
>Vagina envy anon
And Bebe is close behind if she doesn't cut the shit out.
>>39477432
press against a corner and fend you off with my dong
>>39477558
>exclamation points
>believeing that anyone here has the balls to kill
found the normie
>>39477775
*Walks up to but with an erection*
"What's a cutie like you doing out here all by your lonesome?"
>>39477611
>>39477648
>>39477678
>>39477779
This thread is a good way to spot normies.
>>39477432
I would immediately ally myself to >>39477838, he has the right idea.
>>39477838
oh shit lmao
thats scary
>>39477819
Men would certainty get better at fighting each other
I'm a robot for reasons that are not physical. You boys don't scare me. I'm not going to go full hunger games but I'm feeling pretty comfortable.
>>39477888
dubs
so would i, then we could clense this baord and obviously kill OP since he wants people to reply saying how much they would fuck everyone
>>39477903
The joke is I know which of those fucks you are.
>>39477432
>>39477452
But do we actually know the others are robots, or are they just random naked people as far as we can tell?
>>39477922
but maybe i could survive and kill you
i mean no wait
no way
maybe i could get help so thats it
>>39477838
No mention of ayy white boi anon? You were almost perfect in your intentions.
>>39477971
I'm open to suggestions for the list. Also add Stanley to it. I know he's a victim of others posting him around, but I'm sick of his face.
>>39477969
Looks like I'm also getting help with my plan, you're days are numbered Fate you fucking loser
>>39477432
>so i finally an heroed and landed in hell huh
>>39478010
i will try to not cry a lot i guess
>>39478011
in reality everyone would be quiet and keep to themsleves exept for the fembots who would be beaten to death by a semi-tough robot
>>39478044
i'd either be the one killing the fembots or jacking off to the sight
Start asking people their favourite dinosaurs
>>39477452
Escape is not possible, there will be a peace pact in trade for sex with the women.
>>39478010
Petition to add dinosaur anon >>39478091 to the list
>>39478091
spinosaurus is the most spectacular
>>39477885
if by cutie, you mean a hairy, 400 pound dude, then yeah hit on me all you want
I ain't sucking no masculine dick though
>>39478010
>>39478027
wait that let me thinking and you would have no fucking clue who i am so you wouldnt know who to kill hoho
looks like destiny is on my side this time anon
>>39477432
immediately assert my dominance of the alpha male, for my 6'5" stature and muscles.
>>39478122
Yes, I *would* know who you are. You and everyone else on my list.
>>39478091
This kind. Wanna team up?
what sort of dome is it
is it just some arena or is it like pic related
>>39477432
Use my ability to manipulate people to form up factions and a haremthen murder people and ensue chaos among people then slowly but surely pick off the male members of the faction and see how they react to the suspicion and stress while remaining free from suspicion myself due to the extenuating circumstances of my person.
>How big is the dome?
>Is there food, water?
>Is it like Hunger game or the Simpsons movie where the is stuff inside the dome?
These are the questions I want answered! Also why wouldn't we all be friends and have fun :) But if shit hits the fan I will fight.
>>39478113
What's wrong with dinosaurs? They're harmless and fun to talk about
>>39478118
Spino is a good choice
But would your answer change once your nude? I wonder about that
>>39478178
Hell yeah dude I'd want to keep you safe from those that would harm you
>>39478219
I read that book.
It's shit in a "deep" sense but it also is fun and i like the premise.
I would probably not be able to stand it now, though.
>>39478091
Therizinosaurus is the only true answer.
>>39478145
sure thing anonon
>>39478260
Nothing wrong with dinosaurs but there's something wrong with having a retarded gimmick and posting about it on r9k incessantly
make eggs for everyone
>>39478337
What if I don't want to eat them?
>>39478319
I don't, i just ask when I'm in a position to meet new people
Maybe you pay me too much mind
>>39477432
start organizing them
>>39478345
Then you are threatening the stability of group cohesion and there will be...consequences.
>>39477838
I will ally myself with these guy , but with the exception that i get to desmember their bodyparts for the main use of sextoys ,if they are women
>>39478345
You will eat the eggs.
