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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>be me
>be 11 years old
>was at home with parents
>aunt visits us
>she brings the cutest of creatures into our household
>the moment i lied eyes on it, i knew it was love for life
>it was a Shiba Inu and I adore everything about it
>all is well, we spend a great time me and the beast
>suddenly
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>>745552543
Hodor
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>>745552739
damn that was fast
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this explains it everything.

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Trips opens the box. Hint: It is strange porn.
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>>745550507
roll
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rollllllll

Honest Opinions on Muslims

I'll start

> Arranged Marriage is NOT in the Qu'ran.

> White Muslims are hot!
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>>745542370
>arranged marriage not in shitran
but fucking 9 yo cunt is at least divine
>white people are hot
cause theyre people not sandniggers
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>>745542370
Bump
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>>745542763
In Islam you cannot actually be with a woman unless she has hit puberty first.

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This dude got nearly killed on twitch. By 2 black guys what are the odds eh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTDS0bncQ_s
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>>745540368

Surprise!! Violent niggers in the US. These fuckers are cancer. Think about it. Niggers function in society exactly like cancer.
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>>745540368
>Guy goes looking for a fight
>Finds one
>/btards learn the world beyond their basement is not their safe space

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>just checked the rule of law-index
>my country in ranked in 4th place among the four nordic countries
>also ranked 4th globally

typical day in scandinavia
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Finland is Winland
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Denmark >>>
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>>745541848
This only proves how subservient to authority your population is; this certainly isn't something you should be proud of.

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lets see your best cleavage pics
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tbh my cleavage isn't all that impressive and it's pretty hairy
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Antone like??
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>>745542705
then fucking shave them you animal

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What are you /drinking/ bros? also why are you drinking?

I'm drinking pic related because being drunk can get me through the day easily.
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>>745543905
I'm on my 3rd pbr tall right now because fuck it. Hate this shitty beer btw.
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I need some drinks. Any beer whiskey vodka or tequila
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>johnny walker red
My favorite whiskey.

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ITT: Post a picture of that girl you know that you reckon is a 10/10 and then everyone else roasts the shit out of them.
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Pretty cute. Why would you want to roast her?
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>>745544783
Well she's good at make-up. I don't feel like I really know what she looks like, she's just made herself up to look like your average generic instaho
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>>745544985
Fuck her in the mouth and I'll get her in the cunt and we'll spitroast her.

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flashingcollection.
tumblr.
com

Girls flashing in public
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thoughts on my daughters?
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they're cute
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They're all Asian and female.
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6/10 would still tounge punch their fart boxes

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rate my cock?
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jew/10
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>>745542608
Looks like a Saturn V rocket.
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2/10

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Creepshot thread c'mon
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Tell me about the types of girls you (try to) avoid based on earlier experiences with them.

For me it's the choker-wearing, game-playing, anime-watching, thigh-high-wearing geeky chicks who play to my basement-dwelling past self and can just fuck around with my shit like they want to. Every time I think I'm out one of these skinny pieces of shit pops out from some circle of friends of a friend and makes me forget how good things were between them. It's always about how nice and different she is to the last one but I forget not to fuck with these bitches.

Also
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>>745544300
Sad, but for me it's intellectual types. They always end up not wanting a family (in their mind having children is a curse from the past), and tending to do less and less at home while I have to work and cleanup their shit. It's like raising a baby of my own age.

I'd love an intelligent girl who doesn't think she's better than everyone else.
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>>745544300
You just described me exactly exept im also trans lol
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Ones who change their bastard hair colour every month.

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you can't compete whiteboi
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>>745541854
Now that's a real man's cock.
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>>745541854
lol, so long tight ass/pussy, it was nice knowing you

my ex from about 10 years ago. she was a scene cunt then. shes a pudgy lobotomy eyed fuck today. she always thought her fat ass was model material LOL. trips decides what i say next faggots
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I meant that you look more like you've got fucking nigger cancer.
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I shoulda taken care fo you back in 'nam when I had the chance
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I thought you could only get better with age, boy was I fucking wrong

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