I've got a pretty huge dick but I'm useless at approaching

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>>39486016
>If I sat next to a girl on a bus and 'accidentally' flashed up a picture of my cock on my phone, would she initiate?

You guys fucking crack me up

I guarantee you if she even notices, one of two things would happen

1. She'll notice it and think you are a fucking faggot who downloaded dicks to his phone

2. She'll notice it and think you're a creepy/get you kicked off the bus

>>39486016
>would she initiate?
Yes, she would initiate a restraining order. Wow sometimes you guys are clueless

>>39486016
Ugg you dicklets will never learn listen to this and give up

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKbhd6fAb6

>>39486016
>If I sat next to a girl on a bus and 'accidentally' flashed up a picture of my cock on my phone, would she initiate?
I legit can't tell if you're serious.

Why don't you wear really tight shorts or speedos?

Wear bicycle shorts on the bus and stand in front of the women. They have no choice but to peek at your penis and they will see that it is large. When you see them staring you will have to engage a little but it might lead to intercourse

>>39486016
easiest way is to make a tinder, have good pictures and mention your dick size in the bio.

I guarantee you sluts would flock to you and let you shoot your load inside them

don't flash a picture idiot, she'll think you're a faggot. you have to accidentally pull your pants down in front of her

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>>39486016
Wouldn't she have no way to know if it was your dick?