I would wear a necklace made out of fembot ears and use their slime hole juices to gel my hair into a huge spike to display dominance
>>39478371
Can I atleast get them in scrambled form. Hard boiled eggs are shit without salt, and I highly doubt there is salt in that dome.
>>39478337
What kind of eggs
Can I help u cook?
>>39477432
Rape and Kill until I can't Rape and Kill anymore.
Find a scrawny motherfucker and try to rip his femur out to use as a weapon, if not then try to extract some other bone.
>>39478454
But if he's scrawny then his bone will make a pitiful weapon.
The only respectable weapon is a Chad femur.
>>39477432
off myself as fast as humanly possible
>>39478454
Can i join you on you rape kill spree? If we are intimidating enough we might be able to snag a fembot to keep as a breeder and living fleshlight
Although if you were to try something on i wouldent be afraid to make a makeshift vag out of your dick and use it .
>>39477452
This. I'd immediately try to ally with the bots and fembots who are at least trying to keep some semblance of order and sanity and actually escape the dome. I have a feeling this situation would require quite a lot of de-escalation and that there are some of you who would probably freak the fuck out.
>>39478559
>ally with fembots
>the most obvious target
RIP anon.
>>39478559
It wouldn't take long for the worst of people to be recognized and eliminated
If there are reasonable and strong people pushing for order, fewer and fewer people will oppose them
>not using the ensuing chaosh ash a laddah
Plebs, the lot of you.
>>39478606
He didn't think that one through did he?
Love it when moralfags make elementary strategic errors because they're blinded by their own retarded ideology.
MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!The prize is you get to cum on Stacy's feet
>>39478670
Females would be the very first thing to cause trouble. Even in normal situations they do. Male social groups devolve into increasingly desperate shows of strength when women are around. Imagine how that shit would end in a situation like OP described. The winning strategy is to stay the fuck away from the fembots and organize with the other people who do the same, since they obviously are thinking atleast somewhat ahead aswell.
>>39477432
Break a branch over someone's head and shout
>"DOME RULES, BITCH"
before disappearing into the crowd.
Impregnate all the fembots i can. Traps are made into working slaves.
Get lynched instantly for looking like Chad Thundercock.
>>39477432
Become friends with the few robots who are muscular from lifting weights and and thereby insert myself into the circle of people most likely to survive.
>>39478500
The Virgin Skeletal Structure
The Chad Bone Zone
I go into the middle of everyone and climb up onto the platform and I yell
WELCOME.....TO THE THUNDER DOOOOOOME
and then it just echoes
>DOOOME DOOOME DOOME DOOME
and then everyone starts mortal kombatting
>go hide in a forest or cave
>build traps and shit
>stay away from everyone
>maybe have just a few outcast friends and become raiders or some shit
>live out my dream of being a raider
>attack the bigger communities to steal gfs
>>39479107
>inside a dome
>somehow mistakes a fucking dome of all things as a forest and/or cave
>>39479451
I know which party pooper smartass I will kill first.
>>39479476
>turning all the fembots and their beta orbiters against him
I know who i'm going to have killed first.
>>39479534
>fembots listening to a egghead smartass partypoopin nerd
Sure thing, buddyo.
>>39477432
>You appear naked inside a giant dome along with every other robot and fembot. What do you do?
>mfw at the sheer stench of all the unwashed bodies
I find the nearest twink/skellyfag and rape the shit out of his dick with my crusty, never shaved, haven't showered in over a month, beef roast ham wallet.
>>39477794
Please explain
This is definitely not original
>>39479972
Why a twink, exactly?
And why ain't you showering
>>39477838
I pledge my blade and my life to your service.
>>39477838
I hope you manage to get them all tbqh.
>>39480427
>>39480449
No killing let's be kind please
>>39477838
I join you if you let me rape a few of them.
Team up with >>39477452. Try to escape and kill psychos.
>>39480413
>Why a twink, exactly?
Because they have no muscle mass so they can't fight me off.
>And why ain't you showering
Because I'm a neet, obviously.
>>39477432
Run away at first, but then try to team up with a few other anons and viciously kill and torture everyone in our pathexcept the femanons which we would rape before we kill.Then I slowly but surely kill everyone else I've teamed up with, making each death look like an accident.
>every robot and fembot
>and fembot
>>39481259
Assuming the dome is inescapable, you might want to leave some people alive unless you plan to spend the rest of your life jerking off alone.
>Sit back
>Stay quiet
>Get a grasp on the situation whilst remaining calm
>Find some stronger looking people to hang with
>Pledge my support, be useful, but not dangerous to them
>Be safe and useful, but not ambitious
>But when there is peace or order restored
>Fucking murder whoever the most powerful person I can get my shiv into is and laugh like a maniac as I do it
>Nobody suspects me, I'm not in the race for power
>Act completely normal, quickly side with whoever my safest bet is
>Never think, or speak of what I did again
>When we've finally free, I vanish and return to my normal life
>However, painstakingly invest on keeping tabs on everyone in the dome
>As a hobby I hunt down and murder them all, revealing that it was me who cast the dome into chaos all along
>>39481259
forgot to mention thatafter I weed out everyone except the last person I isolate him and tell him everything I've done and how I killed everyone and planned to from the very start. Then I leave him maimed and stranded somewhere waiting to die while the thoughts of what I just told him run through his head while he dies a slow painful death.
>>39481305
I've spent all my life jerking off alone already, and long since given up on finding companionship or friends.
>>39481303
it's an oxymoron speaking of morons, OP is one
Everyone is going to go batshit crazy without internet access. Not to mention being forced to verbally communicate on a regular basis.
>>39478364
no...you get your own dome by yourself.
>>39477432
Can this be a strong girl thread?
>>39478091
ceratopsian master race
>>39477432
I'm going to kill everyone who isn't white
>teleports behind everyone
nothin personell kid
>>39481976
You're posting on /r9k/, m80. 90% of people on here are either non-white or mongrels. You gon get curbstomped, whiteboii.
>>39481325
you talk like if you were the only one thats gonna kill people there
in truth most likely 80% of the robots are decent or just autistic and via majority they will silence the crazy motherfuckers. We might get 1 or 3 killing/rapes at most and then society would just continue, with betas turned into the new alphas and true robots turned into the betas.
>>39482013
I'm so fast you won't even scratch me subhuman
>>39482071
I'm sure you're a real tough guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnXBeQwmmrc
>>39477838
>>39482123
i found the white boi poster put him on the list
Organize pit fights and manage the betting of tendies on fighters.
>>39482153
>cracka finna be thinkin he and his milky lil gang can fuck up me and my homies
You'll be lucky if I don't fuck you up yo pale ass, fuccboii.
>develop tools for survival and be self sustaining
>slowly kill off fembots and dispose of their corpses either digging or burningexcept for their hands
>live a quiet life
>>39482190
>not giving the rest of the bodies to >>39477498
>>39482290
I'll give him thehandswhen they start rotting
>>39477838
Oh fuck almost forgot, "Ballbusting Couple" guy NEEDS to be on that fucking list. I'm going straight for that cunt, no hesitation
>>39482616
you probably just wanna target anyone from here
>>39477452
I'll makw it my first act to terrify the other psychos into serving me as my army, then slaughter the rest of you in an orgy of violence: Anyone who tries to stop the fighting dies. No room for pussies in my army.
>>39482704
Ssshhhh, would you please refrain from plotting to kill me until I've finished my cup o joe? Thanks a lot.*honks nose*
>>39482767
>would you please refrain from plotting to kill me until I've finished my cup o joe?
kahahahhahh
>>39482767
Make good coffee, and you get to live. You and the barman feels guys.
>>39482825
Of course anon, everything you want ^_^
I'll have to finish my coffe first, though
>find a fembot
>wait until she has to urinate
>drink her pee
>>39482616
Ah right definitely he goes on the list.
Immediately move to the edge with my back against the wall and take up a defensive position.
Id usually try to rally a group together but I'm literally CHAD and knowing you fuckers you'd specifically target me despite being charismatic. If I started surrounded by the more cyborg/normie it might work out but that's a risky play.
To wall. Arc up. Play safe. Chances are I'll attract someone else not fucked In the head once they see I can defend myself successfully and I'm not a fucking weirdo.
>>39483005
Awwwww, aren't you cute? Too bad I'm not like the rest of these pussies, I don't believe in "Chad". You'll be perfect to make an example of, if the one thing Robots fear most is Chad, taking one down will put the rest in line.
>>39482852
More caffeine addict pepes please.
>>39481843
That's good taste
I want a protoceratops as a pretty
>>39483061
Again, this is why I don't make myself known because you fucks are crazy. I'd be a target too being tall, aryan, and built. If you come at me though, I can guarantee that even if I die you'll be in no position to "rule."
>>39483110
I need to start making new ones, I have still some more, though.But you know ze drill, first I have to finish mein Kaffee.
>>39483133
As a pet, obviously
Start a rape gang and then hunt down all the fembots.
>>39483136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezqGdDbKlj4
You don't understand. I don't truly care about ruling. Not over this empire of the weak. I seek to rule from on high, from beyond the plane of Valhalla. Delighting in the chaos that ensures. You dare threaten me? I, who have drunken the blood of the gods, and tasted the flesh of devils? Let ie be known, that if you even try to attack me, my body of stone and mountain will crumble your fists into old decript ores unfit for smelting, and I will straighten the creases in your soul with my white hot flatiron of pain and misery and suffering. Chad? I mock Chad, I spit on Chad. I am beyond Chad beyond Robot, beyond Normie. I. AM. THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!
>>39477432
kill and eat all the underagefags then hide until something happens.
>>39477432
find a way out and take like two or 3 or 80 with me
>>39477432
>form fembot federation
>form beta-brigade
>use beta brigade to kill all dissenters and rebels
>convert those that have merely been cowed
>kill the rest
>>39483587
>females capable of working together
Good one.
Siding with the fembots is the smartest choice. The womyn hating permavirgins would absolutely lose their spaghetti instantly, either being too afraid to come into contact with females or they'd sperg out on the spot, alerting the few rare ChadRobot half-breeds, which would then cause them to flee or get blown the fuck out. Now I'm allied with a few Chads and the rest is history.
Kill every fembot and gaybot immediately
>>39483759
>crypto-chads and failed normalfags start infighting over wet holes
>nobody gives a fuck about loyalty or alliances becuase roasties are involved
>you are inmidst this chaos
Well done, anon, you're dead.
>>39477432
Find the most feminine qt trap and smash his boipussy into oblivion before anyone els-
Shit wait it's me isn't it?
>>39477838
i stand by your side
Make new clothes so I'm the only decent looking anon in the dome. By forgetting our humanity, we become animals.
>>39478010
>I'm open to suggestions for the list. Also add Stanley to it. I know he's a victim of others posting him around, but I'm sick of his face.
holy shit I like you
fembot impregnation mode: on
>>39477432
Carve out my own space and fucking murder anyone who violates it. From there live the rest of my life.
>>39477432
I would very loudly tell everyone about my Prions and inform them that if they touch my blood that they will die in the next 5 to 10 years as their body melts from the inside out. By the time they realize I lied shit would have calmed down and some sort of order established. From there I would just market my blood on that lie. I would be the perfect body guard. I cant be killed out of fear and me splattering my blood around will be a weapon in of itself.
>>39485741
>next 5 to 10 years
Where do you think you are, anon? I would stab you just to make a point.
Honestly?
Sit down and accept that I'm probably the first to die.
>>39485845
In a situation like that no one takes chances.
Also
>You appear naked
Assumption is that no one has anything. That's why I declare my very blood as a weapon. Sure you could try to kill me to make a point but the second I start running into crowds they will stop you out of fear for themselves.
If we spawn in with weapons or easy access to them like were in a fucking forest or something I wont bother.
>>39485919
>In a situation like that no one takes chances.
Except, you know, suicidal depressives who are just looking for an excuse and possibility to die, but are too weak to take their own lives.
>Assumption is that no one has anything. That's why I declare my very blood as a weapon. Sure you could try to kill me to make a point but the second I start running into crowds
How do you run into crowds if you're pushed down, mounted, beaten and then strangled to death?
>>39477432
Kill all the trap lovers and "fembots"
>>39485919
>>39485741
Are you legitimately retarded, or just larping that you think anyone will listen to, or believe you've got some sort of dangerous blood super power? Even if you had AIDS or something, people wouldn't take as much caution as you seem to think they would.
Fembots will instantly be surrounded by orbiters and betas who will die for them so the rape thing is off my list. That said, betas are betas for something so most would probably just watch if you attempted to assault them. But i believe a few would fight and thats a problem. True wizard robots would just mind their bussiness like animals and would make for some tasty meat if necessary. Traps would be all around the chadest robots trying to suck their dicks and working for them. So a sort of clan thing would start forming, with chad clans, fembot clans, and fucking loser clans. I would either try joining the loser clans or the chad clans as a worker. Fembot clans would be just a fucking mess of faggots competing for the same girl who doesnt really give two fucks about them.
Based on the replies in this thread, the best course of action for me would be to run far away, as quickly as possible and maybe look for a means to kill myself so that I don't have to live through the brutal rapes/assaults I would most probably face when caught.
I don't care what they do with my body, ideally I'd find a way to destroy it though.
Tell everyone we need to cleanse /r9k/
>Kill fembots
>Trannies
>Underaged ban&
>Chads
>>39477432
I'd instantly try to locate a kitchen and strap a frying pan over my butt.
keep to myself until i was inevitably forced into a position of dominance by retards flexing to maintain their petty status
Immediately capture at least 3 pleasure slaves and begin breaking them in. Secure a food source and build a shelter. Advise as many chosen anons as possible to capture their own concubine(s) and co-operate with them. Allow a figurehead to form in the community, a wannabe chad, and become his right hand man. Have him pursue my own interests and have him fall on his sword for any failings. If things are going well, I plan to advance. If not, I step down and become another civilian. Those not affiliated with us will either bend the knee or die,or I may join them if things are better there. If I stay in place, our false leader will be killed by them. Afterwards I may die in holy combat or I may rule over the dome.
>>39487412
>thinking its not only a possibility but also a safe pick to have 3 of a very very limited and craved resource in a community of addicts with individuals that would kill him just to prove a point or because they could or because they got jealous or an attempt to win said resources attention or out of frustration or because they to think they could run the harem and better etc etc.
Seriously, the second the fembots came into this whole equation is the second an either matriarchal society or utter chaos become the only options.
>Do you any of you guys play video games?
>>39487759
>Thinking robots will even kill me in a lawless society
>Implying they wouldn't just sit around in a circle jacking themselves off while complaining that the domechads have female slaves
Whiteknights/orbiters and the like will put up zero fight while being murdered themselves.
>>39488032
>he thinks the largest dome faction won't just posse up and lynch him
>he thinks fembots wouldn't hang him by his balls out a window the second they realize they could have an army willing to do her bidding instead of a single egotist
>>39488122
>I'm not part of the largest dome society
>The fem'bots' won't be chained up permanently
>>39488132
>he thinks his small gang of pseudo-chads will be bigger than 97% of /r9k/ residents
>he thinks the second anything negative happening to females won't elicit a cry from them that all the white knights and hopefuls won't answer to
You'll either be dead or imprisoned at this rate.
>>39477432
>Small amounts of confused talking commences
>Talking gets louder
>Hear a girl scream
>She screams louder
>Another one screams
>See like 10 robos ganging up on a few m'ladies
>Devolves into a massive gangrape of every reasonably attractive female there
>Ugly girls still don't get any
>>39488176
I've already explained what would happen to whiteknights etc.
Dude it's just a fantasy autism thread???
Dude???!!!
>>39477432
If there is theoretically enough to form rudimentary society ...
>somewhat /fit/
>decent enough endurance and cardio to wear out powerlifter bots
>nurse so if people want to kill me I can play that card to survive
>use milfag knowledge to assemble teams to accomplish goals
Find an overweight guy's dead body,cut open the stomach,survive for a few weeks eating the organs and fat from inside.Go out rarely to find dead fembots to fuck for entertainment